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Fucked Horny Mother Part I

This is my first story. I am Male 24 years age. Currently I am working as software Eng in Pune Company in Hinjewadi.Aur agar yeh story lambi hai ya phir shurvaat bore hai esliye padhna mat chodhiye end tak padhiye, u will surely enjoy this. This is true story happened almost 4 years back and I think this as the great thing happened to me because from that time my life got changed drastically and then onwards I enjoyed the sex a lot.
I am living in Poona with my dad and mom, no sister. Dad is government servant and simultaneously runs hotels in area near to Pune. Mom is house wife only and works in for some NGO’s to spend time. Dad always used to stay away due to job and used to come to home on weekends or might be in between. When this story happened I was 19 years old and mom around 39 and dad around 45.
My mom’s hometown is small village place around 150km away from Pune, my mom’s brother means my uncle is married man and a farmer. Though he is farmer he is rich man like us as he is having almost 60-70 acres of farm. My uncle always used to come to Pune alone for selling his vegetables and fruits to Thekedaars and to visit to us in Pune, and he used to stay at our house 2-3 days when he used to visit.
When this incident happened I was in college doing my last year of graduation, After my first semester exams I always used to go to my mom’s hometown with my mom and dad may be used to come if he is free. I have too many friends there in hometown. Uncle is having big farm house and used to store his food grains there. At that time me and mom visited uncle’s house and as it is time of diwali festival uncle’s wife also gone to her hometown and only Grandma, uncle, me and mom was there.
Here onwards I will tell the story in Hindi. Mere uncle ke ghar ek haveli type hai, Niche hall aur 3 bedrooms hai aur upar ke maale pe 2 bedrooms. Us waqt bhi main neeche ke room main soya tha aur mom pass wale room main ground floor pe, aur uncle upar ke room main. Dad wahaan 5 din baad aane wale the, raat ko khana khake main sone ko bed room main gaya aur light off
Karke so ne ki koshish kar raha tha lekin 1 ghanta hua phir bhi nind nahin aa rahi thi kyoun ki din bhar travelling main bus main soya tha. Uncle upar apne kamre main so gaye the maa aur grandma pass wale kamre main soye the, Takriban 11.30 pm baje honge. Mere room ko do khidkiyaan hai ek exactly staircase ke pass khulti hai jo upar ke male ko jaata hai aur doosri piche ke garden ki taraf.
Jab gharke sab log so gaye the aur light saari off thi tab ghar ke baher ke light ka thodi si light ghar ke under aa rahi thi jisse hall aur staircase dhoondhla sa dikh raha tha, mere room ki staircase wali khidki band hi thi jab muze darwaja kholne ki aur lock ki dhire se aawaaj sunayi padi, Main lete lete upar ki taraf dekh ke sone ki koshish kar raha tha ki achaanak muze koi upar staircase se jaa raha hai aisi movement dikhi,
Koi dabe paav upar gaya, Maine sirf sochta raha ki ye to maa ke hi kamre se aawaaj aayi hai aur woh upar kyoun jaa rahi hai? Phir kuch he second baad upar ke kamre ke khoolne aur lock hone ki aawaaj aayi. Maine soch maa upar ke kamre main sone gayi hogi aur jaada dhyaan nahin diya aur so gaya.
Main jab utha to dekha maa to apne neeche ke hi kamre main so rahi thi lekin maine use kuch poocha nahi ki upar kyoun gayi thi karke, Main ne khana khake do paher ko doston ke saath ghoomne ke liye chala gaya, 2-3 ghante ghoomne ke baad main jab khet main se aa raha tha tabhi muze farm house ki taraf door se maa aur uncle aate dikhe, baad main woh donon farm house ke under chale gaye jo ki bada godown tha usmain jake darwaja band kar diya.
Muze shaq hua ki ye under godown main kya kar rahe hai? Lekin as u know godown main ek bhi khidki nahin hoti jisse choohe ya koi panchi, jaanwar under na aaye to main kuch dekh nahin sakta tha lekin main wohi zadi main chupa door khada tha. Takriban ek ghante baad uncle aur maa baher aa gaye. mere dimakh main ek ghante main kafi ulte pulte vichaar aane lage ki woh donon godown main kya kar rahe hai etni der se wahaan to sirf kheti ka sammn pada rehta hai.
