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Barsaat Ki Ek Raat

Yeh kahani us raat ki hai jise koi bhi Mumbaikar(Mumbai sheher main rehnewala) nahin bhula sakta. Ji haan 26 July 2005, ek aisi kali raat jis din Indradev(Lord Indra) ne naa ruknewali bheeshan baarish barsakar Mumbai sheher par vaar kiya tha, kayi zindagiyon ko pareshan kar diya tha. Lekin us din toh Kamdev(Cupid) ne bhi mujhpar vaar kiya tha, is bare mein aagey.
Ab mein kuch apne baare mein batata hoon. Mera naam RAjaan Walia hai. Dekhne mein sadharan, lekin kadh(height) main lamba. Main Seepz main ek software MNC main kaam karta hoon. Mere maa-baap mere bade-bhai ke saath Delhi mein rehte hain, Mumbai unhe pasand nahin. Mein hamesha se introvert(kum bolnewala) raha hoon, isliye jab mein naukri karne Mumbai aaya, Girl friend toh door ki baat, 4 dost bhi nahin bane.Mumbai mein mere pehchaan ka agar koi tha toh sirf- meri unmarried cousin didi, Sanjana(Is Kahani ki heroine).
Sanjana didi mujhse umar mein 10 saal badi thi, unhone mere bachpan mein mujhe apni godh mein khilaya tha. Bahut hi khoobsurat. Rang- Gora, Face-Oval, Figure-Zabardast. Dekne mein woh ek TV actress ki tarah lagti hain, Nikki Aneja, jisne Zee TV ke serial Astitva-Ek Prem kahani mein kaam kiya tha. Kuch tasveerein neeche post kar deta hoon, jisse aap is kahani ka zyada mazaa le sakenge.
Padhaai mein woh hamesha tez rahi thi, MBA thi. Apne dam par Mumbai mein naukri kar rahi thi, sel-made-woman thi, independent, strong , achchi salary kama rahi thi, apne paise se car kharidi thi, Juhu main ek kaafi mehenge bade flat mein kiraye pe rehti thi. Aur inhi sab ke kaaran un mein zyada self-respect,EGO aa gaya tha. Jab bhi unke maa-baap unke rishte ki baat karte toh har ladke ko kisi na kisi baat par reject kar deti.Maa-baap pareshan hote toh unse kehti ki unhe kisi mard ki zaroorat nahin. Unke office mein bhi 2 ladkon ne unpar line maara tha.Par kuch din date karke unko bhi mana kar diya.
Sanjana didi meri personality se bilkul alag thi, mein introvert(shaant), toh woh extrovert(bindaas), main saavla, toh woh gori. Sirf ek baat mein hamari choice milti thi –Films. Hum dono ko filmein dekhna bahut pasand tha. Hum aksar Saturday’s ya Sunday’s ko multiplex mein movies dekhne jaate. July 2005 mein mere ghar Andheri ke paas(walking disatance) ek naya cinema hall khula tha.
Maine didi ko kaha ki agli film dekhne woh yahin aayein. Saturday 23 July ka plan maine banaya, par didi ki koi zaroori meeting ki vajah se plan cancel karna pada. Bahut bura laga, phone par unse jaghda bhi hua, gusse mein maine bhi film nahin dekhi. Un dino didi kuch frustated(chidchidi) ho gayi thi, frustated(sexually) toh mein bhi tha, 25 saal ki umar paar kar chuka tha aur ab tak koi ladki nahi pata paya tha.Didi bhi 35 saal ke upar thi, ab tak kunwaari (unmarried).
Ab mein kahani shuru karta hoon. 26 July ko subah se hi lagataar baarish ho rahi thi, mera office jaane ka man na hua, bukhar bata kar maine senior se leave maang li. Dopahar tak aaram kiya, newspaper padha, TV dekha. Phir achanak shaam ko 5 baje mujhe mobile par call aaya. Socha office se hi hoga, par caller ka naam dekh kar surprise ho gaya- Sanjana didi. Phone uthane par didi ne kaha ki woh Andheri mein hi kisi meeting ke liye apni gaadi se aayin thi, lekin tez baarish ki vajah se meeting cancel ho gayi (Woh kya jaanti thi ki us din woh meeting nahi mating/sex ke liye aayin thi).Toh unhone mere ghar ke paas khule cinema hall mein film dekhne ka plan banaya.
Film dekhne ke liye toh main hamesha taiyaar rehta tha, main bhi maan gaya. Mere society mein aakar unhone apni gaadi park ki aur hum dono chal kar cinema hall chale gaye. Us din Sanjana didi ne neele(blue) rang ka salwaar-kameez pahna tha, bahut hi Sexy lag rahi thi, khil rahi thi. Tickets mil gayi aur hum dono 6-9 film dekhne hall ke undar chale gaye. Bahar lagatar tez baarish ke vajah se sadkon mein paani bharne laga, mere society ke undar bhi paani bhar gaya tha.
