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Bat un dino ki hai jab mai 18-19 saal ka tha. Mera family Ahmedabad city me rehta tha. City ke mohalle aur galiya agar pata ho to bilkul ek dusre se jude huye hote hai. Bas ek ya do manzil hoti hai aur har koi ek-durse ke ghar me tak-zank bi kar sakta hai. Ghar bi purane hote hai. Yani punani darare wali khidkiya aur darwaje jo pure band bi nahi ho sakte. Aise mauhol me bache bi jyada shayane ho jate hai jo mai bi ho chukka tha. Ghar bi chhote chhote ek ya do room wale hote hai. Yani rat ko mummy-papa ya bhai-bhabhi kuch kare to jurur dekh sakate hai au raise sex-education jaldi mil jata hai. Aise sthiti me hum dosto ko bi jyada kuch dekhane ka chaska laga rehta. Aur rat ko kai bar hum padosi ke gharo me zank kar unki chudai bi dekha karte the. Haan, ek bat hai. Vaha unity bahut hoti hai aur har koi ek-dusre ke kaam ata hai. Jab ahmedabad me riot huye the tab ki bat hai. Mera ek dost sensitive area me rehta tha. Vo mere sath padhata tha. Vo apne bhai, bhabhi, aur unke 3 bachhe ke sath rehta tha. Unke ghar me sirf ek kamara aur ek chhota bathroom tha. Ek din achanak mere dost aur uske bhai ko out of city jana pada to muje bola bhabhi akeli hai aur tension hai to tu raat me mere ghar soya kar. To mai uske ghar sone chala gaya. Ab tak bhabhi-(unka naam Bhanu tha)-se koi sex ki najar se bat bi nahi ki thi ya aisa socha bi nahi tha. Jab unke ghar gaya to rat ho gait hi. Jaise bataya unke ghar ek hi room tha to bhabhi ne jamin par sabki bed laga di. Ek diwar ke karib mai fur unke do bachhe aur fir voh aise sone ki tayyari kar li. Rat ko bhabhi boli, kinjal night lamp band karma padega nahi to chhota nahi soyega. Maine kaha muje apatti nahi hai. To bilkul andhera kar hum so gaye. Aur Ankh lag gayi. Achanak nind me muje aisa ahsas hua ki koi muje chhu raha hai. Dhire se jaga lekin Andhera tha to kuch dikhai nahi diya. Lekin mere pajama pe mere lund ke pass koi touch kar raha tha. Muje to achha bi laga to mai khamosh raha. Lekin vo hath apna kam karta raha aur fir hath ne mere lund ko pakad liya. Dhire se pajama kholke lund bahar bi aa gaya. Maine vo hath pakad liya to vo bhabhi ka hath tha.
Mai kuch bol nahi paya. Lekin bhabhi ne dusare hath se mera hath pakad ke apane mummo pe rakh diya. Fir bi mai khamosh raha aur hath ko hilaya bi nahi. Bhabhi ne ab mere hath pe apana hath rakh kar mere hath se apane mummo ko dhire dhire dabana shuru kiya. To mai jaise nind se jaga hu vaise baith gaya. Bhabhi boli kya hua to maine kuch nahi kaha. Bhabhi ne muje sula diya aur mujse chipak ke so gayi. Aur bina bole apna blouse kholake mere muh ko apne mummo ke pass rakh diya aur dhire se phusphusai ke dudh pi lo. Ab muje to man kar raha tha to maine mummo ko pina shuru kiya aur bhabhi ne mere lund firse sehlana shuru kiya. Mai dhire se bol pada “Bhabhi, chodavanu chhe?” (Bhabhi kya hum chudai karne wale hai?) Bhabhi ne sirf hu kahse muje aur jakad liya. Maine kaha “Me koi divas chodyu nathi” (Maine kabhi chudai nahi ki hai). Vo fir thoda hans padi aur boli “Avadi jashe” (Sikh jaaoge). Fir bhabhi ne mera hath pakda aur apna sari aur peticot upar kar ke mere hath ko apni chut pe rakh diya. Chut ke jagah pe bal the aur mai sirf vaha hath se sahala raha tha. Bhabhi ab baith gai aur apna sir juka ke mera lund apane muhme le kar chusne lagi. Mai to aur garam ho gaya aur utne me hi mere lund ne jawab de diya. Sara pani bhabhi ke muh me chala gaya aur lund sikudne laga. Lekin bhabhi ne use chhoda nahi aur firse lund chusne lagi. Thodi der me mera lund fir tan gaya to bhabhi boli upar aa ja. Mai unke upar sawar ho gaya lekin muje to chut ka rasta hi nahi mil raha tha. Mai to sirf lund ko chut pe daba ke ragad hi raha tha. Bhabhi fir hans padi aur muje boli thoda upar ho ja aur dono ke bich hath dal ke unhone mera lund pakada aur apni chut ke muh par rakh diya aur boli dhire se dhakka lagao. Maine jaise hi dhakka lagaya to josh me pura lund andar ho gaya. Bhabhi ki siskari nikal gai. Maine jaise
Swarg me pahunch gaya. Lagta tha mere lund ke aaspass velvet ki makhamali gili diware hai jinhone mere lund ko jakad liya hai. Maine to anjaneme hi gasse lagane chalu kar diye. Bhabhi bolti hi rahi dhire dhire lekin mere josh kea aage unka kuchh na chala aur sirf 3 minutes me mai fir khalas ho gaya. Lekin is bar jab mai khalas hua to mere lund se dher sara pani nikala aur bhabhi ki chut bhar gai. Mai to unpar hi pada raha lekin Bhabhi ne muje apne hathose mere pith sahalate bataya ke tum naye khiladi ho aur josh me aisa kar baithe lekin ab ki bar jab karo to sabr se karna nahi to ladki to koi santushti nahi milegi aur ladki adhuri rah jayegi. Fir hum lete lete guspur bate kar rahe the aur bhabhi muje chodane ke tarike bata rahi thi.