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Love Her

Simple is best. Stick with I love you, or You make me so happy, or I am really lucky to have you. Do not be so poetic that you go overboard.

Aug,27 2015
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Study Me Problem

Agar app ek hi class me study karte hai toh app uski help kar sakte hai study me.
App uske liye notes bana sakte hai jisse wo apke orh karib aa jayegi orh jabbhi use study me problem hogi toh wo apko hi yaad karegi.

Aug,19 2015
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Safalta Ka Rehsya

Aug,17 2015
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Water And Salt

It always seems impossible until it’s done
For to be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.
Let there be work, bread, water and salt for all.
Only free men can negotiate; prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom and mine cannot be separated

Aug,6 2015
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The Greatest

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.
I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it.
The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear

Aug,6 2015
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Success Of

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.


Aug,6 2015
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Apni Jaan

Uske mata pita se apni jaan pehchan gehri bana lo.

Aug,5 2015
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Bhuse Ki Aag

Hello My Dear Friend.
Aaj ka Temperature 47 degree hone ki twaqa hai,
Braye maharbani Apni dimag wali jagah par,
Baraf laga kay rakhain kyunki,
Bhusa bahut jald Aag pakarta hai.

Aug,5 2015
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Payar Kiya

Teri Dosti Ka Satikar Kiya
Teri Har Nazar ko Payar Kiya
Kasam Rabb ki Na Bhula Denge App Ko
Maine Apne App Se Jayada Is Riste Par Vishwas Kiya

Aug,4 2015
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Hum Dosto Ki

Hum Dosto Ko Jaan Samjhate Hai
Hum Dosto Ko Humrah Samjhate Hai
Dost Hame Bewafa Samjhe To Kya Huwa
Hum Dosto Ki Parchaye Banate Hai

Aug,4 2015
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Yaaro Ki Yaad

Nasha Mohabbat ka ho,
Sharab ka ho ya,
Whatsapp ka ho,
Hosh teeno mein kho jate hai,
Farak sirf itna hai ki,
Whatsapp yaaro ki yaad dila deti hai.
Dedicated to all my lovely friends.

Aug,1 2015
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A Pink One

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
Boy: which computer do YOU have?Girl: A PINK ONE !!

Aug,1 2015
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Humsafar Uska

Ankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai, 
Mante hai jise hum manzil apni, 
Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai…

Jul,27 2015
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Zinda Hai

Kapil to Sharukh kahan :- Kaisi hai tumhari biwi ?
Sharukh khan :- Swarg ki apsara jaisi aur tumhari biwi ?
Kapil :- Meri toh abhi zinda hai.

Jul,27 2015
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Apsa Dost

Waqt k lamhe parinde banke udd jayege,
Par yaado ki nishani chhod jayege,
Dost bante hai or bante jayege,
Par apsa dost hum kaha se layege.

Jul,24 2015
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Dosto Ka Haq

Yaha koi rishta-naata saga nhi hota,
Ab to duniya me koi waada waffa nhi hota,
Dushman ki dushmani pe bhut naz h hame,
Dosto se to haq-e-dosti bhi ada nhi hota.

Jul,24 2015
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Dosti Kam Nahi

Sadgi bhi sundrata se kam nahi hoti,
Chingari bhi aag se kam nahi hoti,
Fark bas apni apni soch ka hai,
Warna dosti bhi mohabbt se kam nahi hoti.

Jul,22 2015
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Sirf Teri

Teri Chahat Ab Meri Aankhon Me Hai,
Teri Khushbu Meri Sanson Me Hai,
Mere Dil Ko Jo Ghayal Kar Jaye,
Aisi Ada Sirf Teri Baaton Me Hi Hai..

Jul,20 2015
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Dil To Bachha He

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga,
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi.
Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.

Jul,20 2015
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PARCHI CHUPA LO

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard.
But,
A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO.

Jul,20 2015
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Apne Lecture Se

Ek teacher ka darja ek maa se kahin oopar hota hai kyun ki,
Ek maa apni god mein sirf ek bachche ko sulati hai lekin,
Teacher apne lecture se poori class ko sula deti hai.

Jul,20 2015
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Funny Student

Jul,16 2015
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Sachi Dosti

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

Jul,16 2015
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Baaki Hai

USKE didar ki tamanna baki hai,
USKE haath thamne ki haqiqat baki hai,
Mar to roz hi raha hu USKI yaad mein,
Bas ek saas tutna baaki hai..

Jul,16 2015
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Saas Lagti Hai

Mere Ko Bas Teri Hi Pyas Lagti Rehti Hai ,
Man Main Har Waqt Tere Aane Ki Aas Rehti Hai ,
Teri Dewaangi Main Is Kadar Diwane Ho Gye,
Ke Harr Ladki Ki Maa Ab To Saas Lagti Hai.