Hum dono film dekhar baahar nikle toh kamar (waist) tak paani sadak par bhar gaya tha. Itne mein cell phone par State High Alert message aaya ki- Joh jahan bhi hai kisi safe jagah jakar ruk jaaye, tez baarish ke vajah se Mumbai mein Flood ho raha hai.
Didi ne kaha ki aisi halat mein woh gaadi chalakar Juhu nahi pahuch payingi. Unhe raat mere 1 Bhk flat mein guzaarni padegi. Maine bhi yehi theek samjha. Main kya jaanta tha ki Kudrat(Nature) mere zindagi ki kahani likh rahi hai. Hum dono meri society ki taraf chal pade. Baarish mein bheegne se didi ki salwaar-kameez unke jism par chipak gayi thi, unke breasts(stan), bra, buttock(gaand) saaf(clearly) dikh rahe the. Meri building ka watchman didi ko hawas bhari nazar se dekhne laga- didi super-sexy jo lag rahi thi. Hum dono mere flat pahunche, ghar ghuste hi didi ko cheenkh aane lagi.
Main: “Kyun didi aapko sardi lag gayi ?”
Didi: “Haan! Bheegne se aksar mujhe sardi ho jaati hai”
Main: “Aap apne gheele kapde utar kar badal lijiye”
Didi: “Haan par mere paas extra kapde kahan hai ? Yeh mera ghar thodi na hai.”
Main: “Arrre haan, bhool gaya. Par aise toh aap beemar pad jayengi. Rukiye main aapke aur apne liye chai ya coffee bana kar lata hoon”
Didi: “Chai-Coffee chodo , ghar mein whisky/beer/ brandy/rum ho toh le aayo.”
Ghar mein 6 mahine pehle meri bade bhai ne whisky ki bottles lakar rakhi thi. Maine bathroom mein apne kapde badle aur kitchen jaakar whisky ki bottle aur 2 glass lekar lauta toh didi hall mein nahin thi. Main unko dhoondne bed room gaya toh, dekha ki darwaza thoda khula hai. Darwaza thoda aur khola toh yeh maine kya dekh liya.
Didi apni gheeli kameez utar chuki thi aur apni bra khol rahi thi. Kisi aurat ko nangi(nude) toh maine sirf blue filmon mein hi dekha tha, par apne saamne kisi nangi ladki ko nahi dekha tha. Maine unko apni bra, salwaar, panty utarte hua dekha. Ab tak didi ki nazar mujhpar nahi padi thi. Unke bade-bade breasts, sexy gaand, gori chamdi dekhkar, uttejna (excitement) mein mera ling/lund(penis) khada(erect) ho gaya. Didi aaine(mirror) mein apni figure dekh rahi thi, baal set kar rahi thi. Achank unhone mudkar mujhe dekha. Woh chauk gayi aur turant unhone towel apne jism par lapet liya.
Didi: “TTTummmmm……. Tumne darwaze par knock kyon nahi kiya ?”
Main: “Main toh aapko bulane aaya tha”
Didi: “Jaao main aati hoon”
Main hall mein gaya aur maine thodi-thodi whisky dono glass mein bhar di aur center table par rakh diya.
Itne mein Sanjana didi aayin aur sofa par baeth gayin, main bhi unke saamnewale sofa par baeth gaya. Woh mujhe kuch ajeeb nazar se dekh rahi thi, humne apni-apni whisky khatam ki. Didi uthi aur unhone apni aur meri glass whisky se poori bhar di. Main chauk gaya.
Main: “ Didi main ek glass se zyaada nahin pee sakta”
Didi: “Mera saath dene ke liye tumhe peena padega”
Main: “Lekin zyaada sharaab peene se main bekabu ho jaata hoon”. Didi muskurayin aur kaha
Didi: “ Yahi toh main chahti hoon”
Phir hum dono ne whisky ki bottle peekar khatam kar di. Unhone mujhse kitchen se ek bottle aur mangwayi, who bottle bhi humne aadhi khatam kar di.
Ab main aur didi dono nashe main aa gaye the. Didi nashe main bahut kuch bolne lagi.
Didi: “Toh tumne aaj tak kisi ladki ko nangi (nude) nahin dekha hai ?”
Main: “Mujhe maaf kar dijiye, maine jaan-boojh kar aisa nahi kiya”
Didi: “Tum jis tarah mujhe dekh rahe the, lagta hai tum bhi meri tarah sexually frustated ho”
Woh bolti hi jaa rahi thi.
