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Damm True.
Fact of GOOGLE:
50% of the people use it well… as a search engine

the other 50% of the people use it
to check if their internet is
connected or not

May,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Mann lagakar

Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile,
ye akele rehne se darte hai,
le lo exam bhi FACEBOOK par..
kyun ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar use krte hae.

May,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Some things

Sleeping to forget some things.

May,1 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
My Whole Day

Talking To You, Laughing With You,Being With you Makes Up My Whole Day

May,1 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
4 Saalo Mein

Father: Beta..!
Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?
Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana..

May,1 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Aasuon ki bunde

Aasuon ki bunde hai ya ankhon ki nami hain,
Na upar aasma hai na niche zamee hain,
Ye kaisa mod hai zindagi ka,
Uski hi zarurat hai aur uski hi kami hain

Apr,30 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Chaval Bajri

Rahul Gandhi : Aap Khet me kya kya banate ho ?
Farmer : Gehu, Chaval, Bajri
Rahul Gandhi: To Kissan Jam Kon banata he ?
Farmer : Bhai tuu chhuutti pe hi achcha tha

Apr,30 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Important notification

An important notification !!!
A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian..
Because ..
Ghar ki murgi daal barabar
student of IIN

Apr,30 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Singing studio

Bathrooms have changed from being a singing studio to a photo studio

Apr,30 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Conditions Apply

Some realities:

-A guy with a charming personality, having attitude is an Army Officer!
-A guy with lots of attitude and cuteness on face is a doctor!
-A guy with lots of brain and money is a businessman!
-A guy with no money, no cuteness, no personality and still attitude is an ENGINEER.

*Conditions Apply. Exceptions

Apr,30 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
My heart

A dead boy was taken to heaven.
God was shocked to see has heartbeats.
Boy Replied: Only am dead but my lover still lives in my heart.
&
The boy was sent to hell for overacting.

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Every time

Husband asks:
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means.. Without Information Fighting Every time!

WIFE says No, it means:
With Idiot for Ever

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Titanic ki

TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..

Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Aansuo mein

Dil ke arman aansuo mein bah gaye..
Hum gali me the gali mein hi reh gaye..
Light chali gayi thi… to

Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unsi mummy se keh gaye!

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dukandar se

Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..

Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To saale lagata kyun nahi.
Main ROZ darr Jaata hu

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
ove someone

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone,
But it takes a lifetime to forgot someone ..

Once my mom forgot me in a parking lot

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kanjusi ke

Kanjusi ke sare record tod dete ho,
Bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho,
Mahan hai aapki kanjusi..
Jo toilet ke lote mein bhi pani chhod dete ho!

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
FACEBOOK Par

Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile,
ye akele rehne se darte hai,
le lo exam bhi FACEBOOK par..
kyun ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar use krte hae

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Galib Ne

Galib se ek dost ne kaha:
Jo Shrab pite hai unki dua kbul nahi hoti
Galib ne jawab diya:
Jinhe Sharab mil gayi unhe dua ki jarurat nahi hoti

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Simple Animal

Man is a simple Animal.
His daily needs are just …

Rosy & Roti !!

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Bheekh maangne

Girlfrnd: Es week roj shopping karenge, next week roj movie dekhenge.
Boyfrnd: Uske agle week roj mandir jayenge.
Girlfrnd: Kyu?
Boyfrnd: Bheekh maangne.

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Lift Chahiye

Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi.
Ek ladka bola-ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki- bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu,
Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Saza mili

2 ladies ko 20 sal ki jail ki saza mili
20 sal tak jail mein guzarne ke bad
Jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha…..
Chalo ab baki bate ghar pahoch ke karte hai.

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Fake smile

May God break the front teeth of all ur secret enemies…

So that U will recognize them when they give a fake smile at u!

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
NEW BORN BABY

Girl (wearing short clothes): am i looking Young??
Boy: open everything u will look like a NEW BORN BABY.

Apr,29 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
If I

If i reached for ur hand, will u hold it?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me?
If i go4ur lips, will u kiss me?
If i capture ur heart, will u love me

Apr,28 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Every Kiss

I’m with you reading this,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.

Apr,28 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Always say SEE U

BYE is a little word,
that causes so much pain,
for the person who like u lot and miss u lot…
So never say BYE
Always say SEE U

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Chahat dil

Chahat dil ki unhe dikha na sake,
Pyar kitna hai dil me ye jatla na sake,
Rishte nibhane ki khatir chahat ki wo shama bhuja na sake,
Sab kuch kaha bas pyaar ke wo 3 alfaaz batla na sake

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Hontho Par Kaante

Boy: kya mei tmhare hath choom skta hu?

Girl: kyu?

Mere honto pe kante lge hein kya?

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Jokingly


The greatest truths are said jokingly..!!!

Apr,27 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Ristey

Ristey Banaye hai to nibhaye jao,
Har pal apno ko hasaye jao,
Pata nahi kisi ko fursat hai ya nahi yaad karne ki,
Khud tang kar-kar ke apni yaad dilaye jao

Apr,24 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Guthhi Ki Poem

Aap Aaye Hai Hamare Ghar Mein..

Phool Khile Hai Gulshan Gulshan..

Aap Aaye Hai Hamare Ghar Mein..
Phool Khile Hai Gulshan Gulshan..

Mehki Hai har Kali Kali…
Mehki Hai Har Kali Kali..
Chura Ke Dil Mera Goriya Chali…
Uda Ke Nindiya Kaha Tu Chali..




Apr,22 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Kiss Kiss ki mehfil

 

Kiss Kiss ki mehfil main Kiss Kiss ne Kiss Kiss ko Kiss Kiss tarah Kiss kya,
Ek tum ho jisne her Kiss ko miss kya aur ek hum hain jis ne her MISS ko KISS kya.

 

 

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Facebook accounts

you should have 2 facebook accounts…!! One for your each face…!!!

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Facts

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge…
.
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Apr,21 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Ulti nhi aa rhi

 

Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna.Wife: Ok.
After 10 minutes
Husband: Meri shirt press ki?Wife: Nahi…
Husband: Kyun?Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!

Apr,13 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Doctor Aur Pappu

Doctor: Bachche ko Paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye!!

Pappu:
… Lekin..

Lekin ubaalne se bachcha mar to nahin jayega??

:-D

Apr,10 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Yesterday’s match

After watching yesterday’s match .

.

Anushka sharma (To virat kohli):
Bhai rohit ka number to forward kar . I don’t want to change my surname!!

Apr,10 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Aankh Milao

Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai. 

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Top up karwado

Aur ladki ke mobile pe hamesha top up karwado taki wo aap se mobile pe bhi batt karsake. 

Apr,9 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Nawaz Sharif Ka Suit


Khabar hai Nawaz Sharif bhi suit silwane gaye the,
Parantu darji ne “Sharif” likhne se mana kar diya!!

Apr,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Dooriyon se rishton

Dooriyon se rishton mein fark nahi padta,
Baat to dil ki nazdeekiyon ki hoti hai,
Paas rehne se bhi rishte nahi ban paate,
Warna mulakatein to roz kitnon se hoti hain.

Mar,19 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Teacher Aur Student

Teacher;
Baccho, Ek"Aisa
Sentence Banao
Jis Me
.
Urdu, Hindi,
Punjabi Aur
English Ka Sahi
Prayog Hua Ho,

*

Student;
"ISHQ DI GALI
WICH NO ENTRY"

Mar,19 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Beautiful Holi

Some crave for sweets, others cry or laugh;
Let's heighten the revelry, de-stress and bond.
The air is filled with aroma of flowers;
Let's enjoy this colourful and organised chaos!
Have a beautiful Holi!

