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Land aur chute ka koi rishta nahi

ke sabhi readers or dosto ko mera namaskar khash kar ke unn ladkiyon aur aurato ko mera landd uttakar pranaam jo apne boyfrnd aur patti se khush nahi hai, aur landd ki talash me or apni chute gili karne ke liye is site par meri story padhti hain… ummed karta hoon ki meri aaj likhi ye daastan bhi aap logo ko aur bhi zyada pasand aayegi aur mujhe phir se bohot saare response milenge. My mail id is : ajitgaandlover@rediffmail.com dosto ye ek bilkul sachi ghatna hai jo aap ko bilkul madhosh kar degi aur aap bhi kehne lagenge ki sach me landd aur chute ka koi rista nahi hoota… landd sirf aur sirf chute ko chodne ke liye hi bana hoota hai aur usse apne kartavaya se kabhi bhagna nahi chahiye. Jab bhi jahan bhi mauka mile usse chute ka chougadda bana dena chahiye. Aage meri story padhkar aap log bhi meri iss baat me sacchai mehsus karenge aur khud bhi kahenge ki landd aur chute ka koi rishta nahi hoota… soo, frnds please mailing me ur feed back on my id : ajitgaandlover@rediffmail.com.Haan to dosto jaise aap sabhi ab tak to mere bare me jaan hi chuke hain phir bhi main ek baar phir se yaad dila deta hoon mera naam ajit hai aur main 29 saal ka hoon. Mere ghar me kheti baadi aur paiso ki koi kami nahi hai par mujhe mere gaon sholapur me rehna bilkul pasand nahi aur issi wagah se padhai ke naam par maine apna zyada tar jeevan akele hi pune ke apne 1bhk ke ghar me guzara hai, jo mere or dosto ki aaiyashi ke liye bohot hai. Jabki mere sabhi ghar ke log aaj bhi gaon me hi rehna pasand karte hain aur kabhi kabhi hi yahan aate hain. Aur issi akelepan ki wagah se maine chute maarne me kabhi bhi aur londo ki tarah deri nahi ki aur jab bhi jahan bhi chute maarne ka mauka mila hai maine foraan apna number laga diya hai… kyuki mera ussul hai ki saanp aur chute jahan bhi dekho foraan usse maar do. Khair, ab der naa karte hue main apni kahani par aata hoon.
Baat unn dino ki hai jab main lagbhag 25 saal ka tha, meri bhi naukari nahi lagi thi aur main bhi aur ladko ki tarah aksar landd hilata phirta tha, aur ghar walo ko padhai ke naam par dhoka deta tha, jab ki mera rooz college jaane ka maksad sirf aur sirf ek hi hua karta tha londiyon se mulakaat aur unse landd chute ki baat in short aap sab keh sakte hain ki main sirf chudai ke uddesh se hi college ke darshan kiya karta tha. Khair, wo baat phir kabhi, abhi baat uss waqt ki ho rahi hai jab main final year ke paper de raha tha aur ek auditor ke pass sham ko part time job bhi kar raha tha kyuki wahan ek mast maal bhi job karta tha isliye uske chhakar me maine wahan 03 mahine job bhi kiya aur antt me usse ragad kar hi wahan se ruksaat hua. Unhi dino ki baat hai mujhe mobile par ghar se phone aaya aur pata chala ki meri mausi ki ladki jiska naam sudha tha ghar se kisi ladke ke saath bhaag gai hai. Sudha jo ki age me mujhe 03 saal badi thi aur dikhne me kisi bhi kayamat se kam nahi thi goora raang, perfect features, perfect boobs & more over to that her perfect gaand, aur usse hi dhodne ke liye mujhe foran ghar bulaya gaya aur saath me kuch mustande dosto ko bhi lane ko bola gaya taaki dur dur tak uska peecha kar sake kyuki mausi ke ghar par to koi ladka bhi nahi tha jo haath pair maar ke apni behen ko chudne se pehle hi ghar vaapas laa sake par kyuki mere paper bas suru hi hone wale thea isliye maine ghar aane se mana kar diya aur kaha ki ab to wo bhag gai mere aane se bhi kya hooga aur baat aai gai hoo gai maine zyada tension nahi liya, bas ghar aane par cigarette ke khash lagate hue main sirf yahi soch raha tha ki yaar saala kitna acha maal tha kya pata kis gaandu ke haath laga hooga jo usse raat din hotel badal badal kar baja raha hooga. Vaise maine apne hoosho hawaas me sudha se kabhi zyada baat nahi ki thi isliye mera aur uska rista bilkul bhi sagge ristedaaro jaisa nahi tha. Par wo baahar kahin lapad jhapad kar rahi hai isska andaaza mujhe zarur tha, par baat naa kar pane ki ek wagah ye bhi thi ki main zyada yahin seher me rehta hoon bas gaon tabhi jaata hoon jab kabhi money order time se nahi milta tha. Uss raat sudha aur uske saath bitaai kuch yaadon ko sochte sochte hi mujhe neend aa gai aur uske baad bas phone par hi pata chalta rehta tha ki uska koi pata nahi chala hai etc etc.