Didi: “Main sochti thi ki mujhe apni zindagi mein kisi mard ki zaroorat nahin hai.Par mein galat thi.35 saal ki umar par kar chuki hoon aur ab mera jism hawas ki aag mein jal raha hai. Jab mein apni saheliyon ko unke patiyon ke saath dekhti hoon toh mujhe unse jalan hoti hai. Main tadap rahi hoon.”
Yeh kehkar woh rone lagi. Main turant uthkar unke aansu pochne gaya. Maine kaha
Main: “Didi, please mat roiye, main aapko rote hue nain dekh sakta” . Didi meri taraf dekhte hue boli
Didi: “Is musibat se mujhe sirf Tum nikal sakte ho”
Main: “Bataiye main aapki kya madat kar sakta hoon”
Woh meri taraf jhukin aur unhone mere kaan mein kaha
Didi: “Aaj ki raat tum mujhe poori aurat bana do, apni wife bana lo”
Hum dono ka haal toh aap sab jaante hi hain, nashe mein dhut hum apne hosh kho baethe the. Yeh sharaab buri cheez hai. Usi waqt mujhpar Kamdev ne vaar kiya aur main apni towel se lipti didi ko apni bahon mein uthakar apne bedroom le gaya.
Maine unki towel khol di aur unhone bhi mera night-suit utar diya aur mere kadak lund ko pakad kar mehsoos kiya. Main kuch der tak unke nange jism ko dekhta raha, bahut khoobsurat, chikni gori chamdi, bade-bade breasts , naabhi(navel), baal saaf ki hui choot(vagina). Main unke poore jism ko chumne laga, unke thighs, unki choot, unki naabhi , unke breasts. Woh bhi mujhe choomne lagi.
Phir humne lip-to-lip kiss kiya, unhone mere haath apne breasts par rakh diye. Mera ling/lund(penis) poora khada ho gaya aur bahut kadak ho gaya tha,itna kadak pehle kabhi nahi hua tha, bahut dard bhi kar raha tha. Hum dono pagalon ki tarah ek doosre ko kiss aur smooch kar rahe the. Kuch der aur kiss karne ke baad unhone mujhse kaha, Bas ab mujhe bistar par le chalo aur meri choot ki pyaas bhuja do” Nashe mein kisi bhi tarah ke protection/condom ke baare mein humne socha hi nahin aur aagey jaakar(2 mahine baad) iska mujhe bahut pachtava/afsoos hua.
Maine unko utha kar bistar par lita diya, unke pair(legs) phehlaye aur apna land unki choot ke lips par rakh diya, unki choot se pehle se hi ras nikal raha tha (lubricated ho gaya tha), mera land bas thoda zor lagane se hi thoda undar chala gaya. Unke muhse halki si cheekh nikal gayi “Aaah!”
Unhone mujhe lund aur undar daalne ko kaha, maine ek aur dhaka diya aur poora land unki choot ke undar ghus gaya, woh mere gaalon ko choomne lagin aur unhone mujhe kaskar pakad liya. Phir hum dono lip-to-lip kiss aur smooch karne lage, mere haath unke breasts sehlate rahe, saath-saath main land se zor ke dhakke bhi marta raha, naa jaane kitni der tak maine unko dhakke maare honge.
Bahar ab bhi zor-zor se baarish ho rahi thi, aur mere lund se veerya(semen/sperm) ki baarish bhi hone wali thi. Sharaab ke nashe ki halat mein, maine unki choot mein hi apna veerya chod diya. Itna veerya nikla, jitna kabhi mooth marne(masturbate) par bhi nahi nikla karta tha, kuch toh mere lund ke niche se sarakta hua mehsoos hua. Kayi baar mein mera sperm nikalta hi raha, kisi bhi fertile ladki ya aurat ko itna veerya(sperm) garbh-vati(pregnant) banane ke liye kaafi raha hoga. Saara veerya nikalne ke baad hum dono lipat kar so gaye.
Agli din jab neend khuli toh bahar baarish ab tak ho rahi thi. Mere sir mein kal ki sharaab se bahut dard ho raha tha. Kuch der ke liye laga ki kal raat mere aur didi ke beech jo bhi hua sab ek sapna tha, kamre mein didi bhi nahin thi. Par jab meri aankhen poori tarah khuli toh maine bed room ke ek kone mein didi ke utaari hui gheeli salwaar, kameez, dupatta, bra aur panty dekhi.
Aur doosri taraf towel aur mera night-suit floor par ghira pada tha aur main bhi nanga(naked) tha. Bed sheet ki jo halat thi use dekh kar koi bhi keh sakta tha ki is bed par suhaag-raat manayi gayi hai. Itne mein Didi nangi(nude) halat mein, haathon mein tray (jisme 2 cup,Chai ki Ketli aur biscuits) thi kamre mein ghusi aur muskurate huye boli, “Good Morning! Chaai taiyaar hai ” Maine kaha, “Oh noooooo!!!!!! Yeh maine kya kar diya”……..