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Bharee jawaanee me aurat ke binaa jeevan gujaaranaa aur oopar se ek bachche kee paravarish kee jimmedaaree sachamuch badaa hee mushkil thaa. Lekin chhotee saalee rinku ne navajat bachche ko apane chhati se laga kar ghar ko kaphi kuchh samhal liya. Didi ke gujarane ke bad rinku apanee maa ke kahane par kuchh dino ke liye mere pas rahane ke liye aa gayee thi. Rinku to waise hee khoobasoorat thee, badan me jawaanee ke lakshan ubharane se aur bhee sundar lagane lagee thee. Aurat ke binaa meraa jeevan bilkul soonaa soonaa saa ho chukaa thaa. Lekin seks kee aag mere sharer aur man me din par din badhtee hee jaa rahee thee. Raate gujaaranaa mushkil ho gayaa thaa. Kabhee kabhee apanee saalee rinku ke kamasin golaaiyo ko dekh kar meraa man lalachaane lagataa thaa. Magar wah meree sagee saalee thee yahee soch kar apane man par kaaboo kar letaa thaa. Fir bhee kabhee kabhee man bekaaboo ho jaataa aur jee chaahtaa ki rinku ko nangee karake apanee baaho me bhar loo. Usake chhotee chhotee kasee hue choocheeyo ko muh me bhar kar der tak choosataa rahoo aur phir use bistar par letaa kar usakee nanhee see choot me apana motaa land ghusaa kar khoob chodoo. Ek din mai apane office ke ek dost ke saath ek english film dekhane gayaa. Film bahoot jyaadaa sexy thee. Nagna aur sambhog ke drashyo kee bharamaar thee. Film dekhate hue mai kaee baar uttejit ho gayaa thaa seks kaa bukhaar mere sar par chadh kar bolane lagaa thaa. Ghar lautate samay mai film ke chudaaee waale seens ko baar baar soch rahaa thaa aur jab bhee unhe sochataa, rinku kaa cheharaa mere saamane aa jataa mai bekaaboo hone lagaa thaa. Maine man banaa liyaa ki aaj chaahe jo bhee ho, apanee saalee ko chodoogaa jaroor. Ghar pahuchane par rinku ne hee darawaajaa kholaa. Meree nazar sabase pahale usake bhole bhaale maasoom chehare par gayee fir tee-shart ke neeche dhakee huyee usakee nanhee choochiyo par aur fir usake tango ke beech chaddhee me chupee hue chhotee see makkhan jaisee mulaayam bur pe. Mujhe apanee aur ajeeb najaro se dekhate hue pakad rinku ne poochhaa, ” kyaa baat haee jeeju, aise kyo dekh rahe hai?”
Maine kahaa, “kuchh nahee rinku…..bas aise hee….…. Tabeeyat kuchh kharaab ho gaee.” Rinku bolee. “apane koee dawaa lee yaa nahee?” “abhee nahee” maine jabaab diyaa aur fir apane kamare me jaa kar lungee pahan kar bistar par let gayaa. Thodee der baad rinku aayee aur bolee, “kuchh chaahiye jeeju?” Jee me to aayaa ki kah doo “saalee mujhe chodne ke liye tumhaaree choot chaahiye.” Par mai aisaa kah nahee sakataa thaa. Maine kahaa “rinku, mere taango me bahut dard hai. Thodaa tel laa kar maalish kar do.” “theek hai jeeju,” kah kar rinku chalee gayee aur fir thodee der me ek katoree me tel lekar waapas aa gayee. Wo bistar par baith gayee aur mere daahine taang se lungee ghutane tak uthaa