Mar,3 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Special Riste

Kuch riste is jaha me khas hote hain,
hawao k rukh se jinke ehsaas hote hain,
ye dil ki kashish anhi to aur kya hain,
door hokar bhi wo dil k paas hote hain

Feb,26 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Delhi aunty

Delhi Makaan Maalkin Aunty ko choda

Hi dooston Mera naam Santhosh hai . Main aapko meri makaan maalkin se chudaai ki kahaani batata hoon. Main us samay 12th mein padhta tha. Main jis makaan mein rahtaa tha, uski makaan maalkin ki umar karib 36 thi. Woh ek bahut hi sexy aurat thi.Main unhe “aunty” kah kar bulaata tha. Aunty ka naam tha Roma.Main unki khoobsoorti ka deewana tha. Jab bhi mauka milta tha,main unse baat zaroor karta. Isi bahane mujhe unke shareer ko nihaarne ka mauka milta tha. Mujhe aunty ki chuchiyaan ko dekh kar paagal ho jaata tha. Unki chuchiyaan bahut badi-badi thi.

Saree ke anchal se unki ek jhalak mil jaaye, yehi soch kar main unse jab bhi mauka mile tab unse baat karta tha. Baaton ke beech mein unke bade size ke chuchiyon ko dekhta rahta. Dheere-dheere yeh baat shaayad aunty ko bhi pata chal gayee thee ki main unke chuchiyon ko ghoorta rahtaa hoon. Woh bhi ab kabhi-kabhi apne pallu ko gira deti aur low-cut blouse se gol-gol chuchiyan dikh jaati. Sabse achhi baat ye thi ki aunty sexy tarike se kapde pahanti thi. Jaise ki paardarshi low-cut blouse.Paardarshi blouse se unki bra bhi saaf dikhti thi. Sari bhi naabhi se kaafi neeche hua karti thi. Main unke ang-ang ka deewana tha. Unke raseele honth, mad-mast kar dene wale chuchiyaan,naabhi, gaand sab kuchh. Woh meri raaton ki raani thi. Main jab bhi hast-maithun karta tha,kewal unhi ke baare mein sochta tha.

Main lucky tha ki mujhe Roma aunty ke ghar mein rahne ka saubhagya prapt hua. Unke pati jab office chale jaate the tab woh ghar par akele hua karti thi. Aise mein jab main unse mulaakat ho jaati tab main mauke ka faida utha kar kaafi der baatein karta tha. Hai! Kya jawani chaayi thi. 36 ka hone ke bawjood woh sex-bomb thi.

Ek baar mere maata-pita dus din ke liye hamaare ek karibi rishtedaar ke ghar dusre shahar gaye hue the. Chunki mujhe khaana banana nahin aata tha isiliye aunty ne kaha ki main unhi ke ghar khaana kha liya karun. Main bahut khush tha. Aisa mauka kaun gawana chahega? Main 8 baje unke ghar jaata tha aur khana khaane ke baad vaapas apne kamre mein chala ata tha. Us waqt tak uncle bhi ghar par hi hote the. Do din baad, uncle ke company ne unko meeting ke liye mumbai bhej diya. Ab aunty akele ho gayee thi. Raat ko roz ki tarah main 8 baje aunty ke ghar pahuncha. Aunty ne darwaaza khola. Har baar ki tarah woh sexy low cut blouse aur sari mein thi.

Low-cut mein se main unke khoobsoorat chuchiyon ko nihaar raha tha. Woh jab mud kar jaati, to main unke paardarshi blouse se unki kaali bra aur peeth ko dekhta. Uff! Kya jism tha. Man karta tha ki unhe pakad loon aur pure badan ko baari-baari se choomun. Unki gaand bhi bhari-poori thi. Main sochta tha ki aise gaand ko maarne mein kitna mazaa aayega. Par aaj tak maine kisi ladki ko nahin choda tha isiliye in sab baton ko kewal sochta hi tha.

Aunty kaafi khush nazar aa rahi thi. Shaayad, unko bhi mere dil ki tammanna ka pata chal gaya tha. Woh bhi mere saath baith kar khaana khaane lagi. Khaana khaate-khaate unka pallu gir gaya. Unki badi-badi chuchiyaan dikhne lagi aur main ek tak ho kar unko dekhta raha. Aunty ko bhi mazaa aa raha tha. Unhone pallu ko gira hi chhod diya. Phir kahne lagi,” Yeh sari bhi bahut pareshaan karti hai. Jee karta hai ki ise utaar doon. Ek to itni zyaada garmi upar se yeh sari”. Kahte hue unhene sari nikal diya. Ab woh sirf petticoat aur blouse mein thi. Hamesha ki tarah petticoat naabhi se kaafi neeche thi. Aunty ab mere par zulm dha rahi thi. Unka adh-nanga jism mere aankhon ke saamne tha. Aunty ab dobaara khaane baith gayee. Khanna kha lene ke baad woh boli,”Santhosh mujhe raat ko akele darr lagta hai. Jab tak tumhare uncle nahin aa jaate tum mere ghar raat ko ruk jaaya karo”.

Main man hi man khushi se jhoom utha. Main apni kitaabein aunty ke ghar le aaya. Main soch raha tha ki mujhe doosre kamre mein sona hoga aur isiliye kitaabein aunty ke room mein na rakh kar bagal wale kamre mein rakh diya. Tab aunty ne kaha, “Kyon Santhosh, mere saath sone mein tumhe koi aapatti hai? Tum mere saath hi so jaao na. Tum padhaai karna aur main wahin so jaoongi. Jab tumhaara ji chahe tum bhi wahin so jaana.” Main aunty ke bagal mein sone ke khyal se paagal ho raha tha. Aajtak jisse kewal baat ki thi aaj unke saath sone ka mauka mil raha tha.

Garmi bahut zyada thi isiliye aunty ne kaha,” Santhosh tum apni shirt utaar do. Itni garmi mein kewal pant mein bhi rah sakte ho. Main to sote waqt blouse bhi nahin pahanti. Kewal bra aur petticoat hi pahanti hoon”. Aunty ke munh se ‘bra’ jaise shabd sun kar main romanchit ho gaya. Phir kya tha,woh apna blouse kholne lagi. Jaise-jaise ek-ek hook kholti jaati unke ubhre hui chuchiyaan dikhti jaati. Aakhir mein unhone blouse khol diya au use ek or phek diya. Zaalim aunty ki chuchiyaan kaali bra mein kasi hui thi. Man kar raha tha ki unke chuchiyon ko masal doon aur jheebh se chaatun. Par mujhe sayyam banaye rakhna tha.

Phir jaise taise maine padhai mein dhyaan lagana shuru kiya. Thodi der baad aunty boli,” Santhosh, mere kamar mein dard hai, agar tum bura na mano to iski maalish kar do.” Yeh baat sun kar mera lund khara hone laga. Maine lund ko theek kiya aur aunty ke karib pahunch gaya. Aunty boli,”Bura mat manana,tumse maalish karwa rahin hoon. Kya karein dard itna zyada ho gaya hai”. Maine kaha,”Ismein bura manane aali kya baat hai,aapko jo kaam ho karwa lijiye. Mujhe koi aitraaz nahin hai”.

Phir kya tha maine aunty ke kamar ki maalish shuru kar di. Unke makhan ki tarah komal badan par mere haath phirne lage. Mera lund khara hone laga. Mere aunty ke sharir ko haath lagaate hi woh boli,” Hai! Kitna achchha lag raha hai. Mere badan ki thakan jaise ki tumne khatam kar di.”

