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Nandoi ne choda

Mera naam Tina gupta hai,meri umra 32 saal hai,shaadi ko 10 saal ho gaye hain
Aaj mai aapko jo kahaani bataaney ja rahi hun wo kahaani mere nandoi(pati ke bahnoi)ki hai,kahaani eas prakaar hai,
Mere pati sirf ek bhai bahan hain,bahan bari hai aur mere pati se 5 saal badi hai,wo delhi may rahti hain,wo kaafi khubsurat hai lekin mere nandoi unsey bhi sunder hain,way tagrey badan ke smart mard hain,wo swabhaav se bhi kaafi majaakiya hain,mera rista to waise bhi unkey saath hansi mazaak ka hai eas liye way sabkey saamney hi mere saath hansi mazaak aur pyaari cher-chaar kiya kartey hain,lekin dheerey dheerey mai ye mahsus karneylagi ki jijaa ji yaani ki mere nandoi ki bhavnaa mere prati theek nahi hai,kai baar mai akeli hoti to kabhi meri kamar per chikoti kaat lete yaa kabhi mere galon ko choom lete,unki ye harkaten mujhey bahut achi lagti lekin buraa maanney ka naatak karti,unko man se manaa karney ka to sawaal hi nahi uthata tha,ek baar holi may way hamaarey yahan aaye huway they, holi to waise bhi masti kaa tyohaar hai aur jijaa aur sahlaj ke beech to kafi khool ker holi hoti hai,waisaa hi maahoul meri sasuraal may tha,meri nanad tatha pati to thori der rang khel ker shaant baith gaye lekin jijaji to mere peechey hi par gaye,
Mujhey rangon se dar lagtaa hai eas leeye nandoi ji mere upar rang daalney ke leeyey lapkey,waise hi mai bhaag ker apney kamrey may chip gai aur darwaajaa bhida leeya,lekin wo kab manney waley they jabardasti darwaajaa thel ker ander aa gaye aur mujhey apni bahon mai daboch liya,
“jija ji, please rang mat daaliye”mai boli
“acha theek hai,mai rang nahi daalunga,lekin tumhey eas tarha bhaag kar chipney ki sazaa jaroor dunga”jija ji bole aur ek bahn se mujhey lapetaa aur dusra hanth mere blause me ghused deeya,
“jija ji mujhey choriye”mai seeskaari lekar boli,
“pahley tumhey theek se sajaa to de dun”way boley aur meri choochiyon ko bari bedardi se masalney lagey,
“jija ji please chor deejiye koi dekh lega”mai karaahatey huway boli,
“ussay kya fark partaa hai,eas ghar nain kisi ki heemat nahi jo mere aagey boley”,way hans ker boley aur fir unhoney meri ek choochi ko buri tarah neechoraa ki main cheekh pari,
“jija ji main aapkey hanth jorti hun mujhey jaaney deejiye”mai praarthanaa bharey shawar mai boli,
“hanth jorney ki jarurat nahi, pahley ek wadaa karo to jaaney dungaa”jija ji boley,
“kaisaa waada”mainey pucha
“raat ko chhat waley kamrey mai aaogi,wadaa karo”way boley
“aisaa kaise ho saktaa hai,agar kisi ne dekh liya to”mainey kahaa,
“uski chintaa mat karo,agar koi jaag gayaa to main bahaanaa banaa dungaa meri tabiyat khraab thi aur mainey dawaa lekar bulaayaa thaa,”
Jija ji bole jaldi se wadaa karo,ye kahtey samay jija ji mere dono niplon ko apney donon hanthon ki ungleeyon se eas tarah masal rahey they ki meri jaan halak main aa gai thi,eassay bachaney ka ek hi upaay tha aur wah yah ki main unki baat maan lun,aakhir majboor hoker wahi karna paraa,
“very good,ye sab log khaana khaa ker jaldi so jatey hain,main raat 10 bajey tumahraa eentjaar karungaa”wo chuchi masaltey huway boley,
Mainey seer hilaa diya aur chupchaap kamrey se baahar kikal gai,