Aur dhere dhere mere jehen se bhi ye baat aai gai hoo gai ki wo kisi aur jaat ke ladke ke saath bhag gai hai aur rooz apni raat rangeen kar rahi hai vaise bhi mujhe inn baton se koi farkk nahi padta tha ki wo kiske saath hai aur kitne baar chud rahi hai, kyuki chute to vaise bhi sirf chudne ke liye hi bani hooti hai, phir chahe landd kisi ka bhi hoo. Mujhe malaal sirf iss baat ka tha ki khash ek pakad uss ki maine bhi le li hooti to kitna acha hoota. Aakhir main to uske nazdeek wala tha pehla haqq to mera banta tha. Par dusri chute ki maar ne mere iss zakkm ko bhi bhar diya. Par ek din jab main raat me apne dosto ke saath londiyabaaji karke ghar vaapas aa raha tha, tabhi mujhe ek local no. Se phone aaya, phone par dusri taraf sudha thi jisne sabse pehla shabdh yahi kaha ki please phone mat rakhna main sudha bol rahi hoon, itna sunte hi main haairaan hoo gaya ki usne aaj 6 mahine baad kaise phone kiya wo bhi local number se, bhale hi wo kitni bhi badi chithaad kyu nahi ban gai hoo par thi mujhe age me badi iss liye kehna pada haan bolo kahan hoo aap ? Aur itna sunte hi uss taraf se roone ki aawaz aai aur phone kuch der baad beep aawaz ke baad cut gaya main samajh gaya ki ye coin box ka no. Hai aur maine foran call back kiya aur phone sudha ne hi uttaya aur kaha ki wo bohot pareshan hai aur main usse aa kar abhi milu, vaise to main seedhe ghar jaane wala tha kyuki maine drink bhi kar rahi thi par uski baat sunkar mujhe daya aa gai aur maine address punch kar usse milne jaane ke liye bina kuch soche samjhe apni bike mod di, aur aadhe ghante me uski batai location par pahunch gaya jahan wo ek bus stop ke nazdeek mera raat me 11:30 baje tak intezaar kar rahi thi, wo illaka bilkul sunn shan tha aur main iske pehle uss side apni 08 saal ki seher ki zindigi me kabhi nahi aaya tha. Maine jaise hi uske paas gaadi roki aur najdeek gaya wo foraan apna bag (luggage) chhod kar mujhse chipak kar rone lagi, aur mujhe ye samajhne me zara bhi der naa lagi ki uss gaandu ne usse baja kar chhod diya hai aur issi wagah se aaj usse meri yaad aayi hai. Sudha ne red colour ki saari pehen rakhi thi, maine pehli baar usse saree me dekha tha, aur usme wo aur bhi sexy lag rahi thi, boobs pehle se bhi bade ho gaye thea aur gaand thodi aur chhodi hoo gayi thi, par sudha ke chehre par apni galtiyon ki parchaai saaf dekhi jaa sakti thi, usme pehle jaisi chamak nahi thi. Maine usse dilaasa di aur uski peeth par haath pherte hue bra strips ko mehsus kiya aur kaha ki bolo main kya kar sakta hoon. Itna sunte hi sudha boli ki usse bohot badi galti hoo gai hai aur wo iss waqt mujhse sahara chahti hai. Maine bina kuch soche samjhe usse kaha thek hai ghar chal kar baat karte hain aur apni bike par bithane ko kaha, par wo phir se rone lagi aur kaha ki main uske saath hoon ye baat uske ghar par kisi ko nahi batana. Maine uska rona dhona dekhte hue keh diya ki thek hai abhi to baitho nahi bataunga, mujh par bharosa karo. Aur hum log vaapas ghar ki taraf chal diye, isse pehle bhi sudha ek do baar mere seher wale ghar me maa logo ke sath aa chuki thi, isliye usse raat me ghar le jaane me koi lafda nahi tha kyuki sabhi ko pata tha ki wo meri ristedaar hai.
