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Zindagi Ka Ye Haal He
Apke Bina Jeena Behal He
Mujhe Samjh Me Nhi Aata
Ki Dosti Jwab He Ya Swal He.
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Khuda Bhi Na Jane Kaise Rishte Bana Deta Hai.
Kab, Kaha, Kaise Mila Deta Hai.
Jinko Hum Kabhi Jante Bhi Na The.
Unko Hi Sabse Pyara Dost Bana Deta Hai.
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Najuk Sa Dil Kabhi Bhul Se Na Tute,
Choti Choti Baato Se Aap Na Ruthe,
Thodi Si Bhi Fikar Hai Agar Aapko Hamari
To Koshish Karna Ki Ye Dosti Kabhi Na Tute.
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Char Din Ki Zindagi Hai Nafrato Se Jiya Nahi Karte..?
Expair Hone Wali Doshi Ham Kabi Kiya Nahi Karte...?
Lagta Hai Ab Dushmano Se Hi Guzaris Karni Padegi..?
Kiyon Ki Dosh To Kabhi Yaad Kiya Nahi Karte...?
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Khuda Ki Banai Qudrat Nahi Dekhi
Dilon Main Chupi Dolat Nahi Dekhi
Jo Kehta Hai Doori Se Mit Jati Hai Dosti
Us Ney Shayad Hamari Dosti Nahi Daikhi.
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Dil Tootna Sazaa Hai Mohabbat Ki,
Dil Jodna Ada Hai Dosti Ki.
Maange Jo Kurbani Woh Hai Mohabbat,
Jo Bin Maange Ho Jaye Kurban
Wo Hai Dosti Hamari.
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Ak Khusi Bahut H,
Apno Ki Yad Dilane Ke Liye,
Ye Dosti Hi To H,
Zindagi Bhar Nibhane Ke Liye,
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Smile: Value To Our Face
Love: Value For Our Heart
Respect: Value To Our Behaviour
Study: Value To Our Future
Friend: Value To Our Life.
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Badi Masroof Zindagi H
Phif Bhi Na Jane Kyu.
Dost
Tujhe Har Sans Ke Sath
Yaad Karne Ki Aadat Nahi Jati.
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Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
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Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
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Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
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Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.
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Kitne Dur Nikal Gaye,
Rishte Nibhate Nibhate......
Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne,
Apno Ko Pate Pate......
Log Kehte Hain,
Hum Muskurate Bohut Hain......
Aur Hum Thak Gaye,
Dard Chupate Chupate......!!!!
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"KG Girl & Boy":-
Boy: Can I K!ss Your Hand?
Girl: Why?
R My Lips Poisonous?
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Boy: Le Mai To Pogo Dekhta Hu,
Ye To HBO Dekh K Aayi Hai.
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1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath
Bachha Lekr ayi or
Ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.
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Aaj Ka Zalim SMS.
BOY To GiRL:Kya Main Aapka
Haath Choom Sakta Hu?......
GiRL:-Kyu Kamine Mere LipS Pe
Zehar Laga Hai Kya.?
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Taj mahal khoobsoorti ka taj hai.
Sari dunya ko is par naaj hai.
Par aaj kal k baccho k liye
Ye bikul bakwaas hai.
Kyunki roz badalti unki mumtaj hai.
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Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge
Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge..
Maan jana warna aisa pyar dikhayenge
Ki log aapse milne hospital aayenge..
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Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai.
Boy: pata hai
Girl: I love u
Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse.
Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya
To sirf uska baap khara tha.
Girl: wo kahan hai ?
Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil
kisne dia ?
Girl: what ?
Or zor zor se r0ne lagi.
Father: mazak kar raha hun
Kamina
Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...
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Gf to Bf: jb bi hum ldkiya
Gandi baatein krti hai
To tum ldko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h.
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Bf:chal pagli use kaan thodi na khte h.
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Court me pati talak ke liye gaya
Pati judge se bola :
Sir i am not happy with my wife..
To Patni boli :
Kamine sara mohalla khush hai
Bus tere hi nakhre hain..
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First Day of college..
Boy sees a hot beautiful girl
Sitting right next to him,
& writes on paper
"I love you, do you love me?"
He passes chit to her..
She replies "No"
He didn't give up,
He rubs her answer &
Passed same paper to
Another hottie sitting left to him..
'N she replies "Yes"
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Moral of d story is
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Save trees, save earth,RECYCLE PAPER !
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Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?
Santa: Koi Khas nahi.
Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga.. Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai
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Santa- "Pados mein kya chal raha he?
Banta- "Birthday hai"
Santa- "Kiska?"
Banta- "Tuyu ka.
"Santa ne puchha, "Tuyu?"
Banta- "Hana! Sunai to kuchh aisa hi de rahahai... - Happy Birthday Tuyu!
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Sad love story from a boy:-
Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-chur ho gaye,
Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli:
"Jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao."
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Bf-"I LUV U"mai tumhare lye
Kuch bhi kr skta hun.
Gf-tum jan nhi d skte.bf-kyon,,,
Jan mai du,aur mza koi dusra lute.
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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
Ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
Par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
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Wife: Hi, Did You Eat?
Husband: Did You Eat?
Wife: Are You Copying Me?
Husband: Are You Copying Me?
Wife: I Love You!
Husband: Yes, I Already Eat.
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After robbing d Bank,
Robber 2 clerk:
Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead &
Asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
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Arj kiya hai baith kar mehbooba
ki zulfon k saye me aisa josh aaya.
Wah wah wah , phir?
Phir kya tha uske baap ne dekha liya
Aur i.c.u me hosh aaya.
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Dard Ne kisiko Tadpaya Na Hota
Aankho Ne kisiko Rulaya Na hota
Khushi Hi Khushi Hoti Har Kisi K Pas
Agar RAB Ne ladkiyo ko Banaya Na hota
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Girl:mera mobile mummy k pas rehta hai,
But u can call any time.
Boy:kahi fas gayi to.
Girl:don't worry maine tumhara number,
"Low battery" name se save kiya.
Tum jab bhi call krte ho.
Maa phone ko charge me laga kar chali jati hai.
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A sad love story
1studnt ko apni classmate 6 pyar ho gya,
Ladke ne use prpose kiya.
Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya or
Teachar ko uski complain kar di,
Teachar ne kafi danta or
1 week ke liye class 6 nikal diya,
Jb ladka 1 hafte baad wapis class me gya,
To ladki ko us 6 pyar ho gya
Ladki ne uski book mein likha
"I m sorry & i love you 2"
Ladke ne koi response na diya
Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gya.
MORAL.
Bewkuf ladki itna b nahi samjati,
LADKE KABHI BOOKS NAHI KHOLTE.
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2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return
Back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute,
saying love never dies.
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PAGAL PANTI..
Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ?
Boy:-aapke kehne per mai,
Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha..
Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ??
Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho,
VIDYA mai man lagawo..
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Gf2bf:agar tumhe meri yaad,
Ati hai toh kya karte ho,
Bf: say icecream khata hu.
Bf2gf:same as above
Gf rply:2 goldflake piti hu.
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Best medicine for the human creature is LOVE !
Someone asked GOD, if it doesn't work?
HE smiled and answered ;
INCREASE THE DOSE !!
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Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Par kya kare kambakth sadak hi seedhi nikli !!!!!!!
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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
Girl- Ab chhoro bhi..
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Boy- Arrrrey....
Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P
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