Raat main 10 bajey ke baad jab sab log so gaye main dabey paon us kamrey main pahunch gai jismay mere nandoi teekey they,wo mera hi eantjaar ker rahey they,jaisey hi main kamrey main pahunchi unhoney darwaaja band ker deeya aur laigt bhi band ker dee,mujhey eas samay aajeeb see seehran ho rahi thee,jo ki ashwabhaaveek nahi thaa mai samajhati hun ki koi bhi aurat jab kisi paraay mard ke paas jaati hogi to uskey jism main eas tarah ki seehran jaroor hoti hogi,kamraa band karey ke baad jija ji ne binaa samay ganwaaey apney aur mere saare kapre utaar diye,aap jaantey hain ki mai kitani be-sharam aurat hun phi bhi mujhey thori sharm aa rahi thi,easkaa kaaran jija ji ke saamney nangaa honey kaa pahlaa awashar thaa,chunki kamrey may dhup andhera tha eas liye apney nangeypan ko leker mujhey jyadaa pareshaani hahi hui,meri pareshaani to dar-ashal us samay suru hui jab jija ji ney mere angon ko sahlaanaa aur dabaanaa suru kiya,unki harkat eatni maadak thi ki mai apney aap ko bhul gai aur unsey kas ker leepat gai,mere galey se seetkaaren futney lagi thi,main dono hanthon se jija ke purey badan per cheekoteeyan kaat rahi thi,mujhey apney hatte kathey badan waley nandoi se leepat kar kuch alag hi prakaar kaa anand mil rahaa thaa,jija ji ke purey badan per baal hi baal they aur unkaa khuduraa badan mere cheekney badan main uttejana ki lahar paidaa ker rahaa thaa,
Achaanak jija ji ne mera hanth pakraa aur apni janghon ke beach rakh diya,aisaa kartey hi unkaa mota lund meri muthee mai aa gayaa,mai kanp uthee unkey lund ki motaai aur majbooti dekh ker,”easey kahtey hain asli mard kaa lund”,mai man hi man sochney lagi,dar-asal mere pati kaa lund ekdam mareeyal saa hai,suhaagraat waaley deen jab mainey jab unkaa lund pahli baar dekhaa to mujhey kafi neeraashaa hui thi,apney pati kaa patlaa lund dekh ker mera man bujh saa gaya,per aaj apney nandoi ke tagrey lund ko saamney dekh ker mere bujhey dil may ek nai roshni jhilmilaa uthi,mere soye armaan jaag uthey,mai us chann ki betaavi se praticha karney lagi jab jija ji apney lund ko meri choot ke bheetar pravesh karaayegey,
Jija ji baar baar meri choot ke aas paas hanth lagaa rahey they,shaayad way choot ki stheeti kaa jaayajaa lene ki firaak main they,kyonki andherey ke kaaran aankhon se kuch dekh paanaa sambav nahi thaa,meri choot kaa theek se andaaz lagaa leney ke baad jija ji ne apney lund kaa supaara choot ke dwaar per teekaa diya,
Eas samay tak meri uttejanaa heemaalay ki unchai per pahuch chuki thi,jija ji ne jab apnaa lund meri choot per rakhaa aur kuch der ke liye rukey usi waqt mainey apni kamar ko aisaa jhatkaa diyaa ki steel rod sareekha wah mota lund meri choot ki maansaltaa main dhans gayaa,
“shaabaas”jija ji khushi se uchal pare,”tum to eas khel ki achi khilaari lagti ho”unki baat sun ker mai sharmaa gai unkey seeney may seer cheepa ker let gai,pheer to jija ji ne morchaa sambhaal liya,apney dono hantho se unhoney meri chuchi ko dabochaa aur apni kamar chalaaney lagey,mai bhi dheerey dheerey gaand uchaalney lagi,
