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Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye,
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye.
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho,
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye.
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Hansa : Praful automatically matlab??
Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya
bolte hain…
Hansa : taklaa..
Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge….
Hansa : takli..
Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye
tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…
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2 Pandito me ladai ho rahi thi bahut der ho gai-
toh tisre-pandit ne pucha kya hua?
toh 1 pandit bola jab me LEHSUN PYAZ nahi khata toh is sale ne chicken me dala kyu!
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She :- Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai Kya? . . . . . . Me :- Nahi Sorry Main Whatsapp Pe Nahi Hu, Whatsapp Mere Phone Me Hai..
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Whats live ? Live is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
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5 STAR ki tarah dikhte ho,
NESTLE ki tarah sharmate ho,
MUNCH ki tarah jab muskurate ho,
Sach bolta hu yaar,
KITKAT ki kasam tum bohot KHUBSURAT lagte ho.
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I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!
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1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
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Dedicated to all over attitude girls:
Darling! Don’t be proud if every boy wants u..
Because
Every cheap things have a lot of buyers
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Likho to paigam kuch aise likhna
ke qalam bhi rone par majboor ho jaaye
har lafz me wo dard bhar do..
ke padne wala disprin kha ke so jaaye
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Hum kal Raat aasmaan
Pe tumhare lie sitare lene gaye.
Par khali hath wapas aa gaye..
Jante Ho
Kyu
Kyu ki
Jhola to gher per hi bhool gaye the
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Ek Important Msg:
Kabhi toot kar bikhro to mujhe yaad kar lena dost…
Ek welding waala meri pehchan ka hain
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Pooja karo,
pooja ko mat karo,
Aarti utaro,
par aarti ki mat utaro,
Mala chadhao,
par mala ke uppar mat chadho,
Ummeed hai aaj se kameena pan chhod doge.
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True love is..
when a Boy ask the girl for a kiss
and
Girl simply close her eyes and allow
the boy for a kiss..
But
the boy kisses on the forehead and says:
I have a whole life to Do that
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Don’t forget the something that always let you remember someone.
But never forget the someone who always care for your something.
Still loving you, My Dear.
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“In Life we love and care some people more than others
but,
some times they prove we have only a Guest role in their life…”
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Teacher: Tell me the names of all the planets..!!
Student: venus, earth, mars …
Teacher: aur bta
Stunt: bas badhiya.. tu bata!
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I am too Positive..
to be Doubtful..!
I am too Optimistic..
to be Fearful..!
I am too Determinant..
to be Defeated..!
if u can…. then try to make me down..!!
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Ladki ki vidai ke waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai
“Ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai”
Dulha bolta hai:
Don’t worry jate hi loot lunga
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Girl:- I LOVE U.
Boy:- Me Too.
Girl:- How Much?
Boy:- As much As U do.
Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!” I thought u really LOVE me.
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Suhagrat ko wife husband se boli: Karo?
Husband- mujhe kuch nahi aata
Wife- koi baat nahi jaise main karu vaise hi karte jaao,
wife ne kapde utare… husband ne bhi kapde utaare
fir.. Wife ne letker taange utha li to husband ne bhi letkar taange utha li or bola ab?
Wife: ab aisa kar Bhosdike Bahar se 3 aadmi bula laa.. ek meri marega aur ek TERI.
Husband: aur teesra?
Wife- teesra free ka whatsapp msg padne wale ki marega jo bahut muskura raha hai.. :lol:
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Naye daur,
Naye yug ki shuruat,
Satyata, Kartvya ho sada saath,
Baisakhi ka sundar parva..
Sadaiv yaad dilata hai manavta ka paath !
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Ek Sales Manager tension mai tha.....
Distributor : Kya hua, Sahab ??:
Manager : 6 months se tour pe hoon, aur kal pata chala wife pregnant ho gayi hai "
Distributor : Ab pata chalega, bina order k maal aata hai to kaisa lagta hai...
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Do You Know Who Is Replacing Gutthi ?
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After Gutthi, its 'Dulari' on 'Comedy Nights with Kapil'
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Boy To A Doctor: My Gf Is Pregnant Bt I Used Protection
Doctor: Ek Kahani Suno,
Ek Shikari Ek Din Gun Ki Jagah Umbrella Le Gaya,
Achanak Lion Samne Aaya To Usne Umbrella Ka Handle Khicha Aur Fire Kiya,
Lion Wahi Mar Gaya..