Muze daal main kuch kala hai aisa laga. Phir raat ki ghatna bhi yaad aayi ki woh upar gayi thi shayad maa uncle ke kamre main to nahin gayi thi aur unke beech kuch chakkar to nahin?? Ye sochte sochte hi mera lund khada ho gaya aur excitement bhi hone lagi. Phir main ne socha ki ye mauka haat se gaya lekin raat ko main aaj jaan loonga ki maajra kya hai aakhir.
Main khana khake he sone ko chala gaya takriban 9 baje aur mobile ka vibrator on karke alarm lagaya taki muze meend na aaye. takriban 2 ghante baad muze phir maa ke room ke darwaje ke khulne ki aahat hui aur dheere se koi stair case upar jati shadow dikhi, Maa ko lagta hoga ki woh kafi dabe paav chal rahi hai aur koi notice nahin karega.
Main phir 10 min pade rehne ke baad utha meri dhadkan kafi tej ho gayi thi, phir main dabe paav room ki dusri khidki se bahar aaya aur ghar ke samne gaya aur gallery ke grills ko pakad ke upar ke maale ki guest room ki gallery main ghusa,
Mere uncle ke room ki gallery aur woh gallery pass main he the ki main us gallery main aaraam se jaa sakta hoon lekin meri himmat nahi hui aur main wohi baith ke try karne laga ki kuch sunai pad raha hai ya nahin. tabhi maine uncle aur maa ko baat karte suna…woh kafi dabe aawaaj main baat kar rahe the lekin main unki baatein sun sakta tha.
Maa – Are ruko etne utaavle kyoun ho rahe ho, Pehli baar kar rahe ho kya??
Uncle – are phir kya karooon? yehi to karne ke liye aayi ho naa.
Maa – Are jaldi kya hai 2-3 ghante hai aaraam se karlo.
uncle – Thick hai, chal phir mera muu main le le.
Maa – Kitna chuswayega, dopaher ko bhi chuswaaya.
uncle – Tuze maaloom hai muze esmain he jaada maja aata hai.
Maa – thick hai par aaj tu pehle.
Uncle – Thick hai, pair phaila jara.
Maa- lele chaat.
(Uske baad kuch samay aawaaj nahin aayi shayad uncle maa ki choot chaat rahe the)
Uncle – Chal bas bahut chaat li, tu toh ghante ghante zarti nahin chaat chaat ke, Chal mera le le ab.
Maa – chal so jaa.
Uncle – (Maa ne uncle ka mooon me liya tha shayad) tere saath jo maja aata hai na woh aaj tak kisi aur aurat ke saath nahin aaya.
Uncle – Light on kardoon kya? Tuze nangaa dekh ke karne main bada maja aata hai.
Maa – Nahin Nahin , Ghar main woh donon so rahe hai, koi aa gaya to problem ho jayegi.
Uncle – Night lamp to jalata hoon.
Maa – Jidd mat kar warna phir kal se upar nahin aaungi aur ghar main chodne bhi nahin doongi.
Maa – Saale etne saalon se chodata aaya hai, etni raatein nanaga soya mere saath phir bhi dil nahin bhara kya tera??
Aur jab bhi poona aaya tab din bhar to nangi he hoti hoon tere saath tuze khush karne ke liye.
Uncle – Haan woh thick hai lekin tuze dekh ke hi naya josh chadh jaata. Aur tuze kya maja nahin aata kya esmain?
Maa – Are maza aata tabhi to yeh sab kar rahi hooon.(phir 4-5 minute kuch aawaaj nahin aayi)
uncle – Chaat aur thodi der mera pani nikal raha hai, ….. Aahhhhh
Maa – Main dhoke aati hooon,(Shayad uncle ne maa ke moo ya badan pe pani choda hoga)
(Maa thodi der baad se bathroomse dhoke aayi kyoun ki muze room se light bahar aati dikhi aur phir off ho gayi shayad bathroon ki light thi)
Maa – (wapas aane ke baad andhere main) Khada hai ya ludak gaya?