Apni chuchi mai ne jija ji ke muh se lagaa diyaa thaa aur jeas tarah se way usey choos rahey they ussey mujhey jabardast uttejanaa ho rahi thi,maiuttejanaa me paagal hoker barbaraa rahi thi “aaaahhh…jijaaa ji……ab aag buri tarah bharak chuki hai,apney lund ko puraa ander ghuser do aaaaahhhhh….aur jor se hhhhhaann buuuuusss aissssshi…jj…o..r jj….o….r se peleeee..yeee aaaaaaaah mujhsey rukaa nahi jaa rahaa hai,meri manjil aaney wali hai,aaaahhhhh maaiiiinnn jharnnnnnney waaaali huuun,kahin aisaa naa ho ki aap pyaasey rah jaayen,”jab apni haalat mainey unhey bataai to way meri gaand masaltey huway boley”fikra mat karo rani hum dono ek saath hi station per pahunchey gay”eatnaa kah ker unhoney apney lund say 4 5 jordaar jhatkey meri choot per maarey aur easkey saath he unkey lund say fuhaar chut pari theek usi samay meri choot bhi jwlaamukhi ki tarah laawaa ugalney lagi,jharney ka aisaa jabardast anand pahley kabhi nahi milaa thaa,shaayad yah mere nandoi ke mote aur majboot lund kaa hi kamaal thaa,jiski madad se unhoney meri choot ko buri tarah math dalaa thaa aur mujhey sukh ki aseem unchaaiyon per pahunchaa diyaa thaa,
“khul ker bataao tumhey mazaa aaya yaa nahi”jija ji mujhsey cheepaktey huway boley,lekin mai eas baat ka kyaa jawaab deti,sachaai to yah thee ki pahli baar mujhey sex ka anand milaa thaa,lekin apney nandoi se apney muh se kaise kahti ki unset chodwaaney mai pati se jyaadaa mazaa aayaa thaa,
Shaayad jija ji meri eas stheety(position) ko samajh gaye,way kuch der ke baad boley”mai jaantaa hun tum apney muh se haan yaa naa nahi kah paogi ,aisaa karo tmhaaraa jawaab naa hai to mere seeney per ek cheekoti ley lo aur agar tumahraa jawaab haan hai to mere lund ko ek baar apney honthon se chum lo”
Jija ji ke eas sujhaaw se meraa kaam aasaan ho gayaa,mai uthee aur unki kamar per jhuk ker unkey lund ko chumney lagi,
“saabaash”unhonney kheench ker mujhry apney seeney se lagaa liya aur boley”mujhey bhi aaj kai saalon baad chudaai may aisaa anand haasil huaa hai,tumhaara jism laajawaab hai khaas ker tmahaai gaand.chuchi aur jaanghey laajawaab hain”
Apney nandoi se apni taarif sun ker mai gadgad ho gai,kaprey pahan ker mai neechey aai,sab ko sotaa dekh mujhey tasalli hui, mai chuchaap jaaker apney pati ke bagal mai so gai,
Do deen baad mere nanad aur nandoi delhi wapas chaley gaye,mai apney roj marraa ki jindagi may magan ho gai,lekin kareeb ek maheeney ke baad mere nandoi ka mere pati ko paas phone karkey bataaya ki meri nanad ki tabeeyat bahut kharaab hai,aur dr.ne unkaa opration bataaya hai,unhoney mujhey kuch deen ke leeye delhi pahunchaaney ka anuradh kiyaa thaa,shaam ko mere pati ne aakar mujhey bataayaa aur hamney yahi nirnay liyaa ki mere pati mujhey delhi pahuchaa aayen,taaki jab tak didi puri tarah theek naa ho jaaye jija ji ko khaaney peeney may kisi tarah ki pareshaani naa aaye,
Agley hi deen mere pati ne mujhey apni bahan ke ghar pahuchaa deeyaa aur waapas laut aaye,jija ji ki aankhon mey mujhey dekh ker jo chamak ubhari thee uskaa matlab mai fauran samajh gai thee,meri nanad aspataal may bharti thee,panch(5)deen ke baad unkaa opration honaa thaa,aur uskey ek haftey baad unhey chutee milni thee,eas barah(12)deenon ki awadhi mai jija ji ki saari garmi aur saaraa josh mujhey hi jhlnee thee,shaam ki train se mere pati waapas chaley gaye,jija ji didi ka khaanaa leker hospital chaley gaye,wo raat ke 9 baje waapas aaye,hum dono ney saath saath khaana khayaa,
