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Tusi Hsde Ho

Tusi Hsde Ho Sanu Hasaan Vaste
Tusi Ronde Ho Saanu Rovan Vaste
Ek War Rus Ke Ta Vekho Sohneyo
Marr Javage Tuhanu Manaan Vaste.
Baisakhi Da Din Hai Khushiya Manan Vaste. Baisakhi Diyan Vadhayia

Apr,13 2015
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Padosan

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja! Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi, ye leke aa gayi..!...

Apr,13 2015
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Kapil

Kapil: kitna paisa hua..?
Auto wala: 50 Rs..
Kapil: Ye le 25 Rs
Auto Wala: Ye kya sirf 25 Rs.. ye to cheating hai. .
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Kapil: Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap

Apr,13 2015
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Nachle Gaale

Nachle Gaale Hamaare Saath;
Ayi Hai Baisakhi Khushiyon Ke Saath;
Masti Mein Jhoom Aur Kheer-Puri Kha;
Aur Na Kar Tu Duniya Ki Parwa!
Baisakhi Mubarak!

Apr,13 2015
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Kapil Sharma

Sir - Pani mai Rahene Wale 5 Jaanwar ke Naam
Btao?
.

Kapil - mendhak
.

Sir - 4 aur btao
.

Kapil - uski Mummy , Uske papa , uski Bahen
aur Uski Item

Apr,13 2015
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Baat manna

Kuch dino tak ladki ki har baatt mano jayda nahi bus....1 month...phir dkhna ladki tumahra kahna manege.....vo khte ha na tum ladkiyo ko ijaat do vo apne ijaat tumhe dey dege

Apr,13 2015
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“Height of Attitude”

“Height of Attitude”
A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..Plz Do Not Make Noise By
.
Dropping Coins…!!
Use Currency Notes..!! 

Apr,13 2015
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Santa Banta

Santa:
yaar maine ek naye detergant se apni underwear dhoyi,
To vo sikud ke chhoti ho gayi.. ab main kya karoon?

Banta:
Simple hai yaar…
Usi detargent se apne hips bhi dho le :-)

Apr,10 2015
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Market Jaate hue


Husband ko Market Jaate hue
Wife ne paise dekar kaha: Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana jis se main SUNDAR Dikhu…

Husband khud k Liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya..!

Apr,10 2015
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Munna Bhai

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
.
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan the !!!

Apr,9 2015
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Maa aur Pregnancy

Bacha maa se –
Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai

Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo samja ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai…!!

2nd day bachcha school se aate hue
ek ladki ke upar gir gaya…!!

Ladki ki maa Chilla kar boli :
Ye kya badtameezi hai???

Bacha bola:
Gira teri beti ke upar hoon Aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai..!!

Apr,9 2015
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Choti choti baatien

Usse har choti-choti baaton ke liye salaah-mashwara liya karo. Wo khud ko khoob samajhdaar samjhega aur tum uski isi bewakoofi ka faayda uthakar usse meethi meethi baatein karti rehna.

Apr,9 2015
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BABA JI KA THALLU

Kapil Sharma :Ranbir Aap Movies Banate Ho . .
2-3Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho . .
Film Hit Ho jati Hai . .
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai . .
Aapko Kya Milta Hai ?
BABA JI KA THUULU.
Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya. . .
Hindustan Ka Number One Show. .
Kya TRP's hai . .
Par Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai . .
Tujhe Kya Mila???
BABA JI KA THALLU

Apr,8 2015
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India Rocks

Chor pakadne ki machine bani…

USA mein 1 din mein 9 chor pakde gaye
China mein 30
UK mein 50
Pakistan mein 80
Japan mein 90

aur

aur

Bharat mein 1 ghante mein
Machine hi chori ho gayi!

Bolo bharat mata ki jai!!

Apr,4 2015
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Old Age

Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala……
Doctor: Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye.
(1 week baad)
Old Lady:Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi
hai
Doctor:Good..!Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge

Apr,2 2015
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एक ट्रक के पीछे लिखा बहुत ही सुंदर वाक्य लिख&

संता ने बंता से कहा संता: एक ट्रक के पीछे लिखा बहुत ही सुंदर वाक्य लिखा था। बंता: क्या? संता: 'सावधानी हटी, खीर-पूरी बंटी' 

Mar,16 2015
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भइया से बस बीस नंबर कम

संता- बंता आज के टेस्ट में तुम्हारे कितने नंबर आए हैं? बंता- भइया से बस बीस नंबर कम। संता- भइया के कितने नंबर आए हैं? बंता- बीस। 

Mar,16 2015
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Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye

uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye

Mar,14 2015
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unki help ke liye

Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe.

Mar,14 2015
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आधी रात को एसएमएस कर

आधी रात को एसएमएस कर उन्हें बताएं कि आप उन्हें कितना ‘मिस’ कर रहे हैं।

Mar,14 2015
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प्यार का इजहार करने के लिए

प्यार का इजहार करने के लिए उनके बालों को प्यार से सहलाएं।

Mar,14 2015
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अपने परिवार और दोस्तों से मिलवाएं

आप अपनी गर्लफेंड को अपने परिवार और दोस्तों से मिलवाएं, इससे आपके प्रति उनका विश्वास बढ़ेगा।

Mar,14 2015
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पड़ोसन

आप की पड़ोसन अगर स्कूल/कॉलेज जाने के लिए निकल रही हो तो आप उनके संग होले और उनसे बात करते हुए आप भी जाये. ऐसा लगातार 3 दिनों तक करे और 4 वां  दिन मत जाना, वो 5 वां  दिन आपसे जरुर पूछेगी कल क्यों नहीं आये. हो सकता है इस तरह की मुलाकात से  आप उसे पटा ही लेंगे.

Mar,14 2015
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Wow Kitna romantic weather hai…

Baarish mein couples:

Wow Kitna romantic weather hai…

 

Aur Singles:

Kya saala, har jagah paani paani, Pura keechad ho gaya!

Mar,13 2015
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Bittu Sharma trolled by Sidhu

Bittu Sharma trolled by Sidhu

Shamaa bani to parwaane bane

Jaam bana to maikhaane bane

Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein…

Warna, yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane

Mar,13 2015
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Ladki Ko Dil Se Pyar Kro

Ladki Ko Dil Se Pyar Kro.
Din Rat Uske Bina Marne Jaisi Halat Me Raho.
Badle Me Aapko Kya Milega????
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

Mar,13 2015
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FunnyJoke

Mar,13 2015
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Happiness On This Holi

Lets Make A Bonfire Of Our
Negativity, And Bring A Colour
Of Positivity Into Our Life..
Wishing U Health, Wealth And
Sheer Happiness On This Holi!

Mar,3 2015
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Last Seen With

Whatsapp would be a disaster if

‘Last Seen At’

was changed to

‘Last Seen With’.