Kareeb aadhe ghante ke baad hum log raat 12:10 par ghar pahunch gaye, aur maine usse moh haath dokhar fresh hoone ke liye kaha, aur main wahin hall me cigarette ke kash lagane laga, ek too whiskey ka nasha ab bhi mujh par haawi thi dusra raaste ki ride me sudha ke boobs ka kamal tha ki mere andar usko lekar jo jhijhak thi wo bhi gaayab ho gai thi aur main khule me hi cigarette pe raha tha jabki ghar par kisi ko nahi pata tha ki main koi bhi nasha karta hoon. Par aaj mujhe iss baat ki parwah nahi thi, meri cigarette khatm hi hone wali thi ki sudha bathroom se baahar aa gai, aur mujhe ajeeb si hairaan nazro se cigreete peete dekhne lagi, main uski hairaani samajh gaya aur last khash maarte hue cigreete bujha di aur kaha ghar par mat batana aur uska mood change karne ke liye main hans diya. Jispar usse bhi pehli baar thodi hansi aa gai aur wo boli ki ghar jaana aur gharwalo se milna ab sapne jaisa lagta hai aur wo phir se dhuki hoo gai, main uttkar uske pass gaya aur kaha ab batao ki kya hua aur ab kya problem hai ? Tab usne apni kahani surru ki aur bataya ki usne apne college ke dost ganesh ke saath love marriage ki thi jisne usse pehle to bohot sapne dikhaye aur baad me achanak uske laaye pure paise aur jewar lekar kahin gaayab hoo gaya hai aur ab naa to wo ghar waapas jaa sakti hai aur naa hi apni pareshani kisi ko bata sakti hai, koi uska saath nahi dega aur itna kehte hue wo phir se khadi hoo kar mujhse chipak kar roone lagi.
uske iss baar aisa karte hi mujhe ek alag hi ehsas hua aur landd foraan apni harkat me aa gaya, aur maine phir se ek baar uski peeth sehlaate hue kaha ki jo hua soo hua koi uska saath de naa de main uske saath hoon, wo jab tak yahan rehna chahe reh sakti hai aur main uske liye jo ban sakega zarur karunga aur ab wo chinta naa kare, par wo mujhse alag nahi hoo rahi thi aur lagatar mujhse maafi maangthe hue rooti jaa rahi thi, uske boobs bilkul mere seenee se satte jaa rahe thea aur uski chute mere landd ko ragad rahi thi, isliye maine bhi mauke ka faida uttaya aur apna haath thoda neeche karte hue uski gaand tak rakh diye, jo bilkul gol aur gadde ki tarah mulaayam thi, par maine aise dikhaya jaise main sach me usse bas dilaasa de raha hoon aur ye sab anjaane me hoo raha hai. Aise hi kareeb 5 minute nikal gaye aur itne nazdeek hoone ki wagah se hamari saanse ek dusre se milne lagi aur shayed ab usse mere moh se whiskey ki smell aayi aur wo achanak mujhse alag hui par kuch kaha nahi. Main bhi normal hote hue bola ki aapne khana khaya yaa nahi ? Jis par sudha ka jabab tha ki usne do din se kuch nahi khaya hai, itna sunte hi maine kaha ki ghar par to kuch nahi hai main baahar se khana pack karwa kar laata hoon, par sudha ne formality karte hue mana kiya kaha rehne do subah kha lungi, par maine kaha ki mere hote hue bhuke nahi rahogi aur main foran bike le kar khana pack karwane nikal pada, baahar aa kar mujhe yaad aaya ki behenchod raat ke ek baj gaye hain aur shayed hi koi hotel khuli hoogi, par main phir bhi nahi rukha aur 5 kilometer ke lagbhag jaane ke baad ek choti si hotel se sirf 04 bhel puri badi muskil se pack karwa paaya. Main jab tak ghar vaapas aaya raat ke 1:45 hoo chuke thea aur maine apni key se darwaja khola to dekha ki sudha andar bedroom me soo chuki thi usne black colour ki bohot sexy gaown pehni thi, usse apne bistar par soota dekh kar mera landd phir se phupkaar maarne laga, aur main 5 min tak wahin khade khade sudha ke husn ko nihaarta raha par phir maine uss taraf dhyan naa dete hue sudha ko aawaz lagai par wo gehri neend me thi aur koi response nahi kar rahi thi, isliye pehle maine socha ki usse soone hi deta hoon par jab mujhe yaad aaya ki wo do din se bhuki hai to maine usse uttane ke liye phir se aawaz di par jab dubara koi response nahi mila to main bed me baitha aur uski kamar par haath rakhte hue usse hilate hue aawaz lagai, ab uski neend thuti aur mera haath kamar par dekhte hi wo foran utt kar baith gai, maine apni safai dete hue kaha ki maine bohot awaazein lagai par wo utti nahi isliye aise utthana pada, usne