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Ladki se eye contact karo. Classmate patana ho to pahle dusre
din kisi ladki ki tarf mat dekho
bad me jise patana ho uski tarf
dekho aise dikhao k tum uske Dekha Nai
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Paagal hone ka naya tareeka:
Sadke jaoon
Kitna shauq hai pagal hone ka
Pehlay kaun si kami hai.
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Most Boys Don't Like,
Touch Screen Mobile,
U Know Why?
Jinhe Dabane Ki Aadat Ho,
Unhe Bas Touch Karne,
Me Kahan Maza Aayega.
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Always try to appreciate her looks and her dressing sense even wen she isnt lookin gud.....
This will make her feel more comfortable with u......
Juz let her know that u r da most romantic person and she'll die for u.
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How can I begin to say I`m sorry
I didn’t mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me
I’m sorry.
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Koi Aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi Aankho hi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai
Bada Mushqil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English mein baat kar leta hai!
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KHUSHIYON PAR FIZAON KA PEHRA THA,
NA JANE KIS UMEED PE DIL THEHRA THA,
TERI ANKHON SE JHALAKTE DARD KI KASAM,
YEH DOSTI KA RISHTA PYAR SE GEHRA THA.
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Dosti ki sarhade nahi hoti,
Ye wo mulk hai jahan Imaratein nahi hoti,
Yahan sabhi rahte hai ek doosre k dil me.
Ye wo adalat hai jahan koi shikayat nahi hoti.
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Before You Start Some Work, Always Ask Yourself Three Questions -
Why Am I Doing It, What The Results Might Be And Will I Be Successful. Only When You Think Deeply And Find Satisfactory Answers To These Questions, Go Ahead."
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Talk Dirty You don’t have to save all the naughty stuff for the bedroom. If you’re out at a fancy dinner, tell your girl how badly you want her across the table. If you’re at a bar, put your hand on her ass and tell her the things you’ll do to her when you get home. Telling women how desirable they are will give them the confidence to act out all your dirty fantasies later
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बड़ेहीसंगदिल, खुदगर्ज़कितनेबेवफानिकले
डुबोयाहैहमेंमझदारकैसेनाखुदानिकले
बड़ीउम्मीदसेजिनकोबनायारहनुमाअपना
वेसौदागरदिलोंकेकातिलोकेदेवतानिकले
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For oomphy, tousled strands, try this trick from Nathaniel Hawkins, a celeb hairstylist who has worked with the Olsen twins: When you're finished blow-drying your hair, switch to the cool setting, flip your head over, and aim the nozzle around randomly for a few minutes. "This creates pockets of air between your locks so they look extra full," he says.
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chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thein.
Ek ne gana shuru kiya
Jaisey hi gana band kiya baki ke do gir padein!
Bolo kyon?
Stupid eis liye
Baki dono ne tali bajai…
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Ek Aadmi Marriage Bureau Me Phone Karke Bolta Hai
Mere Dono Haath Aur Dono Pair Nahi Hai. Kya Meri Shadi Ho Sakti Hai?
Lady Operater: Ha Ho Sakti Hai. Lekin Aapko Wo To Hai Na?
Man: Haan! Us Se Hi Number Dial Kiya Hai.
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Rajiv - I love you Chandni Sweet Heart
Ye Sun Ke Chandni Chowk Gayi
Aur Boli- Par maine hamesha tum me apna bhai dekha hai
Ye sun ke Rajiv Chowk gaya
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Shamaa bani to parwaane bane
Jaam bana to maikhaane bane
Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein…
Warna, yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane.
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Murga Murgi Se: I Love U Jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,
Murgi: Haye Allah Sachi, Murga: Haan Murgi:
Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do....!
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Sex Karo Daily, Jab Aapki Girlfriend Ho Akeli;
Na Ho Aapki Girlfriend Toh Ragdo Uski Saheli;
Aur Aggar Na Mile Saheli, Tu Zindabad Hatheli;
Jawaani Yunhi Nikal Jayegi, Isse Enjoy Karo Daily
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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: jab bhi hum ladkiya
Gandi baatein krti hai To tum ladko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h.
Boyfriend:chal pagli use kaan thodi na kahte h.
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Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!
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Pyar me meetha dard mila ye bahut hai,
sapno ko nai disha mili vo bahut hai,
pyar pura hua ya adhura baat yeh nahi
pyar karne ka mauka mila vo bahut hai?
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Beautifully answered by Lord Buddha :
Master, What’s the difference between ‘like’ n ‘love’?
Buddha’s answer was so simple:
When u like a flower, u just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
One who understand this, understands LIFE ..
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Let the person you’re talking to know that you are engaged in the conversation and that you care about what you’re discussing. Don’t mumble or look around, keep your focus on them.
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A coffee date is a comfort date at its best. It’s easy and can help your date judge you for who you are without being overpowered by the surrounding.
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Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon…
Laki: Kab tak jamaoge?
Ladka:
Agar tum mil jaao..
Jamana chhod denge hum!!
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It's is a special time when family And
Friends get together for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!
Happy diwali.
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Many many wishes that You get
what you deserve & are worthy of....
what u enjoy & love
what is good for u
What u like & want
Lots of love & warmth on ur way on ur birthday
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बंता- जेल को हिंदी में हवालात क्यों कहते हैं? संता- क्योंकि जेल में खाने को सिर्फ हवा और लात ही मिलती है
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Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi To Pata Chala..
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
saala ....... Ye Bhi Nai Aata
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A man is not called wise because he talks and talks again; but if he is peaceful, loving and fearless then he is in truth called wise.
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Loha Lohe Ko Kaat ta Hai
Hira Hire Ko Kaat ta Hai
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega
Qki.
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.
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Kehte he ki pehla pyar kabhi bhula nahi jata
fir pata nahi log kyu apne maa-bap ka pyar bhul jate hai?
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Na Tum aate ho, Na Mout aati hai
Mohabbat me Humne ye Sajaa payi hai
Kise Sunaye Haal koi to Apna nahi
Muskuratey hai Lab, Dil pe Chott khai hai.
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BREAKUP Aren t Always
Meant To Make Up
Sometimes They Happen To
Give You A Chance To WAKE UP.
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can u keep a secret between u & me
promise?
i really need to tell u this
well
i love u
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Tell me something about yourself
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Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya.
Uski baap : ye kiska hain?
Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha.
pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya.
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Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend.
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Life is really easy,
if U do not have a lot of demands,
Keep things simple, and within ur means,
Life will flow with less burdens.
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If you want to protect your face from dust
sunrise and other such things,
then apply master paints exterior emulsion with 7 years guarantee
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1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na.
tum poochti kyu nahi ho.
2nd wife: main poochi thi.
lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.
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Bhikhari-Babu ji roti melegi ?
Ander se avaj ai Bibi ghar per nahi hai .
Bhikhari-CHUMMA nahi manga sale roti mangi hai
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During an introduction, make a note of someones eye colour. You’re not going to use the information .
it’s just a technique to achieve the optimum amount of eye contact, which people find friendly and confident.
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What has been your biggest achievement till date? / अब तक की आपकी सबसे बड़ी achievement क्या रही है ?
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