Mar,3 2015
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Nimbu Mirch

Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,
Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo.
Aankhon mein kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin.
Gale mein nimbu-mirch latkaaya karo.

Feb,25 2015
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CARTOON NETWORK

Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,
aap ke siwa koi yaad aata nahi,
hasrat hai aap ko roz dekhu,
par kambakht mere T.V par cartoon network aata nahi

Feb,24 2015
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Singer Rajni

One Day Rajanikanth Deided To Sing A Song By A Microphone. After Some Times, A Spaceship Came And Some Aliens Jumped From That And Came To Rajani. They Said" Sir. Please Sing It Slowly . There Is A Exam Of My Son Tomorrow

Feb,11 2015
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Aankhe


Band hotho se kuch na kah kar..
Aankho se pyar jatati ho..

Jab bhi aati ho hume
hamse hi chura ke le jati ho

Feb,4 2015
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Be Funny

Introduce an element of humor into your compliments, or tell a joke or funny story about yourself. Do NOT make a joke about her, she could easily become offended and walk away.

Feb,3 2015
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Speak Quickly

You need to be a quick thinker and should be able to mold every situation with tact.

Feb,3 2015
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kiss Me

Do you believe in kiss and tell? Cause I want you to kiss me and do things to me in your mind and tell me all about it

Feb,3 2015
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KeepAway Kiss

Making your lover beg for more can be a turn-on, and there’s a way to bring this element into kissing. Nicole, 26, from Miami, FL, has mastered the technique. “After I’ve been making out hot and heavy with a guy for a few minutes, I like to pull back and look him in the eyes. At this moment the guy will usually try to make out again, but I don’t surrender the upper hand! After I’ve successfully avoided another kiss. I give him a bunch of baby kisses along his lips starting at one side and going to the other. He always swoons.”

Feb,3 2015
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Heer Aur Raanjha

Heer ro ro kar
Raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene
Meri naak beh rahi hai.

Jan,30 2015
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Bluetooth

Girl friend & Bluetooth dono ek jaise hote
.
.
Paas hone pe connect rehte
.
.
.
Aur door hone pe "new device found...

Jan,30 2015
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Girl In Toilet

Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.

Girl: I am in Toilet... What should I send?

Jan,14 2015
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Athvan Suryachi

Athvan Suryachi, Sathvan
Snehachi, Kanbhar Til,
Manbhar Prem, Gulacha Godwa,
Sneh Vadhva...
"TILGUL GHYA GOD GOD BOLA"

Jan,13 2015
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Naya Big Bazaar.

Pyar - Dukh Ka Bazaar
Premi - Dukh Ka Kharidaar
Premika - Dukh Ki Dukandaar
Dad - Beech Ki Deewaar
Behan - Salahkaar
Bhai - Peetne Ko Taiyaar
Ye Hai Pyar Ka Big Bazaar..!

Jan,13 2015
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Attitude

An Excellent Positive Statement:
“I’m Not Totally Usless..
I Can Still Be Used As An
Example Of Uselessness..
Thats The Attitude..!

Jan,12 2015
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Factory Ki Hadtaal


Zindagi Be-Haal Hai,
Sur Hai Na Taal Hai,

Message Box Bhi Kangal Hai,
Kya Aapki Sms Factory Mein Hadtaal Hai,

Yaar Kuchh Toh Bhejo,
Yeh Mere Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawal Hai…

Jan,10 2015
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Books Ko Padhe

Agar Wo Koi Khaas Type Ke Book Read Karne Ki Shaukin Ho To Aap Use Wo Book Gift Kare (For Exa. Comics, Film Magazines Etc.). Wo Aapse Jarur Impress Hongi Aur Aap Unhe Easily Pata Lenge.

Jan,9 2015
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Haath Ki Lakeer

Tere haath ki main wo lakeer ban jaun,
Sirf main hi tera muqadar teri taqdeer ban jaun,
Main tujhe itna chaho k tu bhool jaye har rishta
Sirf main hi tere har rishte ki tasveer ban jaun,
Tu ankhein band kare to aaun main hi nazar,
Is tarha main tere har khawab ki tabeer ban jau.

Jan,8 2015
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Daant Me Dard

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo

Child: he he he he he he

Jan,8 2015
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Ikrar E Mohabbat

Karte hain kaise lavzon main ikrar e mohabbat
mujhe ata nahi hai
kehte hain kaise kisi ko "mujhe hai tumse pyaar"
muhe ata nahi hain
samajh lo meri jazbaton ko meri nigahon se he
main anjan hun iss raste per
isliye mujhe maf krna mujhe kuch ata nahi hai...

Jan,6 2015
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Meri Kahani

Mera rang gora aur meri height 5 feet 4 inch hai. Mere family me papa mein aur ek bada bhai hai jiski sadi ho gayi hai bhabi ka naam veena aur bhaiya ka naam arun hai. Wo bahut sundar hai jo bhi dekhe dekhata rah jaye me suru se hi hostal me rahti hoon isliye sex ke bareme me jaldi hi janane lagi thi sath hi me aur mere gharwale free sex me belive karte hai isliye me kuch jyada hi jaanti thi.

Lekin kabhi bhi kisi ke saath sex kiya nahi. Haan kabhi kabhi bhaiya meri gaand pe haath fer dete ya boobs ko halke se daba dete is se jyada kuch nahi. Mere final exam finish ho gaye me ghar aa gayi thi next week mera 18th birthday tha.me bahut khus thi saath hi gharwale bhi bahut khus the is baar me birthday par unke saath thi. Birthday ke din morning me mene sabhi ko pranam kiya aur aasirwad liya fir papa se apna birthday gift

Maanga to papa bole ki aaj meri beti ko special gift doonga ki wo bahut khus hogi pure ghar ko decorate kiya gaya tha me bathroom me bath ke liye jaane lagi to bhaiya ne bhabhi ko mujh se chupkar meri aur ungli karke isara kiya lekin mene note kar liya tha. Me iska matlab samjhne ki kosis kar rahi thi tabhi bhabhi mere pass aai aur hanste hue boli ki achi tarah tayar hona aaj special party hai.

Fir dhire se hair remover dete hue kaha ki ise use karna mene pucha kyo? Usne kaha ki jawan ladki ho party ka matlab nahi samjhti kya ? aaj tumhe kuch special lagna hai mene pucha ki isme special kya hai ? bhabhi ne dhire se mere boobs pe haath ferte hue kaha ye surprise hai me to sunkar hairan ho gayi lekin me andar hi andar khus bhi thi aaj kuch special hone

Wala hai jiske bare me mujhe koi anuman hi nahi hai mene hanste hue bhabhi se kaha ki ok I like it fir me chupchap bathroom me ghus gayi bath karte hue mene apni under arm and legs aur fir apni vagina yani chut pe hair remover use kiya10 minute ke baad mene apne sarir ko dekha to khus ho gayi meri gori tange chamak rahi thi meri gori chut kisi phul ki tarah khili hui thi kapde pahnte hue me party ke bare me sochne lagi.