kaha koi baat nahi wo do din se bohot pareshan thi iss wagah se gehri neend lag gai. Maine kaha chalo ab der mat karo aur jaldi se kha lo, main bohot dur jaa kar badi muskil se 04 bhel pack karwa kar laaya hoon. Wo utti aur haath dhone ke baad bilkul bhuke bhache ki tarah bhel par thut padi uss waqt mujhe uss par bohot daya aayi aur laga ki kaise kisi gair landd ke chhakar me issne apni zindigi ka ye haal kar liya. Sudha ne mujhse bhi bhel khaane ko kaha par maine kaha main khana kha chukka hoon par wo nahi maani aur jabardasti mujhe apne haath se khilaane lagi, mujhe uski iss harkat se bohot khusi hui aur bohot apna pan laga aur maine ek do baar uske haath se bhel khane ke baad wahan se alag hoo gaya jab ki sudha abhi bhi khane me hi lagi hui, iske baad maine phir se ek cigarette jala li, par sudha ne iss baar koi aitraaz nahi kiya. Aur khana khatm karke wo mujhse dust bin punchne lagi taaki paper phenk sake aur mere batate hi wo utti aur kitchen se paani pee kar aur hath bhi dhokar aa gai. Maine puncha peat bhara ki nahi ya aur kuch lau, to usne kaha sach me aaj agar khana nahi milta to wo marr hi jaati, tab maine kaha ki phir mujhe jaane se mana kyu kar rahi thi ? Mere saath rehna hai to ye formalities mat karna jo chahiye sirf ek baar batana aur apni cigarette dikhate hue maine kaha ki kisi bhi cheez ke liye apne dil ko tadpaane ki zarurat nahi, iss ghar me bilkul free raho, jo lage jaisa lage wo karo aur usne sehmati se ser hila diya aur kaha ki usse bohot neend aa rahi hai aur wo dubaara bed room me jaa kar soo gai. Maine cigarette khatm ki aur hall me hi sofe par pade pade tv dekhne laga meri aankhon se neend bilkul gaayab hoo chuki thi par nashe ki wagah se thodi thakaan zarur mehsus hoo rahi thi par dil reh reh kar sudha ke bare me hi soch raha tha ki uske saath kitna bura hua bhale hi usne gair landd ki khatir ghar walo ko dhoka diya par iss baat ka antt is tarah se nahi hoona tha ki wo kisi layak hi naa rahe. Yahi sochte sochte mujhe bhi 03 baje ke kareeb neend aane lagi aur main tv band karke wahin soofe par hi pasar kar soo gaya.
Subah mujhe neend se sudha ne hi jagaya uss waqt 10 baj chuke thea aur wo haath me chai ka cup le kar bilkul meri bagal me blue colour ki saree pehen kar ek dum ready ho kar khadi thi, jisme wo bohot hi sexy lag rahi thi, uske baal unki gaand ke neeche takk aa rahe thea, aur boobs bilkul papete ki tarah dikh rahe thea, maine utthte hi kaha ki sorry aaj itni late hoo gaya mujhe pata hi nahi chala, sudha boli haan kal raat me meri wagah se tumhe bohot problem hui isliye aisa hua hooga, maine kaha kaisi problem ? Tab sudha ne kaha ki tumhe soofe par soona pada, isliye thek se neend nahi aayi hoogi. Aaj se main iss soofe par soo jaungi. Maine kaha aisi koi baat nahi hai, akele aadmi ke liye kya sofa aur kya bed, kal raat der tak neend nahi aayi isliye aisa hua aur main uttkar seedha bathroom me chala gaya aur andar ka nazara bilkul alag paya bathroom me pehle se sudha ki raat wali black gaown dhul kar sukk rahi thi aur main samajh gaya ki wo naha chuki hai maine naa jaane kyu uss gaown ko rassi se uttaya aur aisa karte hi mujhe uske neeche black colour ki bra panty bhi dikhai de gaye aur maine foran gaown baaju me rakh kar unn dono ko apne kabje me le liya aur comod me baith kar bra panty ke saath khelne laga, sudha ki panty se ek alag hi madhoosh karne wali smell aa rahi thi aur panty ke beech ka hissa bilkul kada kada tha jisse main apne landd par ragdne laga aur mujhe ek alag hi sukh mil raha tha jaise main sudha ko chod raha hoon, maine sudha ke bra ko bhi apni jhangho me rakh kar uske size ka muiaina kiya aur phir uske bra ke cup ko apne landd me toopi ki tarah bhi pehnaaya aur thodi der tak aur bra panty ke saath khelne ke baad maine sab kuch pehle jaisa kar diya. Aur iske baad main mutth maar kar aur naha kar baahar sirf towel me hi aa gaya. Main jab baahar aaya to maine dekha ki hamesha ganda dikhne wala mera haal aaj bilkul chamak raha tha aur sudha wahan mojuud nahi thi main seedhe bedroom me gaya jahan sudha