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mera naam sameer hai age 22,mere lund ki size ka to sawaal hi nahi uthta jin ladkiyaan,aunty, bhabhaiyaan ko mene aabhi tak choda hai bo hi samajh sakti hai mere lund ki mahima me jigolo hoon aur mumbai me rahta hoon, pahle me pune gaya tha study ke liye, wahin se mene jigolo ka kaam suru kiya tha par pune me hote huye bhi mumbai se bahut call aate the mere liye ,isliye mene socha ki mumbai me customer ki kami nahi hai to kyun na aapne mumbai jaakar ye kaam kiya jaaye ,is liye me wapas aa gaya ,kaam aachha chal raha hai ,poore mumbai se mujhe call aate hai ,aur aksar kai baar bahut rochak aur sexy ghatnaaye mere saath hoti hai jinhen me kisi se nahi bata sakta ,par iss ke madhyaam se aab me aap ko bata sakta hoon ,bhala hoo iss ka, me aapni kahaniyaan aagar kisi se nahi bata pata to mera pet fat jaata. Aap logon ne meri story jigolo ki true story,jigolo ki kahani , ke sabhi part bahut pasand kiye es ke liye aap loogon ka bahut bhaut dhanyvaad, mujhe bahut se mail aaye ,khaskar married females ke to bahut se mail aaye aur sabhi mujhse milna chahti hai ..kal mai ek call par ja raha hoon. Chalo aab aage ki story suno.ek bar vashi ke sec 17 se mere paas call aaya ek ladki ka call tha bo meri sarves lena chahti thi mene uski age poonchi to me sunkar heraan rah gya ..bo 18 year old ladki thi mene usse pooncha ki es se pahle kya aapne sex kiya hai bo boli nahi esiliye to aapki story padkar aapse contrect kiya hai mene ..aap pese ki chinta nahi karna ..aap jitna bologe me pay kar doongi i am belog to rich family..mene bola thik hai ..mujhe kab aur kahan aana hai to usne mujhe aapna mobile no diya aur us mohale me aane ko bola jahan bo rahti thi me uske mohle me pahunch gya din ke 12 baj rahe the aur mene use mobile lagaya to usne bola ki aap aabhi kahan hai mene bataya ki mai yaha par hoon to bo boli ki aap bahin ruko me aati hoon kareev 15 minit intzaar ke baad mera mobile baza jese hi mene jeb se mobil nikaal kar on karna chaha call cut ho gya mene no dekha to us ka hi missd call tha thabhi mere saamne ek bahut hi khoobsurat gori najuk jeins t shart pahne scoty
Par savar ek 18 sal ki ladki ruki usne mujhe bolo r u sameer mene kahan yes usne bola i am ritu betho scoty par me use herani se dekh raha tha ..bo bahut hi kamsin aur najuk pari ki tarah thi uske chuchi kareev 28 honge han chote choote aur gand 30.me uske saath chal pada ek aalisaan bangle ke aandar hum dakhil hoo gye ghar par koi nahi tha usne darvaza khola aur aandar aane ko kaha aandar aate hi darbaza bund kar diya ghar bahut hi aalisaan tha me samajh gya ki kisi aamir ki beti hai ye me sofe par beth gya mene poncha ki kis class me padti hai aap to bo boli ki plz aap mujhse kuch nahi poonchna bo kisi bahut hi samajhdaar ladki ki tarah baat kar rahi thi mene bola thik hai aab bo mujhe bahut hi kamuk nigaah se dekhne lagi bo mere saamne hi khadi thi bo mujhe lagataar dekhe jaa rahi thi aur uske saanse jor jor se chalrahi thi fir dheere dheere bo mere paas aayi aur lumbi ssans lekar mere saamne ghutno ke bal beth gyi usne dono haanth meri jaanghoon par rakh kar aapna sar meri god me rakh diya mene piyaar se uske sar par haanth rakh to fir usne ek lumbi saans li aur aapna sar meri god me daba diya uski aankhen bund thi jor jor se saanse chalrahi thi usne aapne lips mere lund par pent ke upar se hi lagatehuye sar ghuma kar aapne gaal mere lund se ragadne lagi bo aapne dono haanth meri kamar se lapete huye thi bo bahut hi hot ho chuki thi lagataar aapne honth aur gaal mere kamar ke neeche jaanghon ke paas aur mere lund par ragad rahi thi.me aapne haanth uske sar se hote huye uski peeth par firata raha kareeb 10 minit tak bo yese hi mujhe chumti rahi fir mene uski dono baju pakadkar use uthaya uski aanken bund thi aur honth kaanp rahe the, mujhe uski halat dekh kar yesa lag raha tha maano bo barson se sex ke liye tadaf rahi thi uski saanse tez chalne ke karan aur bahut aadhik utejit hone ke karan uska sarir dheela pad gaya tha ..bo kaanp rahi thi. Mene piyaar se use sofe par bitha kar Us ka sar aapni baahon me lar seene se lagaya..uske sar par haanth firate huye uske gaal sahlate huye mene uske lips par aapne lips