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सेल मतलब 'डिस्काउंट'

1.बायोलॉजी के टीचर ने पढाया : सेल मतलब 'शरीर की कोशिकाएँ'
2.फिजिक्स के टीचर ने पढाया : सेल मतलब 'बैटरी
3.इकोनॉमिक्स के टीचर ने पढाया: सेल मतलब 'बिक्री
4.हिस्ट्री के टीचर ने पढाया : सेल मतलब 'जेल
5.अंग्रेजी के टीचर ने पढाया: सेल मतलब 'मोबाइल
पढ़ाई ही छोड़ दी यह सोचकर कि जिस स्कूल में पांच शिक्षक एकमत नहीं है
उस स्कूल में पढ़ कर क्या होगा
और सच्चा ज्ञान मिला जब पत्नी ने बताया सेल मतलब 'डिस्काउंट'

Dec,16 2016
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Birthday Gift

Dad : Son what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Jun,23 2015
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Attitude

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

May,4 2015
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Chane Wali Cheez Kabhi Milti Nai

Hi friends… I m Pawan
mai aapse apni love story share karna chahta hu.
Kahte h agar kisi chiz ko sache dil se chaho to saari kaiyanath tumhe usse milane me lag jati h.
Friends meri story vi kuch is tarah h jab mai 11th std me padhta tha tab meri class me ek new student aai,wo mujhe bahut achi lagti thi,fir maine usse pucha aapka naam kya h usne kaha Damini,fir roz class me mai usi k sath bathta tha,mai use dhire-dhire like karne laga,or wo like dhire dhire pyar me badal gaya.mujhe Damini se pyar ho gaya tha.

friends kabhi vi ek ladka or ek ladki dost ni rah sakte kyuki dosti ke baad hota h pyar,maine Damini ko fb pe friend request bheji, usne accept kr li fir hum pure din fb pe hi baate kiya karte the,Damini mujhse pyar karti thi ya nahi ye mai nahi janta tha but mai use bahut pyar karta tha,mai use propose karna chahta tha,btana chahta tha ki mai usse bahut pyar karta hu.fir Damini ka birthday aane wala tha usne mujhe apne birthday par invite bhi kiya,fir maine decide kiya ki mai use uske birthday wale din hi propose karunga.

Maine class me Damini ko propose kar diya,usne sharma k haa kr di, us din mai bahut khush tha,fir shaam ko mai uske birthday party par ghar gaya or wish kiya. Friends aise hi time beet gaya hum 12th class me pahuch gaye. Mai Damini ko abhi vi utna hi pyar karta tha jitna pahle karta tha, wo vi mujhe bahut chahti thi. But dhire dhire mujhe Damini me changes najar aane lage,wo class me ab mere sath ni baithti thi, mai use ghar pe call vi karta to wo kahti ki avi mai busy hu baad me call karna, ek din wo school ni aai, mera zara vi class me mann ni lag ra tha,kyuki mai saara din usi k sath baithkar baate karta tha, friends mai use bahut bahut bahut pyar karta tha.
Mujhe aisa lagta tha ki wo dhire dhire mujhse door jaa rahi h. Fir maine usse baat ki,maine kaha kya baat h Damini tum aajkal mujhse thik se baat vi nahi kar rahi ho. Usne kaha kuch ni bas aajkal thodi tabiayat kharab h meri, maine kaha plz Damini aapne doctor Ko dikhaya,usne kaha mai thik hu.maine kaha plz apna khayal rakhna or meri zara vi jarurat ho to pls call karna.fir next day jab mai school gaya to maine kaha Damini ab aapki kaisi tabiayat h,usne kaha thik h,maine kaha kya baat h aaj akele baithe ho aap, usne kaha plz Pawan mujhe akela rahne do mai aapse jyada baat nahi karna chahti, maine kaha its ok or chala gaya, jab school ki chhuti hui to maine dekha ki Damini kisi aur ladke k saath jaa rahi thi, wo roz mere saat jati thi.
Mujhe dekhkar bahut bura laga, fir ghar jakar maine Damini ko call kiya, usne kaha ki avi mai kuch baat ni karna chahti shaam ko pls mujhse milo, fir shaam ko mai Damini se milne gaya maine kaha kaun tha wo ladka jiske sath tum jaa ri thi, usne kaha wo mera naya bf h or mai usse pyaar karti hu or wo vi mujhse pyar karta h, ye sab sunkar mujhe bahut bura laga.
Maine kaha plz Damini mujhe dekho kya kami h mujhme, maine kabhi aaj tak tumhe koi taklief di,plz Damini mai tumhe hamesha khush dekhna chahta hu,mai tumse sacha pyaar karta hu Damini plz mujhe chhod kar mat jana yaar, usne kaha sorry mai ab tumse koi relation nahi rakhna chahti. Mai ghar jakar bahut roya shayad pahli baar mai itna roya tha, mai Damini ko khona nahi chahta tha. Class me bhi maine kai baar Damini se bola plz Damini mujhse koi galti hui ho to plz mujhe maff kar do but plz mujhse friendship mat todo.
Usne kaha its over ab yaha tamasha mat karo pls jaao. Us din bhi mai bahut roya mere man me ek hi khayal aa raha tha ki mai sucied kar lu but isse koi faiyda nahi tha. Problem ye thi ki jis ladke ko Damini chahti thi uska naam raaj tha wo paise wala tha is wajah se Damini ko usne attract kr liya, Damini ko raaj ka background malum nahi tha wo isi tarah kai ladkiyo ko apne friendship k jaal me fasata or unke saath s…..x karne k baad chhod deta tha.
Maine Damini ko kai baar uske baare me bataya but use laga ki mai jhoot bol raha hu.fir maine bhi apne dil ko sambhal liya or ab uske baare sochna chhod diya but jab vi aankhe band karta hu to mujhe sirf Damini ka hi chahra najar aata h.
Friends jaruri nahi ki jise aap chaho wo aapko mile, jo aapko chahe aap vi use usse jyada chaho, means use bahut pyar karo.
Thank u so much friends for read this story

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