poocha maar rahi thi, maine usse aisa karne se mana kiya par wo nahi maani aur mujhe andar aata dekh kar usne aapna haath rokh liya aur main andar apne bed room me ghush gaya aur dressing kaanch ke saamne khade khade maine apne aap ko pura body spray se gila kar dala par sudha ab bhi ussi room me pooncha maar rahi thi aur mujhse kuch hi kadam dur thi, maine cream lagai aur kaanch me dekha to dikha ki sudha bilkul mere peeche hi floor par jhuki hui hai aur bed ke neeche poocha maar rahi hai aur iss position me uski gaand bilkul saaf mujhe kaanch me dikh rahi thi aur sirf 10 min pehle hi mutth maarne ke babjud mera landd dubaara uski gaand dekh kar khada ho gaya. Par usse shakk naa hoo isliye main apne kaam me laga hua tha aur kaanch ke saamne hi khada tha, tabhi sudha palti aur mere aas pass ki jagah me poocha maarne lagi aur saamne se jhuki hoone kee kaaran mujhe kaanch me hi uske bade bade bilkul white boobs dikhai de rahe thea, unke beech ki gehraai dekhkar mera landd towel me tent ki tarah utthta jaa raha tha. Mere kaanch ke saamne khade rehne se sudha ko phir se apna haath rokhna pada aur main samajh gaya ki mujhe wahan se hatnaa hooga par landd khada hoone ki wagah se mujhe uske dikhaai dene ki chinta hoo rahi thi, par jab sudha ne mujhese kaha ki agar makeup hoo gaya hoo to hath jau to mujhe haatna pada aur mere wahan se hilte hi sudha ne mere landd ka tent saaf mehsus kiya aur sharrm ke mare uske chehre par muskaan aa gai, main bhi foran wahan se apne kapde le kar hall ki taraf nikal liya aur taiyaar hoo kar tv dekhne laga kyuki aaj mere pass bhi koi kaam nahi tha tabhi 10 min ke baad sudha dubaara hall me enter hui aur iss baar uske haath me chai aur naaste ki plate thi.
Usse dekhte hi maine kaha kyu itna pareshan hoo rahi hoo baahar chaltee naa wahin se pack karwa kar late, to usne kaha baahar jarur challenge par pack karwane nahi ghar ka saaman lene, kyuki kichen me kuch bhi nahi hai sab kuch khali pada hai, tumne baahar ka bohot kha liya ab aaj se ghar ka kha kar dekho, itna keh kar uske chehre par hansi aa gai, aur wo mujhse nazre churaane lagi, maine uski iss baat par uss waqt zyada dhyan nahi diya, par uske jaate hi mujhe yaad aaya ki aaj usne pura hall aur bedroom set kiya hai aur yahan wahan pade condom ke packet aur gandi gandi kitaabe pakaa sudha ne dekh kar kahin dhikaane laga di hain, aur isiliye wo samajh gai hai ki mujhe baahar ke khane ki kitni aadat hai, aur issi baat ko wo dusre tarike se bol rahi hai. Aur phir naasta karne ke baad maine usse kaha ki chalo ab hum log baahar ghum kar aate hain tum zaruri saaman ki list bana lo aur ready hoo jaao. Thodi hi der baad sudha bed room se ready hoo kar baahar nikli usne tight black jeans or short shirt pehni hui thi, jisme wo bohot hi sexy lag rahi thi aur mera dil kar raha tha ki usse yahin patak kar chod dalu, uski maang me sindoor naam ki koi chez nahi thi jisse wo mujhe bilkul pehle jaisi lag rahi thi aur usse aise dekh kar koi nahi keh sakta tha ki uski shadi hoo gai hai, hum logo ne gaate lock kiya aur wo bike me mere saath cross leg baith gayi aur hum market ki aur chal diye aaj sudha bike par bilkul itminaan se baithi thi aur beech beech me peeche se apne boobs meri peeth par ragad kar mujhe current de rahi thi, uske chhuche meri peeth ko chhed rahe thea aur mera landd pulsar ki tanki to chhed raha tha, jaise taise hum market pahunche aur maine bike parking me laga di aur usse puncha ki kya kharidana hai to usne kaha ki kuch grocery item lena hai par uske pehle usse uske liye kuch kapde lene hain, kyuki uske pass roz pehene ke kapde nahi hai aur isliye hum log seedhe garment shop me gaye jahan se sudha ne apne liye kuch suits aur goawn liye aur meri zidd karne par ek jeans aur t shirt bhi liya. Mere char haazar rupeeye ki maiyaa chodne ke baad sudha ko kuch tasali hui aur iske baad humne ek restrurent me jaakar kuch khaya piya aur uske baad usne grocery item par dhyan diya aur khaana banana ka kuch zaruri saaman liya sab karte karate din ke 2 baj gaye aur hum log ghar vaapas aaye.
