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Ye kahani meri pichli kahani ki den he meri pichli kahani (gao ke kheto ki haryali) ko padh kar mujhe kayi logo ne sampark kiya jisme se ek thi radhika sharma, shadisuda umar hogi karib 32 unhone meri kahaini ki bohot tarif kari or mene bhi iske liye unka shukriya aada kiya. Fir humari normal baat hone lagi chu ki unhe mere bare me sab pata tha meri kahani ke karan to humare bich koi esi baat chupnahiane wali nahi thi… Hum sab tareh ki baate kate the unhone aapni age 32 batayi or mere puchne pe unhone aapna figar 34-32-36 tha or unki hight 5.5 thi… Hume baate karte hue 10-12 din hue honge ek din vo badi udas thi thik se baate nahi kar rahi thi mene pucha kya hua to unhone kaha kuch nahi
Me- kuch to hua he radhika aap udas lag rahi ho…
Radhika- nahi me thik hu …..
Me – lagta he aap mujhe aapna nahi samjhti itni ghulne milne ke baad bhi aap mujhse baate chupati he
Radhika- nahi jay esi baat nahi he…
Me- fir kya baat he plz bataye na….
Radhika- aaj mere pati se ladi ho gayi unhone mujhe bohot galiya di
Me- oohhoo esa kyo kiya hunhone kya galti ho gayi aap se
Radhika- pata nahi jay …..Vo kisi ka gussa kisi pe uthar dete he..Office me lad ke aaye honge or mere par baras pade….
Me- esa nahi karne cahiye the unhe…
Radhika- meri saas bhi unhe bhadkati rehti he……..
Me- aap ki saas ko aap ka kaam pasand nahi aata kya……
Radhika- nahi baat vo nahi he
Me- fir kya baat he radhika….
Radhika- chodo rehne do…..
Me- nahi aap baato….
Radhika- actuliy meri koi baby nahi he to saas is liye tane marti he….
Me- ooohhooo to aapne kisi dr. Ko dikhaya nahi….
Radhika- bohot se dr. Ko dikhaya sab ne kaha me ma ban sakti hu…..
Me- to fir…
Radhika- mere pati me kami he….Par mene unhe kabhi batay nahi saab apne upar le liya ki mere me hi kami he…
Me- radhika g aap ne esa ku kiya…
Radhika- me aapne pati se bohot pyar karti hu me unka dil nahi dukhana cahti, cahe mujhe zindagi bhar hi galiya ku na suni pade…..
Me- u r gr8 radhika g kash aap jesi wife mujhe bhi mile……Zamane me aap jesi payar karne wali wife kaha milti he aaj kal
Radhika- aap ka khamkha meri tarif kar rahe he….
Me- nahi radhika g ye baat me dil se keh raha hu…
Radhika- thanku jay…
Me- radhika g aap dil chota mat kariya bahgwan ne caha to aap ke angan me bhi klkariya gunjegi
Radhika- thanku jay…….Me bhi esa hi cahti hu….
Us din me baad hum or nazdik aa gaya or jada khul gaye fir mene ek din radhika ji se milne ko kaha to unhone mana kar diay mene pucha to unhone kaha ki mujhe dar lagat he kahi tum or logo ki tarah na niklo.. To mene unse kaha hum pubilc place me milege or agar me aap ko pasand nahi aay to me aap se kabhi milne ko nahi kahunga or aap ki zindagi se dur chala jaunga…..Fir vo maan gaye to humen sunday ko cp (delhi) kfc me milne ka plan bnaya 12 bajay ka….
Mene radhika ji se pucha ke me aap ko pehchannuga kese to unhone kaha vo blue colour ka soute pehen ke aayengi to mene bhi kaha me bhi blue colour ki sheart or jeans pehen ke aaunga, me radhika se milen ke liye bohot exited ho raha tha or sunday aa gaya me 11 baje aapne ghar se nikal gaya cp ke liye or 11.55 pe cp pohuch gaya or kfc me gaya or meri nigahe har rang ko chod kar sirf nile rung ko dhundh rahi thi or meri nazar kone ke table pe ja ke ruk gayi ek bohot hi khubsurat leady waha bethi thi blue colour ke sute me aapne mobile pe kuch likh rahi thi tabhi mera phone pe msg aya kaha ho aap…Me tabal ke pas gaya or unhe kaha aap ke samne hi to hu or unhoe nazar utha ke meri taraf deka or pucha aap jay ho….
