STORY
VIDEOS
NON VEG
Yun Na Kaho Ke Yeh Kismat Ki Baat Hai,
Meri Tabahiyon Mein Tumhara Bhi Hath Hai.
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Principal: What do you want to become in future ?
Student: After studying MBBS,
want to Join Policeforce and get a good Job in good software company,and workas a lawyer and construct
big buildings also conduct reserch and become actor.
Principal: Hey whats your name?Student Rajnikanth
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Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare Tumhe Sochne K Bad,
Ab Na Daikhen Gay Kisi Ko Tumhe Daikhne K Bad,
Dunya Chor Dain Gai Tumhai Chorne K Bad,
KHUDA! Maaf Kare Itne Jhut Bolne K Bad.
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Butterflies don't know the color of their wings,
but human eyes know how nice it is...
Like wise you don't know 'how good you are,
but I know 'how special you are'
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
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In da mornin I don't eat coz I think of u,
at noon I don't eat coz I think of u,
in da evenin I don't eat coz I think of u,
at night I don't sleep coz Im hungry.
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I have a really bad day.
My dear! Would u smile for me 2 make me feel better.
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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan.
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Rush in Bus.- Boy standing behind girl?
His lun Stands up,Girl irritated Slaped him
say kamine khud k khde hone ki jghah nhi Tune isko b khda kr liya.
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Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
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You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on
the way back to bed.
You name your children eudora, aol and dotcom.
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just
pulled the plug on a loved one.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child
in the overhead compartment.
You laugh at people with 28.8 baud modems.
You start using smileys in your snail mail.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
processor.com
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are because they have
neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.
You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape.
You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html
You start tilting your head sideways to smile :)
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Marwari on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
marwari: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ?
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Mom: Son i brought a fish from market......
Son: So what can i do......
Mom: please go and wash it...
Son: WTF
Mom: What does WTF means...
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Son: where's the fish!!!!!
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1st frnd to 2 Friend’
“Lay mithai kha!”
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best “CALL GIRL” ka Award mila hay!
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I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once ;)
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Q) What is the opposite of achaar ......
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Ans) Onion.
How..
Achaar in english = pickle = pee-kal
Opposite of pee-kal = pee-aaj = peeaaj = Onion!!
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Why did Mrs.Vohra throw Out her Mother-In-Law..
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Because ..
Baba Ramdev said
Apni saans ko bahar nikalo !!
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So silly was Newton..
1 apple ko girte hue dekha to gravity ki khoj kar li....
25 saal se susu kar raha tha, wo kya upar jaata tha??
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PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
COZ
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Now only 1411 tigers left... 
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PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
COZ
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Now only 1411 tigers left... ”
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Ye dil bahut udaas hai,
Koi apna nahi paas hai,
Har waqt boring sa ahsaas hai,
Jara apni girlfriend ka number dena,
Suna hai wo badi jhakaas hai.
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Ms.Dhoni son:
Father is hitting many sixes mom,
Ms.dhoni wife:
Dear that is not match it is pepsi add!!!!
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I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do
And I've hurt myself by hurting you
There's nothing I wouldn"t do to hear your voice again
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there.
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Count the age, not the wrinkles you have. Count the blessings and the wonderful experience not the mistakes you have made.
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Each drop of a Tear is Costly
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than anything in World..
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But'
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No One knows its value
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until they have it in their own eyes
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For Someone.
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Sr. Manager to Jr. Manager : Tumhe aaj late evening tak kam karna padega!
Jr Manager : kya hai saahab raat ko mere dhande ka time hota hai.
Sr Manager : kya matlab ?
Jr. Manager : Sir raat ko Auto chalata hu... itni salary me ghar kahan chalta hai
Sr. Manager : Bas kar pagle rulayega kya. !!
kabhi raat ko biwi bachon ko le ke aana meri pav-bhaji ki dukan pe!
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Kalam Thi Hath Me Likhna Sikhaya Aapne
Takad Thi Hath Me Hausla Badhaya Aapne
Manjil Thi Samne Rasta Dikhaya Aapne
Hum To Sirf Dost The Aashiq Banaya Aapne.
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Frwrd Dis Msg To Ur
Frndz Get Cool Replyz
"Agar Tmhain Mjh se
Kch Mangne Ka Moka Mile Tou
Tum Kia Mango Ge??"
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A Question.?
Har Insaan Apne Har Dost Se,
Kuch Na Kuch Jarur Seekhta Hai,
Aap Ne Mujh Se Kya Seekha Hai,
Beshak Negative Ho.?
Plz Reply Is Must..!
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Koi Khat Nahi,
Koye Khaber Nahi,
Apko Sayad Dosti Ka Kadar Nahi.
Hum Apko Yaad Karte Hai Har Saas Ka Sath,
Sayad Appko Hamari Saas Ki Koye Fikar Nahi.
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Door Ho Jau To Zra Intezar Krna,
Apne Dil Me Itna To Aitbaar Rkhna,
Lout K Aayenge Hum,agar Kahi Chale
Bhi Gaye To,
Aap Bs Hamse Ye Dosti Brqrar Rakna.
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Very Cute Answer By A Bf To His Gf...!!
Girl :~ Why My Name Is
Always On Your Facebook
Status In Every 2 Minutes..??
Boy :~ Because Facebook
Keeps Asking Me What's On My
Mind..??
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And Honestly.. It's Always You.
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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
Which is6inch long and move it in and out
And wait for a white substance to come Out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to Me.
I cant tell such words Boy:
Don't worry its tooth brush.
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