Rishton k bandhan ko vishwas nahi kahte,
Har aansoo ko jajbat nahi kahte.
Kismat se milte hai dost jindagi me,
Isliye dosti ko kabhi ittefak nahi kahte

Boy: I love you.
SBI Girl: Abhi lunch time hai baad mein aao.
Boy comes after 1 hr,
Boy: I love you.
sbi GIRL: I have a boyfriend.

Jis desh ke log pait me gas chhodkr

Ye nai mante ki gas unhone chhodi hai

Modi unse gas subsidy chhodne ko keh raha hai.

Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain.

5. An unexamined life is not worth living. –Socrates
6. Eighty percent of success is showing up. –Woody Allen
7. Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. –Steve Jobs
8. Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. –Vince Lombardi

P. Nehru was f**king Victoria.
On climax, Nehru droped semen on bed.
Victoria: Andar kyun nahi nikala?
Nehru: Gandhiji ne desi maal videsh bhejne ko mana kiya hai

Act as If What you Intend to Manifest in Life is Already a Reality

Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai�
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.

Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar.
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo.
Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza.
Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo
Ko Polio Ki Dawa Pila   Lo.

Jab bhi usse milo to kahin khaane ko zaroor lekar jao. Kharcha hamesha tumhe hi karna hai. Ladki patane ka yah sunhara formula hai. Apni pocket money double karwa lo.

India never invaded any country in her last 100000 years of history.
When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization)
The name 'India' is derived from the River Indus, the valleys around which were the home of the early settlers. The Aryan worshippers referred to the river Indus as the Sindhu.
The Persian invaders converted it into Hindu. The name 'Hindustan' combines Sindhu and Hindu and thus refers to the land of the Hindus.
Chess was invented in India.
Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are studies, which originated in India.
The 'Place Value System' and the 'Decimal System' were developed in India in 100 B.C.
The World's First Granite Temple is the Brihadeswara Temple at Tanjavur, Tamil Nadu. The shikhara of the temple is made from a single 80-tonne piece of granite. This magnificent temple was built in just five years, (between 1004 AD and 1009 AD) during the reign of Rajaraja Chola.
India is the largest democracy in the world, the 7th largest Country in the world, and one of the most ancient civilizations.
The game of Snakes & Ladders was created by the 13th century poet saint Gyandev. It was originally called 'Mokshapat'. The ladders in the game represented virtues and the snakes indicated vices. The game was played with cowrie shells and dices. In time, the game underwent several modifications, but its meaning remained the same, i.e. good deeds take people to heaven and evil to a cycle of re-births.
The world's highest cricket ground is in Chail, Himachal Pradesh. Built in 1893 after leveling a hilltop, this cricket pitch is 2444 meters above sea level.
India has the largest number of Post Offices in the world.
The largest employer in India is the Indian Railways, employing over a million people.
The world's first university was established in Takshila in 700 BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to mankind. The Father of Medicine, Charaka, consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago.
India was one of the richest countries till the time of British rule in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus, attracted by India's wealth, had come looking for a sea route to India when he discovered America by mistake.
The Art of Navigation & Navigating was born in the river Sindh over 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word 'NAVGATIH'. The word navy is also derived from the Sanskrit word 'Nou'.
Bhaskaracharya rightly calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the Sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. According to his calculation, the time taken by the Earth to orbit the Sun was 365.258756484 days.
The value of "pi" was first calculated by the Indian Mathematician Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century, long before the European mathematicians.
Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus also originated in India.Quadratic Equations were used by Sridharacharya in the 11th century. The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 10*53 (i.e. 10 to the power of 53) with specific names as early as 5000 B.C.during the Vedic period.Even today, the largest used number is Terra: 10*12(10 to the power of 12).
Until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds in the world
(Source: Gemological Institute of America).
The Baily Bridge is the highest bridge in the world. It is located in the Ladakh valley between the Dras and Suru rivers in the Himalayan mountains. It was built by the Indian Army in August 1982.
Sushruta is regarded as the Father of Surgery. Over2600 years ago Sushrata & his team conducted complicated surgeries like cataract, artificial limbs, cesareans, fractures, urinary stones, plastic surgery and brain surgeries.
Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient Indian medicine. Detailed knowledge of anatomy, embryology, digestion, metabolism,physiology, etiology, genetics and immunity is also found in many ancient Indian texts.
India exports software to 90 countries.
The four religions born in India - Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism, are followed by 25% of the world's population.
Jainism and Buddhism were founded in India in 600 B.C. and 500 B.C. respectively.
Islam is India's and the world's second largest religion.
There are 300,000 active mosques in India, more than in any other country, including the Muslim world.
The oldest European church and synagogue in India are in the city of Cochin. They were built in 1503 and 1568 respectively.
Jews and Christians have lived continuously in India since 200 B.C. and 52 A.D. respectively
The largest religious building in the world is Angkor Wat, a Hindu Temple in Cambodia built at the end of the 11th century.
The Vishnu Temple in the city of Tirupathi built in the 10th century, is the world's largest religious pilgrimage destination. Larger than either Rome or Mecca, an average of 30,000 visitors donate $6 million (US) to the temple everyday.
Sikhism originated in the Holy city of Amritsar in Punjab. Famous for housing the Golden Temple, the city was founded in 1577.
Varanasi, also known as Benaras, was called "the Ancient City" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C., and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today.
India provides safety for more than 300,000 refugees originally from Sri Lanka, Tibet, Bhutan, Afghanistan and Bangladesh, who escaped to flee religious and political persecution.
His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, the exiled spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhists, runs his government in exile from Dharmashala in northern India.
Martial Arts were first created in India, and later spread to Asia by Buddhist missionaries.
Yoga has its origins in India and has existed for over 5,000 years.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Uski Yaadon me Raat Gujar jati hai,
Uske liye Aankhen Bhaar aati hai,
Mushkil Hai Usko ye keh Pana ki,
Tere Bin Dhadkan Bhi Ruk  jati hai