Mene kaha or koi kese ho sakta he…Fir me unke bagal me beth gaya or unke husan ki tarif ki or unhone kaha aap bhi bohot smart ho or aap ki hight bhi bohot achi he mene thanks kaha aap logo ko bata du meri hight 6ft he, whah do dhai ghante bethne ke baad unhone kaha mujhe jana hoga aab mene kaha thik he or me unhe unki car thak chor ke aaya or pucha kya aap dobara milengi mujhese to unhone ek pyari se smile de di or me bhi muskura diya is tarah humara milna chalu ho gaya hum aksar milne laga the ek din hum mile to vo bohot udas thi mene pucha kya hua radhika g to unhone kaha aaj saas ne bohot bura bhal kaha or mujh par hath bhi uthaya ye kehte kehte unki ankhe bhar aayi or vo rone lagi , mujhse dekha nahi gaya to me unke bagal me ja ke bath gaya or unhe chup karaya or unka sir aapne kandhe par rakh liya or unhe dhands bnadhaya….
Me- radkhia ek baat kahu….
Radkhia- ha jay kaho-
Me- aap ka baby ho jayega to ye sab thik ho jayega
Radhika- ha jay tum sahi keh rahe ho….Par tum to sab jante hi ho na,….
Me – radhika aagar tumhe etraz na ho to kya me tumhare kuch kam aa sakta hu???
Radhika ne aapna sar mere kandhe se hata liya or meri taraf dekne lagi unki ankho me narazgi jhalak rahi thi mene unka hath aapne hatho me lete hue kaha dekho radhika aap ke pati aap ko vo kabhi nahi de payenge jo aap cahti ho aap ko doner dundhna padega to kisi anjan se lene ki bajaye kisi jane wale se le lo aap fir unhone kaha nahi jay mujhe darr lagta he me nahi kar sakti esa me aapne pati se bohot pyar karti hu…Mene kaha aap usi liye to kar rahi ho ki aap ke ghar me khusiya aaye…..Or mene unko hosla dilya ki sab thik ho jayega aap chinta mat kijiye……To unhone kaha mujhe sochne ke liye time chaiye to mene kaha thik he aap ka jesa vichar ho aap mujhe bata dijiyega fir hum thodi der bethe or fir aapne aapne gahr aa gaye
Agle din sham ko unka messeg aaya thik he jay me tayar hu par bass ek bar…..Fir mene unse kaha thik he mene fir ek hotel book kiya or unhe pik kar liya or hum hotel chale gaya or unhe aapne room me le gaya or vo thodi ghabri hui si thi mene pucha kya hua to unhone kaha mujhe daar lag raha he to mene unhe gale laga liya or unki back ko rub karne laga or thodi dear unke back rub karne ke baad unke nek pe kiss karne laga vo sharma si gayi or muh udhar kar liya or side ho gayi mene unhe back se aa ke kamar me hath dal ke pakad liya or fir se unke nek pe kiss karne laga iss bar unhone aapne ek hath piche la ke mere sar sehlane lagi mera lund khada hone laga tha me unki gand ko aapne lund se mehsus kar sakta tha mene unhe aapni taraf kiya or unke hoto pe aapne hote laga liye or unhe kiss karne laga vo bhi halka halka sath de rahi thi hum bade aaram se ek dusare ko kiss kar rahe the…
Mene unhe bad pe bitha diya or unhe har jagah kis karne laga nek pe kan ke piche chiks pe lips pe or vo mere sar pe hath far rahi thi fir mene esk hath unke pat pe rakh diya or sehlane laga or dhire dhire upar ki or badhne laga or unke right boobs tak pohuch gaya or unhe aahista aahista dabane laga or vo aankhe band kar ke zor zor saase lene lagi or me unhe har jagah kiss bhi kar raha tha fir mene unka sute nikal diya unhone lal rang ki bra pehen rahi thi or unme une 34 ke gore gare boobs bohot mast lag rahe the mene unko pet ke bal leta diya or unki neval ko lik karne laga or dhire dhire upar badha or unhke boobs tak pohoch gaya
Fir mene unki bra ko upar kar ke unke boobs ko chusne laga jise vo or tezi se saase lene lagi or fir mene aapna ek hath unki salwar ke upar se hi unki chut pe rakh diya or sehlane laga jisse vo awaz karne lagai mera lund bhi puri tarah tight ho chuka tha mene unke boob chuste hue unka nada khol diya fir unke par utha ke unke salwar utar di kya mast lag rahi thi yar vo penty me to bas dekhta hi reh gaya to vo kehti kaha gum gaye mene kaha aap ki khubsuriti ki janat me fir me bhi pura nude ho gaya or unke bagal me ja ke late gaya or unko kiss karne laga or ek hath unki penty me dal ke chut sehlane laga jo puri tarah gili ho chuki thi fir unhone kaha jay aab kar do me maa bane ke liye tadap rahi hu…..
