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Mera naam Varun hai aur ghar par log mujhe Bunty bulaate hain. Main aapko meri makaan maalkin se chudaai ki kahaani batata hoon. Main us samay 12th mein padhta tha. Main jis makaan mein rahtaa tha, uski makaan maalkin ki umar karib 36 thi. Woh ek bahut hi sexy aurat thi.Main unhe “aunty” kah kar bulaata tha. Aunty ka naam tha Roma.Main unki khoobsoorti ka deewana tha. Jab bhi mauka milta tha,main unse baat zaroor karta. Isi bahane mujhe unke shareer ko nihaarne ka mauka milta tha. Mujhe aunty ki chuchiyaan ko dekh kar paagal ho jaata tha. Unki chuchiyaan bahut badi-badi thi.
Saree ke anchal se unki ek jhalak mil jaaye, yehi soch kar main unse jab bhi mauka mile tab unse baat karta tha. Baaton ke beech mein unke bade size ke chuchiyon ko dekhta rahta. Dheere-dheere yeh baat shaayad aunty ko bhi pata chal gayee thee ki main unke chuchiyon ko ghoorta rahtaa hoon. Woh bhi ab kabhi-kabhi apne pallu ko gira deti aur low-cut blouse se gol-gol chuchiyan dikh jaati. Sabse achhi baat ye thi ki aunty sexy tarike se kapde pahanti thi. Jaise ki paardarshi low-cut blouse.Paardarshi blouse se unki bra bhi saaf dikhti thi. Sari bhi naabhi se kaafi neeche hua karti thi.
Main unke ang-ang ka deewana tha. Unke raseele honth, mad-mast kar dene wale chuchiyaan,naabhi, gaand sab kuchh. Woh meri raaton ki raani thi. Main jab bhi hast-maithun karta tha,kewal unhi ke baare mein sochta tha. Main lucky tha ki mujhe Roma aunty ke ghar mein rahne ka saubhagya prapt hua. Unke pati jab office chale jaate the tab woh ghar par akele hua karti thi. Aise mein jab main unse mulaakat ho jaati tab main mauke ka faida utha kar kaafi der baatein karta tha. Hai! Kya jawani chaayi thi. 36 ka hone ke bawjood woh sex-bomb thi.
Ek baar mere maata-pita dus din ke liye hamaare ek karibi rishtedaar ke ghar dusre shahar gaye hue the. Chunki mujhe khaana banana nahin aata tha isiliye aunty ne kaha ki main unhi ke ghar khaana kha liya karun. Main bahut khush tha. Aisa mauka kaun gawana chahega? Main 8 baje unke ghar jaata tha aur khana khaane ke baad vaapas apne kamre mein chala ata tha. Us waqt tak uncle bhi ghar par hi hote the. Do din baad, uncle ke company ne unko meeting ke liye Delhi bhej diya. Ab aunty akele ho gayee thi. Raat ko roz ki tarah main 8 baje aunty ke ghar pahuncha. Aunty ne darwaaza khola.
Har baar ki tarah woh sexy low cut blouse aur sari mein thi. Low-cut mein se main unke khoobsoorat chuchiyon ko nihaar raha tha. Woh jab mud kar jaati, to main unke paardarshi blouse se unki kaali bra aur peeth ko dekhta. Uff! Kya jism tha. Man karta tha ki unhe pakad loon aur pure badan ko baari-baari se choomun. Unki gaand bhi bhari-poori thi. Main sochta tha ki aise gaand ko maarne mein kitna mazaa aayega. Par aaj tak maine kisi ladki ko nahin choda tha isiliye in sab baton ko kewal sochta hi tha.
Aunty kaafi khush nazar aa rahi thi. Shaayad, unko bhi mere dil ki tammanna ka pata chal gaya tha. Woh bhi mere saath baith kar khaana khaane lagi. Khaana khaate-khaate unka pallu gir gaya. Unki badi-badi chuchiyaan dikhne lagi aur main ek tak ho kar unko dekhta raha. Aunty ko bhi mazaa aa raha tha. Unhone pallu ko gira hi chhod diya. Phir kahne lagi,” Yeh sari bhi bahut pareshaan karti hai. Jee karta hai ki ise utaar doon. Ek to itni zyaada garmi upar se yeh sari”. Kahte hue unhene sari nikal diya. Ab woh sirf petticoat aur blouse mein thi. Hamesha ki tarah petticoat naabhi se kaafi neeche thi.
