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I had a really good understanding of my body. I started masturbating at an early age, and by the time I hit puberty, I knew that this totally-awesome-wow feeling was associated with sex.
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Santa Ne Beti K Room Me Cigratte Dekhi,
Oh God, She Smokes.
Wisky Dekhi, Oh God, She Drinks.
Fr Ldke Ko Dekha,
Thnx God,
Ye Sb Iska ha.
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Pehle Chitti Ke Badle Taar Aata Tha,
1 Bulave Pe Mera Yaar Aata Tha,
Ab Padke Delete Karti Hai Mera Msg Ko,
Kabhi Har Msg Ka Jawab Aata Tha.
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Ek cheenti auto mein baithi, aur ek per bahar rakha.
Driver: Madam per andar kar lo.
Cheenti: Nahin, mujhe haathi ko laat marni hai,
Saala kal aankh maar kar gaya tha.
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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." -John Quincy Adams
If you are going through hell, keep going." -Winston Churchill
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate." -Oprah Winfrey
A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work." -Colin Powell
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Ek baar ek pagal bina jali hui bidi pee raha tha.
Dusra Pagal : Yaar bidi se koi dhua nai nikal raha.
Pehla Pagal : Kardi na paglo wali baat. Ye CNG bidi hai.
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Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke naak mein ja rahi hai to aapne roka kyu nahi?
Patient: Pehle cockroch gya tha,maine socha use pakdne jaa rahi hogi.
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Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.
If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.
It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man who is the miserable man.
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1 Har kisi ko kuch chahiye so agar aap kisi ki jarurat puri kar dein to shayad badle mein wo aapki jarurat puri kar de.
2 games ke shaukin hote hain so agar aap apne pc ya mobile mein unhe games khelne de to wo aapke paas jarur aayege. 3 uski feelings ko samjhein aur jaada se jaada time uske sath gujare .
3 Uski har baat dhyan se sune taki use lage aap use samajhte hai,ye shayad boring lage par kuch pane ke liye kuch khona padta hai.
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Sardar dials a number,
A Girl answered,
Sardar: Hello… kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta.
Sardar: O teri, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya Sorry Maaate.
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Ladkiyan Bahut Emotional Hoti Hai Isliye Unki
Emotion Ki Hamesha Sammaan Kare.
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Ladke Kyu Sabhi Ladkiyon Ko Item Bolte Hai?
Kyuki Item Matlab Maal
Maal Matlab Paisa
Paisa Matlab Laxmi
Aur Ladkiya Toh Ghar Ki Laxmi Hoti Hai
Rishta Wahi Soch Nayi
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Boy-teri aakhon me doob jaon teri julfon me kho jaon tere jhumke me jhool jaon
girl-niche bhi utrega ya kisi or ko bulaon.
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संता- डॉक्टर चश्मा लगने के बाद में पढ़ तो सकूंगा ना? डॉक्टर- हां बिल्कुल
संता - फिर ठीक है डॉक्टर नहीं तो अनपढ़ आदमी की जिंदगी भी कोई जिंदगी है।
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Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu
Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu
Fir b tu na mili to gam nai..
Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu.
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Chote se dil me gum bahut hai,
Zindagi me mile zakham babut hai,
maar hi dalti kab ki duniya humein,
Kambakht dosto ki duao me dam bahut hai.
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Girl to Boy- Tum kitne bhai behan ho
Boy- Six
Girl- Kyo maa Baap ko koi kaam nahi tha kya
Boy- Tum kitne ho.
Girl- One
Boy- Kyo Baap me Dum nahi tha kya.
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A Shining ANGEL Stands
Beside Your Silky Bed,
Calling Ur Nice Name So Softly,
Throwing Flowers On U
And Saying
Good Night & Sweet Dreams
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Girl:- Monday 1st Show Ke
BALCONY Ke CORNER Wale 2 Ticket Book Kar Ke Rakhna.
Boy:- Corner Wala Ticket Na Mile Toh
Girl:- Toh Kaya Chup Chap Picture Dekhenge..
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Dil Ki Baat Chhupana Aata Nhi,
Kisi Ka Dil Dukhana Aata Nhi,
Aap Sochte He Hum Bhul Gaye Apko,
Par app Ko Bhulana Humko Nahi Aata..
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I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the government
and report the facts.
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don't be late
don't swear or use slang words
don't slouch in your seat or do anything that makes you look uninterested
don't smoke
don't lie: the interviewer may see through you. Even if you get the job, your employer can dismiss you if they find out that you have not been honest
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Finding a romantic partner is only one of many goals you can have at once. There's a difference between making something a priority and having an obsession. No one wants to be the Captain Ahab of the dating world.
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kab se meri aankho ko neend aati hi nahi
baahein mangti hai mujhh se raatein teri
tu roothke chali jati hai to jaan nikal jati hai
tere aane se laut aati hai ye saanse meri.
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The world is a big place. Take the time to go out and meet new people, learn new cultures and make new memories.
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Take your car through the car wash every so often. Clean out the inside. Don’t let garbage pile up. You never know when you’re going to have to give someone a ride.
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We hear story after story about divorces and infidelity. It’s everywhere. By being honest and true with your partner, you are showing that you know where your priorities are. You understand what it means to be in a healthy relationship.
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This is a variation on the Hot Seat with you sitting on top of him while he sit on one of the stairs of a staircase! Stairs offer good seating possibilities and a hand rail for extra support and lifting leverage.
Benefits: Good hand holds, and you don't have to wait until reaching the bedroom.
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The small things matter the most. Be a gentleman. Hold doors open for her. Thinking of her means putting yourself in her shoes sometimes and wondering what you can give her or do for her.
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This is the rule I apply to all vacations. It’s a good one to have!
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Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.
Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.
juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.
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Kapil Sharma vs. Auto rickshaw driver:
Kapil: kitna paisa hua?
Auto wala: 30 Rs..
Kapil: Ye le 15 Rs
Auto Wala: Ye kya sirf 15 Rs.. ye to cheating hai
Kapil: Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap?
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Ladki jub sare kapre utaar leti hai to kya hota hai?
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Kapre sukhane wali taar khali ho jati hai.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo...
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Friendship is born at that moment when one man says to another: What You too? I thought that no one but myself .
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A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.
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Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
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The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all directions.
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MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina
daant wala kutta kate to kya
karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui
wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
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Linger for a second
"Drag out your last kiss by cradling the back of his head in your hand or planting small kisses up his jawline. He'll be thinking about you all night!"
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