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Agar Aap Se Koi Flirt Kare To Sahyog Dijiye, Kyonki..
10 Saal Baad Aapko Koi Ghaas Nahi Daalega!
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Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and
Accidentally droped his wallet in a building.
Since then, the place is popular for its Swiss Bank
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संता: यार तेरा और तेरी गर्लफ्रेंड का ब्रेकअप क्यूं हुआ?
बंता: कुछ नहीं यार, वो कह रही थी कि लड़ने से प्यार बढ़ता है
यह सुनते ही मैं मुक्का मार कर भाग आया.
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Rajnikant Can Check His Facebook Account On Typewriter
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Ladkiyon se koi bhi baat karne se pehle mahol ko parkhe aur khaskar
Ladki ka mood yadi udaas hai to uski udasi jaan kar use hasane ki koshish kare.
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Santa : Papa Agar 10 or 5 Rs. raste me Pade Mile To Ap Kon Sa Note Uthaoge
Banta :10 Rs. Ka
Snata : Bas isliye Hum Pe Joke Bante He,Dono Bhi To Utha Skte Ho.
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Rajnikanth’s Coaching Class, Superman,
Iron Man, Spider Men Shaktimaan is Absent Today
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Nargis Se Ek Program Main Kisi Ne Sawal Poocha
Aap Subah Uth Ke Sab Se Pehle Kya Kaam Karti Hain
Nargis : Apnay Ghar Jati Hoon..
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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywher You Know whose
That Boy Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap Dirty People Always Think Dirty.
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Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
AurLadki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye
To Daru Ka Bill Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill
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Yu Na Pen Khosa Karo 2 Aamo Ke Bich Me Gaur Kijiye
Yu Na Pen Khosa Karo 2 Aamo Ke Bich Me
Ek Hamara Pen Bhi Khos Ke Dekho 2 Taango Ke Bich Me
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एक मुर्दे ने क्या खूब कहा,
ये लोग, जो मेरी लाश पे रोते हैँ,
अभी उठ जाऊँ तो गांड फट जायेेगी गिरते पड़ते भागेंगे मादरचोद
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जीवन में कम से कम एक सच्चा मित्र हमेशा अपने पास रखो ताकि
जिस दिन आपके यहाँ तुरई, करेला या कुंदरू की सब्जी बने उस दिन उसके घर जाकर खाना खा सको
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Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zaalimon,
Mujh Mein Jaan Aa Gayi Hai,
Peeche Mud Ke Dekho Kameeno,
Daru Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai
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Aik Din Rajnikant Ka 1 Rupya Building Se Niche Gir Gaya .
Rajnikant Niche Pahucha To Rupya Nahi Mila .
Kyuki Rajnikant Rupya Girne Se Pehle Hi Pohoch Gaya .
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Kuch Pal Etane Hasin Hotea Hai.
Ke Yaad Karke Aankho Mea Aansu Aa Jate Hai.
Kuch Logo Ko Milne Ki Fursat Nahi Hoti Or Kuch Log Milne Ko Taraste Hai
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मस्तानी' बाजीराव की 2nd बीवी थी
मुमताज़' शाहजहाँ की 8th बीवी थी, जिसे वो बहुत प्यार करते थे
वाह कोई पहली बीवी से प्यार ही नहीं करता
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हमारा काम इश्क करना.. हम इश्क के मंझे हुए कामगार है,
हमें फर्क नहीं पड़ता. दिन शनिवार है के इतवार है.
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Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho Gaya.
Pinky : Haram Khor To Main Kaun Sa
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.
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Dil Aap Ka Ho Dharkane Hamari Hon,
Ankhen Aap Ki, Aansu Hamare Hon,
Chehra Aap Ka, Muskurahat Hamari Ho,
Khuda Kare Hum Dono Ki Dosti Itni Gehri Ho,
Nokri Ap Karo Ro Salary Hamari Ho.
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Salman: Ek Bar Jo Maine Commitment Kar Di Uske Bad To Mai
Sirf Rajnikant Ki Hi Sunta Hun
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Dad: Beta Tu Bade Ho Ke Kya Banega?
Kid: Kuch Nahi.
Dad: Yeh Abhishek Bachchan Se Aajkal Ke Bachhe Bahot Inspire Ho Rahe Hain.
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Me: I love you
Girl: I love you too
Me: Muh mei legi Girl: Badtameez,Harami,Go To Hell
Me: Bas Mujhe Aisi Sanskaari Ladki Hi Chahiye Thi.
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College Ke First Day,
Ladka: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Ladki: Mujhe Sab Didi Kehte Hai..
Ladka: Wow Mujhe Sab Jija Ji kehte Hai
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Sitaron Se Agey Jahan Aur Bhi Hein,
Abhi Mohabbat Ke Imthan Aur Bhi Hein,
Tum Hi Nehi Jalatey Mere Dil Ko,
College Mein Ladkiyan Aur Bhi Hein.
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Buddha PCO Par Gaya,
Waha Kursi Par Ek Ladki Bethi Thi,
Ladki Boli: Baba Kaha Karoge,
Wo Sharma K Bola- Kursi Par To Hoga Nahi,
Nichey Hi Bori Bichha Lo.
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Agar Aap Ki GF,
Aap Ka Kehna Nahi Sunti.
Itne Gour se Kya Padh rahe ho,
Kisi Ki GF Nahi Sunti.
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Kitni Wakif Thi
Wo Meri Kamzori Se Wo
Wo Ro Deti Thi
Aur Main Har Jata Tha.
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Ishq mein yeh anjaam paaya hai,
Haath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai,
Hospital pahunche to nurson ne farmaya,
Baharon phool barsao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai.
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Long before the wedding, take the time to sit down with your partner,
And discuss what you’d like your honeymoon to look like.
What are the hopes you have for sex and intimacy during this trip?
Make sure you’re on the same page about what you’re looking for.
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Santa: Kyu bhai 2 din doodh dene kyun nahi aaya.
Doodhwala: Saahab meri biwi bimar thi.
Santa: To fir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata.
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Similar to one to one interviews, except two or more people often from,
Different parts of the organisation will be assessing you at the same time.
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The greatest inspiration you can ever get is to know that you are an inspiration to others.
Wake up and start living an inspirational life today.
Good morning.
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that.
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Sumona: Break up ke baad kya hota hai?
Kapil: Jaan janwar ho jata hai aur cutie kutti ho jati hai.
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Airtel 4G Girl Travelling in An Auto
Bhaiyaa, Aapka Meter Bahut Fast Chal Raha Hai.kuch To Gadbad Hai.
Autowala: Madam..Gadbad Nahi..4G Hai..
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Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
Use jo mohabbat samjhe,
Woh sabse bada gadha hai.
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Aunty: Are Beta,
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai.
Ladka: Aree Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha?
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Santa flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot: Ye kya kar rahe ho? Santa: Accha ji Ticket hum le Aur Gaane tum suno.
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Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai.
Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer.
Wah wah
Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer.
Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar FAQEER.
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