Aunty ab mere par zulm dha rahi thi. Unka adh-nanga jism mere aankhon ke saamne tha. Aunty ab dobaara khaane baith gayee. Khanna kha lene ke baad woh boli,”Bunty mujhe raat ko akele darr lagta hai. Jab tak tumhare uncle nahin aa jaate tum mere ghar raat ko ruk jaaya karo”. Main man hi man khushi se jhoom utha. Main apni kitaabein aunty ke ghar le aaya. Main soch raha tha ki mujhe doosre kamre mein sona hoga aur isiliye kitaabein aunty ke room mein na rakh kar bagal wale kamre mein rakh diya. Tab aunty ne kaha, “Kyon Bunty, mere saath sone mein tumhe koi aapatti hai? Tum mere saath hi so jaao na. Tum padhaai karna aur main wahin so jaoongi. Jab tumhaara ji chahe tum bhi wahin so jaana.” Main aunty ke bagal mein sone ke khyal se paagal ho raha tha. Aajtak jisse kewal baat ki thi aaj unke saath sone ka mauka mil raha tha.
Garmi bahut zyada thi isiliye aunty ne kaha,” Bunty tum apni shirt utaar do. Itni garmi mein kewal pant mein bhi rah sakte ho. Main to sote waqt blouse bhi nahin pahanti. Kewal bra aur petticoat hi pahanti hoon”. Aunty ke munh se ‘bra’ jaise shabd sun kar main romanchit ho gaya. Phir kya tha,woh apna blouse kholne lagi. Jaise-jaise ek-ek hook kholti jaati unke ubhre hui chuchiyaan dikhti jaati. Aakhir mein unhone blouse khol diya au use ek or phek diya. Zaalim aunty ki chuchiyaan kaali bra mein kasi hui thi. Man kar raha tha ki unke chuchiyon ko masal doon aur jheebh se chaatun. Par mujhe sayyam banaye rakhna tha.
Phir jaise taise maine padhai mein dhyaan lagana shuru kiya. Thodi der baad aunty boli,” Bunty, mere kamar mein dard hai, agar tum bura na mano to iski maalish kar do.” Yeh baat sun kar mera lund khara hone laga. Maine lund ko theek kiya aur aunty ke karib pahunch gaya. Aunty boli,”Bura mat manana,tumse maalish karwa rahin hoon. Kya karein dard itna zyada ho gaya hai”. Maine kaha,”Ismein bura manane aali kya baat hai,aapko jo kaam ho karwa lijiye. Mujhe koi aitraaz nahin hai”.
Phir kya tha maine aunty ke kamar ki maalish shuru kar di. Unke makhan ki tarah komal badan par mere haath phirne lage. Mera lund khara hone laga. Mere aunty ke sharir ko haath lagaate hi woh boli,” Hai! Kitna achchha lag raha hai. Mere badan ki thakan jaise ki tumne khatam kar di.” Phir woh boli,” Thoda aur neech dabaana. Meri petticoat utaar do, isse tumhe maalish karne mein asaani hogi aur mujhe bhi aaram milega.” Mujhe apne kaanon par vishwaas nahin ho raha tha. Isiliye maine kuchh nahin kiya. Ispar aunty boli,” Soch kya rahe ho, petticoat utaar do.” Aisa sunte hi maine petticoat ka naada kheench diya aur use neece sarka diya. Ab aunty ke gore aur gol-gol gaand mere aankhon ke saamne thi.
Maine unke gaand ke paas maalish shuru kar di. Main unki gaand ko dheere-dheere masal raha tha. Aunty bhi siskaari le rahi thi. Unhe bhi mazaa aa raha tha. Phir woh boli,” Zara zor se maslo naa. Dard bahut zyada hai. Aaj tumhe hi mere jism ke dard ko khatam karna hai”. Maine zor-zor se masalne shuru kar diya. Mujhe bahut mazaa aa raha tha. Mera lund unke pair mein ragar raha tha. Aunty boli,” Yeh kya hai mere pairon ke paas? ” Maine kaha,” Yeh mere lund hai”. Is par aunty ne kaha,” Apna lund nahi dikhaoge apni aunty ko? Main bhi to dekhoon ki mere Bunty ka lund kaisa hai.” Aisa kahte hue woh uth gayee. Chunki aunty ne panty nahin pahna tha isiliye unki choot unke jhanton ke beech se dikhai de rahi thi. Aunty ne mera pant khol diya. Ab main kewal underwear mein tha. Phir unhone mere underwear ka elastic pakda aur use bhi neeche kar diya. Mera lund poori tarah se khara tha.