Bichadte hue yaad de jayenge,
khud sone se pehle tumhe khwab de jayenge,
tume gila hain ki hum baat nahi karte,
saason ke rukne se pehle har jawaab de jayenge….

Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya: Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt: Pagli Ye Ladies cycle hai.
Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???

He: Janu you are Cute
She: Thanks jaan
He: Janu you are Princess
She: Awww jaan thankss… Kya kar rahe ho??
He: Mazak

If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure.

To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. -Anonymous

चमकदार त्वचा के लिए टिप्स (Quick Beauty Tips in Hindi):

• दो चम्मच सोयाबीन का आटा, एक बड़ा चम्मच दही व शहद मिलाकर पेस्ट बनाएं तथा इस मिश्रण को कुछ देर चेहरे पर लगाकर चेहरा धो लें। इससे त्वचा में कसावट आती है। 
• बादाम, गुलाब के फूल, चिरौंजी और पिसा जायफल रात को दूध में भिगो दें। सुबह इसे पीसकर इसका उबटन लगाएं। इससे चेहरे के दाग-धब्बे मिटते हैं और त्वचा कांतिमय बनती है।
• धूप में अक्सर हमारी त्वचा झुलस जाती है और काली पड़ जाती है। त्वचा के रंग को पूर्ववत करने के लिए आम के पत्ते, जामुन, दारू हल्दी, गुड़ और हल्दी की बराबर मात्रा मिलाकर उसका पेस्ट बनाकर पूरे शरीर पर लगाएं। कुछ समय रखने के बाद स्नान कर लें। इस लेप से त्वचा की रंगत निखरती है। 
• नीम की पत्तियां, गुलाब की पत्तियां, गेंदे का फूल सभी को एक कटोरी पानी में उबालें तथा इस रस को चेहरे पर लगाएं। इससे मुंहासे निकलना बंद हो जाते हैं। 
• चंदन, गुलाब जल, पुदीने का रस एवं अंगूर का रस मिलाकर पेस्ट बनाएं और उसे चेहरे पर लगाएं। कुछ देर बाद ठंडे पानी से चेहरा धो लें। इस फेस पैक से चेहरे की झुर्रियां मिटती है। 

U lose 100 calories after a 10 minute Walk..

AND u lose 150 calories after a 2 minute kiss..

Time apka,
Faisla apka,
Jaago india Jaago

Don’t find love,
let love find you.
That’s why it’s called falling in love,
because you don’t force yourself to
fall,
you just fall.

Pichkari ki dhar ho aap pe,
Rangoon bochhar go aap pe,
Khush rahen aap aur aap ka parivar,
Mubarak ho aap ko HOLI ka tehwar,
Wishing you a very very
HAPPY HOLI to you & your family.

When I saw you I was afraid to meet you;
When I met you I was afraid to kiss you;
When I kissed you I was afraid to love you;
Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.
Happy Valentines Day!

For the star gazing lovers, nothing beats the peaceful setting of a reclined seat in a planetarium. It’s dark, cozy and a complete out-of-the-world experience!