kar maalish karane lagee. Apanee 18 saal kee saalee ke naajuk haatho kaa sparsh paakar meraa land turant hee kathor hokar khadaa ho gayaa. Thodee der baad maine kahaa, “rinku jyaadaa dard to jaangho me hai. Thodaa ghutane ke upar bhee tel maalish kar de.” “jee jeeju” kah kar rinku ne lungee ko jaangho par se hataanaa chaahaa. Tabhee jaanaboojh kar maine apanaa baayaa pair upar uthaayaa jisase meraa funfunaayaa huaa khadaa land lungee ke baahar ho gayaa. Mere land par najar padate hee rinku sakapakaa gayee. Kuchh der tak wah mere land ko kankhiyo se dekhatee rahee. Fir use lungee se dhakane kee koshish karane lagee. Lekin lungee mere tango se dabee huee thee isaliye wo use dhak nahee paayee. Maine maukaa dekh kar poochaa,”kyaa hua rinku?” “jee jeeju. Apakaa ang dikh rahaa hai.” Rinku ne sakuchaate hue kahaa. “ang, kaun saa ang?” Maine anjaan ban kar poochhaa. Jab rinku ne koee javaab nahee diyaa to maine andaaj se apane land par haath rakhate hue kahaa, “are! Ye kaise
Baahar nikal gayaa?” Fir maine kahaa, “saalee jab tumane dekh hee liyaa to kyaa sharmaanaa, thodaa tel lagaa kar isakee bhee maalish kar do.” Meree baat sun kar rinku ghabaraa gayee aur sharmaate hue bolee,”chee jeeju, kaisee baat karate hai, jaldee se dhakiye ise.””dekho rinku ye bhee to shareer kaa ek ang hee hai, to fir isakeebhee kuchh sevaa honee chaahiye naa. Tumhaaree jiji jab thee to isakee khoob sevaa karatee thee, roj isakee maalish karatee thee. Usake chale jaane ke baad bechaaraa bilkul anaath ho gayaa hai. Tum isake dard ko nahee samajhogee to kaun samajhegaa?” , maine itanee baat bade hee maasoomiyata se kah daalee. “lekin jeeju, mai to aapakee saalee hoo. Mujhase aisaa kaam karawaanaa to paap hoga,” “theek hai rinku, agar tum apane jeeju kaa dard nahee samajh sakatee aur paap- punya kee baat karatee ho to jaane do.” Maine udaasee bhare swar me kahaa. “mai aapako dukhee nahee dekh sakatee jeeju. Aap jo kahenge, mai karoogee.” Mujhe udaas hote dekh kar rinku bhaavuk ho gayee thee.. Usane apane haatho me tel chipod kar mere khade land ko pakad liyaa. Apane land par rinku ke naajuk haatho kaa sparsh paakar, vaasanaa kee aag me jalate hue mere poore shareer me ek bijalee see daud gayee. Maine rinku kee kamar me haath daal kar use apane se sataa liyaa. “bas saalee, aise hee sahalaatee raho. Bahut aaraam mil rahaa hai.” Maine use peeth par haath ferate hue kahaa. Thodee hee der me meraa puraa jism vaasanaa kee aag me jalane lagaa. Meraa man bekaaboo ho gayaa. Maine rinku kee baah pakad kar use apane upar kheench leeyaa. Usakee dono choochiyaa meree chaatee se chipak gayee. Mai usake chehare ko apanee hatheliyo me lekar usake hotho ko choomane lagaa. Rinku ko meraa yah pyaar shayad samajh me nahee aayaa. Vo kasamasaa kar mujhase alag hote hue bolee. “jeeju ye aap kyaa kar rahe hai?” “rinku aaj mujhe mat roko.
