Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ???
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rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
It takS a strong hArt 2 love,
a stronger heart 2 continue 2 love aftr it is hurt.
New style of proposing
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Boy: can i take a photo.
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Girl: why?
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Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age.
I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful,
sweet, nice, sensitive,
erotic and funny on you screen,
but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
Over Smart
At a dance party Boy: will you dance with me?
Girl: mai bachay ke sath nhi nachti.
Boy: So Sorry..
Mujhe pata nhi ke aap pregnant hein.
A secretary walked into her boss's office & said, "I'm afraid I've got some
bad news for you."
"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained.
"Tell me some good news for once."
"Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary.
"You're not sterile."
There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical
engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers
look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and
trying to trace where a fault
might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the
fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a
suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open
the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?"
Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,
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Wah
wAh
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Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,
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ACP Bola: "VAHI RUK JAAO
warna me goli chala dunga"
Arz kia hai..
jis tarha machhar ko marne se aap shikari nahi ban jaoge...
jara gaur farmaiye..
jis tarha machhar ko marne se aap shikari nahi ban jaoge..
usi tarha do char msg karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaoge..
ab karo wah wah..
TIGER D
Ye Hitler Ke Zamane Ki Baat Hai..
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Hitler Stage Pe Chadh Ke Speach De Raha
Tha..
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Hitler: ?Meri Dictionary Mein Impossible Naam
Ka
Word Nahi Hai?
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Piche Se Bheed Mein Santa ke dada Nikla Aur
Bola..
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Santa ke dada : ?To saale Dekh Ke Leni
Chahiye Thi
Na? .
1 Budha Aya
Saath Me 1 Budhiya Ko Laya
'Hotel Me Ja K Waiter Ko Bulaya '
Dono Ne Apna-apna Order Mangaya
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Pehle Budhe Ne Khaya Budhiya Ne
Pankha Hilaya
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Fir Budhiya Ne Khaya Budhe Ne
Pankha Hilaya
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Ye Dekh K Waiter Sharmaya Aur Usne Farmaya
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Aaye Laila Majnu K Maa Baap
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Tum Dono Me Itna Pyar Hai,
To Khana 1 Sath Kyu Nahi Khaya....??
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Iss Par Budhe Ne Farmaya!!!
Beta Tera Sawal To Nek Hai
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Par Hamare Pas Daanto Ka Set
Sirf Ek Hai ...
Ek Poet Gharibi Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gya.
Daketi Karne Ek Bank Gya Or Kaha
Arz Hai..
Handsup.
Taqdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega.
Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hilega.
Fir Cashier Se Kaha.
Kuch Khwab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do.
Jo Kuch B Tumhare Pas Hai Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do.
Bhot Koshish Karta Hu Teri Yad Bhulane Ki.
Koi Koshish Na Kare Police Ko Bulane Ki.
Bhula De Mujhko Kya Jata He Tera.
Me Goli Mar Dunga Jo Pichha Kare Koi Mera.
The Changing Times:
Before 1970: Sunny means good weather
1970 - 1985: Sunny means Gavaskar
1985 - 2010: Sunny means Deol
2010 - 2025: Sunny means Leone
Teacher - har kamyab insan ke piche ek aurat ka hath hota hai.
Teacher student se - batao kya samajh me aaya?
Student - sir ladki patao life banao.;-)
Don ko 11 Mulko ki police Talash Rahi Hai ..
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Isliye Don Rajnikant ke ghar me chupta hai .
Zindagi me kabhi har na mano,
Apni life me itna aage badhte raho,
Itna aage badho,
K aage vala pareshan hokar
kahe,
" Dhakka to mat mar yar".
Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki baccheko chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai YA
IIT me bhejke kejriwal.
Aache din aa rahe hain
Today I saw a girl on scooty...
She gave left indicator and she actually turned left...
Unbelievble..
M still in shock...
Girls Status : Playing with 'kuchi puchi' (my dog)
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Boy 1 : Kaash hum bhi kutte hotey...
Boy 2 : Bow bow bowwww bowww
Boy 3 : Akhir kutte bhi toh insaan hotey hain...
Boy 4 : I is also lub dog so much. my frnds say i
is a kuta.
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Boys Status : Playing with crocodiles
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Boy 1 : Rahega toh tu kutta hi
Boy 2 : bachon vale kam hi kariyo..
Angrez : Hamare yaha 80% shaadiyan email se hoti Thai
Santa : Kanal hai hamare yaha 100% shaadiyan femal se hoti hai.
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Aap ke sir pe Choti kyo Hai?
PANDIT-Isse Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate Hai,
SARDR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Lga Hai,Fir B kuch nhi ata.
Akbar: Wada kr birbl teri biwi ki pahli kiss
muje lene dega.
Birbal: Vada hujoor, Par meri bhi ek sart hai.
Akbar: Bol?
Birbal: Shadi apki bahan se karunga.
Ek Gay Red Light Area Gaya Aur Broker Se Rate Puchha.
Broker: ?1000 Rs. Ladki Ke,
300 Rs. Mere,
Aur 100 Rs. Police Wale Ke?
Gay: ?Yara Dil Khush Kar Diya, Jao Pehle Police Wale Ko Le Aao? :D :D