Me uth ke unki chut ki taraf gaya or unki penty ek jhatke me utar di or unki chut ko nihare laga or aapni ek ungali unki chut me dal di or aage piche karne laga fir or vo kasmasne lagi mere land ka bura hal ho raha tha to mene jada time barbad ne karte hue unki tange kholi or aapna lund chut pe tika ke push karne laga oor vo thoda sa andar chala gaya jiske wo thoda hil gayai or fir mene ek jatka mara to adhe se jada lund unki chut me tha or vo halki se chikh padhi or kaha dhire karo kafi time se nahi kiya he fir me dhire dhire karne laga or mere pura lund kunki chikni chut me the or me lund aage piche karne laga or room me pat pat ki awaz aane lagi or radhika ki siskariya bhi thodi der ke bad mene unhe ghoda bane ka kaha or phir unki piche se chudi chalu ki or aah aaah aaah aah pat pat ki awaz gunjne lagi mene niche se hath dal ke unke boobs ko bhi daba raha tha tabhi unki chut tight hone lagi or bady akadne lagi mujhe pata chal gaya vo jhadne wali he or kuch hi der me ek garam dhar mene aapne lund me mehsus kari
Phir me late gaya or use apne lund pe bathne ko kaha or use upar niche hone lahi mujhe bada maza aa raha tha or vo bhi ankhe band kar ke chudi ka maza le rahi thi fir mene use leta liya or uske upar aa ke chodne laga or mene aapni speed badha di or fir me uski chut me jhad gaya or usi par gir gaya or thodi der lata raha hum dono thak chuke the mera lund aabhi bhi uski chut me hi thi jo dhire dhire sikud ke uski chut se bahar aa gaya
Fir me use kiss karne laga or vo mujhe fir me lat gaya or vo mere puri body ko explore karne logi ek hath me mera lund le ke aahista aahista hila rahi thi or jagah jagah kiss kar rahi thi thodi der me mera lund dusari inning khelne ke liye tayar tha or ukse hath me tha uske haatho ki garmi se vi jaldi hose me aa gaya tha fir me use passnatiy kiss karne laga or vo bhi mujhe ye kiss thoda wild se hone laga to mene use aapni good me utha liya uski dono par mere kamar pe cross the mene niche se aapna lund uski chut me dal ke uske chodne laga vo mujhe kiss karne lagi or aah aah aah ki awaz karne lagi iss tarah chodne se mera pura lund uski chut me ja me raha tha ek dam asani se or vo aah aah ki awaz nikal rahi thi fir mene use zamin pe leta diya or vo pet ke bal leti thi or me piche se use chod raha tha pat pat pat aahaahhahahah ki awaz gunj rahi thi pure kamre me mene aapni raftar oor tez kar di or me uski chut me jhad gaya iss doran vo do bar jhad chuki thi or hum thodi der ese hi late rahe fir radhika kehti thanku jay mene kaha nahi radhika thanks uu…..Or hum dono ese hi pade rahe……….
Kuch dino baad jab usko pata chala ki vo pregnent he to usne mujhe thanks kaha…….Or kehne lagi tum meri zindagai me me bhagwan ke rup me aaye ho zindagi me ek hi kami thi jo aap ne puri kar di or vo ye kehte kehte ro padi or mrne use chup karaya or mujhe bhi laga meri zindagi kisi ke kam aayi……..Mene radhika se pucha ki kya me aapni kahani iss pe dal du to vo maan gayi or kaha ki name place change kar dena….
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Angrez darwaza kholne ko hindi me kaise kahega...
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U dnt kw......?
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.Mai batata hu......
Wo kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY."
Say ten times khud samajh aa jayega
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The year is new, the hopes are new, the aspirations are new, but my warm wishes for happiness and prosperity remains the same for you and your family. Happy New Year.
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New Year is the time to remember all the memories we share, all the fun things we did, all the secrets we poured out for distance is the last thing that can create a rift in our friendship.
