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Terey Baal Hain Gahrey Samandar,
Terey Baal Hain Gahrey Samandar,
Sochta Hoon Ke Tujhey Insan Kahoon Ya Bandar.
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Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Gaur Farmaiye. Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Ki Chinti Bhi Ab Kheech Le Jaati Hai Charpai Se.
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Police: Oye, tune Papita Bechne wali ko kiss kyon kiya?
Santa: Sir, main bhi kya karta wo itni der se
Mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi,
PAPPI TE LE LO,
PAPPI TE LE LO.
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Ek Bar 1 Aadmi Ne Rajnikant Ki Beti Ko Line Mardi
Rajnikant Ne Usuki Tang Hath Gardan Marod Di.
Aj wo Aadmi Baba Ram Dev Naam Se Jana Jata Hai
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Wo Dil Kya Kare Jo Milne Ki Dua Na Kare,
Tujko Bhool Kar Jiyun Khuda Na Kare,
Hogi Teri Yaari Meri Zindagi Bhar Ki Liya,
Yeh Baat Aur Hai Ke Zindagi Wafa Na Kare
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Jis Ladki Ko Aap Patana Chahte Ho,
Usse Jab Bhi Milo To Uski Family Ki Haal-Chaal Zaroor Pucho Isse Bhi Ladkiyan Bahut Impress Hoti Hain.
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Nigaahein Aapki Pehchaan Hain Humari,
Muskurahat Aapki Shaan Hai Humari,
Rakhna Hifajat Tum Apni,
Kyonki Saanse Aapki Jaan Hai Humari .
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Jab aap Sex start kare to us se pahle apni wife ko khoob josh me laaye der tak apni biwi se khele play kare.
Biwi k pistan ko choose and apne hand se biwi ki Yoni ko massage kare is doran apne mind and feelings ko full control me rakhe.
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Santa ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain,
Jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya aur bola, Vidhwa Aurat.
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After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.
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Man: Santa where U born?
Santa: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai,
Whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
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Ek bar 1 ladki ne 1 ladke par susu kar di.
Ladka bola: O chanchal shokh hasina ye kasi nadani hai.
Ladki boli: Tum jise dekh ne ke sapne dekhte ho ye usi jhil ka pani hai.
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Boy: Main Aap ke pas so jau?
Nurse: So jaao.
Boy: Aapke pet me Ungli karu?
Nurse: Kar lo.
Thodi Der baad.
Nurse: Aah Aah Aai Aaaa, Ye Pet Nahi hai.
Boy: Ye Ungli Bhi Nahi Hai.
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Girl: Life is Great, Main kuchh Bada karna chahahti hu.
Boy: Pagli tu sirf Haath me le, bada apne aap ho jaayega.
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Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho,
Band car ko bhi hila deti hai.
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Badi muddat baad,
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh,
Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha.
Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai.
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When the world works right,
Good things happen to and for good people,
And you are definitely good people.
Happy Birthday.
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Pati bola: Good nite.
patni: aise kaise good nite.
Band karo light, hathyar karo tight,
Lelo nipple ka bite, karlo pussy se fight,
Aur gira do apna BIRLAWHITE.
Tab hogi good night.
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
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Raat chup hai magar chand khamosh nahi,
Kaise kahoon aaj phir hosh nahin,
Is tarah dooba hoon teri mohabbat ki gahrai mein,
Hath mein jaam hai aur peena ka hosh nahin.
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Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.
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Yuhi Aankhon Se Aansu Behte Nahi,
Kisi Aur Ko Hum Apna Kehte Nahi,
Ek Tum Hi Ho Jo Ruk Se Gaye Ho Zindagi Mein,
Varna Rukne Ke Liye Hum Kisi Ko Kehte Nahi.
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Kapil: Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah,
Phir.
phir.
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.
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Ek aas, ek ehsaas,
Meri soch aur bus tum,
Ek sawal, ek majaal,
Tumhara khayal or bs tum.
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Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey,
Santa ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Santa: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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SANTA: Maine apni beti ki shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA: Woh kaise?
SANTA: Maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya,
Usne love marriage karliy.
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I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.
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Tinke tinke me bikhrte chale gaye,
Tanhai ki gehraiyo me utarte chale gaye,
Jannat thi har sham jin dosto kr sath,
1,1 ker ke sub bichdte chale gaye.
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Kisi roj yaad na kar pau to khudgarj na samjh lena,
Darasl choti si iss umar mai presaniya bhut hai,
Main bhoola nhi hu kisi ko mere bahot achhe dost hai zmane me,
Bs thodi zindagi uljhi pdi hai do waqt ki roti kmane me.
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Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machar bhaag jate hain.
Sochoo KYUKI team Allout hain naa.
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Kisi ne humse pucha tumhare dost kya karte hain?
Humne bhi badhi Shaan se jawab diya.
Black Dog,
Antiquity,
Teachers,
Kingfisher,
Jesi badhi Company unske dam par chali hain.
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Ab kisi aur se mohabbat karlu to shikayat mat karna,
Yeh buri adat bhi mujhe tumse hi lagi hai.
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Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.
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Unless you have a very good excuse and ring ahead to rearrange,
Turning up late for an appointment will not endear you to any employer.
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Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein,
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a fir kabhi ban jayega.
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Ladki patane ka sabse best tarika hota hai ke aap ladki ke samne,
Uski friend ka tarif karo ise ladki ke dil main jalan hogi,
Aur woh aap ko propose kar degi kyu ki ladkiya hi laladkiyo se jalti hai,
Aur is jalne main hum ladko ka fayda hota hai.
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Bhagwan: Maine Ladkiyo ko itna Sundar, Kamuk banaya koi kami ho to batao.
Boy: Bas niche ched me Pasword System kar do taki jiski hai wo hi chod sake.
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Jab Biwi full josh me ho jaye excite tab hi,
Apne ling ko wife ki yoni me dale and jab apne,
Ling ko biwi ki yoni me dal de to just cool ho kar,
Lete rahe. thodi der bad harkat shuru kare,
Is time me bhut zyada excite na ho aram se hi sax kare.
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Aap jise like krte hai,
Jb woh School,College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho,
To aap uske sath sath chale aur unse baat karte hue bhi jaye.
Aisa Continue 7 Dino tak karo aur 8th Day ignore krna,
Wo 9th Day aapse jarur puchegi ki kal aap sath kuo nahi aaye.
Aur iss tarah baat start ho jaege.
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Defintion Of Arrange Marriage: Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga &,
Defintion Of Love Marriage: PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.
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Kya hua jo us na apne hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwayen ge,
Hame pata tha woh hamare naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasayen ge.
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Santa: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota he?
Banta: Ghochu,Saale Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.
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Santa: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota he?
Banta: Ghochu,Saale Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.
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Q: What can fly but has no wings?
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Ans: Time.
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Koi BKoi Bi Ladki Zyada Gussa Nahi Pasand Karti So Gussa Kam
Karo cool Raho vo Tumhe Pasand Karne Lagegi
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Mein Tod Leta Agar Tum Gulab Hoti,
Main Jawab Banta Agar Tum Sawal Hoti,
Sabhi Jante Hai Ki Mein Nasha Nahi Karta,
Fir Bhi Pee Lete Agar Tum Sharaab Hoti.
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