 
Jul,16 2015
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Pati Ka Pyar

Jul,15 2015
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Indian Funny Picture

Jul,14 2015
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How To Response

Every heart knows how to beat the feelings..
But, Some heart only knows how to response the feelings

Jul,13 2015
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Take An Apple To Work

Put one on your desk in the morning, and an apple becomes see-food--the handiest snack to grab when the munchies hit. If it's not there, you'll be hunting for sticky buns or whatever else is around. In addition to apples being a low-cal snack, a recent study revealed that the lungs of apple-a-day eaters may have better protection against air pollution.

Jul,13 2015
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Sharm Ki Baat

Sardar: Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho?
Halwai: 30 saal se.
Sardar: Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.

Jul,13 2015
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Absence Of Judgment

Love is the absence of judgment.”

Jul,13 2015
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Chutiya Sunil

Grammar Teacher Asked Mohan: Sunil Daaru Nahi Peeta Hai Is Sentence Main Sunil Kya Hai?
Santa: Madam Ji Sunil Chutiya Hai.

Jul,8 2015
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Tanha Rone Ka

Maut ke aagosh mein sone ko jee karta hain,
Dil to kho diya ab zindagi khone ko jee krta hai
Uski yaad aati hain jab bhi mujhe na jane kyon
Kahin pe tanha baith ke roney ko jee karta hain

Jul,8 2015
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Peace of Mind

Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.

Jul,8 2015
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Dosto ki yaad

Khwaish dil se jatai nai jati, 
dosto ki yad yuhi bhulai nai jati , 
chalo hum hi sms kardete hai.dosto se to taqlif uthai nai jati. 

Jul,8 2015
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Budda

A man is not called wise because he talks and talks again;
but if he is peaceful, loving and fearless then he is in truth called wise

Jul,7 2015
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Love Complete With Kiss

Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.

Jul,7 2015
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Kuchh Bheja

Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..

Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer..

Wah wah…

Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..

Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.

Jul,3 2015
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The Fusion

From The Spider, she can lift her legs onto your shoulders, which increases the muscular tension that advances the orgasm sequence. By elevating her butt off the bed, it''ll be easier for her to thrust and grind in circles.

Benefits: Quicker orgasms for her; easier motions.

Jul,2 2015
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Pack ahead of time

If you pack your bag early, you’ll have less to do after the reception when you’re oh-so-tired. Write the last-minute things you’ll still need to use (like toiletries and makeup) onto a post-it and stick on the front of your suitcase so you don’t forget.

Jul,2 2015
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Touch the girl

This applies most in school, colleges or in crowded area, try to touch her accidentally and remember that touch in an area that isn’t likely to cause much of reaction. Probably fell her that it was an accident and placed to try attention on her. I was confident in that point that the more attention you get from the girl, the more she gets worried and think about you.

Jul,2 2015
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Gair Ki Jaagir

Bhale Hi Kisi Gair Ki Jaagir Thi Wo,
Par Mere Khwabon Ki Tasveer Thi Wo,
Mujhe Milti To Kaise Milti,
Kisi Aur Ke Hisse Ki Taqdeer Thi Wo.

Jul,2 2015
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Santa Ka Interview

Santa ka interview:
Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya aur bola
"Vidhwa Aurat"

Jul,2 2015
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Funny Student

Jul,1 2015
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Ab Mai Nachata Hun

Mujrewaali:Hamne aapko khus kiyaab aap humko khus kar do.
Man emotional ho gaya aur bola Achha Behen ab tu baith main nachta hun.

Jul,1 2015
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Facebook OLX

Jun,30 2015
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Modern Love

Ek ladka blood bank mein: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do.
Sister: Blood group batao.
Ladka: Koi bhi chalega.
Sister: Kaise.
Ladka: Mujhe love letter likhna hai.

Jun,30 2015
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New Girlfriend

Maths Teacher : If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to priya 3 to Anita and 4 to kavitha
then what will u get?
Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam.

Jun,29 2015
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ओह मई गॉड

पिंकी: माँ, क्या यह सच है कि लड़के जहाँ अपना लंड डालते बच्चा वहीं सेनिकलता है?
जीतो: हाँ।


पिंकी: ओह मई गॉड, तो क्या मेरा बच्चा मेरे मुंह से निकलेगा??

Jun,26 2015
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Aisa Hi Naya Saal Ho

Jo Guzre Saal Hua Is Saal Na Ho,
Unn Ka Iqraar Ho Inqaar Na Ho,
Meri Baahon Mein Unnki Baahein Ho,
Khuda Kuch Aisa Hi Naya Saal Ho.

Happy New Year

Jun,25 2015
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