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Ham to aapke ek sms pe muskura dete h,
apna har gam bhula dete hai,
sochte h koi to h apna jise hamari fikar hai,
yahi soch ke sara din haste huye bita dete hai.
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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Group wale aaye hain.
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai.
Beti: Maa Admin sahab bhi hain.
Maa: To bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
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Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi
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Chand sa chehra dekhne ki ijazat de do,
Mujhe ye sham sajane ke ijazat de do,
Mujhe qaid kar lo apne ishq mein ya fir
Mujhe ishq karne ke ijazat de do…!
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Chand sa chehra dekhne ki ijazat de do,
Mujhe ye sham sajane ke ijazat de do,
Mujhe qaid kar lo apne ishq mein ya fir
Mujhe ishq karne ke ijazat de do…!
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Chand sa chehra dekhne ki ijazat de do,
Mujhe ye sham sajane ke ijazat de do,
Mujhe qaid kar lo apne ishq mein ya fir
Mujhe ishq karne ke ijazat de do…!
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To forgive is the highest and beautiful form of love.
In return, you will receive abundant peace and happiness.
Good Morning!
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Girl:Meri Ek Ek saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai.
Boy:To tum koi accha sa toothpaste use kyo nahi karti.
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Mechanical engg. ki wife ko bacha huaa h
Wife ne husband ko sms bheja
Aap ka spare part aa gaya h,
Husband ne reply me puccha
NUT HAI YA BOLT.
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Gham hai ki woh hume samajh na sake,
Hum mil karr bhi mil na sake,
Do pal ki khushuyan thi meri zindegi mein,
Gam hai ki ushe v hum rok na sake.
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Delete Message?
No,
no Wait!
B’coz………
I wanna say something that’s only 4 you
I Miss you.
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My day may be hectic.
My schedule may be tight.
But I would never let the day end
without saying good night. Sweet dreams
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Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?
Boss: I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.
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Ab bhi taaza hain zakhm seene mein,
Bin tere kya rakha hain jeene mein,
Hum to zinda hain tera sath paane ko,
Wrna der kitni lgti hai zaher peene me.
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The only source of knowledge is experience.
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Santa ko 2 bomb mile.
Santa: Chal police ko de ke aate he.
Banta: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to?
Santa: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.
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When to Do Research
For most job-seekers, there are three critical times to conduct research. The first is when you are just starting your job-search and looking to identify key companies in your profession or industry, or even in a specific geographic location. The second possibility is when you are applying to an employer; it's always best to relate yourself to the company and tailor your cover letter and resume to each employer. The third -- and when most job-seekers finally do some research -- is when you have been invited to a job interview; you'll want to showcase your knowledge of the company.
The sooner you get started, the better off you'll be.
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Today is Whatsapp chocolate day Send dis 2 all
ur Contacts (all contacts..no cheating) See what
they feel about u nd how many choclates u deserve!!
Silk – i miss u
Perk – use & throw
5 Star – i like talking wit u
Munch – i like your attitude
Gems – ur cute
Dairy milk – i love u.
Bournville – u r dashing
Nutties – ur naughty
Fruit n nut – cool and sexy
Temptations- u r smart
Milky bar – no 1 can replace u
Crunch – u r my crush
Kitkat – best lover
First reply me
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Women are maternal creatures: they love taking care of things. That's why she cooks you great meals, or packs your backpack, or worries when you don't call after you've gone home. Take advantage of her nature and show her that you appreciate her effort, and let her know that you care back.
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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false Girls look beautiful because.
boys have good IMAGINATION
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Man To Boy:- Abe tu yaha baitha hai
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Boy:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi.
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1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON!
Baad Me pata chala RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!!
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Somewhere in your heart, try to find a place for me.
Somewhere in your heart, I don't care where it might be.
One little corner may not mean so much to you
But one little corner would be enough to see me through.
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Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi.
Papa- Wat is BBA!
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!
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Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
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A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band.
Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado.
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Q: What gets bigger the more you take away?
A: A hole!
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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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To die, to sleep -
To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub,
For in this sleep of death what dreams may come.
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A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.
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Q. Why are guys faster than girls?
A. They have a stick shift and ball bearings.
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Languages around India
Maharashtra : Marathi
Kolkata : Bengali
Delhi : MC BC
Bangalore : C , C++ , Java
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The middle Jonas Brother has been dating model Blanda Eggenschwiler since the fall of 2012.
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Compliment I hate it when you offer someone a sincere
compliment about their mustache, and suddenly
she is not your friend anymore.
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The word Lethologica describes the state of not remembering the word you want to say
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The song Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyon in the film by the same name is the longest Hindi film song The length of this iconic song is 20 minutes and the song is featured in three installments in the film
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Rajnikant went to world cooking championship.
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale?
Lal mirchi ki meethi khir
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If i would know that I m gonna die tomorrow,
I ll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I ll find someone
who can take care of u
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D smallest word is I
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You.
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Kabhi kabhi gussa muskurahat se
jyada special hota hai
B coz smile to sabke liye hoti hai
magar gussa sirf unke liye hota hai
jinhe hum kabhi khona nahi chahte.
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Mohabbat Me Teri Fitrath Kya Thi
Iss Kadar Humse Nafrath Kya Thi
Teri Chahat Pe Wafa Ki Thi Maine
Tujhe Bewafa Hone Ki Zaroorath Kya Thi.
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Pyar ke ujale me gum ka andhera kyu hai
Jisko hum chahe wahi rulata kyu hai
Mere rubba agar wo mera nasib nahi to
Aise logo se hume milata kyu hai
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Kapil :- Aarz kiya hai Daaru peene walo kabhi lassi bhi piya karo
Priyanka Chopra :- Wah Wah Wah Wah
Kapil :- Free mein post padhne walo kabhi like Comment bhi kiya karo.
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Tinke tinke me bikhrte chale gaye
Tanhai ki gehraiyo me utarte chale gaye,
Jannat thi har sham jin dosto kr sath,
1-1 ker ke sub bichdte chale gaye
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Achha Dost Haath aur Aankh ki Tarah hota hai
Jab Haath ko Taklif hoti hai to Aankh Roti hai
aur Jab Aankh roti hai to aath Aansu Pochta hai.
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Jo student top kare wo..
Student Of The Year
aur jo student fail ho jaye wo..
Student Of The Next Year
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Chintu: Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex
educationka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.
Dad: Good, lekin tum NuNNI kyu hila rahe ho?
Chintu: HomeWork diya hai.
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