Phir woh boli,” Thoda aur neech dabaana. Meri petticoat utaar do, isse tumhe maalish karne mein asaani hogi aur mujhe bhi aaram milega.” Mujhe apne kaanon par vishwaas nahin ho raha tha. Isiliye maine kuchh nahin kiya. Ispar aunty boli,” Soch kya rahe ho, petticoat utaar do.” Aisa sunte hi maine petticoat ka naada kheench diya aur use neece sarka diya.

Ab aunty ke gore aur gol-gol gaand mere aankhon ke saamne thi. Maine unke gaand ke paas maalish shuru kar di. Main unki gaand ko dheere-dheere masal raha tha. Aunty bhi siskaari le rahi thi. Unhe bhi mazaa aa raha tha. Phir woh boli,” Zara zor se maslo naa. Dard bahut zyada hai. Aaj tumhe hi mere jism ke dard ko khatam karna hai”. Maine zor-zor se masalne shuru kar diya. Mujhe bahut mazaa aa raha tha. Mera lund unke pair mein ragar raha tha. Aunty boli,” Yeh kya hai mere pairon ke paas? ” Maine kaha,” Yeh mere lund hai”. Is par aunty ne kaha,” Apna lund nahi dikhaoge apni aunty ko? Main bhi to dekhoon ki mere Bunty ka lund kaisa hai.” Aisa kahte hue woh uth gayee. Chunki aunty ne panty nahin pahna tha isiliye unki choot unke jhanton ke beech se dikhai de rahi thi.

Aunty ne mera pant khol diya. Ab main kewal underwear mein tha. Phir unhone mere underwear ka elastic pakda aur use bhi neeche kar diya. Mera lund poori tarah se khara tha. Mere khare lund ko dekhkar aunty boli,”Baap re! Kitna bada lund hai tumhaara. Yeh to ek dum khara hai. Apni aunty ke jism ko dekhkar tum bhi betaab ho gaye kya? Kyon Bunty kisi ladki ko kabhi choda hai? Is 9” ke lund ka kya faayda agar ise istmaal hi na kiya ho.” Aisa kahte hi aunty use apne mast hothon se choom liya. Mere shareer men ek bijlee si daud gayee.Phir aunty ne dheere se kaha,” Kya tum mujhe chodoge? Is lund ka istemaal hona chahiye na. Aise lund ko dekh kar meri jawani bhadak uthi hai. Aaj saari raat hum-log chodte hue bitayenge. Bolo chodoge na apni aunty ko?”.

Aunty ki baat sun kar main khushi se jhoom utha. Maine ghabrate hue kaha,” Kkkyon nahin”. Is par aunty boli,”Aaj ki raat meri jawani tumhare naam hui Bunty,jitna chahe maze le lo. Main kuchh nahin bolungi.”

Phir aunty uth khadi hui.Woh sirf kaale bra mein mere samne khadi thi. Adhnanga jism,sudowl sharir,madmast chut,khoobsoorat chuchiyan aur raseele honth. Yeh sab aaj raat mere the. Meri to jaise lottery lag gayi thi. Aunty boli,” Aaja Bunty, mere paas aa aur meri bra khol kar mujhe nanga kar de. Aaj ki raat hamaare beech koi doori na rahe”. Main unki ore badha aur woh ghoom gayi. Main unse bilkul chipkaa hua tha. Main kaanpte hue haathon se bra ka hook ek-ek kar ke khol diya. Iske baad maine aunty ke kandhe se bra ke straps ko neeche kar diye aur bra ko phek diya. Ab aunty poori tarah nangi thi. Phir maine aunty ko bed par lita diya aur unke raseele hothon ko apne hothon ke beech daba kar zor-zor se chusne laga. Isse aunty bhi josh mein aa gayi aur ulta unhone mujhe neeche kar diya aur mere upar chadh gayee aur mere hothon ko chusne lagi.

Aunty apna jeebh mere munh mein daal diya aur andar chatne lagi.Hum dono ek doosre ke munh ko apne jeebh se chuse rahe the. Kya raseele hoth the aunty ke. Aisa lag raha tha ki hum log ek-doosre ke hothon ke ras ko chuse dalenge.Aunty ke baal mere chehre par bikhre hue the aur woh mere munh ko apne jeebh se chuse jaa rahi thi.

Iske baad maine unke chuchiyon ko masalna shuru kiya. Kine mulayam chuchiyaan thi aunty ki. Saali ne kya jism paaya tha. Aise jism ko to man karta hai ki chodta hi rahun. Main apne dono haathon se aunty ke chuchiyon ko masal raha tha. Aunty aawesh mein aa gayi aur boli,” Mere raja aur zor se maslo. Jitna masloge utnahi mazaa aayega. Le lo inko apne munh mein. Pee lo inka ras”. Aisa kahte hue aunty ne mere sar ko pakad kar apne chuchiyon se dabaa diya. Maine bhi unke chuchiyon ko munh mein le liya aur chap-chap ki awaaz se chusna shuru kar diya. Ane jeebh se unke niddles ko chaata. Unke nipples khade the. Aunty siskiyan lene lagi aur siskiyon ki awaaz kamre mein bhar gayi. Aunty ke siskiyon ki awaaz se mahaul aur garm ho raha tha. Woh bolne lagi,” Ek-ek karke dono ko chuse lo. Meri chuchiyaan tumhare hothon ke liye taras rahi hai.

Aaj khush kar do apni aunty ko.” Aur phir main aur zor-zor chusne laga. Beech-beech mein apne daaton se unhe daba bhi deta tha aur aunty bol uthti,”Bada zaalim hai tu.Par sach poocho to aise daaton ke beech jab tum mere cuchiyon ko dabaate ho to meri vaasna ur bhadak uthti hai. Ab mujhse nahin raha jayega. Chal Bunty ab meri chut chodne ko tayyar ho jaa”.

Yeh bol kar aunty ne apne taange faila di aur chit ho gayi. Unhone mera lund pakda aur uske upar se chamdi ko neeche kar diya aur boli,” Chal Bunty ghusa de apne laude ko meri chut mein aur ghapa-ghup meri chut marna shuru kar de”. Ek haath se aunty ne mere lund ko pakda aur phir ghusa diya apni chut mein. Aunty dard se karah uthi.”Uuuufffffff maaaaaaiiiiiiinnnn mar gayi. Itna mota lund ghuswa kar mera bur phat jaayega. Sach Bunty tu bada zaalim hai. Tune mujhe khush kar diya. Zara soch ek 18 saal ka ladka ek 36 saal ki aurat ko chod rahaa hai. Itne chhote umar mein kya lund paaya hai tune. Meri jawaani tumhaari gulam ho gayi hai. Bus aaj se dus din aur dus raatein kewal chudaai hogi. Tujhse itna chudwaungi ki meri chut phat jaaye”.

Ab main dhakke de-de kar aunty ki chut ko chodne lagaa. Aunty bhi gaand utha-utha kar dhakke maar rahi thi. Hum dono ek jism ho gaye the. Kabhi main aunty ke upar hota to kabhi aunty mere ko neeche kar deti. Woh mujhe choome jaa rahi thi. Josh mein woh kaanp rahi thi.Hum jis bed par chudai kar rahe the woh bhi ab ezi se hil raha tha. Saare kamre mein bed ki chun-chun ki awaaz aur mere aur aunty ke siskariyon ki awaaz goonj rahi thi. Hum dono chudai mein mast the. Ghapa-ghup main unki chut maar raha tha. Gharshan se kuch takleef bhi ho rahi thi. Aunty ne mera lund apni chut se nikal liya aur phir use munh mein lekar apne jeebh se chaat kar apna thook laga diya. Ab aunty boli,” Le Bunty,tere laude pe maine apna thook laga diya ab chodne mein aur maza aayega. Ab tumhaara lund asaani se andar-baahar ho jayega. Chal phir se shuru ho ja,chod do mujhe,phaad do meri chut”. Maine apna lund phir se aunty ke choot mein ghusa diya,si baar woh asaani se ghus gaya.

