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If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
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Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh
kar ek budha bola,
“ in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha.
Ab kya handset bhi
le jayege.?
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Pappu: Mam aap meri ek sabal ka jabab dengi..
Mam: ha ha puchho..
Pappu: ek line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi, bich bali chiti bolti hai..
mere aage v 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti.. to aap btaeye kul kitne chiti the!
Mam: 5
Pappu: galat.
Mam: 6
Pappu: phir v galat.
Mam: 7
Pappu:- ye v galat.
Mam (Harker): to tmhi btao.
Pappu: hai to 3 hi chiti, vo bich bali hai na jhuth bol rahi thi.
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Kehte h shaadi ki gaanth toh aasman mein hi bandh jaati h...insaan toh sirf petikot Salwar aur bra ki gaanth kholne ke liye zameen pe bheja jaata h
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Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.
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Dil ko unse rusva hone ki kya wajah du
Saanso ko unse doori ki kya saja du
Gun ka samandar hai aage ya hai kaali raat
Aapse pyar main mili hai dil ko kuch aisi saugaat.
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This includes your elders, minors, co-workers, family members, etc. This can be hard when you have to be around someone who has differing opinions than you, or who acts in a way you don’t approve of. But you can still be civil. If you look for attributes you respect in people, you will find them.
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Move to the edge of the bed and have him lie back with his head and shoulders on the floor as you straddle him. The blood will rush to his head creating mind-blowing sensations as he climaxes.
Benefits: The blood will rush to his other head, too.
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The beauty of the Christmas season
can remind us of all the beauty of life
that we take for granted.
Our family, our friends and our faith.
Merry Christmas
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I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.
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बीवी शराबी पति को सुधारने के लिए काले कपड़े पहनकर घर के बाहर खड़ी हो गई पति:तुम कौन हो? पत्नी:चुड़ैल पति : हाथ मिला, मैं तेरी बहन का पति😃
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Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)
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Most people sort of enjoy going to work because of the socialisation, a chance to flirt with co-workers and so on, but actually hate the job they do.
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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Chand sa chehra dekhne ki ijazat de do
Mujhe yeh sham sajane ke ijazat de do
Mujhe qaid kar lo apne ishq mein
Ya fir Mujhe ishq karne ke ijazat de do.
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GlassesDoc, I think I need to wear glasses
Indeed you have to, you are in a bank.
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If Rajnikanth was born 200 yrs ago
British would have fought India to get Independence
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Zindagi se sabhi ko mohabat hai
Par Zindagi kisi ki mohabat nahi banti
Tamanna le kar jeete hai sab log
Magar har tamanna Taqdeer nahi banti
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Yun durr reh kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
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KBC me AMITABH ne mujhse 13 wa Sawaal
Pucha: INDIA Me Fokat Ke Message Padhne
Wale group Ka Naam Batao?
Kasam Se 5 Crore Thukra Diye.
Par Apne group ka Naam Nahi Liya.
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I am sorry to be smiling every time you re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.
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Meri Khaali Jaib ko Meri Ghareebi Na Samajh Faraz.
Agar Khauf-e-Khuda Na Hota To Main Bhi MONCHHON WALA KUTTA HOTA.
Samajh To Gaye Ho Na?
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Jindgi ka sabse pyara sach.
Life me kabhi us se pyar mat karo jo duniya me bahut sunder hai
balki us se pyar karo jiske kaaran aapki duniya sunder ho.
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Although some couples enjoy having raunchy sex, you'd be wise to talk to your partner before you engage in such behaviour. If you begin being nasty with your lover without knowing if they like it first, chances are the scenario won't end on a happy note.
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Patient – Doctor saheb, saaf – saaf bataayiye ki mujhe beemari kya hai ?
Doctor – dekhiye aap bahut khaate hain, bahut sharab peete hain aur bahut aalsi hain !
Patient – Ok Doctor saheb, ab yehi baaten apni tedhi-medhi handwriting me English me likh kar de den taaki mai office se 1 hafte kee chhutti le sakuun … !
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Man outside phone booth: Excuse me.
You are holding the phone since 20 mins have not spoken a word.
Man inside: I am talking to my wife.
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Maximum Ladkiyan Clean Shave Kiye Hue Ladko Ko Like Karti Hai Issliye Sexy Dikhne Ke Liye Shave Karte Rahe.
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Kbhi laga wo mujhe sata rahe hai,Kbhi laga ke wo karib aa rahe hai,
Kuchh log hote hai ansuon ki tarah Pata hi nhi lagta sath de rahe hain, Ya chhod kar jaa rahe hain…
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When Rajinikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
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Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Love is fearless, but I fear of losing you.
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Ladki Patane Ke Liye Confidence Bahur Hi Jaruri Hai Isliye Aap Pahle Apne Aap Pe Bharosa Rakhiye Ki Aap Use Pata Kar Hi Dumm Lenge, Aur Aap Apne Confidence Ke Bal Par Hi Use Pata Lenge.
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A very naughty ans given by a girl..
When asked
“How u feel when a guys give a flying kiss”
Girl- i feel boy r very lazy..
let have fun boys!
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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!
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During a heart transplant.
Doctor: $h!t
Nurse: what happened.
Doctor: My mobile network is gone.
Nurse: So?
Doctor: I don't know what to do next.
Nurse: Why.
Doctor: I'm from IIN.
Nurse behosh...
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Propose Karna Mard Ka Kaam Hai Iss Liye Aap Ye Mat Soche Ki Ladki Aakar Aapko Propose Karengi, Pahle Aapko Hi Propose Karna Hoga.
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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye
aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya.
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Boy while kissing his girlfriend..
Boy- Thanks u baby..
4 give me ur chewing gum..
Girl- This is not chewing gum my love,
I’m suffering from cough!
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Kapil wife : Ghar mein namak khatam ho gaya hai,
Khaane mein kya banau ?
Kapil : Thoda toothpaste daal do, usme namak hai !
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Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
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I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
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When a girl cries 4a boy it means she loves him a lot..But when,
A boy cries 4a girl it means no 1 in this world can love the girl more than that boy!!
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Sweetest kiss- On the head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
Most romantic kiss- On the lips!
N the hottest kiss?
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Friends are those who never turn their back to you
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