Raat ke 8 baj rahe the sabhi member hall me aa gaye jahaan mera birthday cake rakha tha papa ne apne khas dost Raj uncle ko bhi invite kiya tha. Wo apni beti Rekha ke saath aaye the. Rekha to ek sex bomb thi kya figure tha uska wow sanwla rang lekin jo dekhe uska lund khada ho jaaye. Aaj to jaise mere aur rekha ke bich koi competition tha me bhi tayar hokar

Party hall me aagayi sabhi mera wait kar rahe the mene blue colour ki mini aur white colour ka fancy aur halka transparent top pahna tha jisme se meri bra bhi nazar aa rahi thi ye dress bhabhi special tor pe mere birthday ke liye layi thi me ek hot item lag rahi thi gharwalo ne mujhe is roop me pahli baar dekha tha. kyo ki me ghar me hamesa hi salwar suit pahnti thi round table ke bich me mere liye cake rakha gaya.

Uspe 18 no. ki candle jalai fir papa bole beti aage aao aur cake kato tabhi bhabhi jise me aage veena likhungi mere pass aayi aur dhire se mere kaan me boli aaj ke din kisi se naraz nahi hona enjoy karna me iska matlab nahi samjhi tabhi sabhi member table ke charo aur khade ho gaye mene pahle candle bujhai fir knife pakdi aur cake pe rakhi tabhi mujhe apne boobs pe kuch ehsas hua me ne dekha bhaiya ne piche se apna ek haath meri kamar

Ke niche se nikalte hue mere boobs se touch karte hue mere pet pe rakh diya aur dhire se mere kaan me mujh se bole komal suru kare? Mere badan me current dodne laga mene kaha ki haan unhone dusre hath se mere knife wale haath ko pakda mene knife cake pe dabai to unhone apne pahle haath se mera boobs daba diya mere badan me 1000w ka jhatka laga mera hath.

Kampne laga lekin mene khud ko sambhal liya mene cake kata lekin bhaiya mere boobs dabate rahe mene sarmate hue veena ki taraf dekha to usne mujhe enjoy karne ka isara kiya. Ab mujhe veena ki kahi har baat ka matlab samajh aa raha tha sabhi mujhe aur bhaiya ko dekh rahe the lekin kisi ko koi eitraj nahi tha Achanak Rekha boli yaar arun aaj iska birthday hai to ise birthday dress me hona chahiye tabhi bhaiya ne bich me mujhe roka aur mera top mere sarir se alag kar diya.

Aaj mene cream colour ki bra aur panty ka set pahna tha meri creamy bra mere gore badan pe chamak rahi thi papa mere heavy boobs ko dekh ke dang rah gaye aur unse raha nahi gaya wo mere pass aake mere ek boobs ko dabane lage sath hi meri mini kholke dusre haath se meri chut ko sahlane lage me garam hone lagi mera sarir tapne laga to papa ne meri panty bhi utar di meri chut se garam bhap nikal rahi thi papa meri chut ko

Dhire dhire ragadne lage fir unhone ek ungli chut me ghusa di me sex me tadpne lagi wo meri halat ka maza lete hue dusri ungli bhi ghusa di ab to mere se raha nahi ja raha tha aur me khulke bhi nahi bol sakti thi ki abe betichod mujhe tadpa mat aur meri chut ko chod de. Ise fad de fir bhaiya bhi pass aaye aur mujhe french kiss diya me unki jhibh se khelne lagi tabhi mene dekha ki raj uncle veena ke boobs se khel rahe the aur bhaiya

Rekha ke boobs se khel rahe hai tabhi papa niche se mera ek boobs apne moohn me liye mene hanste hue kaha ki ya aapke liye hi hai wo bhi hansne lage mene cake liya aur unhe khilane lagi to wo bole aise nahi cake apni katori yani chut me bharo aur fir sabhi ko khilao mujhe ye sunkar saram aagayi to bhaiya ne mujhe table pe lita diya aur bhabhi se kaha veena meri help karogi?

Veena mere ek boobs ko dabakar boli aaj is soutan ke liye kuch bhi karoongi me bhi kahaan rahne wali thi mene kaha to fir meri tarah ki dress me aao wo muskarakar boli jaroor meri jaan. Veena ne apna salwar suit khol diya ab wo sirf black bra panty me thi mene kaha ki it’s not fair abhi baaki hai to raj uncle bole ise me khol deta hoon aur wo veena ki bra panty kholne lage mujhe bada maza aa raha tha.

Veena ne bhaiya jise me aage se arun likhungi kaha bolo kya karna hai arun ne meri dono tango ko choda kiya aur kaha ki iski chut me ye aadha cake bhar de. Veena ne meri chut me cake bharke kaha ki yaar arun teri bahan to badi kutti chij hai cake ko aaram se nigal gayi. meri chut cake ki wajah se fulkar kachori ki tarah ho gayi thi to papa bole beti kiski hai wo mere pass aaye aur pyar se meri fhuli hui kachori jaisi chut ko sahlane lage. Fir kaha

Ki veena kuch bhul gayi ho veena ne pucha kya? To papa ne cake ki bachi hui cream uthai aur meri chut pe lagate hue bole ye ab meri chut ek cake ki tarah lag rahi thi. Me khadi hokar papa ke pass aai aur kaha aao meri jaan ab to cake khalo papa hanste hue niche baithe aur merichut pe lagi cream ko chatne lage sath hi dhire dhire mere boobs bhi daba rahe the fir arun,veena raj aur rekha ne bhi meri chut ko chata. meri chut mere family

Walo ke chatne se pani pani ho gayi thi meri chut me to jaise pani ka fawara laga tha aur wo khula hua tha jo band hone ka naam hi nahi le raha tha tabhi mujhe pee yani pesab karne ki feeling hui. Mene papa se kaha ki me bathroomse aati hoon. Wo bole kyon kya hua. mene kaha mutne yaar aur kisliye tabhi arun aage aaye aur kaha kahi jaane ki jaroorat nahi me hoon na mene hanste hue kaha matlab veena aage aayi aur kaha ki matlab ye

Ki tum arun ke muh me mut sakti ho wo tumhara mut pina chata hai papa aage aakar ke bole veena ise dikhao to veena ne apni chut ko papa ke muh pe lagaya aur jor se mutne lagi papa bhi mast hokar ke veena ka mut pine lage ye dekhkar mujhe pata hi nahi chala ki me kab arun ke muh me mutne lagi achanak veena dhire se chikhi aauch mene pucha kya hua?