Phir se shuru ho gayi meri aur aunty ki chudaai. Ab hum aur josh mein aagaye the. Aunty gaand uthaa-uthaa kar dhakke de rahi thi. Iske baad unhone mujhe neeche kar diya aur khud upar ho gayi. Aunty aur main vaasna ke aag mein jal rahe the. Mera lund aunty ke choot mein ghusa hua tha aur aunty apne gaand ko upar-neeche kar rahi thi aur siskariyaan le rahi thi. “Hai Bunty tera lund aur meri chut ab aise hi mazaa karegi. Padhaai ko tu kuchh dinon ke liye bhool jaa. Aisa mauka baar-baar nahi aayega.” Jab aunty mere upar chadh karmujse chudwa rahi thi to hamare zordaar jhatke se unki chuchiyaan uchhal rahi thi. Waah! Kya nazara tha. Maine kaha,” Jaanti ho aunty, main jab bhi hast-maithun karta tha to aapke baare mein hi sochta tha. Aap mere raaton ki raani thi. Aaj mera sapna sach ho gaya hai. Padhai to baad mein bhi ho jaayegi par aisa mauka nahin mil paayega. Dus dinon tak main apni saari dil ki tammana poori karunga, bolo dogi na mera saath?” is par aunty boli,”Mere jaaneman, yeh chut tumhaare lund ki deewani ho gayi hai. Tum jaise chaho waise mujhe chodo”.

Aisa kah kar hum dono chudaai karte rahe. Palang buri tarah se hil raha tha,aunty mujhe apne daaton se dheere-dheere kaat bhi rahi thi.”Aunty lagta hai mera paani jharne waala hai”,maine kaha. Par aunty dhyan diye bina ghup-ghup chudwa rahi thi. Aakhir mein mera paani jhar gaya. Ab tak aunty ka bhi paani jhar gaya. Maine apna lund aunty ke chut se nikaal liya aur hum dono chit ho gaye.Hum-dono bahut khush the.

Thodi der baad hamaari vaasna phir se jaag uthi. Aunty boli,” Bunty,thoda neeche ho jaao”. Main samajh nahi paa raha tha ki aunty neeche hone ko kyon kah rahi hain. Phir aunty ne mera lund chusna shuru kar diya. Main masti mein aa gaya. Woh boli,”Kaisa lag raha hai lund chuswana? Jee chahta hai ki tumhare lund ko isi tarah chusti rahoon.” Unke naazuk honth aur jeebh mere lund ka maza le rahe the. “Chod raja, mere munh ko chod de.” Aur maine aunty ke sar ko pakad liya aur apne lund ko andar-baahar karne laga. Thodi der mein aunty itna garam ho gayi ki woh zor-zor se mere lund ko chatne lagi aur dhakke de-de kar munh mein lund lene lagi.

Thodi der mein main phir se jhar gaya aur mera laude kaa paani aunty ke munh mein chala gaya. Aunty ne use pi liya. Aunty vaasna ki aag mein jal rahi thi. Unhone mujhe palat diya aur gaand ke chhed ko bhi chaatne lagi, phir boli,”Chal Bunty main tujhe chut ka swad chakhati hoon.Aaj tujhse main apni chut chatwaungi”.

Aunty ne apni taange faila di aur maine unki chut ko chaatna shuru kar diya. Kya khushboo thi aunty ki chut ki. Maine unke jhaanton ko jeebh se chaatna shuru kar diya. Aunty ki jhaantein geeli ho gayee. Phir maine apne jeebh ko unke chut mein ghusa diya aur andar chaatne laga. Aunty ko bahut mazaa aa raha tha. Maine apne jeebh se aunty kee G-spot ko chaatna shuru kar diya. G-spot par jaise hi mere jeebh lage,aunty ke badan mein bijli si daud gayi. Woh bol padi,” Wah Butny, tu bahut tez hai.Aurat ke sabse uttejit karne waale hisse ko tumne chhu diya hai. Chaat-chaat aur chaat. Mera paani jharne waala hai. Apne munh ko kareeb la, saara chut-ras tumhaare munh mein de doon”. Aunty jhar gayee aur maine unka chut-ras pi liya.

Raat bhar ki chudaai se waqt beetne ka pataa nahin chala aur subah ke 7:00 baj gaye. Raat ke 11:30 ko shuru hui chudaai subah ke 7:00 baje tak chalti rahi. Aunty mujse dil kholkar chudti rahi aur maine bhi apne dil ki bhadas nikaal di.Phir aunty ne kahaa,”Chalo thode der ke liye humein chudaai ko rokna hoga kyonki abhi doodhwaala aur kaamwaali aati hogi. Unke jaane ke baad kaam-kreeda dobara shuru karenge. Aaj to din mein bhi tumse chudwaungi. Mere jaanu,tumne mujhe apne laude ka nasha daal diyaa hai. Ab to meri chut pharak rahi hai”. Maine kaha,” Meri raani,agar itni hi aag hai to chalo phir shuru ho jaayein”. Aunty boli,”Abhi nahin par yakeen karo 9:00 baje ke baad jab koi nahin aayega to tumhe dobara maza doongi.”

Jab 9:00 baje ke baad saare log chale gaye to aunty kamre mein aayi. Unhone paardarshi nighty pahan rakha tha. Andar kuchh bhi nahin, isiliye chut,gaand aur chuchiyaan saaf dikh rahi thi. Main to nanga bistar par leta tha. Aunty ne mera lund pakad liya aur chusne-chaatne lagi. Phir boli,” Chalo Bunty,dono saath nahaate hain. Main tunhaare bada ko ragrungi aur tum mere jism ko ragarna”. Ais kahkar unhone apna nighty khol diya. Phir hum dono bathroom mein ghus gaye. Shower chaalu karke humne nahaana shuru kiya. Saabun lekar maine aunty ke makhmali badan mein lagaana shuru kiya. Ungli ko chut mein daal diya aur ungli se chut chodne laga.

Aunty uttejit ho gayee. Unhone mujhe zameen par gira diya aur mere lund ko pakar kar apne chut mein daal diya.Main bathroom mein aunty ko chodne lagaa. Mai zordaar dhakke de raha thaaur aunty gaand utha kar aur tez dhakke de rahi thi. Aunty bahut hi hawasi thi. Vaasna ki aag mein hum dono jal rahe the. Aisa lag raha tha ki 10 raat aur 10 din kewal chudaai mein beet jaayegi. Hamari chudaai thode der mein khatam to ho gayi par 15 minute baad phir se shuru ho gayee. Hum-log 24 ghante mei 12 ghante tak chudte rahte the. Aunty ki chudaai mujhe hameshaa yaad rahegi.