Mere khare lund ko dekhkar aunty boli,”Baap re! Kitna bada lund hai tumhaara. Yeh to ek dum khara hai. Apni aunty ke jism ko dekhkar tum bhi betaab ho gaye kya? Kyon Bunty kisi ladki ko kabhi choda hai? Is 9” ke lund ka kya faayda agar ise istmaal hi na kiya ho.” Aisa kahte hi aunty use apne mast hothon se choom liya. Mere shareer men ek bijlee si daud gayee.Phir aunty ne dheere se kaha,” Kya tum mujhe chodoge? Is lund ka istemaal hona chahiye na. Aise lund ko dekh kar meri jawani bhadak uthi hai. Aaj saari raat hum-log chodte hue bitayenge. Bolo chodoge na apni aunty ko?”. Aunty ki baat sun kar main khushi se jhoom utha. Maine ghabrate hue kaha,” Kkkyon nahin”. Is par aunty boli,”Aaj ki raat meri jawani tumhare naam hui Bunty,jitna chahe maze le lo. Main kuchh nahin bolungi.”
Phir aunty uth khadi hui.Woh sirf kaale bra mein mere samne khadi thi adhnanga jism,sudowl sharir,madmast chut,khoobsoorat chuchiyan aur raseele honth. Yeh sab aaj raat mere the. Meri to jaise lottery lag gayi thi. Aunty boli,” Aaja Bunty, mere paas aa aur meri bra khol kar mujhe nanga kar de. Aaj ki raat hamaare beech koi doori na rahe”. Main unki ore badha aur woh ghoom gayi. Main unse bilkul chipkaa hua tha. Main kaanpte hue haathon se bra ka hook ek-ek kar ke khol diya. Iske baad maine aunty ke kandhe se bra ke straps ko neeche kar diye aur bra ko phek diya. Ab aunty poori tarah nangi thi.
Phir maine aunty ko bed par lita diya aur unke raseele hothon ko apne hothon ke beech daba kar zor-zor se chusne laga. Isse aunty bhi josh mein aa gayi aur ulta unhone mujhe neeche kar diya aur mere upar chadh gayee aur mere hothon ko chusne lagi. Aunty apna jeebh mere munh mein daal diya aur andar chatne lagi.Hum dono ek doosre ke munh ko apne jeebh se chuse rahe the. Kya raseele hoth the aunty ke. Aisa lag raha tha ki hum log ek-doosre ke hothon ke ras ko chuse dalenge.Aunty ke baal mere chehre par bikhre hue the aur woh mere munh ko apne jeebh se chuse jaa rahi thi.
Iske baad maine unke chuchiyon ko masalna shuru kiya. Kine mulayam chuchiyaan thi aunty ki. Saali ne kya jism paaya tha. Aise jism ko to man karta hai ki chodta hi rahun. Main apne dono haathon se aunty ke chuchiyon ko masal raha tha. Aunty aawesh mein aa gayi aur boli,” Mere raja aur zor se maslo. Jitna masloge utnahi mazaa aayega. Le lo inko apne munh mein. Pee lo inka ras”. Aisa kahte hue aunty ne mere sar ko pakad kar apne chuchiyon se dabaa diya. Maine bhi unke chuchiyon ko munh mein le liya aur chap-chap ki awaaz se chusna shuru kar diya. Ane jeebh se unke niddles ko chaata. Unke nipples khade the. Aunty siskiyan lene lagi aur siskiyon ki awaaz kamre mein bhar gayi. Aunty ke siskiyon ki awaaz se mahaul aur garm ho raha tha. Woh bolne lagi,” Ek-ek karke dono ko chuse lo.
Meri chuchiyaan tumhare hothon ke liye taras rahi hai aaj khush kar do apni aunty ko.” Aur phir main aur zor-zor chusne laga. Beech-beech mein apne daaton se unhe daba bhi deta tha aur aunty bol uthti,”Bada zaalim hai tu.Par sach poocho to aise daaton ke beech jab tum mere cuchiyon ko dabaate ho to meri vaasna ur bhadak uthti hai. Ab mujhse nahin raha jayega. Chal Bunty ab meri chut chodne ko tayyar ho jaa”. Yeh bol kar aunty ne apne taange faila di aur chit ho gayi.
