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Chla ja re SMS ban ke gulab,
Hogi sachchi dosti to aayega javab,
Agar naa aaye to mat hona udas,
Bas samjh lena ki mere liye vakt nhi tha unke paas.
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If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants
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Kitna bebas hain insaan kismat ke aage Har sapna tut jata hain hakikat ke aage,
Jisne kbhi duniya me haarna nahi sikha Wo bhi haar jata hai
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Khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti,
Har kisi ki niyat beiman nahi hoti,
Kabhi manga hoga aapne ek pyara Dost,
Yun hi aapki hamse pehchan nahi hoti.
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Ankhe kyon hui meri num kabhi sochna,
kyon hua hum pe itna sitam kabhi sochna,
pyar to hum dono ne kiya tha,
lekin sirf mujhe he kyon mila itna gum kabhi sochna.
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Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Iraada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola “Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi”
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Yaado Me Teri Tanha Baithe Hay,
Tere Bina Labo Ki Hasi Gawa Baithe Hay,
Teri Duniya Me Andhera Na Ho,
Isliye Khud Ka Dil Jala Baithe Hay.
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Group Members Chahe Kaise Bhi Ho: Awaara, Pagal aur ya fir Deewane.
Par Jab Unke Message Aate Hai to Chehre pe Muskaan Jaroor Aati Hai.
Tab Mehsus Hota Hai Ki Saale, Tedhe hein Par Mere hai.
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When you stop chasing the wrong things you give the right things a chance to catch you. ~Lolly Daskal
Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. ~John D. Rockefeller
No masterpiece was ever created by a lazy artist.~ Anonymous
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Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
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1 Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
2 Hot water is heavier than cold.
3 Gorillas sleep as much as fourteen hours per day.
4 The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump!
5 A cockroach will live for weeks without its head before it starves to death
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Jabbhi app apni dream girl se mile toh apke chehre par smile honi chahia isse wo bhi apko smile degi wo ki apka confert level ko badayega isse app uske orh jayada karib aoge.
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कॉलेज में..
लड़कीः इतनी गौर से क्यों देख रहे हो तुम्हारी कोई बहन नहीं है क्या?
ME: बहन है इसलिए ही तो देख रहा हूं
उसने कहा है भैय्या कॉलेज से भाभी लाना...
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While in India,
Arjun : Mom i wanna marry Vicky.
Mom : that’s not possible.
Arjun : but mom! Same sex marriages are legal now in most parts of the world.
Mom : but he’s not of our caste.
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Success is never permanent.
Failure is never final.
so always do not stop effort
until your victory makes a history.
Good luck
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Today’s weather forecast:
DAY: bright sunshine
Night: full moon
TEMPERATURE: 101 degree
Soon it will be raining…
WELCOME TO MY SHOWER OF LOVE!
Have a Great Day.
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Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.
Banta: Acha
Par mai nhi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu?
Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai.
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Lips jab lips se
milte hai to kya
hota hai?
Hamesha Galat mat socha karo
Muh band hota hai aur kya..
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Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: Wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
Santa: Mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas.
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Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs And marriage age 21yrs?
Student: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
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Wife:Honey,what r u looking 4?
Husband: Nothing
Wife:Why Have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
Husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Sardar: Station jaane ke kitne loge?
Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo
Rikshawala: 20 main kon lekar jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.
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Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein
Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
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घृणा, घृणा करने से कम नहीं होती, बल्कि प्रेम से घटती है, यही शाश्वत नियम है |
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Jis tarah se aapko apni taarif sunna pasand hai, usi tarah se ladko ko bhi apni taarif sunna pasand hai, to hamesha koshish karein ki aapko jab bhi mauka mile aap unki taarif mein peeche na hatein.
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Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai
18 Bikes Hai,
4 Bunglow Hai,
3 Farmhouse Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai
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Manage boss joke
New thought..
Maut aur Mohabbat to sirf naam se hi badnaam hai..