Aur kuch der baithne ke baad maine sudha se kaha ki kyu na hum log aaj din me koi movie dekhne jaye time bhi pass hoo jayega aur tumhe acha bhi lagega, kuch der naa nukar karne ke baad wo maan gai aur maine najdeek ke hi ek theather me usse raaz staring (dino mourya, bipasa basu & unknown actress) dikhane le gaya, jab hum log theather pahunche to movie bas start hi hone wali thi aur theather maximum londe londio se bhara tha, aur sabhi log mujhe aur sudha ko bhi apni tarah hi treat kar rahe thea, hum log andar enter hue aur kuch hi der me lights off ho gai, aur movie start hoo gai, ittefaaq se hamari seat ek dum last row ki thi aur uppar se projector ki light jaise hi padti thi pure theather ka nazara saaf dikhai deta tha, aur lights off hoote hi maximum couples apne karyakram me lag gaye, koi apni setting ke boobs dabba raha tha to koi kiss karne me laga tha, ye sab dekh kar mera dhyan movie me nahi lag raha tha aur landd mujhe andar se galiyan de raha tha ki mere liye bhi kuch kar, bas maine ek hi gaana thek se dekha “joo bhi kasme khai thi humne” aur uske baad bas yahan wahan nazar jaa rahi thi, kuch aisa hi shayed sudha bhi feel kar rahi thi isliye wo bhi do chair dur baithe couple ko badi dhayan se dekhne me lagi thi jo ek dusre ko massage aur kiss karne me laga tha aur wo londa uss ladki ke chuche badi kass ke bada raha tha ye baat sudha samajh chuki thi kyuki beech beech me wo ladki dhere dhere karo ki awaz nikaal rahi thi, ye sab dekh kar sudha mujhse boli ki yahan se chalo maine kaha kya hua achi film to hai, wo boli mujhe acha nahi lag raha, maine usse dhere se kaha sudha hame ek hi zindigi mili hai sab kuch enjoy karne ke liye, isse enjoy karo bhul jaao jo kuch bhi hua ab main tumhare saath hoon aur baato hi baton me maine apna right haath uske kandhe me daal diya par usne mujhe mana nahi kiya, movie thodi aaur aage badi aur parde par dino mourya aur unknown actress ke beech chudai chalu hui aur iss scene ko dekh kar sudha ki aankho ki chamak maine saaf mehsus ki, kyuki wo bohot gaour se ye sab dekh rahi hai, vaise bhi theather ke mahaul se wo ab tak garam hoo chuki thi aur mere haath bhi beech beech me thoda kamaal dikha raha tha par wo kuch nahi keh rahi thi, isliye mujhe aur himmat aa gai aur maine thodi hi der me apna pura ek haath uske right boobs par rakh diya sudha ki chuckiya bilkul kadi thi aur unki garmahat main mehsus kar sakta tha, mere aisa karte hi sudha ne apna left hand mera haath hatane ke liye lagaya par maine dusre haath se uska haath pakad liya aur kaha enjoy karo tumhe bhi acha mehsus hooga, aur uska left hand apne left hand me pakad kar maine dhere dhere sudha ko garmaana suru kiya, sudha ki chuchiya bilkul badi badi thi aur thodi hi der me maine unhe uppar se dabana surru kar diya, ek bar to usne mujhe ghoor ke dekha par jaise hi maine kaha please wo sharma gai aur mujhse aur chipak kar baith gai, phir maine tasalli se apna haath gale se hoote hue uski bra me guseed diya aur ab mere haath me sudha ki right side ki ball thi aur main uski nipples se khel raha tha, parde ke andar hero apna kamaaal dikha raha tha aur parde ke baahar aur sudha ki bra ke andar mere haath apna hunar dikha rahe thea, sirf 10 minute bas ki mehnat ke baad mujhe mehsus hone laga tha ki sudha ab puri tarah heat par hai aur isliye maine usse thoda aur apni taraf khinch liya aur apne second haath se uski short shirt ki 03 button khol kar uske left boobs ko bhi apne kabje me le liya, ab kuch position iss tarah kii thi ki sudha ke