rakh diye ..uske gulaab ki pankhudiyon jese lips ko me chusne laga bi bhi mera saath dene lagi aur usne ek haanth mere sar ke piche daal kar aapni taraf khich liya kareeb 10 minit tak hum kiss karte rahi aab bo be hatasa mujhe choomne lagi usne meri shrt ke batn khool deye aur mere seene ko choonne lagi mene aapne dono haanthoo me uska sar pakda aur aab mene use chumna suru kiya uske hoonthoo se hote huye uski gardan se aapne lip laga diye uske kaan ko aapne muh me bhar liya bo makshli ki tarah tadaf uthi fir me gardan se hote huye uake chuchi par aapne honth laga diye ek haanth se me ek chuchi maslne laga aur doosre mar honth nagaye huye tha bo bahut utejit ho gayi bo ek dam mujhse aalag hui aur ek hi jhatke me usne aapna t shirt nikaal fenka.aab bo gulabi color ki bra me thi usne jhatke se bina huk khole kheech kar bra bhinikaal di bra nukalte hii gazab ke boobs uchal kar bahar aa gye ..gulabi nipil dekh kar me bhi heraan ho gya ..bo bahut jadi me th ..bra utaar te hi bo kuch ruki aur mujhe lachaar nazroon se dekhne lagi aur ek haanth se usne aapna rk boob pakda aur ek haanth meri taraf bada kar mere sar par piche se pakad kar teji se apni tarf kheench aur doosra haanth jisme bo aapna chuchi pakde huye thi mere muh ke paas lakar ek dam se aapne chuchi ka nipil jabarzasti mere muh me gused diya nipl mere muh me guste hi usne ek gahri saans li aur mera sar jor se aapne seene par daba diya me bhi behatasa uke nipple ko jor jor se choos raha tha hum aabhi bhi sofe par bethe the..bo meri god me dono taraf per daalkar bethi thi aab usne aapne haanth me dosra boob liya aur mere muh me se pahla chuchi nikaal kar dosra chuchi gused diya me dosra chuchi choosne laga ..use bahut maza aa raha tha.mene chuchi chooste huye uski jins ke batan khol diye .aab mene aapne dono haatn uske gand par baanndhe ur use majbooti se pakad kar nipil muh me liye hi me khada hoo gya use kisi bachhe kitarah me god me lye khada raha aur uske chuchi choos raha tha yese hi ghuma aur sofe ki taraf muh karke use sofe par sidha lita diya par me aabhi bhi aapne muh me uska nipal liye huye tha ..
Yese hi chuchi chuste huye mene uski pent kheech kar utaar di aab bo mere saamne shrif penty me thi mene uske chuchi se aapna muh hata kar uski navel se hote huye uski pussi par aapne honth rakh diye pussi par honth rakhte hi usne aapni gaand bahut uppar tak utha di dono peroon ke sahare bo aapni gaand uppar uthye huye thi maano kah rahi hoo ki khaa jaaoo meri es bur ko. Me kuch der tak peny ke upaar se hi uski bur chumata raha jaanghoon ko rangoon ko chumta raha fir mene uski peny kheech kar nikaal di ..naggi bur dekh kar me mast hoo gya kya bur thi yaar ..ek bhi baal nahi tha fuli hui bilkul bred ki tarah malayi jesi kuaari bur mere saamne thi mene uski bur par haanth lagaya to dekha bo jhar chuki thi fir mene uske g point par haanth lagaya ..haanth lagate hi usne mere dono baaju jor se pakad liye me fir bhi uske g point se khelta raha to usne aapne nakhun mere baajuon me gada diye jinse khoon nikalne laga.me fir bhi nahi ruka aur uake g point ko ru karta raha to aab usne mere sar ke baar jor se pakad liye ..bo maksli ki tarah machal rahi thi ..uske muh se see see ki bahut tej aabaz nikal rahi thi aur baar baar aapni gaand uppar utha rahi thi ..matlab jab me g point rub kar raha tha to use sahan to nahi hoo raha tha magar bo taklif mithi takleef thi..kya samjhe ..to use takleef to ho rahi thi par swaeg ka maza bhi aa raha tha. Aab usne aapne dono haanthoon se mere pent ke batan khole aur pent neeche khiskha di ..me usse alag huaa aur teji se aapni pent aur penty nikaal kar aalag kar di ..penty nikaalte hi mera 7” lumba lund bahar lahrane laga mera lund dekh kar bo uth kar sofe par gutne mod kar beth gyi aur lapak kar mera lud aapne haanth me le liya bo kuch der mere lund ko piyaar se dulaarti rahi fir dheere dheere aapna muh mere lund ke paas layi aur aapne hoonth lund par firane lagi .fir lapak kar poora lund apne Muh me le liya bo be hatasa mera lund choos rahi thi ..mujhe bahut maza aa raha tha kareeb 10 minit tak lund chune ke baad usne mera lund aapne muh se nikala aur mera lund haanth me pakde huye aapna haanth neeche legyi aur mera lund aapni bur se