Jan,5 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Savita ki coot chati

Hi friends, i am Santhosh jain . This is my true kahani. Savita meri pyri padosan he .jo ki 9th ki exam de
rahi he age karib 14 – 15 sal hogi ,hight karib 4fit 4” hogi lambe bal joki uske pichwade tak latkte rahte he
me use bachapane se hi dekhata araha hu .uska mere ghar par bachapan se hi ana jana chalu tha uski age jab
8sal hogi uske sharir par bobe aye nahi the . Tab vo frok phana karti thi me use dekha kar gudguda utha tha
mera land khada ho jata tha me khabhi kabhi uske sharir ko touch karta kabi uski jangh par hath rakhata kabhi
me ushke pichavade par hath ghumata kabhi kbhi me uske bobe jo abhi nahi aye the nipple vali jaghah daba deta
use bhi acha lagta tha vah kuch nahi kahti ti bas gudgudi ke karan has deti thi .kabhi mene socha bhi ki isko
pyar kru ise chumu ise chatu chodane ke hishab ki nahi hui thi par use chusna chatna use meri jib se chodna
chahta tha .vo hamare ghar ke as-pas hamesa bacho ke sath khela karti he .me usko pura nanga karke dekhna
chahta tha .akdin sare bache sham ke vakt chupachai game khel rahe the mere ghar me us vakt koi nahi tha
.mene savita ko apne pas bulaya use choklet lakar di .mene use kaha savita thodi si madad kardo sabji katne
me ,vo ghar me agai ,usne pucha aunti kaha he mene kaha bahar gaye he , savita ne sabji mangi mene use sabji
dedi , vaha frok pahne thi frok ke under baniyan jesi samij lagrahi thi uska rang saf tha gori dudha ki tarah
thi , usne sabji lekar niche chatai par beth kar saf karne lagi mene dhekha ki uski janghe gori gori saf
dikhai de rahi he sabji saf karte karte uski jangho ke undruni jagah jaha choot sorry bur hoti he vaha vo ak
chotisi green clour ki chadi pahne he .mera land us samay khada hogaya me use dhekh dekh kar kapdo ke uparse
hi apne land ko sahlane laga ,usne mujhe asa karte dekha liya .vo sarmake dusari aur dekhane lagi . Me vahase
hat gaya aur dusare room me jakar land ko hilaya ,sayd use shak ho gaya ki me kamre me kucha kar raha hu vo
kamre ki khidki ke pass.

Akar dekhne lagi tab meri najar us par padi usko pata nahi chala tha mene apna muh khidki taraf karke apne
land ko jor jor se hilane laga mere virya nikal gaya mene use kapde se saf kiya kapde thik kye bahar aya vo
sabji saf kar chuki dhi vo mujhe tirchi najro se dekh rahi dhi uski najar mere land vale hise par thi.mene
savita se kaha savita tum aaj badi sunder dikh rahi ho vo boli kya bhai app bhi na me uske karib agaya uska
hath pakda aur us se kahne laga savita aaj mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lag raha he savita tum bahut sunder ho vo
sharma gai mene use kha mere room me bed par ak book rakhi he vo le avo vo uth kar room ki aur chali gai me
uske piche room ki aur gay vo book dhundh rahi dhi mene dhire se room ka darvaj band kardiya me uske pas
pahucha vo chok gai kahne lagi bhai konsi book mene kaha book nahi mujhe bhuk lagi he ice cream khani he vo
nahi samji mene uska hath pakda vo kuchanahi boli mene use apni baho me leliye vokasmasane lagi bhai chodo
please chod do mene kaha mujhe chupke se kyo dekh rahi dhi vo boli kab ki bat kar rahe he mene kaha jab me
apnna land hila raha tha vo sharm se lal ho gai mene use kisse kiya voboli please chod do bhai koi ajaye ga
mene kaha me darvaja band karke aya hu ma use froke ke uparse uske bina nikle bobo (sapat chati) ki jagah ko
sahlane laga ak hath se uski bur ko sahlaya . Vo mana karti rahi nahi bhai palease ——-asa mat karo . Mene
kaha mujhe ice cream khana he.vo boli ice cream mere pas kaha he. Mene uski chadi par hath rakh kar kaha yaha
he.savita nahi bhai yah koi ice cream he .main kaha savita please me sirf ak bar tumahri bur chatna chahta
use kiss karma chahta hu use chatna chahta hu . Nahhi bhai mujhe dar lagta he please chod do .mene kaha
please savita manjavo ase kah kar mene uski frok uthadi me uski janghe dekh kar be kabu ho gaya mera land bhi
be kabu hone laga tha use ghode ko lagam ki jarurat thi .me uski jangho par hath gumane laga.savita ke muhse
ahe nikal rahi thi vo boli bhai ak bar kiss kar ke chod doge mene kaha ha chod dunga ,uski aur isara milte hi
mene uski panty utar di uski panti gili ho chuki thi mene dekha ki uski bur pal bahut barik mulayam koi koi
jagah bal the balo ka rang sunhari tha uski bur sir ak patli si lakir jesi thi , mene use nanga kar diya aur
khud bhi nanga ho gaya mera land dekha kar vo thoda gabra gai mene uske mulayam najuk hath me upna ghode ki
lagam pakda di vo darte hua use sahlane lagi uske jadui hatho ka spars mujhe madose kar raha dha mera rah rah
kar dhyan uski unchoodi bur par jar aha tha mene use bister par leta diya uski gand ke niche ak takiya rakha
mene uski bur par kise kiya usko bola lo mer land ko kise karo mene uske muh ke pas gya vo boli bhai isme to
badi achchi khusbu arahi he usne pahle upar se kise kiya phir thoda muh khola use apane muh me bharne ki
kosis ki uske muh me nahi ja raha tha to vo siskte hua land ko upar se hi chatne lagi chatne me vo thoda
niche ke ando ko bhi chatne lagi kabhi vo ak ande ko pura muh me bhar leti thi uske muh kathuk mere land par
hota hua ando par jar aha tha undo se hota hua gand par chala gaya use sex bahut jayada agya tha vo uska muh
meri gand ke pastak agya usne gand par kise kiya use chatne lagi uski jiv meri gand me mahsus karne laga
mujhe bhahut tej utejna hui mere muh se aha sisssssaha aha ahah nikalne laga me akdam se uske muh ke pas se
hat gaya uski bur ke pas akar uske pero ki kise kiya jangho ko kise kiya bur ko kise kiya uske pero ko phela
kar apani nak uski bur par rakh kar kusboo leta raha phr hath se uski bur ki lakir ko fehla kar mene chatna
suru kiya mere chatne ka tarika bilkul kute ki tarah tha uski bur ke ras ko chat raha tha uske muhse pl ese
nahi karoooooooo naaaaa ooooohhkya kar rehe hhoo pllllllllel maaatttttt kroonaaaa.ahhhh dard karta hai dhere
dhere chato – uski bur se sapard saard ki avaj arhi thi me use aaj sirf upni jiv se chodna chata tha. Tabhi
mene use kaha savita mera land upne muh me lelo ham 69 ho gaye me uski choot chat raha tha vo kabhi mera land
kabhi unde aur kabhi gand vo meri gand ko chatne ka anand khub lene lagi uski bur se jo avaj nakal rahi thi
us se thodi kamjor meri gand se bhi ane lagi thi .kabi kabi vo muh hatati thi to uski avaj main ahhhhhhmere
merreeeeee bhaiiiiiiiii ahah ahhhhhh ese hi chooso bahut maja aaraha hai. Kya choosoon meri jan. Aur kaha
savita tumhari choot bahoot majedar hai.

Bhai ohhhhhhh ah aaaaaaa ese he chosso.vo mera land chosne me mast ho gai mene kaha wha kya choosti.ho oh
darling isitarha ahhhhhh ohhhhhh karta raha ..