Boy: Ghantaa...!
Kissi Aur Ne Goli Mari Hogi..
Doctor: Exactly…!!
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Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)
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“Height of Attitude”
A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Plz Do Not Make Noise By
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Dropping Coins…!!
Use Currency Notes..!!
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On whatsapp groups
Hey Bhagwan,
Aaj kaise bhi India ko jeetado. Admin ka Tirupati main mundan
karvaa denge..!!!
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Santa-dhire dhire ku6 likh rha tha. .
Banta -ye dhire-2 kya likh rhe ho.
Santa-Saat saal k bete k liye lettr likh rha hu,
Wo tez-tez nhi pad skta. . .
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Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.
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unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.
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You're my soul sharing a single thought;
Two hearts but sharing a single beat;
You are the light of my life and smile.
Happy Valentine Day!
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so meri sacchi gatna aap ko batane ja rahu hu. Mera naam roopa age 26 saal ki bahut khubsurat aur koi bhi ek baar muje dekh le, muje dosti karna chayega,lekin maine aaj kisi ladko se dosti nahi ki,sirf ladkiya thi. Meri gatna hai meri shaadi ki baat mere parivaar walo ne pravin se kar di, hamari sagai ho gayi,shaadi 4 mahine ke baad honi thi, us samay hume bahut baar garden ,movies,picnic pe bhi gaye,2 mahine tak sirf mobile ya milne tak lips kiss or dabane tak simit the,ek din barasat ke mosam me hum dono bike pe dur tak chale gaye the, return aane tak barsat bahut tez ho gayi, hum dono ek hotel me jakar room le liya,kyoki barsat me bhigne se hum dono ko bahut thandi lad rahi thi,hotel ke room me aane pe hum dono ne apne apne kapde pur utar ke sukane ke liye rakh diye,hum dono ne sirf towel se apne tann ko dhaka tha,fir thandi ki vajah se hum dono palang ke andar aakar ek-dusre se chipak gaye,aur ek-dusre se lips to lips kiss karte rahe, paheli baar hum dono ne free hokar jamkar kiss or ek dusre ki filling ko samje,fir kya tha usne mera towel tann se alag karke ek -ek tann ko kiss lips karna laga,hum dono bahot kamuk ho gaye,usne mere hoth pe, boobs ko jor jor se dabane aur kiss karne se mai to apne aap me sex ki jawalamukhi ban gayi. Maine bhi kiss ka jawab kiss se,sex ka jawab sex diya,usne dhire-dhire mei chut ko chatne laga,ab mai wo kamuk hui ki ab muje chut me lund dale bina aram nahi hona tha,maine kaha ab muje jaldi chodo, wo mere kahne se hi mere chut pe apna lund rakhkar jordaar jatka diya ki mai tadap gayi,lekin lund andar nahi gaya,kyoki maine chut me se lund ko nahi liya,usne dobara muje chut ko chatne laga aur paani se lund ko geela kiya,mai to bahut kamuk thi,fir kiya tha,lund ko chut pe rakhkar dhire-dhire jatke me andar daal diya, maine 2 minute andar hi rukhne ko bola fir,muje dard kam hone par maine use jordaar hoth se hoth kiss karne lagi,wo ab jor-jor se muje chodne laga,kya kahu pahli bar sex kar rahi thi,kya maza aa raha tha bol nahi sakti,10 minut ke baad hum dono shaant ho gaye, shaadi ko 2 mahine ko time tha,lekin hum dono ne suhagraat us din advance me sex ki kiya
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Meri taraf se sab padne walon ko hello. Mera naam lucky hai aur main abhi 25 saal ka hun mera kad 5 ft 9 inch or rang sanwala hai. Maine jab se antarvasna main kahaniya padni shuru ki hain mujhe bahut maaza aata hai. Maine bhi ab tak bahut si ladkiyo ke saath bistar par raatien bitayee hain. Unme se kuch kunwari or kuch shadi shuda thi. Par mera pehla experience ek shaadi shuda ke sath hua. Tab main sirf 18 saal ka tha. Unhone mujhe chodna sikhaya tha. Tab se aaj tak main unka sikhaya hi karta aa raha hun. Ab jab maine apna introduction de he diya hai to main ab sab padne walo se gujarish karunga ki who bhi mujhe apne main shamil karle. Ab main time waste kiye bina apni aap biti pe aata hun. Mujhe abhi tak yaad hai ki jab main 18 saal ka hua to doston ki sangat main mujhe pata chala ki b/f bhi koi cheese hoti hai. Maine apne doston ke sath kai baar dekhi bhi. Baada maza aata tha. Man karta tha ki kahin koi mil jaye to use apne bistar par le jaun.