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Dard Ne Palko Pe Sajaya He Mujhe, Zindagi Kya He Ehsaas Karaya He Mujhe, Jab Bhi Mere Dil Me Hasne Ki Tamanna Jagi, Meri Taqdir Ne Ji Bhar Ke Rulaya He Mujhe..
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Suraj Wo Jo Dinn Bhar Aasmaan Ka Saath Dey
Chand Wo Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath Dey
Pyaar Wo Jo Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Dey
Aur Mere Bhai Biwi Wo Jo Har Baat Ka Sirf Ulta Jawab De
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Banta: Merry Christmas
Santa: What ??
Banta: Aaj Bada din hai esiliye esa kahte hai
Santa: accha to lo to mere bhi Christmas ___``funny Christmas sms
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A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope
and love.
A blessed Christmas to you!
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A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away
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May ur neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect u,
The angels protect u
and Heaven accept u
Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday
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KEEP LAUGHING !
A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.
At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: "I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!"
A family member pulled her aside and asked:
"What did you know?" She replied: "That, Chinese products don't last long!!"
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Wife:kal 3 chor aye aur mera zordar rape kar k chale gaye
husband: tumne unhe roka nahi..Wife: bahut kaha rukne ko, bole ab aur takat nahi hai, kal phir ayenge!
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Usne mujhe pyar diyasaraswati samajhkar,
Usne mujhe pyar diyasaraswati samajhkar,
Par maine usko jaladiya agarbattisamajh kar.Wah Wah
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Customer-teri cow ki ek aankh kharab hai phir bhi tu 25,000 mang raha hai
Cow wala-tujhe cow dudh pine ke liye chaiye ya nain milane ke liye.
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10 saal phle 1 samosa 50paise ka or 1 call 8Rs ka tha or aaj 1call 50paise ka or 1 samosa 8Rs ka.Kya Mehangai badhi he?Ya Idhar udhar hui he
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Billu=B.S.C Main pad raha hai..
Gullu = M.A main pad raha hai.
Or Hamara Ulloo=SMS Pad raha hai.
'Haa Haa Haa'
Hans mat mere saath bhi aise hi huwa hai chal ab teri baari hai bana subko Ulloo..
Jaldi jaldi bana warna msg aam ho jaayega..
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Banta: Merry Christmas
Santa: What ??
Banta: Aaj Bada din hai esiliye esa kahte hai
Santa: accha to lo to mere bhi Christmas ___``funny Christmas sms
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A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope
and love.
A blessed Christmas to you!
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A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away
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May ur neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect u,
The angels protect u
and Heaven accept u
Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday
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Rahul gandhi Gaon Ke Ek Ghar Me
Jaakar
Ek Aurat Se bola:
“Ab Hum Aa Gaye
Hai,
Ab VIKAS Hoga..
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Aurat:” Pichhli Baar Bhi Aapne Kaha
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Par…
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PINKY Hui Thi..
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Chintu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.
Chintu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Professor: Yes.
Chintu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an “A” grading.
Professor agreed.
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Chintu asked: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?”
Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered but couldnt think of an answer.
He had to finally give up as he really didnot know the answer.
He gave this boy an “A” grading as promised.
The following day, Professor asked same question to his students.
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student.
He answered:
Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.
Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.
Your wife’s boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an “A”, this is neither logical nor legal..
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Professor got unconscious…..
l am laughing since past 5 minutes, can’t resist from sharing it
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task,
since it consists principally in dealing with men.
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If you are stressed, you'll get pimples..
if you cry,you'll get wrinkles..
So, why don't you smile & get dimples?
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
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Student: "Father in law".
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A lady delivered twins,surprisingly 1 s a boy and another 1 is a dog.
how is it possible? Bcoz her husband is a VODAFONE dealer,
whereever u go,network follows.
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Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,
"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?
" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
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New Year Begins With New Hopes,
New Spirit, New Resolutions And New Aspirations
May You Become Successful This Year
In Everything You Do Brother
I Wish You A Happy And Promising New Year.
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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A girl may not help u to get lot of marks. But marks may help u to get lot of girls. So love studies, not girls
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WHAT I LEARNED DURING CLASSES IN SCHOOL :
How to yawn without opening mouth. .
How to sleep with eyes open. .
How to text without looking at the cell phone. .
How to eat lunch without moving mouth. .
How to pretend that we are understandingeach and every word of teachers. . !!
