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Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye: Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli: Dhatt teri, wo to mein jawani me thi.
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Hamaari Diwaangi Har Raaz Khol Deti Hai,
Hamari Khamosi Har Baat Bol Deti Hai,
Shikaayat Hai To Keval Is Duniya Se.
Jo Dil Ke Jazbaat Bhi Paiso Mein Tol Deti Hai.
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College Ki Galiyo Me Ajib Khel Hota Hai,
Lecture Ke Bahane Dilo Ka Mel Hota Hai,
Isliye To Hamara Pappu Har Sal Fail Hota Hai
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College Ki Galiyo Me Ajib Khel Hota Hai,
Lecture Ke Bahane Dilo Ka Mel Hota Hai,
Isliye To Hamara Pappu Har Sal Fail Hota Hai
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As Soon As The Fear Approaches Near, Attack And Destroy It.
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MORE THAN YESTERDAY N
LESS THAN TOMMORROW
Each Day I LOVE YOU
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Aaj Ujhaloon Mein Ek Kami Si Rehne De,
Aankhoon Mein Ek Katra Nammi Si Rehne De,
Reh Na Jaaye Mohabbat Adhuri Meri,
Intezaar Hai Uska Intezaar Hi Rehne De
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Agar Tum Jise Pyar Kartay Ho Us Say Na Pa Sako Toh
Us Ka Number Mujhay Dey Do
Kya Pata Mere Sath Set Ho Jaye.
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While You're Falling Head Over Heels Or Doing The Deed?
Here Are 20 Fascinating Facts About Love And Sex That May Surprise You
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Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye,
Na Mujhe Jamane Se Koi Aas Hai,
Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilwa De,
Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai.
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Agar Aap Chahte Hai Ki,
Ladki Pehle Hath Me Le,
Phir Muh Mein Le,
To Iske Liye Panipuri Becho.
Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.
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Ek sarder ne airhostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai”.
Airhostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara…
Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai”
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Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha Hai.
Banta: Chinta Mat Kar Yaar, Kuch Nahi Hota,
Saap Ka Zehar Khatam Ho Gaya Hai, Recharge Kawane Aaya Hoga.
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Navjot Singh Siddhu Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma, arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing.
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Girl: I Love YOU Dear.
Boy: Differnt Style Me Propos Karo Na
Girl: Teri Laash ko Aag Lgane Ka,
Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nhi.
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Your birthday is a wonderful occasion all by itself. But for me,
It is a special day allowing me to thank God for all that your friendship has meant to me.
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Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya.
Sadhu Gusse Me: Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu.
Santa: Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.
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Nazron se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
Har mod par kisi ka intezar hota hai,
Dil rota hai zakham hanste hain,
Kya isi ka naam pyaar hota hai.
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Husband: Agar mujhe lottery lagi to tum kya karogi?
Wife: Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha ke liye mayke chali jaungi.
Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush.
Husband: 20 Rs ki lagi hai. Ye le 10 aur nikal.
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Ise duniya mein dost kam milenge,
Ise duniya mein gam hi gam milenge,
Jaha duniya najar fer legi,
Use mode par tumhein hum milenge.
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Agar wo ladki apki class me padhti hai.
Orh app use Patana chahte ho toh use,
Class me study ke doran dekhte raho,
Issue wo apki orh attract hogi orh pat jayegi.
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If a single teacher can not teach us all the subjects.
Then how could any one can expects a single student to learn all subjects?
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Peace cannot be kept by force, it can only be achieved by understanding.
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Tum itne sweet q ho?
Tum itne innocent q ho?
Tum itne intelligent q ho?
Tum itne lucky q ho?
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Ab tum mere friend ho to kuchh to mera asar hoga na.
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Halaat keh rahe hain,
Wo yaad nahi karenge ab.
Umeed keh rahi hai,
Bss thoda intejaar aur kar.
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Din Bhar Kitna Bhi Kyun Na Ghoom Lo,
Sabse Hot Ladki Tabhi Dikhegi
Jab Gharwalo Ke Sath Bazaar Jaoge.
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja.
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Master: 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Sardar: Samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster: Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,
Tumne 2 roti khali,
Tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar: Sabji.
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Madam: Sabse Zayada Izzat Kiske Paas Hai?
Boys: Shakti Kapoor,Prem Chopra, Gulshan Grover, Amrish Puri, Pran Ke Paas.
Madam: Wo Kaise?
Boys: Madam kyuki inhone ne hi sabse zayada izzat Luti Hai.
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Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 2 aankhe di,
Chawal me se 2 4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2 4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti?
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Boy: Rat ka kya plan h?
Girl: Nothing, just night with kapil.
Boy: Kya?
Girl: Opps sry i mean comedy night with kapil.
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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye,
Aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya.
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Doctor: Jab aapko pata tha ki chipkali aapke muh me ja rahi hai to aap chup kyu the?
Patient: Isse phele cockroch gaya tha to mujhe laga ki chipkali usko paked legi.
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Teacher: Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun?
Student: Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain.
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Madam to boy: Kaha hai copy kaha hai pen.
Boy: Jbse tme dekha kya copy kya pen,
Tere mast mast do nain,
Mere dil ka le gye chain.
Gayab hua copy aur kho gayi pen.
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Boy: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina.
Girl: Jhooth Mat Bolo.
Boy: Tum 5 minute Pass Baith K Dekh Lo,
Fir Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.
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India never invaded any country in her last 100000 years of history.
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Teacher: kisi aisi jagha ka name batao jaha,
Bhut sare log ho phir bhi aap akely feel karty ho.
Student: Examination hall.
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Chaale Jayenge Ek Din Hum Tujhe Tere Haal pe Chod kar,
E Sitaamga,
Kadaar Kya Hoti Hai Tuje Waqt Sikhaa Degaa.
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Kya tm 1 ped sy dusry ped tk chlang lga skty ho?
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Kya tm 1 mint me 25 kelay kha skty ho?
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Nhi na Beta sirf shakal BANDER jesi hone sy kam nai chlta.
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Teacher: Bataao Bachcho jo Galat Kaam Karte Hain Wo Kaha jate hain??
Student:Sharmate Huye Bola Sir..
Manuabhaan tekri, EKAANT Park, Chinar park, MAYUR park.
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Santa Kadi Chaawal Kha Raha Tha.
Khate Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi.
SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola: Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai.
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Teri dosti ki aadat si pad gayi hai mujhe,
Kuch der tere sath chalana baki hai.
Shamshan mein jalta chodkar mat jana,
Warna ruh kahegi k ruk ja,
Abhi tere yaar ka dil jalna baki hai.
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We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara.
Banta: Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously.
Santa: Seriously.
Banta: Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi.
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Agr Mobile India Mai Bana Hota To Us Mai Ye Templates Hote: 1.Kutey Call Kr.
2.Cigrete Lete Hue Aiyo.
3.Yar Kisi Lakdi Ka No. Dede.
4.Recharge Karade Kamine.
5.Kuttey ! Kahan Mra Pada Hai.
6.Gate P Aja Jaldi.
7.Yar Meri Bandi Naraz Ho Gai Hai.
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