Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai?
Iss Ke Toh Mujh Se Bhi Jyada Bade Bade Ho Gaye Hai.
Pata Nahi Kaun Sa Shampoo Use Karti Hai.
Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko.
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya,
Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko,
Gham ne bhi muskurana sikha diya.
Kaun kehta hai ye Dil Pagal hai,
Pagalpan to bas ek Bahaana hai,
Ek bar Muskura kar to Dekho lo,
Ye Pagal Dil Tumhara Deewana hai.
Apni nigahon se na dekh khudko,
Heera bhi tujhe patthar lagega,
Sab kehte honge chand ka tukda hai tu,
Meri nazar se dekh chand tera tukda lagega.
Yaadien aksar hoti hain satane ke liye,
Koi rooth jata h fir maan jane ke liye,
Rishte nibhana koi muskil to nahi,
Bas dilo me pyar chahiye use nibhane k liye.
Ek Bar Ek Ladki Ko Chot Lag Gayi To Usko Khoon Ki Jarurat Thhi.
To Uske Boy Friend Ne Usko Blood Donate Kar Diye.
Kuch Din Baad Un Dono Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi To Ladke Ne Kaha Ki Mujhe Mera Khoon Vaapis Kar.
To Ladki Ne Apna Ek Used Whisper Uske Muh Par Dekar Maara Aur Kaha Monthly Installemnts Mein Milega.
Nurse: Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Pappu: Wahh G wahh kya Ultra technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
Aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai.
Chanda chamke cham cham,
Cheekhe chaukanna chor,
Chiti chaate chini,
Chakori chini khor.
अगर कोई सर्प जहरीला नहीं है तब भी उसे जहरीला दिखना चाहिए
वैसे डंस भले ही न दो पर डंस दे सकने की क्षमता का दूसरों को अहसास करवाते रहना चाहिए.
Mahila Doctor: Tum roj subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar Aurato ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Aadmi: Ji aap ne hi likha hai, Aurato ko dekhne ka samay subah 9 baje se 11 baje tak.
Santa Ne Ek Bar Airtel Ka Tower Dekha Aur Uspar Lagi Ek Red Light Blink Karti Dekhi.
Dekh Kar Kuch Der Sochha Aur Muskura Ke Bola.
Santa: Yaar Apna India Badi Jaldi Development Kar Raha Hai, Aeroplanes Ke Liye Bhi Traffic Signals Laga Diye.
12 boys planned to propose a girl,
10 came with a rose but 1 came with a ring, Thats CONFIDENCE.
But what about the other 1,
Wo saala baarat lekar aa gya, thats OVER CONFIDENCE.
Rajinikanth did his K.G. frOm 7 different places.
TOday thOse are knOwn as 7 different,
IIT.
Jaati Nahi Aankhon Se Soorat Teri,
Na Jaati Hai Dil Se Mohabbat Teri,
Tere Jaane Ke Baad Hota Hai Mehsoos Yoon,
Hamein Aur Bhi Jyada Hai Zaroorat Teri.
Arj kiya hai, yu na kisi k dil se khelo,
Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo,
Jab sms hi nahi karna hai to,
Phone bechkar Radio hi lelo.
If Once You Forfeit The Confidence Of Your Fellow Citizens, You Can Never Regain Their Respect And Esteem
How Many Legs Does A Dog Have If You Call The Tail A Leg? Four. Calling A Tail A Leg Doesn’t Make It A Leg.
Boy: Beww,
BEWWWW,
beWW,
BEwW,
Girl: WHAT?
Boy:That Is The Sound Of Ambulance Coming To Pick Me Up,
Because,
When I Saw You My Heart Stopped.
Son: Can I Go To My Friend's House For Party.