“tum safar mai thak gai hogi jaa ker bedroom may aaraam ker lo”,khaaney ke baad jija ji boley,
“aap kahaan soeyngey,jija ji”mainey pucha,
“cheantaa mat karo mai bhi tumahrey paas soungaa aur tumhey chudaai kaa bhi bharpur anand dungaa,lekin abhi mujhey office kaa thoraa kaam saltaanaa hai,”jija ji khaash andaaz main muskuraa ker boley,
Unkey jawaab ney mujhey laajwaab ker diya thaa,
Mai jaaker bedroom may let gai, thaki honey ke kaaran jaldi nind aa gai,lekin kuch hi der baad meri aankh khul gai,yah dekh ker ki mere nandoi puri tarah nangi haalat may mere paas baithey they,unohoney naa jaaney kab mere kaprey bhi utaar deeye they,eas waqt way barey dhayaan se meri choot ko neehaar rahay they,
Jaise hee unhoney mujhey aankhey kholtey huway dekhaa,unhoney meri choot sahlaatey huway bola”achaa huaa tum jaag gai,chudaai kaa majaa tabhi aataa hai jab dono partner hosh may aur josh may hon”
“jija ji pahley light off ker deejeye” mainey apni janghey mor ker apni choot chhupatey huway kahaa,
“nahi aaj to light jalti hi rahegi,us raat tumhaari sasuraal may maineytumahrey badan ko sirf chhoo ker mahsoos kiyaa thaa magar aaj main tumahaari khubsurati apni aankho se dekhana chaahtaa hun”jija ji ne kahaa,
“lekin mujhey sharm aa rahi hai”mainey kahaa,
“yah sharm to kuch der ki hai,abhi kuch der main tumhey jaisey hi garmi chhadhegi waise hi ye sharam muh chhupaa ker bhaag jaayegi,meri ek baat yaad rakho chudaai kaa puraa maza tabhi liyaa jaa saktaa hai jab eensaan sharm ka cholaa utaar fenkey aur pura besarm ban jaaye”jija ji ne kahaa,
“main aisaa nahi ker sakti” mai boli,
“aisaa mat kaho,mere paas aisee tarkeeb hai jeessay do meenat may tumhaari sharm bhaag jaayegi,jaraa apni jaanghey to failaao”jija ji boley,
Mainey unkey kahney se jaanghey khol dee,lekin sharam se meri aankhen apney aap mund gai,
Agley hi pal apni choot per kisee khurduri wastu kaa sparsh paa ker main chounk pari,aankhey kholi to dekha ki jija ji ne meri jaanghon ke beechon beech apnaa muh lagaa rakhaa hai aur unki sakht munchey meri choot ki mulaayam twachaa se ragar kha rahi hai,
“haay jija ji ye aap kyaa ker rahen hai”mere muh se badhwaasi may neeklaa,
“pyar”jija ji ek pal ko chehraa uper uthaa ker muskuraa key boley aur feer jhuk ker meri choot ko jeev se chaatney lagey,
Unkey aisaa kartey hi mere badan may ek ajeeb see lahar uthaney lagi,aisaa lagney lagaa jaisey meri choot motee hoti jaa rahi hai,tabhi jija ji meri choot ki fankon ko apney honthon ke beech rakh ker choosney lagey,
Ab to mai buri tarah tarap uthi,meri choot eas tarah koolbulla uthi ki jaisey main jhadney wali houn,mainey jija ji kaa chehraa apney dono hanthon se pakad ker apni choot se puri tarah satta diyaa aur apni gaand heela heela ker apni choot unkey poorey chehrey per ragdney lagi,
Jija ji ko shaayad choot chusney kaa kafi achaa anubhav thaa,wo baar baar choot ko choom rahey thay aur kabhi usey dnton se kaat letey kabhi ungaleeyon se masal dete,unki jeev lup lup karti hui kai baar meri choot ke uper ghoom chuki thi aur uskee laar se meri puri choot geeli ho gai thi aur mujhey lund ki jabardust talab mahsoos ho rahi thi,man ho rahaa thaa ki jija ji kaa lund paker ker apni choot may khood hi ghoosed lun aur tab feer taabar tor uchal kood karun jeessay ki meri jalti choot ko thandak meel jaaye,