Uncle – aadha khada hai thoda moon main le ke khada karde phir chadh ta hooon.(kuchi minute ke baad)
Maa – Chal aa ja.
(ander shaayad unki chudai chalu thi, mera en sab main etna boora haal ho gaya tha, khoon bahut teji se daud raha tha aur lund to duniya main pehli baar etna khada tha. unka khatam hone ke baad)
uncle – Kal dopaher ko khana khane ke baad he chalte he godown pe.
Maaji ko bol de ki pass main shaher jaana hai doctor ke pass aur wahaan jaate hai phir aaraam se maje karengein.
Maa – Hmmm thick hai. Chal good night.
Uncle – rook na aur ek baar karte hai.
Maa – Kal jeetna karna hai karle, Abhi main jaati hoon, dopaher aur abhi ki chudai se thak gayi hooon.
Uncle – thick hai lekin kal tuze nahin chodoonga.
Maa – Good luck.
(door opened then closed, after 15 minutes i made my move to my bedroom)
I was thinking what’s going on, meri maa apne bhai se chudwati hai aur woh bhi pichle kahin saalon se, uncle pune aakar 2-3 din ghar pe rehte the aur wahaan pe bhi use chodte the. Kyounki ghar main to maa he rehti thi main clg main dad kaam pe to donon ke liye rasta saaf.
Main ne bed pe baithe baithe he yeh soch soch ke mooth maar raha tha ke meri pichkaari chooot gayi. Uske baad main sochne laga maa ke baare main, woh kafi sexy lagne lagi thi muze, woh hai he sexy tabhi koi bhai apni bahen ko chodega. woh ek paujaaban type ki aurat hai, kafi heighted so uske thighs bhi kafi bade aur lambe hai, lambai ki wajah se uski gaand badi nahin lagti lekin kafi sexy hai,
Boobs kafi bade hai, baad main jab bhi unhein haat main liya tab pata chala ke kitne bade hai. Ek haat main poore aate hi nahin the kabhi. Uska rang bhi kafi gora tha, tabse main jab bhi use dekhtha mera khada hota tha. Woh etni sexy hai ki chahe to her aadmi jise woh dekhe use apne upar chadha le. Aur her aadmi jo use dekhta woh bhi lal tapakata hai ki kab use chod sakoon. Abhi woh 39 saal ki thi phir bhi etni maal to jawani main poocho he mat tab kya hgajab dhati hogi.
Us raat maine plan kiya ki subah jaldi khana khake godown ki tarf jaane ka, main ne subah hi chabi le li aur godown ke front gate se undar gaya aur piche ke darwaaje ki kadi nikaal ke darwaaja khula chod diya, aur phir front gate ko phir se taala laga ke ghar aa gaya aur chabi jagah pe rakh di. Dopaher ko takriban 12 baje khana khane ke baad main godown ki taraf bhaga tab maa ne muze bola woh shaher jaa rahi hai doctor ke pass uncle ke saath aur 3-4 ghante baad wapas aayegi.
Godown ke piche ke darwaaje se under gaya aur uski kadi band kardi. Godown kafi bada tha ek taraf grass ka kafi badi thappi padi thi aur dusri aur genhu ki thailiyaan jo takriban ek pe ek rach ke godown ke top ko chum rahi thi, maine upar chadh ke unke peeche choop gaya. Godown main kafi andhera tha. Aadhe ghante ke baad muze gadi ki aawaaj aayi, Uncle aur maa under aa gaye uncle kafi hoshiyaar the woh gadi bhi under le aaye aur lights jala di, main thick se choop gaya.
Phir woh piche ke darwaaje se bahar gaye aur aage ka darwaaje ko bahar se phir se taala laga ke piche ke darwaaje se under aa gaye, tab tak maa ne chudai ke liye ghoda maidaan tayaar kar diya yani ke wahaan pe jo graas thi uspe pass main pada boriya daal diya aur let gayi. Muze woh aaraam se najar aa rahi thi lekin main unhein dikh hi nahin sakta tah aise choop gaya tha.
