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Kissing Them

Arz Hai Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing Them Is The Boys Duty

Jan,2 2016
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Umar Ki Hun

Santa:1 Aurat Ko Ghurte Hue Ja Raha Tha
Aurat: Dekhta Kya H Teri Maa Ki Umar Ki Hu
Santa :To Mai Bi Apne Baap K Liye Hi Dhund Rha Hu.

Dec,31 2015
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Good Night

Dec,29 2015
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Aaj Ki Khabar

Dec,29 2015
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Bheed Hamesha

Dec,29 2015
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Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya

Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya..
To Kya.Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya..

Dec,29 2015
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Naam Likhi Hain

Dil Me Humne Tumhaare Pyar Ki Dastaan Likhi Hain,
Naa Thodi Naa Tamaam Likhi Hain,
Kabhi Humaare Liye Bhi Dua Kar Liya Karo Sanam,
Humney Toh Har Ek Saans Tumhaare Naam Likhi Hain.

Dec,29 2015
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Patani Ko samjhana

Dec,24 2015
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Saanse Tujh Se Hai.

Meri Khushi Tujh Se Hai,
Meri Khwahish Tujh Se Hai,
Mujh Jeene Ke Liye Kisi Or Ki Nhi Teri Jarort Hai
Kyoki Meri Jindgi Meri Saanse Tujh Se Hai.

Dec,24 2015
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Shaadi Ka Card

Dec,23 2015
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Gobar Hi Bhara Hai

Biwi :Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai.
Husband : To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.

Dec,22 2015
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Apne Kutte Nu

Santa:Apne Kutte Nu Fadd Ke,Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si.
Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi.
Santa: Saale, Main Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha Haan.

Dec,22 2015
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Good Night

Dec,21 2015
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चूत में उंगली

पप्पू की कॉलेज में एक लड़की से लड़ाई हो गई।
पप्पू ने उसकी चूत में उंगली दे दी।
लड़की गुस्से में बोली: तेरी ये हिम्मत?
पप्पू: तूने ही तो कहा था उंगली नीचे करके बात कर।

Dec,21 2015
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तीन अबॉर्शन होंगे

सास: अपनी बहू को ज्योतिष के पास लेकर गयी
सास: बताइये मेरी बेटी को बच्चा कब होगा
ज्योतिष: आपकी बहू के तीन अबॉर्शन होंगे, फिर एक लड़का होगा
सास: हे भगवान बहू सासू मां आप पोते की तैयारी करियें अबॉर्शन का कोटा मैं पूरा करके आयी हूं

Dec,19 2015
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Ya Bandar

Terey Baal Hain Gahrey Samandar,
Terey Baal Hain Gahrey Samandar,
Sochta Hoon Ke Tujhey Insan Kahoon Ya Bandar.

Dec,19 2015
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Choot Mein Ungli

Husband Ne Magazine Padte Huye 
Paas Leti Biwi Ki Choot Mein Ungli Kardi
Biwi: Oh Jaanu Sex Ka Mood H Kya?
Husband: Nai Page Palatne Ke Liye Ungli Geeli Ki H.

Dec,19 2015
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Charpai Se

Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Gaur Farmaiye. Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Ki Chinti Bhi Ab Kheech Le Jaati Hai Charpai Se.

Dec,17 2015
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Santa Ke Ghar Ke Bahar

Police: Oye, tune Papita Bechne wali ko kiss kyon kiya?
Santa: Sir, main bhi kya karta wo itni der se
Mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi,
PAPPI TE LE LO,
PAPPI TE LE LO.

Dec,17 2015
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Dudh Se Banayi

CallGirl Marwadi Ke Ghar Se Rote Hue Nikli,
Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua, Paise Nahi Diye Kya Kanjuso Ne.
Callgirl: Paise?
Zaalimo Ne Chai Tak Mere Dudh Se Banayi.

Dec,11 2015
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Rajnikant Ki Bet

Ek Bar 1 Aadmi Ne Rajnikant Ki Beti Ko Line Mardi
Rajnikant Ne Usuki Tang Hath Gardan Marod Di.
Aj wo Aadmi Baba Ram Dev Naam Se Jana Jata Hai

Dec,11 2015
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Dua Na Kare

Wo Dil Kya Kare Jo Milne Ki Dua Na Kare,
Tujko Bhool Kar Jiyun Khuda Na Kare,
Hogi Teri Yaari Meri Zindagi Bhar Ki Liya,
Yeh Baat Aur Hai Ke Zindagi Wafa Na Kare

Dec,9 2015
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Patana Chahte Ho

Jis Ladki Ko Aap Patana Chahte Ho,
Usse Jab Bhi Milo To Uski Family Ki Haal-Chaal Zaroor Pucho Isse Bhi Ladkiyan Bahut Impress Hoti Hain.

Dec,9 2015
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Nigaahein Aapki

Nigaahein Aapki Pehchaan Hain Humari,
Muskurahat Aapki Shaan Hai Humari,
Rakhna Hifajat Tum Apni,
Kyonki Saanse Aapki Jaan Hai Humari .

Dec,5 2015
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Pocket Me Pistol

Airport Officer: Pocket me Pistol le ke kyun aaye ho?
Me: Pistol nahi hai sir.
Officer: Phir?
Me: Wo Sunny Leone ki Video dekh raha tha.