Who mauka bhi aagya. Ek din hum doston ne bahar picnic par jaane ka programme banaya. Who 2 din ka programme tha. Mere ek dost ka shimla se upar pahadiyon main ek farm house tha. Hum sab ek jeep main sawar ho kar wahan pahunche to wahan ka nazara dekh kar main to madhosh ho gaya. Pahadiyon ke beech se nikalta hua jharna aut hare peedon par badal sawar the. Ek dum janat lag rahi thi. Tabhi meri nazar jharne par nahati hui ek ladki par gayi jo bina hichak apne badan ko ragate hue naha rahi thi. Mere dost bole ki chal yaar jara paas ja kar dekhte hai. Kuch der hum use dekhte rahe. Usne hume dekh liya aur wahan se chali gayi. Hum log kamre me aaram karne lage. Dost bole aise mausam main to koi hasin sath hoti to maza aata. Itne maine bahar darwaze par thak thak hui. Dekha to ek aurat hum sab ke liye chai nashta le kar aayi thi. Maine apne dost se puch key eh kaun hai to who bola ki hamare mali ki biwi hai. Mali to ab raha nahi yeh hi saara kam kaj karti hai. Usne mere kaan aa ke kaha ki is ki ek jawan ladki hai 20 saal ki. Ek dum mast hai. Dono maa beti ek dum chudakad hain. Jab bhi main yahan aata hun to inhi ke sath raat bita ta hun. Maine kahan yaar to aaj raat bula le na dono ko mil kar maza lenge. Who bola theekh hai. Itne main who aurat phir aayi maine us ka naam pucha boli mera naam chamki hai aur meri beti ka paro. Aap sab nischint rahen aaj main aur meri beti aap sab ka manoranjan karenge.
Raat ke theekh 9 baje the charon aur ghup andhera tha humne kubh jam kar pee aur phir khane ki table par pahuche. Chamki boli ki khana to hota rahe ga chaliya kamre main chalte hain. Usne paro ko aawaz di to main dekhta he rehgaya uska gathila badan. Kai hue moome. Uski chuchiya saaf dikh rahi thi. Usne aate he hum sab ko hello kaha aur dance karne lagi. Dance karte karte usne apne kapde utane shuru kiye. Chamki mere paas aa kar beth gayi aur mere lode ko jo ki tight ho raha tha pakad liya. Mujhe acha laga. Wo boli aap abhi naye lagte ho. Abhi tak kuch nahi kiya na. Maine kaha tumhe kaise pata. Kahne lagi ki usne apni umar main na jane kitni ladkon ko sikhaya hai aur loda pakte hi samajh jati hun ki naya hai. Maine kaha ki to mujhe bhi sikha do. Usne kaha yahin sikho ge ya kamre maine chale. Main bola kahi ki sharam yahi shuru karte hain. Usne apne kapde utar diye main uska badan dekh kar jam gaya is umar main bhi itni tight nipples aur kase hue mome aur gora badan. Usne apni salwar bhi utar di uski chikni chut dekh kar mera ek dum tight ho gaya. Baki dono doston ne paro ko pakad liya tha ek us ki chut chaat raha tha to who dusre ka loda muh main ke kar chus rahi thi.
Chamki ne mera loda pajama se nikal diya aur boli tumhara to bahut bada hai hoga 10 inch lamba aur 4 inch mota mene kahan haan itna he hai. Usne mujhe bed par lita diya aur mere lode ko khol kar supde ko jeep se chane lagi mere andar current sa paas hua maine kaha aur jor se chuso usne mera pura loda apne muh main le liya aur jaise lollipop chuste hain chusne lagi. Dost bole maza aaraha hai na maine kahan haan yaar. Phir who uthi aur apni chut ki taraf ishara karte hue kehne lagi ki chuso iska raas maine apne honth uski chut par jama diye Aur jeep se uski chut ko chatne laga. Udhar paro ki siskiya nikal rahi thi ek ne uski chut main loda dala hua tha to dusra uske mommo ko daba raha tha. Who keh rahi thi ki zor se chodo. Maine bhi apni speed bahdi thi chamki ki chut par aur sath main uski tight chuchiyon ko ragad raha tha who garam ho rahi thi. Uski chut ab ekdum gili hogayi thi. Usne kaha ab apna loda meri chut main dal do aur jab tak pura andar na chala jaye nikal na nahi maine 6 inch tak to asani se daal diya us ke baad ek Dhaka maara to who cheekh uthi maine kahan kya hua kehni lagi band mat karo aur andar dalo. Maine apni gati badha di aur wo meri gaand pakad kar mujhe apni aur khicne lagi.