Tahbhi mere lund ko moonh se nikal kar boli hai mere bhai dekho na meri choot main pata nshi kya kya ho raha
hai. Aha bhai mujhe peshab araha he me samaj gaya ki use utejna charam sima par pahuch chuki he . Mene kaha
tum mere land ko chusti raho mujhe bhi peshab arahi he .mene kaha savita tumhari choot ko ab meri jib ki
jaroorat he vo boli bhai apni jib chalvo , dal do jib iske under . Aur mene uski dono tango ko apne kandhe
par rakh choot ko phaila dekhne laga vo jhag ugal rahi thi vaha par safed gadi gadi malai agai thi mene kha
me tumari choot ko mathu ga usmese nikalne vali malai chatuga aur phir achank juk kar me choot ko chatne
laga. Aurr vo ahhhh ohhhhh ese hie hi karo. Oh bhai bahoot maja aaaa raha hai. Me jib uske bur me under bahar
karne laga . Vo phir boli jib chodan mainta maja ata hai to tum pahle mere ko ye maja kyon nahi. Diya . Yahi
sub bolti rahi. Me malai kane laga aur thabhi usne moohn mere land ki our karne ka bola ham phir 69 ho gaye .
Main puchi kya hua . Usne kaha abb tunhari jib se meri choot ko codo.me uski choot chatne me mast hogaya kya
choot thi malai dar vo mera laund chusne me mahir hogai ham karib 10 mini tak chuste rahe phir boli bhai
mujhe aba jor se pesab lagi he mene kaha kardo mere muhame please bhai ahah ahah ahah ahah ahah ahah ahah
ahah chodo bhai me danadan choot ke under apni jib kar raha tha tabhi uske sharir ne jor ka jhatka khaya uski
choot pani chod gai me use bhi pi gaya .me uske muha me lund under bhar kar raha tha tbhi mere land se jor
dar virya ki phuvar nikli joki sidhi uke muh me hoti hui uske pet me chali gai vo boli bhai yah kyat ha mene
kaha pi javo tumhare bobe jald nikal ayege . Phir hamne ak bar our ak dusre ke aung chat kar saf kiye aur
kapde pahne mene us se pucha kesa raha phir maja logi bvo boli bhai aap kahe to abhi aur mene kaha kal teri
bur ko choot banauga tujhe land se choduga , hi friend’s yeh meri tisari kahani he fir milege nai utasa nai
umang aur nai chudai ke sath priy mitro me Santhosh jain aap ko holi ki subha kamnaa deta hu is holi par aap
ko bhi nai kuvari choot ke darshan ho .meri kahani achi lage to please mujhe mail kare Santhoshjain1977
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Jan,4 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Meri Kahani Meri Zubani

Mera naam sameer hai.me aik lamba aor beautiful ladka hon.meri Age 23 hai.aor me Kohat se belong karta hon.Baat Tab Ki hai . jub me ne 2006 me Govt technical college Peshawar me Diploma Of associate Engineering me admission Liya tha.us waqt meri age 18 saal thi. Mera admission self pe howa tha.aor mujhe college k hostel me dahla nahi mila.college k nazdeek koi hostel nahi tha.is liye me na university road pe TIHKAL PAYAN me aik Hostel me dahla liya.aik din me Khyber bazar gaya howa tha shopping karne.jab shopping se Farigh howa to me bus stop pe kada howa tha.Q k us din CNG Aor Petrol Band thi.IS liye Public transport B HASi KAAm Thi.Aor BUS stop PE HASi beedh thi.itne me aik bus ayi.me us me chad gaya.itifaq se bus me sirf aik set hali thi.me us pe beth gaya.bus pe aor log b chad gaye.aor Bus Kacha Kach Bhar gaya. widnow set pe aik BABA betha howa tha.jis ka naam AFZAL KHAN tha,.us ki age 55 saal thi jo k mujhe bad me maloom howa.jab me beth gaya.to us BABA ne mujh se mera naam aor Kaam k bare me pocha.me nay apne bare me bataya.us nay kaha k wo aik Govt officer hai.

Bteen karne k dowran mujhe apni raan pe kuch mahsos howa jab me ney dekha to Wo BABA mere Raan pe Apna Aik Hath Pher raha tha. me nay kuch nahi bola q k us waqt bus me kafi bher thi.aor me apne aap ko tamasha nahi banana chahta tha.isliye me nay halke se us ka hath apne raan se hata diya.kuch deer k baad me nay dekha k us k LUN kada howa tha.jab me nay us BABA ki taraf Dekha to wo hans Diya.Aor us nay mera hata Pakar liya Aor apne LUN pe rakh diya.wah re us ka LUN 7 inch lama Aor Kafi MOTA tha.me nay apna hath hata diya q k bus bari hoi thi.q k koi be hamen dekh sakta tha.kuch deer k baad BABA ne mujhe halke se kaha k us stop a raha hai.

me utar raha hon.aor mujhe kaha k me b us k sath utar jaon.q k mujhe us ka LUN dekh k kuch hone laga tha is liye jab wo utarne laga to me b us k peche utar gaya.wo mujhe apne sath juice shop pe lay gaya aor mujhe MANGo juice pilae.aor sath sath mujhe se bateen b karne laga.jab juice pilae tab wo mujhe le k apne flat pe lay gaya.wo flat me akela rihta tha.jaise hi hum flat k andar gaye us nay door lock kiya.aor mujhe apne bahon me pakar kar honton aor galon me chomne laga.aor aor mujhe lay k apne bed pe gara diya.taqriban 5 minch tak wo mujhe chomta raha.us ka Lun b kada howa tha.jo k mujhe apne body pe mihsos ho raha tha.is k bad us nay mera shirt utar diya.mere pora badan bilkul smooth hai.aor mere chest aor nipple ko chatna shoro kiya.is k bad us nay apna kameez utar diya.us k chest pe baal hi baal the.is k baad us nay meri peint b utar di aor muhje bilkul nanga kar diya. Us nay mujhe ulta lita diya.aor mere gand ko chatna shoro kiya.kafi deer tak mere gand chatne k bad us nay apni shalwar b utari.us k 7 inch lamba aor kafi mote lun ko dekh k me dar gaya .aor muhje rona agaya.us nay mujhe hamosh kiya aor kaha k kuch nahi hota app ko bada maza aye ga.aor is k sath hi us nay apna lun mere honton pe rakh diya aor mujhe kaha k is ko chato.me nay us k lun chatna shoro kiya.

us nay apna Lun mere monh me gosana shoro kia like us k Lun kafi mota tha aor mere monh me nahi gos raha tha.us nay zor se apna lun mere monh me gosa diya aor adha lun mere monh me gos gaya .liken mere sans rukh gaye aor aor ankhon bahar nikal aie aor mere ankhon se anso jari ho gaye.mere halat dekh k us nay apna Lun mere monh se nikal diya.is k bad us nay mujhe olta lita diya.aor aor mere gand pe OIL laga diya.aor apna aik ungli mere gand k andar dalne laga.q k meri gand bahat tight thi is lie us ki ungli badi mushkil se andar gai aor mujhe kafi dard howa. Is lie me nay cheh mari.us nay mere monh pa apna hath rakh diya.aor mujhe chehne se mana kar raha tha.me nay use ungli bahar nakale ko kaha liken us nay mere aik nahi mani aor ungli andar bahar karne laga.kuch deer k bad mera dard kam howa aor us ki ungle asani se andar bahar hone lagi.kuch deer k bad us nay apna aik aor ungli andar dalna shoro kiya.Do ungli dalte waqt mujghe bara saht dard hone laga aor me phir chehne laga.us nay mere munh ko jaldi band kar diya. Aor sath hi mujhe aik zordar tapad mara aor mujhe dhamki di k agar me nay chehna shoro kiya tho wo mujhe shoot kar de ga.aor apna takye k neche se pistol nikal diya.jab me nay pistol dekh liya to may dar gaya aor chehna band kar diya.Hair DO ungli jab asani se ander bahar hone lagi to us nay apne to us nay apne LUN pe oil laga k mere gand ki sorah pe pherne laga.aor apna Lun mer gand k andar dalna shoro kiya.