Aaj mujhe jee bhar kar pyaar karane do” “lekin jeeju, kyaa koee jija apanee saalee ko aise pyaar karataahai?” , rinku ne aashcharya se poochaa. “sali to adhi ghar wali hoti hai aur jab tumane ghar samhal liya hai to mujhe bhi apana bana lo. Mai auro kee baat nahee jaanataa, par aaj mai tumako har tarah se pyaar karanaa chaahataa hoo. Tumhaare har ek ang ko choomanaa chaahataa hoo. Pleej aaj mujhe mat rook rinku.” Maine anurodh bhare swar me kahaa. “magar jeeju, jija saalee ke beech ye sab to paap hai.” Rinku ne kahaa. “paap-punya sab bekaar kee baate hain saalee. Jis kaam se dono ko sukh mile aur kisee kaa nuksaan na ho wo paap kaise ho sakataa hai? ” maine apanaa tark deeyaa. “lekin jeeju, mai to abhee bahut chhotee hoo.” Rinku ne apanaa dar jataayaa. “vah sab tum mujh par chod do. Mai tumhe koee takaleef nahee hone doongaa.” Maine use bharosaa dilaayaa. Rinku kuch der gumasuma see baithee rahee to maine puchaa. “bolo saalee, kyaa kahatee ho?” “theek hai jeeju, aap jo chaahe keejiye. Mai sirf aapakee khushee chaahatee hoo.” Meree saalee kaa cheharaa sharm se laal ho raha thaa. Rinku kee sweekrati milate hee maine usake naajuk badan ko apanee baaho me bheench leeyaa aur usake patale patale gulaabee hontho ko choosane lagaa. Usakaa virodh samaapt ho chukaa thaa. Mai apane ek haath ko usake tee-shart ke andar daal kar usakee chhotee chhotee choochiyo ko halke halke sahalaane lagaa. Fir usake nippl ko chutkee me lekar masalane lagaa. Thodee hee der me rinku ko bhee majaa aane lagaa aur wo shee..……shee..ee…… karane lagee. “majaa aa rahaa hai jeeju……. Aah ……. Aur keejeeye bahut achchaa lag rahaa hai.” Apanee saalee kee mastee ko dekh kar meraa hausalaa aur badh gayaa. Halke virodh ke baavajood maine rinku kee tee-shart utaar dee aur usakee ek
Choochee ko muh me lekar choosane lagaa. Doosaree choochee ko mai haatho me lekar dheere dheere dabaa rahaa thaa. Rinku ko ab pooraa majaa aane lagaa thaa. Vah dheere dheere budabudaanelagee. “oh … aah….. Majaa aa raha hai jeeju……aur jor jor se mere choochee ko choosiye …. Aaaah …..aapane ye kyaa kar diyaa?……… oh ….. Jeeju.” Apanee saalee ko pooree tarah se mast hotee dekh kar meraa hausalaa badh gayaa. Maine kahaa. “rinku majaa aa rahaa hai naa?” “haa jeeju bahut mazaa aa rahaa hai. Aap bahut achchee taraha se choochee choos rahe hai.” Rinku ne mastee me kahaa. “ab tum meraa land muh me lekar chooso, aur jyaadaa majaa aayegaa.” Maine rinku se kahaa. “theek hai jeeju. ” vo mere land ko muh me lene ke liye apanee gardan ko jhukaane lagee to maine usakee baah pakad kar use is tarah litaa diyaa ki usakaa cheharaa mere land ke paas aur usake chootad mere chehare kee taraf ho gaye. Vo mere land ko muh me lekar aaisakreem kee tarah maje se choosane lagee. Mere poore shareer me haaee voltaija kaa karant daudne lagaa. Mai mastee me badabadaane lagaa. “haa rinku, haa…… shaabaash …… bahut achchaa choos rahee ho, ……aur andar lekar chooso.” Rinku aur tejee se land ko muh ke andar baahar karane lagee. Mai mastee me paagal hone lagaa. Maine usakee skart aur chaddhee dono ko ek saath kheench kar tango se baahar nikaal kar apanee saalee ko pooree tarah nangee kar diyaa aur fir usakee taango ko failaa kar usakee choot ko dekhane lagaa. Vaah! Kyaa choot thee, bilkul makkhan kee tarah chikanee aur mulaayam. Chote chote halke bhure rang ke baal uge the. Maine apanaa cheharaa usakee jaangho ke beech ghusaa diyaa aur uskee nanhee see bur par apanee jeebh pherane lagaa. Choot par meree jeebh kee ragad se rinku kaa shareer ganaganaa gayaa. Usakaa jism mastee me kaapane lagaa. Vah bol uthee. “haay jeeju…….. Ye aap kyaa kar rahe hai……. Meree choot kyo chaat rahe hai…..aah …….mai paagal ho jaaoongee……… oh……..