Unhone mera lund pakda aur uske upar se chamdi ko neeche kar diya aur boli,” Chal Bunty ghusa de apne laude ko meri chut mein aur ghapa-ghup meri chut marna shuru kar de”. Ek haath se aunty ne mere lund ko pakda aur phir ghusa diya apni chut mein. Aunty dard se karah uthi.”Uuuufffffff maaaaaaiiiiiiinnnn mar gayi. Itna mota lund ghuswa kar mera bur phat jaayega. Sach Bunty tu bada zaalim hai. Tune mujhe khush kar diya. Zara soch ek 18 saal ka ladka ek 36 saal ki aurat ko chod rahaa hai. Itne chhote umar mein kya lund paaya hai tune. Meri jawaani tumhaari gulam ho gayi hai. Bus aaj se dus din aur dus raatein kewal chudaai hogi. Tujhse itna chudwaungi ki meri chut phat jaaye”.
Ab main dhakke de-de kar aunty ki chut ko chodne lagaa. Aunty bhi gaand utha-utha kar dhakke maar rahi thi. Hum dono ek jism ho gaye the. Kabhi main aunty ke upar hota to kabhi aunty mere ko neeche kar deti. Woh mujhe choome jaa rahi thi. Josh mein woh kaanp rahi thi.Hum jis bed par chudai kar rahe the woh bhi ab ezi se hil raha tha. Saare kamre mein bed ki chun-chun ki awaaz aur mere aur aunty ke siskariyon ki awaaz goonj rahi thi.
Hum dono chudai mein mast the. Ghapa-ghup main unki chut maar raha tha. Gharshan se kuch takleef bhi ho rahi thi. Aunty ne mera lund apni chut se nikal liya aur phir use munh mein lekar apne jeebh se chaat kar apna thook laga diya. Ab aunty boli,” Le Bunty,tere laude pe maine apna thook laga diya ab chodne mein aur maza aayega. Ab tumhaara lund asaani se andar-baahar ho jayega. Chal phir se shuru ho ja,chod do mujhe,phaad do meri chut”. Maine apna lund phir se aunty ke choot mein ghusa diya,si baar woh asaani se ghus gaya. Phir se shuru ho gayi meri aur aunty ki chudaai.
Ab hum aur josh mein aagaye the. Aunty gaand uthaa-uthaa kar dhakke de rahi thi. Iske baad unhone mujhe neeche kar diya aur khud upar ho gayi. Aunty aur main vaasna ke aag mein jal rahe the. Mera lund aunty ke choot mein ghusa hua tha aur aunty apne gaand ko upar-neeche kar rahi thi aur siskariyaan le rahi thi. “Hai Bunty tera lund aur meri chut ab aise hi mazaa karegi. Padhaai ko tu kuchh dinon ke liye bhool jaa. Aisa mauka baar-baar nahi aayega.” Jab aunty mere upar chadh karmujse chudwa rahi thi to hamare zordaar jhatke se unki chuchiyaan uchhal rahi thi.
Waah! Kya nazara tha. Maine kaha,” Jaanti ho aunty, main jab bhi hast-maithun karta tha to aapke baare mein hi sochta tha. Aap mere raaton ki raani thi. Aaj mera sapna sach ho gaya hai. Padhai to baad mein bhi ho jaayegi par aisa mauka nahin mil paayega. Dus dinon tak main apni saari dil ki tammana poori karunga, bolo dogi na mera saath?” is par aunty boli,”Mere jaaneman, yeh chut tumhaare lund ki deewani ho gayi hai. Tum jaise chaho waise mujhe chodo”.Aisa kah kar hum dono chudaai karte rahe.
Palang buri tarah se hil raha tha,aunty mujhe apne daaton se dheere-dheere kaat bhi rahi thi.”Aunty lagta hai mera paani jharne waala hai”,maine kaha. Par aunty dhyan diye bina ghup-ghup chudwa rahi thi. Aakhir mein mera paani jhar gaya. Ab tak aunty ka bhi paani jhar gaya. Maine apna lund aunty ke chut se nikaal liya aur hum dono chit ho gaye.Hum-dono bahut khush the.