Ab mera loda 9 inch tak andar chala gaya. Amine ek bar adha bahar nikal ke jor se Dhaka mara aur is baar loda pura us ki chut main sama gaya. Us ke baad to jaise ki machine ke gear main greese lagne ke baad who naram ho jati hai usi tarah uski chut me mera loda machine ki tarah chod raha tha. Maine 15 min choda ab mera viray nikalne wala tha. Maine kahan andar dalun ya bahar geru who boli nikal ke mere muh me dal do main tumahere ras ka maza lena chati hun. Udhar paro gaand main ek aur chut main ek looda liya chudwa rahi thi. Who boli maa maza aaraha hai do ke sath pehli baar aisa hua hai. Dosto mujhe apni kahani yahin par chodni pade gi meri girl friend ka phone aagaya hai use meri jarurat hai. Aage ki kahani jaldi hi puri karunga kaise maine chamki ko raat bhar choda aur phir paro ki bund phaadi.
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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Snata:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
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Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Santa does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Santa: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
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Ek Phool Kabhi Do Bar Nahi Khilta,
Ye Janam Bar Bar Nahi Milta,
Zindagi Me To Mil Jaate Hai Hajaro Log,
Magar Dil Se Chahne Wale Bar Bar Nahi Milta..
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Kisi Shayar Ki Bat Par Aitbar Mat Karna,
Dosti Ki Had Kabhi Paar Na Karna,
Kho Denge Use Hamesha Ke Liye,
Isiliye Jo Sabse Achcha Lage Usse Kabhi Pyar Na Karna..
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May light always be around you, hope always surround you. May your wounds fade out; heart embrace kindness, love and wisdom. May smile never leave your lips and a healthy glow stay on your cheeks. May all your desires turn true; This is my New Year Wish for you.
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New year is like a new sun rise of hope,of prosperity,of happiness;its like a new beginning of thoughts,of words,of actions;its like a new day of energy, of strength,of ideas;its like a bunch of whole new things of pryers, of friends and of love.happy new year
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Friends are not beautiful as they look,as they walk,as they talk.friends are beautiful as they show sincerity,as they care and as they remember you.as dear friend you always do.wish you a great year ahead.
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Lets gather around and celebrate the dawn of sparkling New Year. May it bring gifts of joys, good health and surprises. Best wishes for a Happy New Year.
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Once Pappu Feeling Hungry And Decided To Go For Restaurant,
In Restaurant He Orders Non Vegetarian Food,
Waiter: What whould you live to have Sir, French Chicken Or Hyderabadi Matan
Pappu: Kuch Bhi Le Aa Yaar Mujhe Kaunsi Usse Chitchat Karni Hai…
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Ladka: Aunty Aapke Pet Main Kya Hai.
Pregnant Lady: Beta Ek Bahut Maasum Chota Baccha Hai.
Ladka: Fir Aapne Use Kyun Khaya??
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“Ek Sacche Premi Ki Kahi Huyi Sacchi Baat Uske Breakup Par
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Tussi Jaa Rey Ho Toh Jao….. Apni Friend Ka Number Deti Jaao”
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Palbhar Me Toot Jaye Wo Kasam Nahi, Tumhe Bhul Jaye Wo Hum Nahi, Tum Roothi Raho Humse Is Baat Me Damm Nahi, Tum Manane Se Na Mano Itne Bure Hum Bhi Nahi..
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Ishq Ne Hame Rone Bhi Nahi Diya, Gum Ne Hame Hasne Bhi Nahi Diya. Ruth ke Jab Yaad Aayi Tumhari To, Nind Ne Hame Sone Bhi Na Diya..
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Naaraz Hokar Zindagi Se Nataa Nahi Todte, Mushkil Ho Raah Phir B Manzil Nahi Chhodte, Tanha Na Samajana Khud ko Kabhi, Hum Unme Se Hai Jo Kabhi Sath Nahi Chhodte..
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