baal puri tarah mere chehre par thea aur mujhe uski khusbhu puri tarah se madhoosh kar rahi thi aur ab mere dono haath uski bra ke andar apne kaam par lage thea aur maine sudha ki shirt ko peeche se pura uppar utta diya tha aur beech aur bra strips khol ke dono chuchiyon ko masalana chalu kar diya, beech me main sudha ki gaand aur chute ko bhi uppar se sehla or daba raha tha, aur wo bhi mujhse satte jaa rahi thi, isliye maine usse bhi khelne ke liye apna landd uppar se hi pakda diya jisse wo bade pyar se masal rahi thi, aise karte karte hi kareeb 40 minute nikal gaye aur mujhe ehsas hua ki ab shayed intermission hone wala hai isliye maine uski chuchio ko chhod diya aur shirt neeche kar di aur kaha ki button laga lo, aur usne meri baat maante hue fata fat apne button band kiye aur maine uski iss ada par khush hoo kar usse phir apne pass khincha aur pehli baar uske lips ki kiss li, sudha bhi shayed yahi chah rahi thi isliye usne mera pura saath diya aur hum log kareeb 5 minute tak ek dusre ke moh me ghuse rahe, issi beech bell baji aur maine usse foraan apne se alag kar diya, kyuki mujhe pata tha ki ab sirf ek min baad hi light jalne wali hai. Aur hum log normal hoo kar baith gaye. Jaise hi intermission hua lights on ho gai aur tab pehli baar iss kaand ke baad hum dono ne ek dusre ko dekha, pata nahi ye movie ka asar tha yaa theather ke mahoul ka par iss kaand ke baad hum dono ek dusre se nazre nahi mila paa rahe thea, par phir maine hi hamare beech ki chuppi thodi aur kaha ki kya peogi ? Coke yaa pepsi ?? Usne neeche dekhte hi dekhte dhere se coke kaha aur main foraan utt kar coke lene chal diya, baahar nikalte hi saath sabse pehle me muttne gaya aur wahan jaa kar apne landd ko dekhte hue maine mann hi mann kaha ki chhote ab teri permanent vavastha hoo gai chinta mat kar, mera landd abhi bhi 95 % khada tha aur khushi ke anshu (precum) roo raha tha, kyuki sudha ne usse badi achi tarah se sehlaya tha, iske baad maine ek cigrareete sulgaai aur do char khash maarne ke baad fata fat canteen se do coke or chips liye aur light band hoone se pehle hi andar pahunch gaya. Sudha wahin seat par baithi thi maine usse chips aur coke dete hue dhere se usse kaha toilet to nahi jaana, usne issare se mujhe mana kar diya, aur phir se theather me lights off hoo gai. Movie phir start hui aur hum log chips aur coke khatm karne me lag gaye, jaise hi sudha free hui maine usse dhere se puncha kaisa lag raha hai ? Iske jabab me usne sirf apna ser mere khande me tikaa diya aur main samajh gaya usse kya chahiye, maine phir se usse apni taraf khinch liya aur phir se hum dono ke beech kissing ka silsila suru hoo gaya, iss baar maine sudha ke dono lips ko baari bari se ek ek karke khaana suru kiya aur apni puri jeebh uski jeebh (tounge) se mila daali, aur main iss baat ko garentee se keh sakta hoon ki itni zordaar kiss uss theathre me kisi ne nahi ki hogi jitni hum dono ne ki, sudha ab mujhe puri tarah sath de rahi thi aur maine phir se uske boobs aur sehlaana suru kar diya aur iss bar usne bina bataye hi mera landd pakad liya, par mere andar ab hawas aur bhi zyada haawi hoo chuki thi, isliye maine apni chain khol kar landd bahar nikal diya aur sudha ne usse pakad liya, iske baad maine seedhe apne haath sudha ki naabhi (navel) par rakh diye aur usse jeans ki chain kholne ko kaha, par wo aisa nahi karna chahti thi, isliye maine apna left hand uski navel se hota hue hi uski chute ke andar daal diya, jabki mera right hand uski kamar se hote hue uski gaand sehla raha