Mere achche jeeju….. Haay ….. Mujhe ye kyaa hotaa jaa rahaa hai……” rinku mastee me apanee kamar ko jor jor se aage peeche karate hue mere land ko choos rahee. Usake muh se thook nikal kar meree jaangho ko geelaa kar rahaa thaa. Maine bhee chaat-chaat kar usakee choot ko thook se tar kar diyaa thaa. Kareeb 10 minat tak ham baap- saalee aise hee ek doosare ko choosate chaatate rahe. Ham logo ka pooraa badan paseene se bheeg chukaa thaa. Ab mujhase sahaa nahee jaa rahaa thaa. Maine kahaa. “rinku saalee ab aur bardaasht nahee hotaa. Too seedhee hokar, apanee taange failaa kar let jaa. Ab mai tumhaaree choot me land ghusaa kar tumhe chodnaa chaahataa hoo” Meree is baat ko sun kar rinku dar gayee. Usane apanee taange sikod kar apanee bur ko chhupaa liyaa aur ghabaraa kar bolee. “nahee jeeju, pleeja aisaa mat keejiye. Meree choot abhee bahut chhotee hai aur aapakaa land bahut lambaa aur motaa hai. Meree bur fat jaayegee aur mai mar jaaoongee. Pleeja is khayaal ko apane dimaag se nikaal deejiye.” Maine usake chehare ko haatho me lekar usake hotho par ek pyaar bhara chumban jadte hue kahaa. “darane kee koee baat nahee hai rinku. Mai tumhaaraa jija hoo aur tumhe bahut pyaar karataa hoo. Meraa vishwaas karo mai bade hee pyaar se dheere dheere chodugaa aur tumhe koee takleef nahee hone doongaa.” “lekin jeeju, apakaa itanaa motaa land meree chhotee see bur me kaise ghusegaa? Isame to ungalee bhee nahee ghus paatee hai.” Rinku ne ghabaraaye hue swar me poochaa. “isakee chintaa tum chod do rinku aur apane jeeju par bharosaa rakho. Mai tumhe koee takaleef nahee hone doongaa.” Maine usake sar par pyaar se haath ferate hue bharosaa dilaayaa. “mujhe aap par
Pooraa bharosaa hai jeeju, fir bhee bahut dar lag rahaa hai. Pataa nahee kyaa hone vaalaa hai.” Rinku kaa dar kam nahee ho paa raha thaa. Maine use fir se dhaandhas diyaa. “meree pyaaree saalee, apane man se saaraa dar nikaal do aur aaraam se peeth ke bal let jaao. Mai tumhe bahut pyaar se chodoongaa. Bahut majaa aayegaa.” “theek hai jeeju, ab meree jaan aapake haatho me hai.” Rinku itanaa kahakar palang par seedhee hokar let gayee lekin usake chehare se bhay saaf jhalak rahaa thaa. Maine paas kee dresing tebala se vaisleen kee sheeshee uthaaee. Fir usakee dono taango ko kheench kar palang se baahar latakaa diyaa. Rinku dar ke maare apanee choot ko jaangho ke beech dabaa kar chupane kee koshish kar rahee thee. Maine unhe failaa kar chaudaa kar diyaa aur usakee taango ke beech khadaa ho gayaa. Ab mera tanaa hua land rinku kee chhotee see naajuk choot ke kareeb hichkole maar rahaa thaa. Maine dheere se vaisleen lekar usakee choot me aur apane land par chipod lee taaki land Ghusaane me aasaanee ho. Saaraa maamalaa set ho chukaa thaa. Apanee kamasin saalee kee makkhan jaisee naajuk bur ko chodane kaa mera baraso puraanaa khwaab pooraa hone vaalaa thaa. Mai apane land ko haath se pakad kar usakee choot par ragadne lagaa. Kathor land kee ragad khaakar thodee hee der me rinku kee fuddee (klitoris) kadee ho kar tan gayee. Vo mastee me kaapane lagee aur apane chootad ko jor jor se hilaane lagee. “bahut achchaa lag rahaa hai jeeju…… aah bahut majaa aaaaarahaa hai….. Aur ragadiye jeeju…….tej tej ragadiye……..” Vo mastee se paagal hone lagee thee aur apane hee haatho se apanee choochiyo ko masalane lagee thee. Mujhe bhee bahut majaa aa raha thaa. Mai bolaa.”mujhe bhee bahut majaa aa rahaa hai saalee. Bas aise hee saath detee raho. Aaj mai tumhe chodakar pooree aurat banaa doongaa. ” mai apanaa land vaise hee lagaataar usakee choot par ragadtaa jaa raha thaa. Vo fir bolane lagee. “haay jeeju jee …..ye aapane kyaa kar diyaa …….oooooh ..mere poore badan me karant daud rahaa hai…….…… meree choot ke andar aag lagee huee hai jeeju……. Ab sahaa nahee aataa…. Ooooh jeeju jee …..