Usne apni gaand ki taraf isara kiya dekha papa ne cake ki thodi si cream lekar veena ki gaand ke ched pe lagai aur usko sahlana suru kar diya tha fir dhire dhire apni bich ki ungli ko uski gaand me ghusane lage gaand me ungli ghusne par veena apni chut papa ke muh pe aur jor se dabane lagi arun ye dekhkar bola tumhari bhi icha hai mene dhire se apni gardan hilakar haan kaha usne mujhe doggy style pe jaane ko kaha me kutti ki

Tarah ban gayi to usne meri gaand pe bhi cream lagai aur chatne laga. Apni jhib ko tight karke mere gand ke ched me ghusane ki kosis karne laga. Me to jaise satwe aasman pe ghumne lagi. Ab mere se raha nahi gaya aur mene khud hi kaha arun khali chatoge ya mujhe chodoge bhi papa pass aaye aur bole komal teri ye icha bhi puri hogi aaj tumhe tin tin lund ek sath milenge.

Tabhi veena mere pass aakar arun se boli ab komal ko kali se phool banane ka waqt ho gaya hai. Bolkar wo niche ghutno ke bal baith gayi aur arun ka lund apne muh me lekar lollipop ki tarah chusne lagi. Udhar rekha papa ka lund chus rahi thi. Ye sab dekhkar me aur jyada garam hone lagi. Mujhe laga ki me to bina chudwaye hi paani chod dungi. Tino mardo ke lund tan kar ke bans ki tarah majboot ho gaye.

Veena arun ko chod ke meri chut ki taraf aayi use chuste hue boli meri komal ka aaj final exam hai aur mujhe pata hai wo 1st aayegi. Veena ne mujhe jameen pe let jaane ko kaha. Fir arun ko pass aane ka issara kiya. Arun ka lund pakad ke meri chut pe rakha. Arun ne pahla dhaka dhire se lagaya. Mujhe halka sa dard hua. Mene kaha dhire wo bola daro mat fir dhire dhire meri gaand ko dabane laga.

Achanak usne meri gaand ko jor se kas ke pakda aur ekdum se pura lund meri chut ke andar pel diya. Mare dard ke mera bura hal tha me jor se chillai aaaa uncle Veena,papa,rekha sabhi hansne lage aankho me rangin tare nach rahe the. Rekha aur veena mere pass aai .dono ne mere 1-1 boobs apne muh me lekar suck karna suru kiya.

Dhire dhire mujhe maza aane laga arun bhi puri gati se apne lund ko meri chut me aage piche kar raha tha. Papa mere sar ke piche aake apne lund ko mere muh me dal diye. Me unke lund ko lollipop ki tarah chusne lagi. Fir unhone mere muh me hi dhire dhire dhake lagane start kiye mere dono haath khali the to mene bhi veena aur rekha ki chut me dono side se ungli karni suru kar di.

Udhar uncle ne apna lund veena ke muh me dal diya , aur dhire dhire dhake lagane lage. Veeena boli komal ne half yearly to pass karli ab final bhi ho jaye. Papa ne kaha haan unhone apna lund mere muh se nikal liya. Ab arun ne bhi apna lund bahar nikala khud niche ho gaye mujhe kaha komal tum ab upar raho. Mene kaha thik hai aur me upar se unpe chaa gyyi.

Arun ne apna lund ek dum sidha kiya me uspe jhuk gayi. Pura lund mere andar sama chuka tha. Arun ab niche se dhaka laga raha tha. Papa ne thodi si cream lekar meri gaand ke ched pe lagai. Use dhire dhire ched ke andar karne lage. Fir ek ungli ched ke andar ki ungli ke andar hote hi me aage ki taraf jhuki. Kyoki mera ched tight or untouch tha. Saath hi boli papa yaha aaj nahi.

Tabhi veena mere samne aayi aur apna boobs mere muh me dal di fir papa ko isara kiya. Papa ne pahla dhaka to dhire hi lagaya lekin meri halat aisi hui jaise kisi ne koi garam salakh mere gaand me utar di. Me jor se chikhna chahti thi. Lekin veena ne apna boobs mere muh pe daba rakha tha. Tabhi papa ne apni puri takat se pura ka pura lund meri gaand me utar diya

Me behos hote hote bachi dard se bachne ke liye mene veena ke boobs pe apne daant jor se gada diye. Veena papa se boli bas ab thoda aaram se aaj iska pahli baar hai. Ye veena thode hi hai jo gaand me bhi tum dono ke lund ek saath leti hai. Me sunkar apna dard bhul gayi aur awak ho gai boli kya? Rekha boli haan veena ko gaand me ek lund se maza nahi aata.

Use do lund ek sath chahiye Arun ne apni gati badha di aur bola me jhadne wala hoon. Veena boli chut ke andar mat jhadna mere pass aaja. Arun ne apna lund nikalaaur veena ke muh me dal ke aage piche karne laga aur garam garam gadha safed pani means virya chod diya. Idhar papa bole ki mera bhi ho gaya hai to Rekha pass aayi aur papa ka lund apne muh me bharkar chusne lagi papa ne bhi virya rekha ke muh me chod diya. Ab uncle mere pass aaye aur meri chut ko chatne lage mujhe bada aaram aaya.

Fir wo dhire se apna lund meri chut me dalne lage. Kareeb 20 minutes ke baad wo bole me tayaar hoon to veena ne unka lund apne muh me liya. Wo veena ke muh me jhad gaye. Veena ne sara virya peekar kaha ab komal ko thoda aaram karne do ab meri aur Rekha ki bari hai. Dosto ye meri pahli kahani hai so agar likhne me kuch galti hui hai to again sorry.

Jan,2 2015
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Meri Kahani Part I

Hi, Mera naam Neeta hai. Sabhi hansimazaak.com Readrs ko mera aur meri phooli hui choot ka salaam. Mai Bihar ke chhapra district ki rahne wali hun. Mai hansimazaak.com ki kahaniya pichhle teen saal se pad rahi hu aur in kahaniyo ko pad kar maja le rahi hun.

Yeh meri pehli kahani hai kisi bhi site par aur ye kahani sachhi ghatna par adharit hai par ise chatpata, sexy aur land/choot ka ras girane ke liye isme maine thodi si milawat ki hai but mool ghatana bilkul satya hai.

Sabhi ladkiyon aur aurton se mera anurodh hai ki jab wo is kahani ko padhe to ye sochte hue padhe ki ye sab unke saath ho raha hai to unhe utna hi maja milega jitna mujhe is chudaai me mila tha.

Patra Parichaya – Mai Neeta 18 yrs, Meri Maa Seema 37 yrs, Mere Papa Padmesh pandey 39 yrs, Mere Chachu Arun pandey 27 yrs. Meri maa ek mast maal lagati hai, kya mast badi-badi chuchian, doodh sa gora badan, ras bhare hoth aur choot ke bare me aage kahani me likhungi.