Dec,4 2015
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Josh Me Laaye


Jab aap Sex start kare to us se pahle apni wife ko khoob josh me laaye der tak apni biwi se khele play kare.
Biwi k pistan ko choose and apne hand se biwi ki Yoni ko massage kare is doran apne mind and feelings ko full control me rakhe.

Dec,1 2015
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किसने बरबाद की

उसने पुछा,
जिंदगी किसने बरबाद की हैं,
हमने उंगली उठाई और,
Uski chut पे रख दी.

Dec,1 2015
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Dhoka Na Dena

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena,
Arz kiya hai,
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena,
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena.

Dec,1 2015
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To Kehna

Ladki: Mere Pichhe Pichhe Ghumega To Patthar Fenk K Marungi.
Ladka: janeman tu Patthar Uthane Ko To Jhuk Teri gand Na Maar Du to kehna.

Dec,1 2015
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Husband Ka Pichha

Santa ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain,
Jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya aur bola, Vidhwa Aurat.

Dec,1 2015
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Kuch Mat Bolna

Response After S*x.
Call Girl: Paise?
Girl Frnd: Jaldi Kapde Do.
Padosan: Fir Kab Aaoge?
Wife: Ab 2-4 Din Kuch Mat Bolna.
Kamwali: Ab To Pagar Bada Do Sahab.

Nov,30 2015
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Tight Hona Hai

Santa: S*x Karte Hue Apni Wife Se  
Aur Tight Ah, Aur Tight Kar. 
Gulabo: Kamine Itna Tight Hona Hai To,
Bahar Jake Ganne Ke Ras Wali Mashin Mein Dal Le.

Nov,30 2015
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Many More Hills

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.

Nov,27 2015
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Jaya Nahi Karte

Josh Bhare Lund Ko Janeman Thukraya Nahi Karte,
Yun Chut Dikha Ke Aage Se Guzar Jaya Nahi Karte,
Kya Hua Agar Mera Ghar Ek Raja Ka Mahal Nahi,
To Kya Jhompdi Mein Log Chudvaya Nahi Karte?

Nov,27 2015
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कौन सीनियर हे

टीचर: बताओ दोनों में से कौन सीनियर हे.
लण्ड या चूत?
संता: चूत.
टीचर: क्यूँ.?
संता: चूत को देखकर लण्ड खड़ा हो जाता हे.

Nov,27 2015
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Santa Body Parts

Man: Santa where U born?
Santa: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai,
Whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

Nov,26 2015
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Sapne Dekhte Ho

Ek bar 1 ladki ne 1 ladke par susu kar di.
Ladka bola: O chanchal shokh hasina ye kasi nadani hai.
Ladki boli: Tum jise dekh ne ke sapne dekhte ho ye usi jhil ka pani hai.

Nov,26 2015
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Dikha Sakty Ho

Judge: Kya ap wo jagha dikha sakty ho Jahan Aapki BiWi ke sath Rape hua?
Santa ne Apni BiWi ki Salwar utrai, Underwear neeche kiya aur bola,
ETHAY MY LORD, ETHAY.

Nov,26 2015
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Ungli Karu

Boy: Main Aap ke pas so jau?
Nurse: So jaao.
Boy: Aapke pet me Ungli karu?
Nurse: Kar lo.
Thodi Der baad.
Nurse: Aah Aah Aai Aaaa, Ye Pet Nahi hai.
Boy: Ye Ungli Bhi Nahi Hai.

Nov,26 2015
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Sirf Haath Me

Girl: Life is Great, Main kuchh Bada karna chahahti hu.
Boy: Pagli tu sirf Haath me le, bada apne aap ho jaayega.

Nov,25 2015
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Muhabbat Ki Taaqat

Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho,
Band car ko bhi hila deti hai.

Nov,23 2015
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Kaunsi Wali

Badi muddat baad,
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh,
Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha.
Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai.

Nov,23 2015
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Good People

When the world works right,
Good things happen to and for good people,
And you are definitely good people.
Happy Birthday.

Nov,21 2015
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Aaspaas Ke Ilaake

Devdas ko pasand thi Paro.
Wah wah.
Devdas ko pasand thi Paro.
Abhijeet aur Daya aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro.

Nov,21 2015
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Tera Hi Naam

Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain paya hai,
Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
Taa kay pochon rab say,
Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?

Nov,20 2015
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कारपेंटर

औरत डॉक्टर से: डॉ जब मैं सुबह उठती हूँ तो मेरी जाँघ पर बहुत सारी लाइन बनी होती है?
डॉ बहुत देर चेक करने के बाद बोला: पति क्या काम करता है?
औरत: कारपेंटर है।?
डॉ: उस भेन के लौड़े को कहना की रात को चुत चाटते समय अपने कान से पेंसिल हटा दिया करे।

Nov,20 2015
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Hathyar Karo Tight

Pati bola: Good nite.
patni: aise kaise good nite.
Band karo light, hathyar karo tight,
Lelo nipple ka bite, karlo pussy se fight,
Aur gira do apna BIRLAWHITE.
Tab hogi good night.

Nov,19 2015
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Present Moment

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

Nov,18 2015
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Mohabbat Ki Gahrai

Raat chup hai magar chand khamosh nahi,
Kaise kahoon aaj phir hosh nahin,
Is tarah dooba hoon teri mohabbat ki gahrai mein,
Hath mein jaam hai aur peena ka hosh nahin.

Nov,18 2015
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3 Aadmi

Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

Nov,17 2015
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