Mere achche jeeju…….. Kuch keejiye na …… mere choot kee aag bujhaa deejiye……..apanaa land meree bur me ghusaa kar chodiye jeeju …….pleej …… jeeju …….chodo meree choot ko.” “lekin rinku, tum to kah rahee thee kee meraa land bahut motaa hai, tumhaaree bur fat jaayegee. Ab kyaa ho gayaa?” Maine yu hee prashna kiyaa. “oh jeeju, mujhe kyaa maalum thaa ki chudaaee me itanaa majaa aataa hai. Aaaaaah ab aur bardaashta nahee hotaa.” Rinku apanee kamar ko uthaa-uthaa kar patak rahee thee. “haee jeeju …….Aag lagee hai meree choot ke andarab der mat keejiye …….. Ab land ghusaa kar chodiye apanee saalee ko……. Ghused deejeeye apane land ko meree bur ke andar……… fat jaane deejiye saalee ko ……..kuch bhee ho jaaye magar chodiye mujhe ” rinku paagalo kee tarah badbadaane lagee thee. Mai samajh gayaa, lohaa garam hai isee samay chot karanaa theek rahegaa. Maine apane fanafanaaye huye kathor land ko usakee choot ke chote se ched par achchee tarah set kiyaa . Usakee taango ko apane pet se sataa kar achchee tarah jakad liyaa aur ek jor daar dhakkaa maaraa. Achaanak rinku ke gale se ek tej cheekh nikalee. ” baap mar gayee mai…Nikaalo jeeju ……bahut dard ho raha hai……..bas karo jeeju……. Nahee chudawaanaa hai mujhe……..meree choot fat gayee jeeju……. Chod deejiye mujhe ab…….meree jaan nikal rahee hai.” Rinku dard se behaal hokar rone lagee thee. Maine dekhaa, mere land kaa supaadaa usakee choot ko faad kar andar ghus gayaa thaa. Aur andar se khoon bhee nikal rahaa thaa. Apanee dulaaree saalee ko dard se bilbilaate dekh kar mujhe dayaa to bahut aayee lekin maine sochaa
Agar is haalat me mai use chod dungaa to wo dubaaraa fir kabhee isake liye raajee nahee hogee. Maine use hausalaa dete hue kahaa. ” bas saalee thodaa aur dard sah lo. Pahalee baar chudawaane me dard to sahanaa hee padataa hai. Ek baarraastaa khul gayaa to fir majaa hee majaa hai” mai rinku ko dheeraj dene kee koshish kar rahaa thaa magar wo dard se chatapataa rahee thee. Mai mar jaaoongee jeeju……. Pleej mujhe chod deejiye ………bahut jyaadaa dard ho rahaa hai…… pleej jeeju ….nikaal leejiye apanaa land.” Rinku ne gidgidaate hue anurodh kiyaa. Lekin mere liye aisaa karanaa mumakin nahee thaa. Meree saalee rinku dard se rote bilakhatee rahee aur mai usakee taango ko kas kar pakade hue apane land ko dheere dheere aage peeche karataa rahaa. Thodee thodee der par mai land ka dabaav thodaa badhaa detaa tha taaki wo thodaa aur andar chalaa jaaye. Is tarah se rinku takareeban 15 minata tak tadapatee rahee aur mai lagaataar dhakke lagaataa rahaa. Kuch der baad maine mahasoos kiyaa kee meree saalee kaa dard kuchh kam ho rahaa thaa. Dard ke saath saath ab use majaa bhee aane lagaa thaa kyoki ab wah apane chootad ko bade hee lay-taal me upar neeche karane lagee thee. Usake muh se ab karaah ke saath saath siskaaree bhee nikalane lagee thee. Maine poochaa. “kyo saalee, ab kaisaa lag raha hai? Kyaa dard kuch kam huaa? ” “haa jeeju, ab thodaa