Yani meri maa chudaai ka pura khajana hai. Mere papa health department me naukri karte hai bahar rahte hai, duble sarir magar majboot land wale hai maine kaise jana ye aage hai), 2-2 month par ghar aate hai aur 4-5 din rah kar saara din aur saari raat meri maa ki choot, gand, muh ki chudai karte hai.

Ghar me hamare saath mere chachu bhi rahte hai jo mujhe bahut pyar karte hai aur mai bhi unse bahut pyar karti hun because vo meri har baat maante hain aur mai jo bhi mangti hun mujhe dete hai.

Mere chachu handsome hai aur bahut achha gana bhi gaate hai, unka figure bahut gathila hai aur ek lambe-tagade land ke malik bhi hai. Aap logo ko jyada intejaar na karate hue mai sidhe kahani par aati hun. Baat 3 saal pahle ki hai jab mai saal ki thi.

Papa apni duty par gaye the. Ghar me mai, maa aur chachu the. Jade ki raat thi. Raat ke karib 11 baje the. Mujhe badi jor se pisaab lagi thi par rajaai me se nikalna na pade is liye mai apne haath se apni choot ko dabakar pisaab rok rakhi thi. Tabhi mujhe bathroom me se paani girne ki awaj aai.

Mujhe laga bathroom ka nalka khula rah gaya hai, ye soch kar mai majburi me rajaai se bahar aai aur nalka band karne ke liye uthi. Abhi apne room ke khidki par thi tabhi maine dekha ki meri maa bilkul nangi bathroom se nikal rahi thi.

CFL ki doodhia roshani me unke nange badan ka rom rom dikhai diya. Badi-Badi chuchi, gaharai wali nabhi aur sabse kimti unki paw roti ki tarah phooli hui chikni choot, uff kya ubhari hui choot thi jo gulabi si dikh rahi jaise abhi use ragad diya gaya ho.

Mere dimag ka kida meri choot me kaatne laga aur maine socha itni raat me maa nangi kyon hai. Maa dabe pair apne room ki or jaane lagi to mujhe laga ki dekha jaye akhir maa nangi kyon hai. Mai bhi dabe pair unke kamre ki taraf chal padi aur unki khidki (jo mere bhagya se khuli thi) ki ot se dekhne lagi.

Andar ka seen dekh kar to mere rongte khade ho gaye. Maine dekha ki andar mere chachu bhi nange hi meri maa ke bed par baithe the aur meri maa unki god me baith kar unka lamba, mota, tana hua Land sahla rahi thi aur chachu unki chuchi ko chus rahe the. Mai bade dhyan se unki bate sunane lagi

Chachu – bhabhi, aapki chuchi bahut pyari hai, ekdum mast.

Maa- tumhara land bhi to ekdum mast hai gadhe ke land ki tarah lamba aur majaboot, jo har aurat ko chahiye.

Chachu- bhaiya ka land bhi to kafi lamba aur tagada hai, maine kai baar apko unse chudwate hue dekha hai. Wo tumhari choot aur gand ke sath-sath tumhara muh bhi to chodte hai. Bhabhi, siskariyan bhar-bhar ke kya mast chudwati hai aap.

Maa – sale, gandu, mera pati mujhe chodta hai to teri gand kyon phat jaati hai. Tu kyon chhup kar dekhta hai hamari chudai. Tab to tune teri maa ko bhi tere baap se chudte hue jaroor dekha hoga.

Maa ke muh se gaali aur chudai ki baten sunkar mujhe haiNeeta to hui par mujhe bhi wo sab bahut achha lag raha tha

Chachu- ha dekha hai jab mai chhota tha to kai saal tak maa ke sath hi sota tha aur jab wo dono chudai karte the to mai chori se unhe chudai karte hue dekhta tha, hamari maa bhi mast maal thi. unki choot bhi apki choot ki tarah hi thi par wo badi-badi jhante rakhti thi mai to dang rah gai unki is tarah ki baaten sunkar

Tabhi chachu ne meri maa ko apni god me uthaya aur bister per litaya aur khud jamin par baith kar unki tango ko phaila kar unki phooli hui choot ko ubhaar kar pyar se chatne lage. Maa siskari lene lagi. Maa ki choot wala portion meri taraf tha.

Chachu ne dono hatho se choot ko pura khol diya jis se mujhe bhi maa ki choot ka chhed tak saf dikh raha tha, ekdum gulabi . Meri maa ki choot ek dam saaf, paw roti ki ubhari hui thi, rang gulabi, bahut badi thi jaise bhagwan ne unki jangho ke beech me alag se choot chipka diyaa ho, aisi hai meri ma ki choot.

Idhar jane kab mera hath meri chadhi me chala gaya tha aur meri choot bhi puri tarah se choot-ras se bhig chuki thi, aur mai apni choot me ungli ragar rahi thi. Udhar chachu jor jor se maa ki choot chatne lage.

Phir wo uthe aur maa ke muh me apna lund de kar chuswane lage aur maa lund ko apne muh me andar-bahar karke laali-pop ki tarah chusne lagi mai bhi apni choot ke daane ko jor-jor se sahlane lagi.

Ab chachu ne maa ko bistar par sidha litaya aur apna lamba, mota lund unki choot par lagaya.

Maa- Oh Arun mere raja dhire se dalna.

Chachu- kyon bhabhi, aise dar rahi ho jaise aaj pehli bar mera land apni choot me le rahi ho. Abhi kal hi tumhe 3 baar choda tha. Kal to bade maje lekar kah rahi thi jor se chodo, phad do meri choot ko, ghus jao meri choot me.

Maa- kyon tadpa rahe ho mere raja. Arun aaj aisa chodo ki mujhe meri pehli chudai yaad aa jae.

Chachu ne ek baar me pura land unki choot me dala to wo chilla uthi par chachu meri maa ko jor-jor se chodne lage. Land kisi khambhe ki tarah maa ki choot me phuch-phuch-phuch ki awaaj karta hua andar bahar ho raha tha.

Mera man kar raha tha ki maa ko hatakar mai hi chachu se chudawa lu aur ye sochkar mai bhi apni choot me ungli karne lagi aur ek haath se apni chuchi daba kar maja lene lagi. Chachu ne chodte hue maa se pucha-

Chachu- bhabhi, sach batana ki tumhe pehli bar kisne choda tha.

Maa – nahi kahungi, tum kisi kah doge.

Chachu- nahi kahunga, mujhe Neeta ki kasam chachu ne meri kasam kha kar kaha to mera man kiya ki abhi ja kar apni choot chachu ke samne paros dun. I love you chachu

Maa- maine sabse pehle apne chacha se chudwaya tha. Wo mujhe bahut pyar karte the isliye maine unse chodne ke liye kaha to unhone mana kar diya. Tab maine hi unhe samjhaya tha ki meri choot koi na koi to chodega hi.