Uncle undar aane ke baad sidhe maa ke upar gire aur kiss karne lage woh bhi apna haat unke pith pe daal ke mast kissing kar rahi thi, unke jismon ko aise chipakte dekh ke he mera khada ho gaya. Kiss karte karte hi uncle ne maa ki sadi khol di, or woh hat gaye aur bole chal kapde utaar aur woh bhi apni shirt pant baniyaan utaar ke 30 second main he tayaar ho gaye.
Maa khadi hui aur apni saari puri utaar di, phir apni blouse utaar di aur phir apna petticoat. use dekh ke he meri pant gili ho gayi poore badan main current lag raha tha aur mera badan apne aap kapne laga, aap logon nain dekha hoga ki kaise kisi aurat ko nanga dekh ke hota hai.
Usne black color ki bra aur panty pahan ke rakhi thi, aur usmain uska badan kya gajab dha raha tha, Uncle ke underwear main zhat se tambu khada ho gaya tha. Phir maa uncle ke upar late gayi aur phir se kiss karne lage, Maa panty ke upar se hi maa ke choot pe lund ragar rahe the aur jor jor se ek dooosre pe lapat rahe the jaise ki aaj ki chudai unki jindgi ki pehli aur aakhri chudai ho.
Uncle ne phir maa ko kaha ki moon main le le. Maa ut gayi aur uncle neeche so gaye maa ne apne haat se unke underwear utaar di aur unka lawda bahar aaya, pehli baar maine kisi aadmi ka lund dekha tha, Un donon ke sar meri taraf tha es liye muze full view mil raha tha, Maa ne apne lambi ungliyon se lund ko haat man pakad ke hilaaya aur phir apnaa mooh uske pass le jaake upari hisse ko kiss kiya aur phir dhire dhire poora moon mail le liya,
Phir woh apna mooh upar neeche hilaane lagi aur uncle neeche aankh band karke mazaa lene lage, 5-6 minute ke baad he uncle bole main aa raha hoon, maan kuch na bole suck karti rahi aur thodi der main unka pani moon main chod diya, maa ne shayad poora ka poora pi liya kyoun ki uske mooh se kuch bahar nahin aaya aur uncle ekdam sust pad gaye. unka lund bhi dhila pad gaya phir maa ne kahaan chalo ab tumhari baari.
Uncle ne maa ko niche sulaya uske upar chadh gaye aur bra se unke mumme ko bahar nikala aur choosne lage, prir unhonein maa ko bra utaarne ko kaha usne soye soye hi kafi style main apni bra utaar di aur phir uncle upar chadh ke jor jor se boobs daba daba ke choosne lage.
Maa bhi mast maje le rahi thi, phir maane unka sar neeche dhakela uncle maa ka ishaara samaz gaye aur neeche sarak ke uske choot ke pass pahunch gaye aur maa ki panty neeche kardi aur poori utaar di, Maa ka badan aur choot muze dikh nahin rahi thi par jab uncle ne apnaa moon uske jaanghon ke beech main daal diya to maa ne apna pairon se unko lapet lia aur haat se sar unka choot pe dabane lagi.maa ke facial expression nahin dikh rahe the par uske badan ke hilne se aur thar tharane se lag raha tha ki woh bahut maje le rahi hai.
Kafi der maa ki choot chatne ke baad uncle upar aa gaye aur maa ko kiss karne lage maa bhi ishaara samaz gayi aur neeche haat le jaake uncle ke lund ko haat main pakda aur choot ke moo pe rakh diya, uncle ne dhire dhire use under sarkaya aur maa ne bhi full support main use under le liya, phir woh kafi rhythm me dheere dheere se aaraam se chudne lage lagbagh 10-15 min.