tha, par sudha ke jeans me aur baithe hoone ke kaaran mere haath uski chute tak tarike se pahunch nahi rahe thea bus sudha ki chute ke baal hi meri ungliyon ki pakad me aa rahe thea isliye maine usse thoda neeche khiskaaya aur apni index finger jaise taise uski chute tak ghused hi di, aahhaaha, kya ehsas tha wo sudha ki chute ek dum naram aur garam mehsus hoo rahi thi aur thodi mehnat ke baad mujhe uski chute me andar jaane ka raasta mil hi gaya. Aur phir maine apni karamaati ungliyon ka jaadu uski chute par dikhana surru kiya aur thodi hi der me meri ungli sudha ki chute ki gehraiyon me thi aur lagataar andar baahar hoo rahi thi, jabki sudha mere landd ko lagataar sehla rahi thi, issi beech mera right hand sudha ke boobs ko masal rahe thea, kuch der ki aur fingering ke baad sudha ki chute se rass bahar aane ko tha aur isliye wo apni body bilkul kadi kar rahi thi, mujhe ye samajhne me der nahi lagi aur maine jaldi jaldi finger fucking aur tej kar di aur sudha ne ek jhatke me hi mujhe puri tarah se apne pyar ke rass se geela kar diya, sudha ka paani jhad chukka tha par mere landd ka ab bhi bura haal tha, isliye maine apna haath sudha ki chute se bahar nikaala aur sudha ke baalo ko sehlaate hue maine usse apne landd ke uppar puri tarah se jhuka liye aur mere aisa karte hi wo samajh gayi ki main usse moh me lene ke liye keh raha hoon aur jaise ki machli ke bacche ko paani me tairna nahi sikaaya jaata wo khud seekh jaate hain vaise hi sudha ne bhi mere landd ko bade pyar se apne moh me bhar liya aur lollypop ki tarah ussko suck karne lagi, jab ki main ab bhi excitement me uske boobs daba raha tha, kareeb 10 min ki sucking ke baad mera bhi antt kareeb tha isliye maine sudha se kaha ki alag hoo jao par usne mera landd nahi chhooda aur lagatar usse (chusti) suck karti rahi aur phir mere andar ka amrit, seedhe uske moh me samaa gaya, aur maine uppar se uske seer ko pakad ke neeche se char paanch aur jhatke mare aur apna pura landd rass sudha ke moh me hi khali kar diya. Iss hot session ke baad hum dono ko yaad aaya ki theather me aur log bhi baithe hain, par sabhi apne apne kaam me lage hue thea, isliye hum logo ne zyada parwah nahi ki aur apne aap ko normal karte karte hi parde par dhayan diya to movie ka climax hi chal raha tha, jabki yahan ek climax start hoo kar end bhi hoo chukka tha. At last movie bhi khatam hui aur sabhi log theather se baahar nikle, maine sudha se kaha ki main iss movie ko kabhi nahi bhul paunga aur phir maine bike parking se uttai aur iss bar ghar aate waqt sudha mujhe bilkul satt kar baithi thi koi durr se dekh kar keh bhi nahi sakta tha ki hum do thea yaa ek.
Ghar aane ke baad hum logo ne ek nayi daastan ki surruwaat ki jo main aap logo ko iske. Baad wali story me bataunga, jiska tittle hooga : landd aur chute ka koi rishta nahi hoota – ii,
Kyuki ye part vaise bhi bohot lamba hoo gaya hai, par sacchai ye hai ki jab tak puri baatein pata naa hoo to padhne wale ko bhi pura anand nahi aata aur sirf andar bahar ki daastan bata dena mere hisaab se koi story writing nahi hai. To dosto issi ummed ke saath ki aap log meri iss daastan ko phir se pehle jaisa response denge aur apne suggestion mujhe zarur reply karke batayenge, taaki main aage bhi apne aur sudha ke beech ki daastan aapke saamne khol saku ki kaise maine apne story tittle par ammal karte hue, sudha ka kalyaan kiya aur apni kai raatein rangeen ki. Aap sabhi ke reply aur suggestions ka mujhe besabri se intezaar rahega, taaki main next bar unn par ammal kar saku…