Kisi anjaan aadmi se chudwane se achha hai ki mai aapse chudwa loon, kyonki aap mujhe bhaut pyar karte hai, mai jo bhi kahati hoon laa kar dete hai, aur mai shadi ke baad bhi aapse chudwati rahungi. T

ab wo bhi maan gaye aur unhone meri saal ki kunwari choot ko saari raat cream laga-kar bade pyar se choda. Uske baad wo mujhe roj chodte the. Abhi bhi mai unke wahan jaati hun to mast hokar chudwati hun.

Maa ki baat me dam tha maine bhi phaisla kar liya ki ab mai bhi apne chachu ke land ko hi apni choot ka pehla ras pilaungi aur unhe apni pyari choot aur chuchi de kar aur unki god me nangi baithkar unhe hemesa ke liye khus kar dungi, oh chachu I love you.

Mai ye soch hi rahi thi ki meri choot se mera pehla choot ras jharne ki tarah girne laga aur mai anand ke saagar me dubne lagi. Tabhi maa chachu se jor-jor se chodwate hue jhar gai aur chachu ne apna land maa ke muh me dala aur ahh-ahh-aha- chuso ise meri jaan kahte hue jhar gaye.

Dono ek-dusre se chipak gaye aur so gaye. Mai apne room chali gai. Darwaja band kiya aur light jala kar shishe ke saamne jakar nangi hokar apni choot ko dekha, jise aaj maine pehli baar ungli se choda tha.

Meri choot phool kar lal ho gai thi aur chote-chote roye ke beech badi pyari lag rahi thi. Main chachu se chudwane ka plan karte hue nangi hi apne bister par so gai.

Subah der tak soti rahi aur aankh khuli to bahar papa ki awaj sunai di. Jaldi se apne kapde pahne aur bahar nikal gai aur papa ke pair chhookar pranam kiya aur bathroom chali gai. Raat ki baat sochkar ek baar phir choot me ungli karke jahr gai bada maja aaya.

Chachu apni dawa ki dukan par ja chuke the. Maine naha kar nasta kiya aur apne kamre jaa kar padhne lagi. Papa hamesha subah ki train se aate the aur naha, kha kar apne room me so jaate the aur maa unke saath so jaati thee.

Mai apne room padh rahi thi tabhi maa ke hansne ki awaj aane lagi maine apne room ki khidki se dekha ki unke room darwaja to band tha lekin khidki khuli thi jahan se maine raat ko maa ko chudte hue dekha tha.

Unke kamre ki light jal rahi thi. Raat ki chudai dekh kar man kharab ho chukka tha. Maine socha ki dekhu to maa kyon hans rahi hai. Main chupke se unki khidki par gai aur jhank kar dekha. Dekhte hi mera man khusi se naach utha.

Maa sirf bra aur panty me thi aur papa unke upar chdhe hue the aur dono hantho se unki dono chuchi pakad rakhe the. Papa dono chuchi ko jor jor se daba rahe the to maa ne kaha

Maa- tum to aate hi bhukhe sher ki tarah mujh par aise toot padte ho jaise barso baad kisi kunwari ladki ki choot dekhe ho. Meri chuchi ko aise masal rahe ho jaise nimbu se ras nikal rahe ho, oh janu mat tadpao na meri choot ka bhi kuch khayal karo.

Ye sunkar jaise papa ko aur josh aa gaya aur unke upar se utar ke maa ki panty ko khich kar nikal diya. Aur maa ki choot se muh laga kar chusne lage phir lambi si jeebh nikal kar unki choot ke chhed me pelne lage.

Papa – tumhari choot aaj phaili hui kyon lag rahi. Kahi mere na rahne par tum kisi aur se to nahi chudwati ho. 50 din pehle chudi choot itni kaise phailee hai.

Maa- tum bekar ka shak mat karo. Tumhare na rehne par mai belan se apni choot ki aag bujhati hun. Yahan kaun hai jo mujhe chodega.

Main man hi man maa ke dimag ki tarif karte hue khus ho gai aur apni ungli se apni choot sahlane lagi.

Tabhi papa uthe aur apne saare kapde utar kar nange ho gaye. maine pahli baar papa ka pura tana hua land dekha. Kya lamba, mota aur tagada land tha. Maa kitni naseeb wali thi ki use ek hi ghar me 2 mast land chodne ke liye haajir the.

Papa- mujhe kal hi wapas jana hai tum bhi mere saath chalo aur 10 din tak mere paas rahkar aa jana. Neeta ko bhi le lete hai.

Maa- Lekin kal se to Neeta ke exams hai wo kaise jayegi.

Papa- thik hai sirf tum chalo.

Maa- Neeta akeli ho jayegi. Use dar lagega to kaise padhegi.

Papa- mai Arun se kah dunga wo dhyan dega.

Mai to man hi man khus ho gayee ki papa ne apne saath-saath meri chudai ka bhi intejaam kar diya. Mera course pura tha isliye exam ka dar nahi tha. Mai chachu se chudwane ka soch kar khus ho gayee.

Maa- thik hai, ab pure jor se mujhe chod daalo, phad dalo meri choot ko mere raja, pura ghus jao meri choot me.

Papa- dhire bolo, Neeta sunegi to kya kahegi.

Maa- kahegi kuchh nahi. Uska man bhi chudwane ko karne lagega. Puri jawani par aa rahi hai uski choot aur chuchi bhi badi ho gai hai. Dekhne me kya mast mall lagne lagi hai wo.

Papa- chup raho, apni beti ke liye aisa kahte sharm nahi aati.

Maa- sharm kis baat ki, meri beti sundar hai to kyun na kahoo. Mai mard hoti to use pehle mai hi chodti. Ahhh mai jhar rahi hunnn aur jor jor se chhodo pel daaalo mujhe raja ji, chod dalo

Maa is tarah chikh kar chudwa rahi thi jaise abhi uski seal tuti ho.

Papa- mai bhi gaya Neeta teri choot me mera sara maal gir gaya

Aur dono jhar gaye. Idhar meri choot ne bhi paani chhod diya aur mai apne room me aa gayee. Thodi der baad unke room ka darwaja khula aur maa sidhe mere paas aakar boli.

Maa- mai kal tere papa ke sath 10 dino ke liye bahar ja rahi hu. Tum apna exam thik se dena. Mai aate hue tere liye ek pyara sa gift lekar aaungi. Thik hai.

Mai- thik hai maa maa ne to mujhe anjaane me gift de hi diya tha aur wo tha chachu ka land).

