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Tear is Costly

Each drop of a Tear is Costly
Than anything in World..
But No One knows its value,
Until they have it in their own eyes
For Someone.

Jul,13 2015
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Sharmeeli

Ladkon ko sharmeeli ladkiyan bahut achhi lagti hain isiliye jab bhi usse milo to ekdum sharmeela pan dikhao. Wo baat karne ki koshish kare to sharma kar bhaag jao. Kuch aur kahe to keh do ki mujhe sharam aati hai. Uska dil pighal jaayega.

Jun,23 2015
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Cute Flirt

Boy: Why Don't U Had A Boyfriend Yet?
Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend,
Why Don't U Have A Girlfriend..?
Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend Yet..

Jun,23 2015
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Never Email

Never provide your real email or phone details.

Jan,5 2015
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Kashmir Ki Wadiya

During this summer vacation -- back in Kashmir -- every morning we would get up to hear the latest lowdown about Abdullah, the ghost in our neighbor's newly built home. My sis would religiously narrate the Jinn's slate of activities from the previous day. She would in turn get the dope straight from the horse's mouth - that is - lady of the haunted house.

Anyone who visited my neighbors' home would ostensibly find his/her shoes/sandals/floaters instantly thrown out of the place. The Jinn - they named him Abdullah -- seemed to harbor some kind of a strong revulsion for the footwear, I was told. In my characteristic style, I tried to rubbish the supernatural claims until my neighbor himself confided in me about the strange paranormal occurrence. He even invited me to witness the spectacle - shoes flying off - which I politely declined. On a personal note, I am a little scared of these phantoms, which tease at will.

A significant part of our idle talk invariably used to center around Abdullah, the boot hater. My pals -- Wasy, Raj and Salus -- were all curious, like me for the latest ghostly update. Stories like the Jinn swinging doors at odd hours or digging up the lawn at midnight or talking in eerie voices continued to come. Frankly I'd get goose bumps. The last I've heard -- on phone -- is that Abdullah has started talking in some exotic language and he still continues to chuck shoes out of the beautiful one-story house of my good neighbor.

Ever heard of a spick and span spook! Happens in Kashmir, only.

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Pool me paani nahi hai

Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Dont worry, pool me paani nahi hai

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