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तुम भी चाहत के समन्दर में उतर जाओगे,
खुशनुमा से किसी मंजर पे ठहर जाओगे ।
मैने यादों में तुम्हें इस तरह पिरोया है,
मै जो टूटी तो सनम तुम भी बिखर जाओगे ॥
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When someone is talking to you, listen to what they are saying. Don’t be thinking of a response while they are still talking.
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Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage,
Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage,
Aap ko dekha hai bas uss nazar se,
Jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage.
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Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho?
Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.
Girl: Kaun Se College?
Boy: ‘IIN’, Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni!
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Never kiss a police woman.
She will say "stop and handsup".
Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. "
Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times.
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BREAKING NEWS:After the ban on Maggi,90% girls on matrimony sites removed ‘Cooking’ as a Hobby/expertise!
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Kya Mausam Aaya Hai
Har Taraf Pani Hi Pani Laya Hai
Ek Jadu Sa Chhaya Hai
Tum Ghar Se Bahar Mat Niklna
Warna Log Kahenge Barsat Hui Nahi
Aur Mendhak Nikal Aaya Hai.
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CIRCUIT
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
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I always try to be sincere
In all the matters with you
Because I want to be clear and true
You are the reason for my smile
Cant live without you for a while.
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I decided to stay quite
when you hurt me
Because if I hurt you back
eventually it is gonna hurt me
more than you
Please call me I love you
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This day,
when the most beautiful female MIND was born,
is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.
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A candle may melt
and it's fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.
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Nite conversation
She – chal bye, mom chilla rahi hai
He – Kyu? Papa josh main hai kya?
blocked forever
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Umar ki raah me raaste badal jaate hai
Waqt ki andhi me insaan badal jaate hai.
Sochte hai padh padh k record tod denge.
Lekin books kholte he iraade badal jaate hai.
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Baithe Baithe Kamre Main Kar Rahi Thi Press.
Teri Yaad Aayi To Jal Gayi Dress.
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Interview Preparation. Simple questions that you should be prepared to answer now that you are interviewing.
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Boy to girl:-Tum nahati nahi ho kya.
Girl:- Nahi to roj nahati hu, par tumne aise kyun pucha.
Boy:- kabhi dekha nahi na isliye. ha ha.
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Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.
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Jaan-pehchaan hote hi
ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp par add karne
ki itni jaldi hoti hai mano.
hone wali BIWI ka Rashan Card par naam chadhwana ho.
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Khuda Buri Nazar Se Bachaye Ap Ko
Chand Sitaron Se Sajaye Aap Ko
Ghum Kya Hota Hai Ye Aap Bhool Hi Jao
Khuda Zindagi Mai Itna Hasaye Ap Ko.
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Dosti ka har karz ada karega kaun?
Hum na rahe to dosti karega kaun?
E khuda mere dost ko salamat rakhana
varna mera shadi me daru pi ke dance karega kaun?
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Chaand Sa Yeh Chehra Dekhne Ke Izazat De Do
Mujhe Ye Shaam Sajane Ki Izazat De Do
Mujhe Qaid Kar Lo Apne Ishq Mein Ya Fir
Mujhe Ishq Karne Ki Izazat De Do.
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ladki ka doosra naam problem hai
ye kuch der k liye mazaa deti hai baki time sazza deti hai
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Khuda jab husn deta hai to najakat aahi jati hai jawani aashi umar hai badnami aah hi jati hai.
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A Khubsoorat Si Ladki
Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi
Aur Boli Mujhe Underwear Dikhao
Santa Sharmate Hue Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya.
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Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it.
Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it.
Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.
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I love falling asleep in the sound of rain.
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Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena,
Chaho to humko bhula dena,
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari..
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena.
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Zindagi Jeene ke Liye Mili Thi
Afsos Aey Yaaro
Mene Us K Intazar Mein Guzar Di.
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A baby fish asked her mother
Y cant we live on earth?
Mother Fish Earth is not the place for FISH
its made for selfish.
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Studies show that women initiate flirting 90% of the time. Although men seem to do most of the pursuing, they actually do so because they perceive that women invited their advances through flirting.
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Be that person that routinely laughs at other’s jokes and stories. It concretely communicates that you enjoy life and their company. They’ll be impressed and you’ll be a more joyful person.
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If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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Julfo mein phoolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
Chehre se dupatta utha ke aayi hai,
Kisi ne pucha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho,
Maine kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai.
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Husband and wife meets in heaven. Wife says: we are finally together again, husband says: woman, I'm free, the deal was till death do us part. cheii!
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Pyar wo hain jisme sachai sath ho,
Saathi ki har baat ka ehsaas ho,
Uski har ada par naaz ho,
Dur rehkar bhi pass hone ka ehsaas ho.
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Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve
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Jo aansu dil me girte h wo ankho me nahi rehte Bahut se harf aise hain jo lafzo mein nahi rehte Kitabo mein likhe jate hai dunya bhar ke afsane Magar jin mein hakikat ho kitabo me nahi rehte
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What Is The Perfect Example Of Both Good And Bad Luck?
The Naughty Wind Blows The Girl Skirt High (Good luck)
But At The Same Time
Dust Falls Into The Boy Eyes (Bad luck)
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Aaj maine khud se ye wada kiya hai,
Maafi mangunga us se jisko ruswa kiya hai,
Ab har mod par honunga main us ke sath sath,
Maloom hai ke maine usko kis mod pe juda kiya hai.
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Biwi ko din me karoge to wo sust rahegi,
Sham ko karoge to chust rahegi
Roj karoge to tandurast rahegi,
Karte rahoge to khush rahegi,
‘Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call’
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Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Aadmi- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!
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There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Good Morning
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Killer joke..
A lady walking on road,
Chatting on whatsapp,
with her left b**b open..
Policeman- ye kya hai..??
Lady- O shitt, munna to bus me hi reh gaya..!!
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Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,
Mobile uthaaya,
phir socha rahne de
DIL TO PAAGAL HAI
Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya hua,
Dost kaun se normal hai
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Hum Sirf Ye Soch Kar Apni Answer Sheet
Khaali Chhod Aate Hain Ke Kahi Teachers Ye Na Kah de
Dekho Aaj Ke Bacche Bado Ko Jawaab Dete Hain
Sanskar You Know..!!
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