thodaa achchaa lag raha hai. Bas dheere dheere dhakke lagaate rahiye. Jyaadaa andar mat ghusaaeeyegaa. Bahut dukhataa hai.” Rinku ne haanfte hue swar me kahaa . Vah bahut jyadaa last past ho chukee thee. “theek hai saalee, tum ab chinata chod do. Ab chudaaee kaa asalee majaa aayegaa.” Mai haule haule dhakke lagaataa rahaa. Kuch hee der baad rinku kee choot geelee hokar paanee chodne lagee. Meraa land bhee ab kuch aaraam se andar baahar hone lagaa. Har dhakke ke saath fach-fach kee aawaaj aanee shuru ho gayee. Mujhe bhee ab jyaadaa majaa milane lagaa thaa. Rinku bhee mast ho kar chudaaee me meraa sahayog dene lagee thee. Vo bol rahee thee. “ab achchaa lag raha hai jeeju, ab majaa aa raha hai….……oo..oo..oooh jeeju………. Aise hee chodate rahiye.
Aur andar ghusaa kar chodiye jeeju………..aaaaaaaah aapkaa land bahut mast hai jeeju je…Bahut sukh de rahaa hai….” Rinku mastee me badbadaaye jaa rahee thee. Mujhe bhee bahut aaraam mil rahaa thaa. Maine bhee chudaaee kee speed badhaa dee. Tejee se dhakke lagaane lagaa. Ab meraa lagabhag pooraa land rinku kee choot me jaa rahaa thaa mai bhee mastee ke saatawe aasamaan par pahuch gayaa aur mere muh se mastee ke shabd footane lage. “haee rinku…….meree pyaaree saalee…….meree jaan……..aaj tumane mujh se chudawaa kar bahut badaa upakaar kiyaa hai……..haa …..saalee..…… tumhaaree choot bahut taaeeta hai …..bahut mast hai…….tumharee choochee bhee bahut kasee kasee hai. Ohh …bahut maja aa rahaa hai…….” Rinku apane chootad uchaal-uchaal kar chudaaee me meree madad kar rahee thee. Ham dono jija saalee mastee kee bulandiyo ko choo rahe the. Tabhee rinku chillaayee. “jeeju…… mujhe kuch ho raha hai……. Jeeju…….. Mere andar se kuch nikal rahaa hai …..jeeju……….maja aa gayaa ……Rinku apanee kamar uthaa kar mere poore land ko apanee bur ke andar samaa lene kee koshish karane lagee. Mai samajh gayaa ki mere saalee kaa klaaimaiks aa gayaa hai. Vah jhad rahee thee. Mujh se bhee ab aur sahanaa mushkil ho rahaa thaa. Mai khoob tej-tej dhakke maar kar use chodane lagaa aur thodee hee der me ham baap saalee ek saath skhalit ho gaye. Baraso se eekatthaa mera dher saaraa veerya rinku kee choot me pichakaaree kee tarah nikal kar bhar gayaa. Mai
Usake upar let kar chipak gayaa. Rinku ne mujhe apanee baanho me kas kar jakad liyaa. Kuch der tak ham dono jija-saalee aise hee ek dusare ke nange badan se chipake haanfte rahe. Jab saanse kuch kaaboo me huee to rinku ne mere hotho par ek pyaar bhar chumban lekar poochaa. ” jeeju, aaj aapane apanee saalee ko wo sukh diyaa hai jisake baare me mai bilkul anjaan thee. Ab mujhe isee tarah roj chodiyegaa. Theek hai na jeeju?” Maine usakee choochiyo ko choomate hue jabaab diyaa. “aaj tumhe chodkar jo sukh milaa hai wo tumharee jiji ko chodkar kabhee nahee milaa. Tumane aaj apane jeeju ko tripta kar diyaa.” Bahut der tak ham jija saalee ek dusare ko choomate-chaatate aur baate karate rahe aur kab neend ke aagosh me chale gaye