Thodi der baad papa bhi mere paas aaye aur mujhe pyar se gale laga kar bole, Neeta tum ab badi ho gai ho, ghar me chachu ke saath pyar se rahna. Ye kah kar papa ne mere gaal per ek lamba kiss kiya aur mujhe bade gaur se upar se niche tak dekha. Unki aankhe meri chuchi par atak gai.

Ek lambi si saans lekar bole tum to sach me badi ho gai ho. Ye sunkar aisa laga jaise papa mujhe abhi chodne hi wale hai. Tabhi maa aa gai aur boli are bhai baap-beti kya baate kar rahe hain. Papa ne kaha kuchh nahi bas mai ye kah raha tha ki hamari beti ab sach me badi ho gai hai.

Hai na seema maa ne hanste hue kaha ha bhai apki beti badi bhi ho gai hai aur jawan bhi ye kahte hue maa ne papa ko aankh mari aur mujhe chum liya. Agle din subah papa aur maa chale gaye. Chachu bhi dukan par chale gaye. Mai bhi exam dene chali gai.

Exam dekar lautne par maine rat ko chachu se chudwane ki planning kar li. Raat ko unke aane se pahle maine khana bana liya aur naha kar khusboo wala powder lagaya aur bina bra ke hi deep gale ki nighty pahni. Chachu aaye to maine unhe tea bana kar di aur unhe nahane ko kaha.

Chachu bhi naha kar aa gaye to maine unhe kahne ke chataai par bithya aur khana prosane aise baithee ki unhe meri chuchi ke darshan ho jaye. Maine chachu ke saamne thali rakhi aur usme roti daalne ke liye jan-boojh kar pura jhuk gaee.

Unki nazar meri chhoti-chhoti magar bhari hui chuchi par padi aur wahi tiki rah gaee. Maine puchha – chachu kitni roti doon, chachu kuchh nahi bole unki nazar to sirf meri chuchi par thi mai samajh gai ki teer nisaane par laga hai.

Mai – chachu kitni roti

Chachu -kya kaha tumne.

Mai – kaha kho gaye ho, kya hua..

Chachu – kuchh nahi, bas ek roti do.

Mai – kya hua chachu bhukh nahi hai kya, aap khate kyo nahi, maa ki yad aa rahi hai kya. Samajh lo maa hi khila rahi hai. Bolo kya loge ? maine jan-bujhkar aisa kaha.

Chachu – ab kuchh nahi mera pet bhar gaya ab nahi kha sakta.

Mai – thik hai, mai jab tak khati hun aap yahin baithe raho.

Chachu – thik hai Par chachu ki nigahen to bas meri chuchi par hi thi. Wo lalchai nazron se meri chuchi ko dekh rahe the. Maine bhi unhe khoob chuchi dikhai aur unhe diwana kar diya.

Mai jan-bujh kar der tak khana khati rahi aur jhuk-jhuk kar der tak unhe chuchi ka darshan karati rahi. Maine khana kha liya phir bhi wo mujhe hi ghur rahe the aur apni aankho se meri chuchiyan tatol rahe the. Maine unhe toka aur apna doosra teer chhoda-

Mai – chachu, mujhe akele sote hue dar lagega. Aap bhi mere saath maa ke bed par so jao maine aisa isliye kaha ki maa ka bed bhi bada hai chudane ke liye aur us bed par chachu ki bhi maa ki choot ki yaad asani se aa jayegi)

Chachu -nahi Neeta, main apne room me hoon, agar koi baat ho to awaz de dena.

Mai – please chachu kahte hue mai chachu ke kandhe par apni chuchi gadate hue jhul kar boli mujhe bahoot dar lagta hai, please maan jao na, nahi to mai rone lagungi aur apse baat bhi nahi karoongi.

Chachu – thik hai baba, ab rona mat please chachu ko apni peeth par meri chuchi ka dabaw madhosh kar gaya aur wo mere saath sone ke liye taiyar ho gaye) aur sidhe maa ke bed par jaa kar let gaye aur mera intejar karne lage.

Idhar mai to jaise apni suhagraat ki taiyari kar rahi thi. Mane Nighty ke niche kuchh bhi nahi pehna tha. Chadhi bhi nahi. Bathroom me jakar razor se choot ke baal saf kiye aur jaldi se sent ki bottle nikali aur apni bagal me

Aur choot ke paas sent lagaya aur room me sone chali gai. Chachu ne mujhe dekha aur ghurne lage. Main jaldi sone ka natak karke apni dono taange phaila kar leti hui thi aur nighty ko jaan boojh kar upar kar liya taaki chachu meri choot ko aaram se dekh sake.

Karib aadhe ghante baad chachu dhire se uthe aur bathroom gaye, thodi der badd wapas aakar kuchh der khade rahe phir mere pairo ke pass jamin par ghutno ke bal baith gaye aur mujhe awaj dene lage. Mai samajh gai ki wo check kar rahe hai ki mai so rahi hu ya nahi.

Jab mai kuch nahi boli to wo confirm ho gaye ki mai so gayee hun. Pahle unhone mere pairo ko chuma phir chatne lage phir Meri patli, chikni tango ko dekha aur dhire se meri nighty ko aur upar sarka diya. Ab meri jangho tak sahlane lage aur chatne lage aur dhire se nighty ko kamar tak utha diya.

Ab mai kamar tak bilkul nangi ho gai, ab chachu ko meri phuli hui bina balo wali gulabi choot bilkul saaf dikh rahi thi. Meri saal ki kunwari choot ko dekh kar chachu tadap uthe. Unhone dhire se meri choot ko sungha.

Aah bharte hue unhone kaha ki “kya khusboo hai, ise chatne me bada maja aayega”. Ye sunkar mai andar hi andar choot chatwane ke liye be-chain ho gai. Phir chachu meri choot par haath pherne lage. Meri dono tango ko dhire se

Poora phaila diya aur apni ungli par thoda sa thook lagaya aur meri choot ki phanko me ungli chalane lage. Mai to bas swarg ki or jaane lagi. Ab chachu ko yakin ho gaya tha ki mai so chuki hun isliye unhone dono hatho se meri choot ko

Phaila kar kaha, chudai ke layak to ho gaee hai yaar, pahle iski choot ko chat kar iska ras pee leta hoo phir isko chodunga”, aur apni jeebh meri choot ki phanko ke beech chalane lage aur meri choot ke daane ko jor-jor se chusne lage.

Mujhe to bahut maja aane laga aur mera sareer aithne laga. Aisa laga mai uth kar siskari lene lagungi. Tabhi chachune meri poori choot ko apne muh me bhar liya aur puri choot ko choosne lage aur wo bhool gaye the ki wo meri maa ki nahi balki

Meri choot ko chori se choos rahe hai, aur wo meri choot choosne me puri tarah se kho gaye the. Maine socha ki yahi mauka hai jab mai achnak jaagkar unki chori

Pakar loon aur unhe fansakar khullam-khulla chudai ka maza jindagi bhar ke liye pakka kar loon. Chachu abhi bhi choot chatne me masgool the aur mujhe jannat ka maja de rahe the, tabhi mai bolm padi

Mai- Ahhh are chachu ye app kya kar rahe hai, mujhe nanga kar ke meri choot choos rahe hai. Chhodo mujhe, ye galat hai chachu, please mujhe chhod do.