Dad: Don't Ask Me. Ask your mom
Mom: Don't Ask Me. Ask Your Dad
Son: Sala, Ghar Hai Ya SBI ki Branch
Fair & Lovely Ke Ad Me Face Dikhaya
Ponds Ke Ad Me Hath Dikhaya
Pentene Ke Ad Me Baal Dikhaye
Phir Whisper Ke Ad Mein Cheating Kyun
The Romans used to clean and whiten their teeth with urine. Apparently it works.
Please don’t do it, though.
The oldest condoms ever found date back to the 1640s (they were found in a cesspit at Dudley Castle), and were made from animal and fish intestines.
WIFE Night Me Pati Se-MERI TARAF FACE KAR KE SO JAO NA,
MUZE DARR LAG RAHA HAI...
HUSBAND- AACHA AUR MAI BHALE HE DARR KE MARE MARR JAU.
Teacher : Har Ek Kamyab Adami Ke Piche Larki Ka Haath Hota hai
App Iss se Kaya samajate Ho
Student : Yahi Ki kitabon Ke piche time Kharab Karne se acha hai
Ki Kisi larki Ke Piche Chalte Rahoo
Aazmaish Dosti Me Zaruri Hoti Hai,
Na Mil Pana Kisi Ki Majburi Hoti Hai,
Yaad Dur Se Aapko Kar To Sakte Hai,
Lekin Dil Ki Hasrat To Mulakaat Se Hi Puri Hoti Hai.
Biwi market se lauti
Pati: Mera andaza yeh keh raha hai ki iss dibbe mein koi khaane ki cheez hai.
Patni: Arey wah mere pati parmeshwar, aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai,
Isme mere naye sandals hain!!
Santa: Apne Kutte Ki Puch main Pipe Gusa Raha Tha
Banta: Yaar Pipe Gusane Se Bhi Kute ki Puch Sidi Nai Hoti Hai
Santa: Yaar Main Iski Puch Nai Sidhi Kar Raha
Balki Pipe Mord Raha Hun
Girl: If ur mom & me fall in the water whom would u Save 1st?
Boy: I would jump into water to save my mom & die with U..!!
Ek din hum bhi kafan odh jayenge,
Har ek rishta is zameen se tode jayenge,
Jitna ji chahe satalo yaaro,
Ek din rulate hue sabko chod jayenge.
Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain,
Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe Romantic lagta hai,
Aur
Pati sharaab piye to Bewda lagta hai.
Every day, think as you wake up, today I am fortunate to be alive, I have a precious human life, I am not going to waste it. I am going to use all my energies to develop myself, to expand my heart out to others; to achieve enlightenment for the benefit of all beings. I am going to have kind thoughts towards others, I am not going to get angry or think badly about others. I am going to benefit others as much as I can.
jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan
aisi-waisi harkat to
nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha.
Kal yeh 100% Bamaar hogi
Bacha Chest pe hath rak k pencil uthne k liye jhuka
Baap: Chest pe hath kyu rkha?
Bacha: School me madam bina hath rakhe juki thi to fefde bahar aagaye.
Halaat keh rahe hain..
Wo yaad nahi karenge ab
Umeed keh rahi hai..
Bss thoda intejaar aur kar.
Missing you is my hobby;
Caring for you is my job;
Making you happy is my duty;
And loving you is my life!
I believe that GOD above
created u for me to love..
He picked u out from all the rest..
because He know I Love u the best.
Kuch cheeze hum purani chhod aaye hain,
Aate aate uski ankho me pani chod aaye h,
Ye aisa dard hain jo bayaa ho nahi sakta,
Dil to sath le aaye pr dhadkan chod aaye h -
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Adalat me wakeel Buddhe se
Tumne Jawan Ladki Ko Bahon me Q Pakda?
Buddha-Mybaap Thand Lag Rhi Thi OR
Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha I AM HOT.
Galib ne begum ka Gila whisper dekha to arz kia...ghaagre ke niche se paani laal aata h...wah wah...kya meri begum ka bhonsda bhi paan khaata h... tongue emoticon
TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.