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Fees maafi ke liye Application:
Sir,mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 film dekhne me, 500 drink me, 500 ka girlfrind par fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya… Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla, ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia… Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash.. Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi… Aapka pyara Vidyarthi.. Chappal Chor Das .
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Exams r here, at d paper we stare d ans r no where, which maks us pull our hair.. d teachrs glare, And grades r below fair, but just like the past 16 yrs, . WE DONT CARE!!!!!
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Cheating in xams is d best xercise 4 ur reflexes.. . 1. Ur eyes roll 2 c d answer sheet of ur seat-mate . 2. Ur ears bcom sensitive, even 2 d softest whispers 2 get wat ur seatmate says . 3. Ur neck stretches either ways 2 search 4 clues . 4. Ur hand copies d answer faster dan ever
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1000'S oF YeArS HaV PaSsd, MiLLoNs oF ToMoRoWs WiL CoMe, BuT sTiLL, HoPe S aLiVe iN aLL sTudNTs- . . . . . . . . ."ToMoRoW i WiL deFiNiTLy sTaRT.
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LOVE LETTER V/s EXAM PAPER
Love:
Hazaro khayal aate hain jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate
Or
Exam:
Hzaro shabd likhne padte h jo khyalo me bhi nahi aate.
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Leave aplicationby a cute child-
O Master ji,
Wen I cum,
rain cham cham.
Leg my fisla,
I gira dham.
Niche my bag&upar was hum.
Isliye 2 days, I not cum.
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True graduation speech:
First I would like to thank Google.
Secondly, to Copy Paste and thirdly,
to the thank Xerox machine!
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Khud Pe Jo Tha Aitbaar Jhutha Nikal Gaya
Dariya Mere Kayaal Se Gehra Nikal Gya
Kabhi Bata Diya Tha Kisiko Apna Pata
Meelon Meri Talash Me Rasta Nikal Gya.
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Hum Apne Gam Ko Saja Kar Bahar Kar Lenge,
Tere Khayalo Ko Thoda Sa Pyar Kar Lenge,
Tere Naam Ko Dharkan Ke Saath Rakh Kar,
Ye Duriyon Ke Samundar Bhi Paar Kar Lenge!
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Tanhaai mein jo Choomta hai Mere Naam ke Haroof
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D O S T
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Mehfil mein woh Shakhs,
Meri taraf Dekhta bhi nai..;-(
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Muddat Se HUME Jin Kiaas Thi.
Wo Mile PAR Kuch Yun Mile.. AE DOST.
Hum Nazar Utha-UTHA Kar Tadap Gaye.
Aur Wo To Nazar Jhuka Kar Guzar Gaye.
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Har Insan Bura Nahi Hota.
Har Koi Bewafa Nahi Hota.
Gir Jate He Suk Ke Pedo Se Pate.
Har Bar Kasur Hawao Ka Nahi Hota.
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Kis Tarhan Khatam Karain Un Se Rishta
Jinhe Sirf Sochte Hain,
To Puri Kainaat Bhool Jate Hain.
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Aansu Ki Har Ek Boond.
Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Mehngi Hai.
Magr
Iski Keemat Koi Nahi Samjhta.
Jab Tak Uski Aankho Se Kisi Or Ke Liye Na Nikle...;(
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Teri duniya main mujhe ek pal de de
Meri tanha zindgi ko guzara huva kal de de
Woh lamhe jo guzare tere sang
Unhe bhool paoun aisa koi hal de de.
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Kabhi Hamare Liye
BEKARAR Rahti Thi Wo
Humse Bahut PYAR Karti Thi Wo
Aj Apni RAH BadaL Leti He
Hume Apni RAHO Me DeKh Kar Wo.
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Jane Wo Hamari Kaun Si Khata Per
Humse Kuch Is Kadar Ruth Kr Chal Diye.
"Jaise Sadiyo Se Unhe
Kisi Bahane Ki Talash Thi".
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Uske Intzar Ke Mare H Hum...
Bas Uski Yado Ke Sahare H Hum...
Duniya Jeet Ke Karna Kya H Ab....
Jise Duniya Se Jitna Tha Aaj Usi Se
Hare Hai Hum.
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Tarste The Jo Milne Ko Kubhi.
Aaj Wo Q Mere Saye Se B Katrate Hai.
Hum B Wahi..
Dil B Wahi.
Na Jane Q Log Badal Jate Hai.
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