Thodi der baad hamaari vaasna phir se jaag uthi aunty boli,” Bunty,thoda neeche ho jaao”. Main samajh nahi paa raha tha ki aunty neeche hone ko kyon kah rahi hain. Phir aunty ne mera lund chusna shuru kar diya. Main masti mein aa gaya. Woh boli,”Kaisa lag raha hai lund chuswana? Jee chahta hai ki tumhare lund ko isi tarah chusti rahoon.” Unke naazuk honth aur jeebh mere lund ka maza le rahe the. “Chod raja, mere munh ko chod de.” Aur maine aunty ke sar ko pakad liya aur apne lund ko andar-baahar karne laga. Thodi der mein aunty itna garam ho gayi ki woh zor-zor se mere lund ko chatne lagi aur dhakke de-de kar munh mein lund lene lagi.
Thodi der mein main phir se jhar gaya aur mera laude kaa paani aunty ke munh mein chala gaya. Aunty ne use pi liya. Aunty vaasna ki aag mein jal rahi thi. Unhone mujhe palat diya aur gaand ke chhed ko bhi chaatne lagi, phir boli,”Chal Bunty main tujhe chut ka swad chakhati hoon.Aaj tujhse main apni chut chatwaungi”. Aunty ne apni taange faila di aur maine unki chut ko chaatna shuru kar diya. Kya khushboo thi aunty ki chut ki. Maine unke jhaanton ko jeebh se chaatna shuru kar diya. Aunty ki jhaantein geeli ho gayee. Phir maine apne jeebh ko unke chut mein ghusa diya aur andar chaatne laga.
Aunty ko bahut mazaa aa raha tha. Maine apne jeebh se aunty kee G-spot ko chaatna shuru kar diya. G-spot par jaise hi mere jeebh lage,aunty ke badan mein bijli si daud gayi. Woh bol padi,” Wah Butny, tu bahut tez hai.Aurat ke sabse uttejit karne waale hisse ko tumne chhu diya hai. Chaat-chaat aur chaat. Mera paani jharne waala hai. Apne munh ko kareeb la, saara chut-ras tumhaare munh mein de doon”. Aunty jhar gayee aur maine unka chut-ras pi liya. Raat bhar ki chudaai se waqt beetne ka pataa nahin chala aur subah ke 7:00 baj gaye. Raat ke 11:30 ko shuru hui chudaai subah ke 7:00 baje tak chalti rahi
unty mujse dil kholkar chudti rahi aur maine bhi apne dil ki bhadas nikaal di.Phir aunty ne kahaa,”Chalo thode der ke liye humein chudaai ko rokna hoga kyonki abhi doodhwaala aur kaamwaali aati hogi. Unke jaane ke baad kaam-kreeda dobara shuru karenge. Aaj to din mein bhi tumse chudwaungi. Mere jaanu,tumne mujhe apne laude ka nasha daal diyaa hai. Ab to meri chut pharak rahi hai”. Maine kaha,” Meri raani,agar itni hi aag hai to chalo phir shuru ho jaayein”. Aunty boli,”Abhi nahin par yakeen karo 9:00 baje ke baad jab koi nahin aayega to tumhe dobara maza doongi.”
Jab 9:00 baje ke baad saare log chale gaye to aunty kamre mein aayi. Unhone paardarshi nighty pahan rakha tha. Andar kuchh bhi nahin, isiliye chut,gaand aur chuchiyaan saaf dikh rahi thi. Main to nanga bistar par leta tha. Aunty ne mera lund pakad liya aur chusne-chaatne lagi. Phir boli,” Chalo Bunty,dono saath nahaate hain. Main tunhaare bada ko ragrungi aur tum mere jism ko ragarna”. Ais kahkar unhone apna nighty khol diya. Phir hum dono bathroom mein ghus gaye. Shower chaalu karke humne nahaana shuru kiya.
Saabun lekar maine aunty ke makhmali badan mein lagaana shuru kiya. Ungli ko chut mein daal diya aur ungli se chut chodne laga. Aunty uttejit ho gayee. Unhone mujhe zameen par gira diya aur mere lund ko pakar kar apne chut mein daal diya.Main bathroom mein aunty ko chodne lagaa. Mai zordaar dhakke de raha thaaur aunty gaand utha kar aur tez dhakke de rahi thi. Aunty bahut hi hawasi thi.
Vaasna ki aag mein hum dono jal rahe the. Aisa lag raha tha ki 10 raat aur 10 din kewal chudaai mein beet jaayegi. Hamari chudaai thode der mein khatam to ho gayi par 15 minute baad phir se shuru ho gayee. Hum-log 24 ghante mei 12 ghante tak chudte rahte the. Aunty ki chudaai mujhe hameshaa yaad rahegi.