Abhi mai ye soch hi rahi thi ki tabhi jija ji ney achaanak apni jeev meri choot may sarkaa dee,aur usey jaldi jaldi chlaaney lagey,mai puri tarah uttejanaa mai to thee hee,jeev ki ragar lagtey hi meri choot khul ker fafak pari,mai seeskaari leker apney nandoi se leepat pari,
Jija ji ne mujhey apni bahon main bhar leeyaa aur mere gaalon ko chumney lagey,thoree der baad meri gaand masaltey huway boley
“aisaa mazaa tumaharey pati ne kabhi tumhey deeyaa?sach sach bataanaa”
“nahin kabhi nahin”mujhey kahnaa paraa,
“mainey tumahaari aag to shaant ker dee ,ab tum meri pyash bujhaao”way apnaa lund meri jaanghon per ragartey huway boley,mai samjhi ab wo mujhey chodnaa chaahtey hain ees leeye mainey hanthon se unkaa lund pakar ker apni choot main ghhuser liyaa,
“ye kya ker rahi ho”jija ji ne apnaa lund turnat baaher neekaal leeyaa aur boley “mainey tumhey honthon se mazaa deeyaa hai tum bhi merey lund ko honthon se pyaar karo”ab mai samajh gai jija ji mujhsey lund chuswaanaa chaahtey hain,chunkee unhoney meri choot chaat ker meri pyaash bujhaa chukey they easleeye mai bhi unki eachaa puri karney ko veevash thi,mainey jhuk ker jija ji kaa lund muh may daal leeyaa aur usey chusney lagi,
Jija ji ney mere seer ko dono hanthon se thaam leeya aur apni kamar aagey peechey karney lagey,easkey saath he unkaa lund mere muh may ander baahar honey lagaa,kuch he der hui hogi ki achaanak jija ji ka puraa badan jor se heelney lagaa ,jab tak mai kuch samajh paati tab tak unkey lund ne dher saaraa safed laawaa mere chehrey per ugal deeya,mainey uth ker jija ji ka lund aur apnaa muh saaf kiyaa aur usee haal mai so gaey,raat mai jija ji ney meri choot aur gaand kaa mazaa leeya,mainey bhi unkaa puraa saath deeya,mainey gaand paley kabhi nahee marwaai thi eas leeye suru may lund ghustey samay mujhey kaafi dard kaa saamnaa karnaa paraa,unhoney thook lagaa ker gaand maari thee,baad may raastaa khul jaaney se mujhey bahut mazaa aaya,humlog subah 9 baje uthey,jija ji ko didi ka nastaa leker hospital jaanaa thaa,lekin uthney se pahley unhoney mujhey chodaa feer hospital gaye,hopital se lautaney ke baad wo pheer se mujh per chaa gaye,haalaanki mujhey bhi unkey saath chudaaney kaa bharpur anand meel rahaa thaa eas liye mainey bhi eenkaar nahi keeyaa aur khul ker unkey albeley mastaaney lund kaa mazaa liya,jeetney deen mai delhi may rahi jija ji ke saath mainey jam kar jawaani kaa mazaa liyaa,lekil nanad ke theek hoker ghar aaney ke baad mujey apni sasuraal waapas aanaa paraa,uskey baad se mai apney pati ke saath hee rah rahi hun,lekin jis tarah ek baar chatpataa swaad jubaan ko jag jaaney ke baad eansaan ko saadaa khanaa pasand nahi aataa theek usi prakaar apney nandoi ke saath khul kar sex kar leney ke baad mujhey apney pati ke seedhey saral pyaar may mujhey mazaa nahi ataa hai,har waqt mujey apney nandoi yaad aatey hain, khaas kar jeas samay mere pati chudaai kartey hain us waqt mai nandoi ji ke saath beetaaye sukhad palon ki yaad mai kho jaati hun,
Ab mai apni sasuraal mai koi nandoi jaisaa chudaker khoj rahi hun jo meri aur meri choot ki achee tarah safaai kar sakey,