Kam se kam 1 ghanta beet gaya tha phir achanak shayad uncle zadne lage the unhonein apne zatkon ki speed badayi aur jor jor se dhakke marne lage, Maa ka poora badan unke jhatkon main hil raha tha, unka lund kafi aaraam se under bahar ho raha tha aur maa bhi jaada chiikh nahin rahi thi, shayad maa ki choot ko unke lund ki aadat ho gayi thi baar baar chudai karke, ya phir maa ko usse bade lund ki aadat hogi.
kuch der baar uncle zad gaye aur waise he maa ke upar lete rahe, thodi der baad woh donon tayaar ho gaye aur es baar uncle lete rahe aur maa unke upar baith ke upar neeche hone lagi, Ab muze maa ke booobs saaf saaf dikh rahe the, aur woh jaise upar neeche ho rahi thi woh kafi rhythem ke saath hil rahe the, unki ye chudai dekh dekh ke he main khade khade jagah pe apne aap zar gaya tha aur phir se mera lund waise ka waisa tana hua tha.
Kuch der tak uncle ke upar horse riding karte waqt uske mooh ke expression dekh ke lag raha tha ki woh bahut hi chuddkad aurat hai. Aur sex ke liye betaaab aurat hai jo sex ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hai, baad main shayad maa zar gayi aur uncle ke side main late gayi, Donon chat ki taraf dekh rahe the aur uncle ka lund murza gaya tha.
Donon pade pade baatein kar rahe the ki kal yahaan nahin aa paayengein kyounki mere dad aane waale the to eske baad phir kab karengein? Maa ne bola khet ka samaan lene ko pune kab aa rahe ho to uncle ne kahaan ki agle mahine aa raha hoon 2-3 deen ke liye,Maa ne kahaan thick hai, kuch der baad aise hi baat karte rahne ke baad woh maa ko bola chal aakhri round maarle, tab tak
2.30 bajne ko aaye the, maa kutiya jaise khadi ho gayi aur uncle peeche se uspar chadhe unke woh roop dekh ke hi main pagal ho raha tha, woh 15 minute tak aise hi chudte rahe, phir woh aur ek baar zade aur lund ko bahar nikala aur kapde se saaf kiya aur piche ke darwaaje se bahar chale gaye, Maa nangi he leti thi, lag raha tha ki aise hi jaa ke uspe chadh jaaun aur naa kahe to rape kar daalu lekin maine aisa kuch nahin kiya.
Thodi der baad maa ne kapde pahan liye uncle ne main gate khola aur bike bahar nikali maa bhi bahar chali gayi aur phir main gate lock kar diya aur ghar ki aur chal pade. main 10 – 12 min ke baad utha aur un thailiyon ke dher se neeche utraa, mera lund bahar nikaala aur jor jor se mooth marli kam se kam 2-3 baar tab jaake ye shaant hua. maine tabhi socha ki main bhi maa ko ekbaar chodh ke he rahoongaa, woh nanga badan kya maal tha, bas muze use apne neeche leke mast chudai karke khud ko shaant karna tha.
Main phir ghar aa gaya, raat bhar na nind thi na chain bas chudai karni thi, lekin kuch possible nahin hua dad aa gaye aur phir maa ka uncle ke upar ke kamre main jaana bhi band hua aur kuch din baad hum sab poona aa gaye.
Ab main aapko batata hoon ki kaise meri maa ki aur uncle ki chudai start hui,kisne kisko seduce kiya pehli baar chudne ke liye, Jab main apne maa ko rozana chodna chalu kiya tab usne yeh haqeeqat muze batayi. Maa to college ke zamane se hi tharki aurat thi. Takriban 20 -22 saal pehle jab maa clg ke liye pass wale shaher main thi tab woh uske bsc second year ko thi, woh wahaan pe kiraye ke flat pe rehti thi uncle ke saath, donon clg ko uncle shayad 12th main the.
Maa kehti thi ki unki figure sabse jaada sexy thi clg main tabhi to bina job ki, gaanv ki aurat se mere etne amir dad ne shadi ke thi uska sexy roop dekh ke. Maa clg life se hi kafi chuddkad aurat thi, uske clg main he 2 ladkon se aur ek professar ke saath chakkar chal raha tha aur woh teenon se unke rooms pe ya phir kisi hotel main ya us professor ke ghar pe jaake mast chudva chuki thi.
Uncle ko eske baare main kuch idea nahin thi. Ek weekend uncle ghar aane ko nikle lekin maa wohin pe ruk gayi thi padhai ke bahane, uncle friday raat ko 9 baje bike pe nikle aur 15 min baad ghar pahunche unka plan saturday sunday ghar pe rehne ka aur monday morning lautne ka tha.
