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Apna Kehte Nahi

Yuhi Aankhon Se Aansu Behte Nahi,
Kisi Aur Ko Hum Apna Kehte Nahi,
Ek Tum Hi Ho Jo Ruk Se Gaye Ho Zindagi Mein,
Varna Rukne Ke Liye Hum Kisi Ko Kehte Nahi.

Nov,17 2015
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खुश रहना सीखो

सेक्स करते वक्त एक बूढ़ा अपनी पत्नी से बोला: टाइट कर, टाइट कर।
बुढ़िया गुस्से में बोली: जो है उसी में खुश रहना सीखो।
क्या आज तक मैंने कभी कहा है कि बड़ा कर या खड़ा कर।

Nov,17 2015
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Mehbuba Kapil Ki

Kapil: Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah,
Phir.
phir.
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.

Nov,16 2015
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Disko

Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko chali.
Dhyan se sunega,
Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko chali.
Daya: Chan maro yaha ka chappa chappa gali gali.

Nov,14 2015
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Ek Ehsaas

Ek aas, ek ehsaas,
Meri soch aur bus tum,
Ek sawal, ek majaal,
Tumhara khayal or bs tum.

Nov,14 2015
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Aitbar

Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do.
Wah Wah,
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do.
ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do.

Nov,13 2015
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Apple Ka Saath

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey,
Santa ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Santa: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Nov,13 2015
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Love Marriage

SANTA: Maine apni beti ki shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA: Woh kaise?
SANTA: Maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya,
Usne love marriage karliy.

Nov,12 2015
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Chand Ki Chandni

Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h,
Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h,
ACP bola: Abhijeet zara pata kro ye hm pe itne Pjs Kaun bana rha hai.

Nov,11 2015
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Bachhe Ki Tang

Ek Mote Sardar Ko Teji Se Toilet Aya Par Gents Toilet Mein Guusa To Vo Full Tha.
To Usne Apne Baal Khole Aur Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.
Ek Lady Aayi Usne Uska Foola Pet Dekh Kar Pucha?
Aurat: Behan Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai.
Sardar Ji Bole: Daswa (10th).
Lady: Tabhi To Bachhe Ki Tang Bahar Aa Gayi Hai.

Nov,10 2015
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As A Friend

Boy: I like u.
Girl: Hahahaha
Boy: I am serious.
Girl: I like u too but as a friend.
Boy: Bt i really like u. I love u.
Girl: I love u too but as a friend.

Nov,9 2015
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Superhero

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.

Nov,9 2015
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Sub Bichdte Gaye

Tinke tinke me bikhrte chale gaye,
Tanhai ki gehraiyo me utarte chale gaye,
Jannat thi har sham jin dosto kr sath,
1,1 ker ke sub bichdte chale gaye.

 

Nov,9 2015
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चूतिये

भक्त: बाबा चूत और चूतिये में क्या अंतर है?
बाबा: बेटा जो आदमी को पागल कर दे उसे चूत कहते हैं और जो चूत के पीछे पागल हो जाये उसे चूतिया कहते हैं।

Nov,7 2015
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Na Samjh Lena

Kisi roj yaad na kar pau to khudgarj na samjh lena,
Darasl choti si iss umar mai presaniya bhut hai,
Main bhoola nhi hu kisi ko mere bahot achhe dost hai zmane me,
Bs thodi zindagi uljhi pdi hai do waqt ki roti kmane me.

 

Nov,5 2015
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Allout

Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machar bhaag jate hain.
Sochoo KYUKI team Allout hain naa.

Nov,4 2015
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Dost Kya Karte

Kisi ne humse pucha tumhare dost kya karte hain?
Humne bhi badhi Shaan se jawab diya.
Black Dog,
Antiquity,
Teachers,
Kingfisher,
Jesi badhi Company unske dam par chali hain.

Nov,4 2015
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Shikayat Mat Karna

Ab kisi aur se mohabbat karlu to shikayat mat karna,
Yeh buri adat bhi mujhe tumse hi lagi hai.

 

Nov,4 2015
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Har Lamha

Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.

Nov,3 2015
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वहीं से निकलता है

पिंकी: माँ, क्या यह सच है कि लड़के जहाँ अपना लंड डालते बच्चा वहीं से निकलता है?
जीतो: हाँ।
पिंकी: ओह मई गॉड, तो क्या मेरा बच्चा मेरे मुंह से निकलेगा?

Nov,3 2015
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Turning Up Late

Unless you have a very good excuse and ring ahead to rearrange,
Turning up late for an appointment will not endear you to any employer.

 

Nov,3 2015
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Mota Kela

Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein,
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a fir kabhi ban jayega.

Nov,3 2015
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Friend Se Jalan

Ladki patane ka sabse best tarika hota hai ke aap ladki ke samne,
Uski friend ka tarif karo ise ladki ke dil main jalan hogi,
Aur woh aap ko propose kar degi kyu ki ladkiya hi laladkiyo se jalti hai,
Aur is jalne main hum ladko ka fayda hota hai.

Oct,30 2015
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Password System

Bhagwan: Maine Ladkiyo ko itna Sundar, Kamuk banaya koi kami ho to batao.
Boy: Bas niche ched me Pasword System kar do taki jiski hai wo hi chod sake.