Jab lun ki topa mere gand k andar jane laga to mujhe saht dard hone laga .liken me cheh nahi saka q k us nay pistol dekha k mujhe dhamki di thi k ager me phir cheha to mujhe shoot kar de ga.is liye me nay badi mushkil se apni cheh roki.us nay ahista ahista apna Lun andar dalna shoro kiya.kuch der k bad us nay aik zordar jhatka mara aor 2 inch lun mere gand k andar chala gaya.liken mujhe itna dard howa k mere ankon se anso nikal gaye.laor badi mushkil se apni cheh roki.ab us nay apna Lun ahista ahista andar bahar karna shoro kiya. Aor mere gardan pe chomna shoro kiya .

Khair kuch deer isi tarah gand mane k bad mere dard me kami agaye .aor mujhe maza aany laga.is dafa us nay aik aor zordar jhatka mara aor 5 inch tak lun mere gand me chala gaya.mujhe kafi dard howa aor me phir cheh pada,is dafa us nay mujhe phir tapad mari aor kaha k ab ager me cheha to mujhe abhi aor isi waqt shoot kar de ga.kuch der k bad us nay lun andar bahar karna shoro kiya aor phir aik aor zordar jhatka mara aor apna pora 7 inch k lun mere gand k ander dall diya.mujhe dard to hone laga liken kuch deer k bad me ra dard kam hone laga aor mujhe maza b ani laga.adhe 20 minute gand marne k bad us nay apna lun mere gand se nakala.aor mujhe sidha lita diya.me nay dekha k us k lun pe hoon hai.mujhe dar howa aor apne gand ko dekha to wahan se b hoon nikal raha tha.is liye me rote laga.liken us nay aik towal la k mere hoon saaf kiya aor apna lun be saaf kiya aor mujhe kaha k kuch nahi ho ga.app be fikar ho jao .aor is k sath hi us nay merw peeron ko apne kandhon pe rakh k apne lun mere gand ki sorah pe rakh diya aor aik zordar jhatka mara aor apna pora ka pora lun mere gand k andar dall diya .

is k bad us nay zor zor se apna lunmere gand k andar bahar karna shoro kiya.is tarah us nay 35 minute tak aor mere gand mari aor mere gand k andar hi apna dher sara MAANi chod diya.aor mere uper hi gir gaya aor mere honton ko chomne laga.15 minute tak wo isi tarah mere oper pada raha aor phir mujhe bathroom jane ko kaha jab me kada howa to me chal nahi sakta tha aor gir pada us nay mujhe apna god me utaya aor aor bathroom lay gaya.muhje badi teez poti ayi thi jab me poti kar raha tha to me=uhje bada dard ho raha tha aor poti k sath dher sara hoon b nikal gaya .mere halat harab ho gayi.us nay meri gand pani se dhoi aor aor apne bed pe lita diya .aor mujhe aik painkiller tablet di.aor freg se ice nikal k mere gand pe pherne laga .kuch der k bad mera dard kam hone laga.DO ghanton tak me wahan sota raha .jab me bedar howa to me nay apna peint shirt pihan li aor us nay mujhe 2500 rupee diye aor apna Cell num day k bahar nikal aye aor aik texi rok ke mujhe us me beta diya.aor me apne hostel chala aye.

Jan,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Makan Malkin Ki Chudai

I am Santhosh, age 25 years, unmarried from Bhopal. Mai ek private MNC company me job karta hu, Baat 2 year pahle ki hai jab meri company ne mera transfer jaipur kar diya, shuru me mai 15 din tak hotel me hi ruk kar apne liye koi room ki talash shuru ki, akhir ek room mila jis ghar ki malkin ek vidhwa aurat aur uske 3 bachhe, ek ladki 15 saal ki, ek ladka 12 saal ka aur phir sabse chhhoti ladki 10 saal ki rahate the. Maine vaha apna saaman room me shift kar liya.

Makan Malkin ki umar 34 saal, dikhne me smart aur 25 saal ke jaise lagti thi. Shuru ke 2-4 din tak mai unse jaya baat nahi karta tha na wo. Phir ek din Sunday ke din mai room me tha, to mere room ke saamne makan malkin sabji kat rahi thi kyoki kitchen me light nahi thi, to maine khidki ki jaali se parda uthakar maine dekha ki usne nighty pahni hui thi aur ek dum must lag rahi thi, mai kafi der use gaur se dekhta raha, Mera lund khada ho gaya, man me ajib khayal aane lage,

to maine unse baat karne ki sochi aur bola bhabhi ji kya kar rahe ho to wo ek dum chonk ke boli. Ohh aap ho kya. ander baithe ho! tumhe ander garmi nahi lag rhi kya? itna kahti hui mere room ka darwaja khola aur ander jhanka to mai ek dum sharm se jhuk gaya kyoki mera khada lund lower me se bahar ki or ubhar nikla hua tha, Wo gaur se us ubhar ko dekhne lagi, aur chup chap bahar jakar apne kaam me lag gai aur thodi -thodi der me khidki ki traf dekhne lagi, mai fir se usi khidki se use dekh raha tha.

Phir wo ander ja kar apne kaam me lag gai aur mai market chala gaya.

Mai khana bahar hi khat tha, So mai raat ko 9:30 pm kea ass-paas room me aaya to bhabhi boli aaj itne late kaise ho gaye? Maine jawab diya ki mai to rose issi time to aata hoo.

Bhabhi boli: achha. Khana kaha khate ho?

Mai bola: Hotel me, par thode dino me tiffin lagwa lunga.

Phir maine dress change ki aur light off karke so gaya aur mobile me time dekha to 10.30 pm baj chuke the. Bhabhi ne aawaj lagai aap so gaye kya? Mai bola kya kre kuchh kaam nahi to sona hi hai. Awaj saaf sunai de rahi thi kyonki mere room ke paas hi unka badroom tha aur uska 1 gate mere room me bhi khulta tha. To maine puchha aap issi room me soti ho kya? To wo boli ha, vaise ham room kiraye per kabhi nahi dete hai,

Wo to hamare Chacha ji ke kahne per hi diya hai, kyonki uske pados ke Chacha ji meri company me hi job karte hai. to maine kaha bhabhi thanks? Phir maine kaha to pahle iss room aap sote the wo boli nahi badi beti soti thi, Waise hamare ander bhi 3 room aur hai.

Bhabhi topic change karke boli aapne pura jaipur dekh chuke ho kya?

Maine kaha: nahi abhi office me sabse dosti nahi hui hai, So kahi bhi ghumne nahi gaya!

To wo boli Koi achhi si girlfriend bana lo, aapko pura shahar ghuma degi” maine ek dum kaha –Vaise aap bhi to must ho” To bhabhi boli : “ nahi hamari to umar nikal gai hai”

Maine puchha “ Aapki Age kya hai? Wo boli 34. to maine kaha lagti nahi 34,to aapke husband ko kya ho gaya tha: Wo boli ki wo Fauji the aur 3 saal pahle expire ho gaye.

Maine phir mobile me time dekha to 1.30 se upper time ho chukka tha.

Phir bhabhi boli So jao ab, aur tum morning kitne baje uthte ho, maine kaha roj to jaldi 6.00 uthta hu per aaj to 2.00 baj gaye to pata nahi kab nind khulegi?

Bhabhi boli mai tumhe jaga dungi, kitne baje jagana hai?