ragadne lagi ..boli ese jaldi se aandar daaloo eske liye me kitne dino se beechen hoon aab sahan nahi hoota plzz jaldi aandar daalo mene kaha thoda dard hooga .tum sahan karlena .bo boli tum meri chita mat karoo meri sex kitadaf se jayada koi dard nahi hai mere liye plzz jaldi daaloona..me kuch muskuraya fir mere lund ne aapna rasta talasa aur darbaje par aakar ek jor daar dhakka diya ..bo cheek padi uski cheekh poore haal me gunj gyi me ruk gya aabhi mera shrif 3” lund hi aandar gya tha.mujhe maaloomtha ki mujhe kese aaram aaram se karna hai mene mahsus kiya uski bur se khoon nikal raha tha ..par mene use nahi bataya mene piyaar se usse kiss kiya aur uske samanya hone ka yese hi intzaar karne laga ..uske chre par kuch saanti dekh kar mene use choomte huye dhiredhire dhakake maarne laga aab mere lund bahadur ne bur me aur andar jaane ka rasta bana liya tha ..ye kuaari bur pahle bhi ki baar chakh chukka hai mera lund es ke liye 15 saal ki ladki ya 50+ koi bhi hoo mera lund bakhubi aapna kaam jaanta hai ..aab lag bhag poora lund usski bur ke aandar gus chukka tha me dhakke maar raha tha ..aab use maza aane laga ..bo bhi neeche se gaand uppar uchaal rahi thi ..bo pagle ki tarah machak rahi thi gaand ko uppar uchaal kar gaaaand guma bhi rahi thi me samajh gya ki bo mere lund ka aahsaas bur ki sabhi diwaaro par tuch kar ke maje le rahi hai yesi bhiiki sherni bo bhi kamsi bahut kam milti hai mujhe bhi poora aanad aa raha tha ..me jor jor se dhakke maarne laga bo bhi aankhe bund kiye huye poora saath de rahi thi ..kaeeb 45 minit chudayi karne ke baad bo boli mjhe upar aana hai mene use aapni baahoon me jakad kar sofe par palti maari aab bo mere uppar thi kuch der bo ruki aur bur ke aandar mere lund ko aapni gaand hilakar free kiya aur bo suru hogyi ..aab bo paglo ki tarah aage piiche hoo rahi hi uske muh se sii siii ki aabaz tej hoti gyi aur aa usne aapni speed bada di aur muh se aazib aazib aabaze nikaalne lagi see see humm aah aaah ahhhh hummm aahhhh h see seeeeee ahhhaur teji se aage piche hote huye sayad aab bo jharne bale thi aur jor jor se aage pichee hote huye aahhhh ahhh see ahhh see bo etni jor se chillayi ki me bhi yahan bahan dekhne laga uski zabarzast bur hui aur uski sari bhadas uski cheekh se nikal gyi ..matalab kshoot poore dil se ki use koi kasar baaki nahi rahii.
Aab bo kuch saant pad gyi aur uke honthon par halki muskaan aa gyi bo yese hi mera lund uski bur me dale huye mere sine par madak aandaaz se muskurate huye chipak gyi uske chehre par bo santusthi nazar aa rahi thi jese use use jindgi ki saari khusiyaan mil gyi hoon me piyaar se uske sar par haanth firane laga par aabhi mera lund bahadur sina taane khada huaa tha .uski piyaas aabhi bujhi nahi thi par me pahle aapne customer ki santhusthi dekhta hoon bo bahut khus thi ..kuch der baad usne ghdi ki taraf dekha 4 baz rahe the bo boli 6 baze mere mummi papa aajayenge me samajh gaya ki mujhe jaldi nikalna hooga mene use aapni baahoon me pakad kar fir palti maari mera lund aabhi bhi uski bur me tha mene use fir choomna suru kar diya aur dhaka maarne laga bo fir tiyaar ho gyi use bhi maza aane laga.mene use kaeeb 30 minit fir choota aur aapni kshoot uski bur me na karke bahar kar di uski bur ke upar aur jaanghoon par meri der saari kshiit gir gyi mene use dekha to bo mukurane lagi boli koi baat nahi me saaf kar loongi kuch der hum dono baahoon me baahen dale sote rahi fir hum uthe aur bath room me jaakar saaf karke kapde pahne bo bahut khush thi bo boli ki such sameer jitana maja tumne mujhe diya sayad jindgi me aur koi kabhi nahi de saka me tumhen kabhi nahi bhool paaoongi me bola ki yaad rakhna ho to es enjoy ko yaad rakhna ..par mujhe aur meri id aur mera mobile no yaad nahi rakhna Hamara bus yahi tak samband hai ..kyunki tumhari sefty mere liye jaroori hai hum aapne customar ko Paresaani nahi hone dena chahte jindgi me bo muskurayi aur mera maatha chuma aur usne fir mujhe ek lifafa diya jisme rupeye the 5:30 baj rahe the mene bhi use kiss kiya aur udhar se nikal gya bo darbaje par khdi mujhe jaate dekhti rahi par mene use mud kar nahi dekha. To doston kesi lagi meri ye suchchi kahani ..mujhe jaroor batana agar kisi female ko meri sewayen lina hoo to