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हम इंडिया वाले

आस्ट्रेलिया वालो को पता नहीं है,
की हम इंडिया वाले चाहे कितना भी टारगेट हो
मार्च में पूरा कर ही देते है

Mar,28 2016
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Modi

Mar,28 2016
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Pati Ka Pyar

Wife: Tum Mujhe Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho.
Husbend: Me Tumse Itna Pyar Krta Hun,
Ki Tumhara Jutha Zaher Bhi Pi Kta Hun,
Agar Yakin Nai Ho Toh Aazma Kar Dekh Lo.

Mar,28 2016
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Hi Karna Hai

Beta : Papa Mujhe 220cc Pulsar Bike Hi Leni Hai
Baap : Beta Tu 220cc Pulsar Le Ya 350cc Ki Bulet,
Picha Tune100cc Ki Scooty Ka Hi Karna Hai..

Mar,23 2016
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Ludhiana Gaye The

Papu: Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye
Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa
Biwi Sharmate Hue : Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The

Mar,23 2016
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Shadi Ki Movie

Husband : Raaaat Ko Mene 1 Horrorrrr Movie Dekhi.
1 Chudel Kabhi Mere Aageeee
Toh Kabhi Piche Orh Kabhi Sath Chal Rahi Thi,
Wife : Kaun Si Movie Thi
Husband : Apni Shadi Ki Movie.

Mar,17 2016
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Utha Ke Le Jata Hai

Shyam: Teri Aur Bhabi Ki Jodi Ram Sita Ki Jodi Hai
Kapil : Kahan Na Ve Dharti Mein Samati Hai
Aur Na Koi Ravan Utha Ke Le Jata Hai

Mar,16 2016
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बिल भर आओ

लड़की : मैं कैसी दिख रही हूँ ?
बॉस : क्या बात है आज तो बहुत सुन्दर लग रही हो?
लड़की ज्यादा मक्खन लगाने की जरुरत नहीं है
बाहर जाके ब्यूटी पार्लर वाले का बिल भर आओ

Mar,14 2016
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Latest

Mar,10 2016
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ना सोया जाए

ना वक्त इतना हैं कि सिलेबस पूरा किया जाए;
ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए;
ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने;
ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए

Mar,8 2016
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तेरा मेरा करते

तेरा मेरा करते एक दिन चले जाना है, 
जो भी कमाया यही रह जाना है 

करलो कुछ अच्छे कर्म
साथ यही हमारे जाना है

Mar,5 2016
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Raani Ki Tarah

Sumona : Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyu Nahi Bataya
Ke Tumhari Raani Naam Ki Ek Our Wife Bhi Hai.
Bittoo : Bataya To Tha Tumhe Raani Ki Tarah Rakhunga .

Mar,5 2016
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Set Ho Jayegi

Aap Unhe Hamesha Ye Kkahe Ki Wo Duniya Ki Sabse Beautiful Ladki Hai.
Wo Aap se Hamesha Hush Rahegi Aur Easily Set Ho Jayegi.

Mar,5 2016
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Fee

Mar,4 2016
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Teacher

Mar,4 2016
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Sochne Ke Paise

Santa: Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega,
Banta: Kuch B Nahi
Santa: Kaise,
Banta: Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.

Mar,2 2016
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Royenge Har Raat Ko

Wo Samjhe Na Samjhe Hamare Jazbat Ko
Hum Manege Unki Har Baat Ko
Hum Chale Jaayenge Ek Din Is Duniya Ko Chodker
Wo Aasuon Bhayege Royenge Har Raat Ko

Feb,27 2016
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Graho Di dasa

Feb,17 2016
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Sab Bakwaas Hai

Ja Rahe Hum Marne Aaj Man Udas Hai
Yaad Nai Kiya Usne Jiski Muje Aas Hai Muje
Bhul Gye Wo Jo Sabse Khas Hai .
Chalo Ab Msg Kro Upar Likha Sab Bakwaas Hai

Feb,16 2016
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Open The Door

A School Boy Was Masturbating In School Bathroom,
Suddenly Teacher Came N Open The Door,
Boy Says Maam, 100 Saal Jiyogi App

Feb,11 2016
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Super Mario

Rajinikanth Can Finish Super Mario
Without Using Jump Button,
Its Rajni Style

Feb,8 2016
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Bahut Moti Wife

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Mein BMW Mili Hai,
Banta: Par Tumhare Pass To koi Car Nahi Hai,
Santa: Abe Ghadhe BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Moti Wife

Feb,6 2016
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10 वीं पास लौंडों

असली टैलेंट तो मेडिकल स्टोर के उन 10 वीं पास लौंडों में होता है
जो बिना किसी दिक्कत के किसी भी डाक्टर की हैंड राइटिंग, बड़े आराम से
पढ़ लेते है

Feb,4 2016
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Exm main

Feb,3 2016
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Daaru

Feb,2 2016
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chart

Jan,29 2016
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Keep moving

Jan,28 2016
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patani ke baat

Jan,27 2016
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Dhakka Lagaun Kya

Ek Admi Khade Khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha
Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhakka Lagau Kya

Jan,27 2016
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Examination Hall

Teacher: Kisi Aisi Jagha Ka Name Batao Jaha..
Bhut Sare Log Ho Phir Bhi Aap Akely Feel Karty Ho..
Student: Examination Hall

Jan,23 2016
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Love With A Nurse

Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse.
After Much Thinking,
He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.

Jan,21 2016
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Tanhai

Jan,20 2016
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Kutta Rakha Hai

Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya.
Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga
Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai.
Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai

Jan,14 2016
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No One

Jan,13 2016
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Tara Singh

Jan,13 2016
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Respact

Jan,13 2016
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Helmet Kaha Hai

If Superheroes Were Indian.
Haan Bhai Helmet Kaha Hai Tera
Sir I'm Captain America
Saale Bahot Angrezi Jhaad Rha Hai, Kaat Chalan Iska

Jan,9 2016
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Rajai

Jan,7 2016
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Only Even Day

Jan,6 2016
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Kissing Them

Arz Hai Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing Them Is The Boys Duty

Jan,2 2016
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Umar Ki Hun

Santa:1 Aurat Ko Ghurte Hue Ja Raha Tha
Aurat: Dekhta Kya H Teri Maa Ki Umar Ki Hu
Santa :To Mai Bi Apne Baap K Liye Hi Dhund Rha Hu.

Dec,31 2015
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Good Night

Dec,29 2015
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Aaj Ki Khabar

Dec,29 2015
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Bheed Hamesha

Dec,29 2015
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Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya

Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya..
To Kya.Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya..

Dec,29 2015
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Naam Likhi Hain

Dil Me Humne Tumhaare Pyar Ki Dastaan Likhi Hain,
Naa Thodi Naa Tamaam Likhi Hain,
Kabhi Humaare Liye Bhi Dua Kar Liya Karo Sanam,
Humney Toh Har Ek Saans Tumhaare Naam Likhi Hain.

Dec,29 2015
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Patani Ko samjhana

Dec,24 2015
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Saanse Tujh Se Hai.

Meri Khushi Tujh Se Hai,
Meri Khwahish Tujh Se Hai,
Mujh Jeene Ke Liye Kisi Or Ki Nhi Teri Jarort Hai
Kyoki Meri Jindgi Meri Saanse Tujh Se Hai.

Dec,24 2015
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Shaadi Ka Card

Dec,23 2015
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Apne Kutte Nu

Santa:Apne Kutte Nu Fadd Ke,Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si.
Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi.
Santa: Saale, Main Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha Haan.

Dec,22 2015
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