Maa ka plan tha unke ek boyfriend ko bulake chudwaane ka, Uncle ne jaise hi ghar pahunch ke maa ko phone kiya ki woh pahunch gaye hai maa ne apne boyfriend ko phone karke bulaaya aur mast raat bhar uske saath flat par chudai ki, uncle ko subah dhyaan main aaya ki unki padhai ki ek book woh bhul aaye hai esliye woh subah 9-9.30 baje wapas shaher main flat pe aagaye, Maa ko kuch expect nahin tah ki woh aa jayengein, aur raat bhar ki chudai ke baad woh kafi late soyi thi aur apne boyfriend ke saath nangi he thi bed pe.
Uncle flat pe aaye aur apni chabi se taala khola aur under chale gaye maa ko eski kuch bhi idea nahin thi, Unhonein jaise he darwaaja khol to unhonein dekha ki maa under bed pe nangi hai aur pass me ek ladka nanga maa ke badan pe haat dale soya hai. Yeh najare dekh uncle jor se chillaye aur maa jhat se nind se jaag gayi aur woh ladka bhi, uncle seedhe us ladke pe toot pade
Aur maarne lage, woh bechara ghabraaya hua maar khake apne kapde leke bhaag gaya, phir uncle ne maa ko 2-4 zapad laga diye. Maa waise he nangi thi, phir woh apne kapde utha ke bathroom main chali gayi. uncle kafi gusse main the, maa kafi der baad ghabrati hui bahar aayi, uncle tab tak bahar ja chuke the, kafi der baad dopaher ko woh vapas aaye maa ghar mai he thi.
Unhonein maa se ladke ke baare main poocha ab woh jara shaant the, maa ne bataya ki woh boyfriend hai unka, uncle ne poocha kabse chal raha hai ye? maa boli 7-8 mahinon se. uncle ne kaha ghar chal main sab mom aur dad ko batane waala hoon. maa dar ke maare rone ko aayi aur bhai ko binti karne lagi ki woh unko kuch na kahe. uncle ne usko aur
1-2 zapad lagaye aur bed room main jaa ke so gaye, Phir raat ko bahar se kafi der ke baad ghar aaye, maa so rahi thi, unhonein usko bed pe lete dekha aur unpar hawas ka bhoot chad gaya, unhonein apne kapde utaare aur nange hokar maa ke pass bistar main chale gaye,.
Maa ke pass jaake unhonein maa ke upar pair daala aur boobs ko dabane lage, kuch time baad he maa jaag gayi aur chillai yeh kya kar rahe ho? Uncle bole kuch nahin wohi jo kal raat tu ne kiya paraye mard ke saath, maa ne unhein nanga dekh ke hairaan reh gayi aur bahar hall main chali gayi. Uncle nange hi uske peeche gaye aur use pakad ke uske badan ke saath chipakne lage, maa ne kahaan hat jao kya kar rahe ho aur jor ka dhakaa diya.
Phir uncle ne shaant hoke maa se kahaan agar tune muze chodne nahin diya to main maa aur dad ko sab bata doonga, woh bole soch le main bedroom main wait kar raha hoon, chup chaap under aake mere saath so ya phir subah dad ke samne haajri. woh bedroom main chale gaye, 5-10 minute baad maa bhi bedroom main aayi aur boli ki tumhein jo karna hai karo lekin ghar pe mat batana, Uncle ne use pass bulaaya aur phir mast chudai ki raat bhar.
Uncle ki first time thi lekin maa expert thi usne uncle ko mast khush kar diya, tab se ye silsila chalu hua, Uncle aur maa 2 saal flat main rahe aur clg khatam hone tak husband – wife ki tarah maje loot te rahe, Din bhar chudwate the, raat ko saath main he nange, nahathe bhi saath main he the nange, maa ne bataya ki woh bathtub main weekend ko ghante pade rehthe the ek doosre se chudvaate rehte,
Bf’s vagairaah dekhte aur mast chudai karte the. Unka ye silsila tabse aajtak yaniki 20 saal chalta aaya hai.