Maine kaha 6.00 ya 6.30 baje tak. boli thik hai morning me mujhe bhabhi ne aavaj lagai aur gate Khatkhtaya to mai utha aur socha ki shayad bhabhi under aaegi qunki meri side se to gate ka kunda khula hi tha, par usne gate nahi khola, Akhir maine apne laude ko hilakar rah gaya.

Dusre din fir night me hamare beech kafi der tak bate hui, aur night ke 11.00 baje the, maine turant kaha apke bachcho ko ye baate sunai nahi deti kya? Bhabhi boli wo to apne samne wale rooms me sote hai, aur badi beti upper ke room me soti hai.

To maine turant kaha bhabhi ji “ to aapne idhar ka gate kyo band kar rakha hai? Ise kholo to? bhabhi boli nahi yaar, parda to hona hi chahiye. Usne mujhe yaar kaha to maine kaha apan to ab yaar hai, aur vaise bhi “aap akeli aur mai bhi akela, na mujhe nind aati hai aur na aapko” To wo hansne lagi aur boli “ Mujhe to nind aati hai aapko hi nahi aati to maine kaha to mere liye hi sahi, gate to kholo, Please please-please bhabhi.

Bhabhi boli thik hai mai kholti hu per aap meri marji ke khilaf kuchh nahi karoge. maine kaha aapki kasam- please- please bhabhi ne gate khola to maine bhabhi ko gale se laga liya aur chune laga uske lips ko. Phir wo mere sath bad pe hi gai. ab mai use chedne laga, kabhi uske must-must boobs chusta kabhi uske chut per haath lagata, Fir mai ek dum nanga ho gaya, to bhabhi mere land ko dekhkar boli itna bada? Maine kaha ab tak maine kisi ke sath sex nahi kiya, ye aapki chut pe hi mehar baan hua hai, ab maine kaha bhabhi ye nighty kyo pahni hui hai, please kholo ise to wo boli nahi, mai ye kaam nahi karungi aur sab kuchh kar lungi. To maine uske bodi per hath fer kr uski chut ko jga diya aur apna land uske hath me thama kar bola lo ye aapke liye hi hai, jaise chaho use karo, mujhe bhi koi jaldi nahi thi, Ab bhabhi ne thodi der tak hilati rahi, fir uthke muh me le liya, lagbhg 10 min.

Tak wo chusti rahi, akhir maine kaha bhabhi ab niklne wala hai, please apki chut to abhi baki hai, to bhabhi ne turant apni nighty utar di, to maine uski panti bhi khinch ke khol di, ab mai uski chut me dalne ke mood me tha per bhabhi ne use chusne ko kaha, mai jaise hi uski mast chut ke paas muh rakha usme thoda pani jaisa liquid aur toilet ki badbu aa rahi thi, maine bhabhi ko kaha to usne turant mere room me hi attached bathroom me jakar dho di,

Ab uski chut bahut mast lag rahi thi phir ham 69 Style me aa gaye. After 10 mere lund se tej pichkari nikli, bhabhi ke gala bhar gaya, wo use nikaal kar khansne lagi, boli mera gala bhar gaya hai per testi hai, Phir mera nikal jaane ke baab bhabhi phir mere lund ko chusne lagi, aur upni chut me dallne ka issara kiya, maine kaha bhabhi bina condom ke mujhe dar lagta hai, Kyonki aajkal aids ka khatra bahut jayada hai ye saif nahi hai.

Bhabhi boli mere bachcho ki kasam mene mere husband ke siway kisi se sex nahi kiya, Aur vaise bhi wo khabi- kabhi hi ghar aate the. Ab 3 saal se to bilkul hi untouch hai, please mai aapko bahut maja dungi, maine turant light on kar di aur nange badan me bhabhi bhabhi ki masumiyat dekh raha tha bhabhi boli light off kar do adosi- padosi shak krenge maine turant light off ki aur bhabhi ko bola ki ise aur tight karo, bhabhi ne thik aisea hi kiya

Phir maine bhabhi se puchha, aapko kis stile me maja aata hai. Wo boli jaise aap chaho.

Maine bhabhi ko ulta kiya aur chut me dalne laga, uski chut bahut tight aur kasi hui thi, Fir ek dum jhatka lagaya, ura pura lund uski chut me chala gaya, Oh mar gai oh ooooooooooooohh karne lagi. Maine jor-jor se jhatke lagane start kar diye, bhabhi ka chilana jari tha, Phir use achha lagne laga.

Boli yaar muje bahut maja aa raha hai, please jor se karo mai lagatar 4-5 minute tak karte-karte thak jaise gaya tha kyonki ye mera pahla job tha, mai ab nikalna chah raha tha, bhabhi boli abhi mat nikalna, abhi mujhe jhor se chod dalo yaar, Faad daalo ise maine bhabhi ki baat mankar fir se shuru ho gaya, thodi der baad bhabhi ka bhi chhtut gaya, fir maine bhi chod diya. Ab bhabhi bahut khush thi, sidhi hokar mujhse lipt gai aur boli, mere raja bahut maja aaya, aap bahut ache ho,

Mujhe fir chumne lagi, mai bhi uske lips apne muh me le liye, aur dono so gaye, raat ko bhabhi nind me so rahi thi, mujhe beech- beech me jag jata morning me 5.30 baje thoda ujala hua to maine bhabhi ko gaur se dekha nind me uska chehra bahut hi masum lag raha tha jaise ki bahut saalon ke baad sookun ki nind so rahi ho, mere se raha nahi gaya maine uske mathe, gaal aur lips pe kiss kiye wo jag gai, mai boli tum kitni masum lag rahi ho, tum yaha ghar me akeli rahti ho to pados me kisi ki najar nahi padi kya?

Wo boli mere sath meri saas bhi rahti hai, abhi wo mere dever ke pass gaon me hai, kyonki uske ladki hui hai? Maine unse puchh kr hi room ke liye uncle ko ha kiya tha. phir itne me mere lund khada ho gaya, maine uski tang unchi karke dalne laga to wo boli mere raja ab mai aapko mana to nahi kar saki, per ye kaam jayada nahi karna chahie to body me kamjory nahi aati, Maine puchha to kab –kab karte hai wo boli 2din me ek baar, Maine jid ki to wo agree ho gai, maine fir jamkar chudai ki, to bhabhi boli lagta hai.

Nai jawani aai gai hai” Tab time 6.00 baj chuke the wo uth kar gate under se band kar diya. Aur bachho ko jagaya unhe school ke liye taiyar kiya, mai bhi bahut khus tha, mai bathroom me naha raha tha tabhi gate baja maine turant gate khola wo samne khadi thi, mai bilkul nanga tha, wo sharmate hue boli naha liya kya? Nasta lati hu aur ander chali gai, jab tak maine dress pahni tab tak wo gobhi ke pranthe and dahi lai maine mana kiya to boli jab tak meri saas nahi aati, aap khana yahi khaya karo, mai fir office chala gaya. Sham ko usne apne bachcho se mera introduction kraya.

Tab se mai bhabhi aur unke bachcho se bahut jayada ghul mil gaye aur rojana raat ko ham sath hi sote the, kabhi mere bed per to kabhi bhabhi ke bed par aur sare styles se chudai ke khub maje liye fir 8 months baad mera transfer vapis Bhopal ho gaya. Mai apne ghar Bhopal aa gaya,baad me bhabhi se phone per baat hoti thi but 2-4 months ke baad pata nahi unka phone no. banad ho gaya tab hamara link tut gaya vaise bhi jaipur me mera koi kaam bhi nahi hai. Dosto mai abhi tak unmarried hu, aur wo 8 months jindgi ke sabse khubsurat lamho me se ek hai.

Jan,2 2015
Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
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