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Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.
Tax Pay Karta Hai.
Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU.
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People Are Surprised With Sudden Rains.
Relax Guys,
Rajnikant Is Testing His Pichkari.
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People Update Facebook Status Via BlackBerry And iPhone.
Rajinikanth Updates His Status Via Calculator.
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Tu meri drink mai tera chakhna
I love you baby Apna khayal rakhna
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संता का बेटा : पापा, पापा मुझे सर्कस देखने जाना है।
संता : सर्कस देखने के लिए कहीं जाने की क्या जरूरत है
बेटे मुझे देख लो और अगर रिंग मास्टर को देखना है तो उधर मम्मी को देख लो।
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Teacher : What is common between Buddha Jesus
Mahavir And Guru Naanak,
Student : All Of Them Were Born On Government Holidays.
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Santa Car Ke Pahiye Khol Raha Tha.
Banta: Oye, Pahiye Kyun Khol Raha Hai ,
Santa: Anpadh Ganwaar Samne Dekh Likha
Hai Parking For 2 Wheelars Only
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Kuch Mohabat Ka Tha Pehle Hum Ko Nasha Faraz
Dil Jo Toota To Flirting Shro Hogayi
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Mohabbat Hai K Nafrat Hai,
Koi Itna Tou Samjhaye
Kabhi Main Dil Se Ladti Hon
Kabhi Dil Mujh Se Ladta Hai
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Bari Gustakhiyan Karne
Laga Hai Mera Dil Mujh
Yay Jab Say Tera Hua Hai
Meri Sunta Hi Nahi.
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Teacher: Jo Bacha, 20 Tak Counting Sunaega..
Use Main Ek Pappi Dungi.
Ek Bacha Madam 100 Tak Aati Hai
Aap Scheme Poori Batao.
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Garibi Aur Majboori Kya Hoti Hai,
Majboori : Jab Ladki 50 Rs. Mein Chudne Ke Liye Tayaar Ho Jaye.
Garibi: Jab Aap Ki Jeb Mein Sirf 45 Rupye Hi Hon
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I Am One Who Loved Not Wisely But Too Well.
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Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kaam Kiya Hai.
Pappu: Ek Bujurg Aram Se Ghar Ja Rahe The..
Maine Kutta Piche Lga Diya Jaldi Ghar Pahunch Gaye
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Sun Glows For A Day Candle For An Hour
Matchstick For A Minut But
A Good Day Can Glow Forever
So Start Ur Day With A Smile On Ur Face.
Good Day
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Dosti Ghazal Hai Gun Gunane Ke Liye
Dosti Naghma Hai Sunane Ke Liye
Yeh Woh Jazba Hai Jo Sab Ko Nahin Milta
Kion Ki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhane Ke Liye
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Hoon Mai Doctor Jahan,
Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha,
Yeh Kaisa Julm Sehna Padta Hai,
Mujhe Apni Wife Ko Sister Kena Padta Hai
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Yaadon Mein Hum Rahein Ye Ehsas Rakhna,
Nazron Se Door Sahi Dil Ke Paas Rakhna,
Ye Nahi Kehte Ke Sath Raho,
Door Sahi Par Yaad Rakhna.
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Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K Mar Gaya,
Lekin Marte Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya
DARU To Branded Hi Peeta Tha,
Saala Liver Hi Local Nikla.
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Nazar Ko Nazar Ki Khabar Naa Lagey
Koi Accha Bhi Ish Kadar Naa Lagey
Aapko Dekha Hai Bas Ush Nazar Sey
Jish Nazar Sey Aapko Nazar Nya Lagey.
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Rajinikanth Calls In Indian Airlines
How Long It Takes For A Flight From Chennai To Kolkata?
Airline:1 Hour Sir.
Rajnikanth: Issey Accha Mein Paidal Chala Jau..
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Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye,
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye,
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho,
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye.
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Kapil Ko Idea Mein Call centre Ki Job Mil Gayi.
Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maar padi aur,
Nikaal diya gya BeCause.
First Caller: Mera Idea Ka Sim Kharab,
Ho Gaya Hai. Kya karuun?
Kapil: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le.
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Deepika: Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tumkya jano Rajni Babu.
Rajnikant: Rs 0.012645787, yennaa rascala mind it.
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Teacher: Pappu batao, Yea sign % tune kaha dekha.
Awsme answer by Pappu: Teacher ji jab car me,
Ladkiya sit belt pehnti hai.
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Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
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If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it,
Blame yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches,
For the Creator, there is no poverty.
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If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months,
Enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
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The greatest gift U can give 2 som 1 is ur time.
Because it is the portion of ur life which will never come back.
Have a peaceful night sleep.
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Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se.
Santa: Chalo Sex Karte Hain.
Ladki: Sorry I Am A Lesbian.
Santa: Lesbian? Ye Kya Hota Hai.
Ladki: Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon.
Santa: De Taali I Am Lesbian Too,
Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun.
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Khafa hone se pehle khata bata dena,
Rulaane se pehle hansna sikha dena.
Agar jana ho kabhi hum se door aap ko,
Toh pehle bina saans liye jeena sikha dena.
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Sharing a meal with family and friends at home
Or at school is a great way to enjoy food.
It is fun to see other peoples choice of food:
What do your friends eat? Do you try different foods every day?
Check out your lunch box or dinner plate.
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मुहब्बत में सच्चा यार न मिला,
दिल से चाहे हमें वो प्यार न मिला।
लूटा दिया उसके लिए सब कुछ मैने,
मुसीबत में मुझे मददग़ार न मिला।
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I wish I could sit in the rain and let it wash all my worries away.
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Aansu hai ankho mein,
par beh nahi sakte.
Duniawalo se darte hain,
islie kuch keh nahi sakte.
Par ye to aap bhi samajhte honge,
ki hum aapke bina reh nahi sakte.
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Make sure you mean it. If you are not ready to go there yet, that is fine.
But, be sure to switch that I love you for a really good.
You know how special you are to me? or a
I like you so much. I m a really lucky guy.
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Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.
Jodi jarur aasman mein bnti hai,
Par setting zameen par hi krni padti hai.
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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.
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Ek Pal Ka Ehsaas Bankar Aate Ho Tum,
Dusre Hi Pal Khwab Bankar Udd Jate Ho,
Tum Jaante ho Ki Lagta Hai Dar Tanhaiyon se,
Phir Bhi Baar Baar Tanha Chhor jate ho Tum.
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Main Dua Mein Tujhe Manga Hai,
Magar Wafa Se Manga Hai..!!
Kabhi Sajde Mein Jakar Pucho Apne Rab Se,
K Maine Kis Kis Ada Se Tumhe Manga Hai..
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