Varna, taqleef to sabse zyada
Naukri hi deti hai.
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Ramdev: Swiss Bank se Black Money INDIA le aao
Rajnikanth: Khabardar,
Koi Mere GULLAK ko hath nhi lagayega..!
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Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character,
give him power.
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Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character,
give him power.
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I love you more than a duck can swim
A bird can fly, or bee can sting.
I love you more than she loves him
Or he loves her, more than anything.
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Doctor: You should take at least 10 glasses of water everyday.
Patient: It is impossible.
Doctor: Why?
Patient: I have only 4 glasses at home...
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Through violence, you may ‘solve’ one problem, but you sow the seeds for another.
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Log kahte hai ki I Love You duniya ka most beautiful message hai
Lekin hum kahte hai ki Salary credited to your account iss message jaisa sukh aur kahi nai hai
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Larki Ko Phansana Ziada Mushkil Hai
Ya
Phansi Huyi Larki Sey
Jaan Churwaana Ziada Mushkil Hai?
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy
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I’m with you reading this,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.
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Newton in romantic mood:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
Only it can transfer from 1 girlfriend to
another girlfriend with some loss of money.
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आज किसी की दुआ की कमी है! तभी तो हमारी आँखों में नमी है! कोई तो है जो भूल गया हमें! पर हमारे दिल में उसकी जगह वही है!
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Smiles are contagious. If a stranger walks past you at the store and smiles, it is a natural response to smile back. Seeing someone smile can remind others that there are things to be grateful for, that life is fun and exciting.
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Being romantic is all about taking what you know about her and showing her how much these things mean to you.
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Being open and communicative makes her feel like you want her in your life. Being intimate isn't just about getting to know her body; it's also about sharing the things that happen to you, and going through them together.
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If you don’t expect anything, you can’t be disappointed. If it rains, your hotel is crummy, the tour is cancelled, or a million other what-if’s happen on your trip, shrug it off! Laugh, move on. Don’t let the little things ruin your amazing, once-in-a-lifetime experience.
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If you want to flirt you need the confidence. You cannot flirt without confidence. If you are shy guy you cannot work or flirt in front of girls. Try to be confident against girls.
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एक व्यक्ति के बारे में यह विख्यात था कि उसको कभी क्रोध आता ही नहीं है। कुछ लोग ऐसे भी होते हैं जिन्हें सिर्फ बुरी बातें ही सूझती हैं। ऐसे ही व्यक्तियों में से एक ने निश्चय किया कि उस अक्रोधी सज्जन को पथच्युत किया जाये और वह लग गया अपने काम में। उसने इस प्रकार के लोगों की एक टोली बना ली और उस सज्जन के नौकर से कहा – “यदि तुम अपने स्वामी को उत्तेजित कर सको तो तुम्हें पुरस्कार दिया जायेगा।” नौकर तैयार हो गया। वह जानता था कि उसके स्वामी को सिकुडा हुआ बिस्तर तनिक भी अच्छा नहीं लगता है। अत: उसने उस रात बिस्तर ठीक ही नहीं किया।
प्रात: काल होने पर स्वामी ने नौकर से केवल इतना कहा – “कल बिस्तर ठीक था।”
सेवक ने बहाना बना दिया और कहा – “मैं ठीक करना भूल गया था।”
भूल तो नौकर ने की नहीं थी, अत: सुधरती कैसे? इसलिये दूसरे, तीसरे और चौथे दिन भी बिस्तर ठीक नहीं बिछा।
तब स्वामी ने नौकर से कहा – “लगता है कि तुम बिस्तर ठीक करने के काम से ऊब गये हो और चाहते हो कि मेरा यह स्वभाव छूट जाये। कोई बात नहीं। अब मुझे सिकुडे हुए बिस्तर पर सोने की आदत पडती जा रही है।”
अब तो नौकर ने ही नहीं बल्कि उन धूर्तों ने भी हार मान ली।
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