Oct,30 2015
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Zyada Time Sex

Jab Biwi full josh me ho jaye excite tab hi,
Apne ling ko wife ki yoni me dale and jab apne,
Ling ko biwi ki yoni me dal de to just cool ho kar,
Lete rahe. thodi der bad harkat shuru kare,
Is time me bhut zyada excite na ho aram se hi sax kare.

Oct,29 2015
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Uske Sath Chale

Aap jise like krte hai,
Jb woh School,College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho,
To aap uske sath sath chale aur unse baat karte hue bhi jaye.
Aisa Continue 7 Dino tak karo aur 8th Day ignore krna,
Wo 9th Day aapse jarur puchegi ki kal aap sath kuo nahi aaye.
Aur iss tarah baat start ho jaege.

Oct,29 2015
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Sex Kya Hai


Sex ek kala hai, Jo kare uska bhala hai.
Sex ek bhavna hai, jisko pura kurne ki sabki kaamna hai.
Sex do atmaon kaa milan hai, sadiyo se jiska chalan hai.
Sex maja hai, Jo na kare uska jeevan ek saza hai.
Sex bhakti hai, jisme subki mukti hai.
Sex ek jaap hai, jisko na jupna mahapaap hai.
Sex amrit hai, poora jeevan jisse tript hai.

Oct,29 2015
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Small Boy & Girl Joke

Oct,28 2015
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Funny Osama Joke

Oct,28 2015
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Funny Cartoon Joke

Oct,28 2015
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Bika Hua Maal

Defintion Of Arrange Marriage: Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga &,
Defintion Of Love Marriage: PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.

Oct,28 2015
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Bahan Ko Phasayenge

Kya hua jo us na apne hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwayen ge,
Hame pata tha woh hamare naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasayen ge.

Oct,28 2015
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Khushbu Ka Message

Santa: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota he?
Banta: Ghochu,Saale Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.

Oct,28 2015
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झगड़ा

टीचर: तू रोज लेट स्कूल क्यों आता है.
बंटू: मेरे पापा रोज सुबह मम्मी से झगड़ा करते हैं.
टीचर: अच्छा , कौन हैं तुम्हारे पापा?
बंटू: अरे इसी बात पे तो झगड़ा करते हैं.

Oct,28 2015
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Khushbu Ka Message

Santa: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota he?
Banta: Ghochu,Saale Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.

Oct,28 2015
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Fly But No Wings

Q: What can fly but has no wings?
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.
.

Ans: Time.

Oct,27 2015
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Tumhari Lipstik

Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola
Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota
Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye
Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey.

Oct,27 2015
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Kash Tm Ringtone Hoti

Wife:
Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change karta.

Oct,27 2015
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Gussa Kam

Koi BKoi Bi Ladki Zyada Gussa Nahi Pasand Karti So Gussa Kam

Karo cool Raho  vo Tumhe Pasand Karne Lagegi  

Oct,27 2015
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Positive Attitude

Girl Friend: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai,
Boy Friend: That's Good,
Phir to Hum Condom ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge.

Oct,26 2015
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Satwa Janam

Pati: Patni Mandir Main,
Pati: Tumne kya Manga?
Patni: Ki Aap Aur Main Saat Janam Saath Rahe.
Patni:Aur Aapne.
Pati:Ye Mera Saatwa Janam Ho.

Oct,26 2015
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Gulab

Mein Tod Leta Agar Tum Gulab Hoti,
Main Jawab Banta Agar Tum Sawal Hoti,
Sabhi Jante Hai Ki Mein Nasha Nahi Karta,
Fir Bhi Pee Lete Agar Tum Sharaab Hoti.

Oct,24 2015
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Safe Jagah

Santa: Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?
Banta: Mandir.
Santa: Mandir kyu?
Banta: Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.

Oct,24 2015
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Good Example

Madam ladki se: Beta tense kitne type ke hote hai.
Ladki: 3 type ke past, present, future.
Madam: good ek example do.
Ladki: Kal aapke ladke ne mujhe dekha.
Aaj pasand kar liya or mujse pyar ho gaya.
Aur kal wo mujhe bhaga kar le jaiga.

Oct,23 2015
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Sadharan Maut

Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
ACP: Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.

Oct,21 2015
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Aankhon Mein

Fizao Ka Mausam Jaane Ke Baad Baharo Ka Mausam Aaya,
Gulab Se Gulab Ka Rang Tere Gaalon Par Aaya,
Tere Naino Ne Kaali Ghata Ka Jab Kajal Lagaya,
Jawani Jo Tum Par Aayi To Nasha Meri Aankhon Mein Aaya.

Oct,16 2015
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Funny Girls

Oct,15 2015
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Difficulty

Ladki ko manane ke tarike bahut hi easy hai lekin ladki ko patana ek difficult task hai. Unke sath hamesha unki hi bate kare iss tarha se app unse der tak baat kar sakte ho orh unhe acha lagega.

Oct,14 2015
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Charge It Up

Face it, men are visual creatures. Save them the trouble of imagining; instead, dress up to kill.

Oct,13 2015
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Thandi Hawa

Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui,
Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Ghusa Aur So Gaya,
Patni: Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai.
Aadmi Gusse Se: To Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai.

Oct,13 2015
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