Chachu dar gaye ki unki chori pakdi gai thi.

Chachu- Neeta, mujhe maaf kar do beti, mai bahak gaya tha. Teri sundar nangi taange aur chuchi ko dekhkar mai pagal ho gaya tha. Mujhe maaf kar de beti, pleas

Mai- Thik hai chachu, mai aapko ek sart par maaf kar sakti hu.

Chahu- jaldi bolo.

Mai- aap ye sab baate kisi se nahi kahoge aur mujhe hamesa aise hi pyar karte rahoge.

Chachu- mai promise karta hu beti.

Mai- thik hai, ab aap mujhe thik usi tarah pyar karo jaisa aap maa ko karte ho. Mujhe bhi utna hi maza do jitna maza maa ko dete ho.

Chachu- tujhe ye sab kaise pata ? iska matlab hai ki tu sab jaanti hai.

Mai- mai to bahut dino se sab janti hu par maine papa se isliye nahi kaha ki wo apko ghar se nikal denge, aur mai aap ko bahut pyar karti hu isliye apko kast me nahi dekh sakti, aur phir maa bhi to apni marji se hi aapse chudwaati hai, to mai aap logo ki khusi me roda kyon banoo.

Chachu- tab to tu chudaai ke bare me sab jaanti hai, kya aaj tu mujhse chuwana pasang karegi ? kyat tu mere land ka swad lena pasand karegi ?

Mai – haa, agar tum maa ki tarah mujhe hamesa chodoge to mai tumse hamesa aur saadi ke baad bhi chudwane ko taiyar hu. I Love you chachu.

Chachu- oh Neeta mai bhi tujhe bahut dino se pyar karta hu aur tujhe chodna chahta hu, par himmat nahi padati thi, par aaj mai tujhe jannat ki wo sair karaunga ki tu apni ye suhagraat jeevan bhar yaad rakhegi, I love you Neetaii.

Ye kahte hue chachu ne mujhe khada kiya aur apne hatho se mere saare kapade utaar diye aur apne bhi. Ab wo mere samne puri tarah nange khade the. Maine pehli baar kisi mard ko itni paas se nanga dekha tha. Mera rom-rom machal utha.

Tabhi chachu mere hotho ko apne muh me lekar chusne lage, mere sareer me to jaise aag hi lag gai, phir wo meri chuchiyon ko baari baari chusne aur masalne lage, mera man chuchi ko jor-jor se maslwane ko karne laga.

Chachu- Neeta, ab tu mere land ko apne muh me lekar ise choos.

Mai- (mai to man hi man isi ghadi ka intejjar kar rahi thi) thik hai chachu. Ye kahkar maine chachu ka land apne muh me le liya aur bade pyar se chusne lagi.

Thodi der baad chachu ka land kisi khambhe ki tarah tan gaya aur bahut sakht ho gaya, tab chachu ne mujhe god me uthakar bistar par litaya aur sidhe meri choot ko phila kar chatne lage.

Mai – ohhhh chhhchhuuuu, ab chodo na please kyo tadpa rahe ho, meri choot me aag lag gai hai please ise shant kar do na chhoodo mujjhee.

Itna sunte hi chachu ne apne land par dher sara cream lagaya aur meri choot ke chhed par bhi lagaya aur jara sa ungli me lekar chhed ke andar bhi daal diya. Ab apna land sambhal kar meri choot ke chhed par rakha aur use chhed me ragadne lage, phir dhire se dhakka de kar land ka muh choot ke chhed me ghusaa diya,

Mai – are chachu dhire se dalo na yaar, dard ho raha hai,

Chachu – bas jara dard bardast kar lo meri jaan uske baad to tum khud kahogi ki jor se chodo na chachu.

Mai- are abhi to mujhe aaram se chodo na baad ki baad me dekhenge.

Tab chachu ne apne land ko bahar nikala,thoda rukakar phir andar kiya,phir bahar, phir andar aur is tarah chachu ne dhire-dhire se land ko andar bahar karna chalu kar diya, mujhe abhi bhi dard to ho raha tha par mujhe maalum tha ki suru me thoda sa dard to hota hai par baad me bahut maja bhi aata hai.

Ab dhire-dhire mera dard bhi kam hone laga aur chachu ke dhakke bhi tej hone lage aur mujhe maja milne laga. Ab mujhe pata chala ki meri maa kyo apne chacha se shadi ke pahle se hi chudwa rahi hai aur ajj bhi 3-3 mardo se khoob apni choot marwati hai.

Mai- oh off chachu chodo apni pyari beti ko, choos daalo meri choot ka saara ras, hamesa isi tarah mujhe chodna oh chach oh chodo na jor se chodo please, pura land dalo na mere raja, pelo mujhe, aaj meri suhagrat ko apne land se yadgaar bana do.

Aaj saari raat chodo mujhe, oohhhhh cchhachhuuuu bahut maja aa raha hai yaarrrr, kya mast chodte ho tum.

Chachu- oh Neeta, teri boor (choot) teri maa ki tarah hi sundar hai, kya tune kabhi apni maa ki boor dekhi hai ?

Mai – kai baar dekhi hai jab mai unki tango me malish karti hu to wo nangi hi malish karwati hai aur mai to unki boor ki bhi malish bhi karti hu akhir unki ko 3-3 land se chudne ke liye taiyar rahna padta hai na yaar

Chachu- teri choot teri maa ki choot se bhi mast hai, kisi din teri maa ko aur tujhe isi bistar par ek saath chodunga,, dekhna kitna maja aayega.

Mai- mujhe bhi maja aayega jab tum meri boor chodoge aur meri maa mujhe tumse chudwa rahi hogi, oh chachu aur jor-jor se chodo na ,pura land pelo na raja ji.

Karib 10 minutes ki mast chudaai ke baad chachu jharne wale the chachu- oh raani mera land ab jharne wala hai, mai teri choot me hi jharne ja raha huuuu

Mai – oh chachu bhar do meri choot ko apne land ke ras se, jor se chodo yarrrr, aur pelo meri kunwari ko mere mere raja, mast kar do meri choot.

Ye kahte maine mahsus kiya ki koi garm si chij meri choot me gir raha hai aur mai chachu se chipak gai aur mai bhi jhar gai. Thodi der isi tarah dono chipke rahe phir chachu uthe aur pujhe bade pyar dekha aur bole

Chachu- I love you Neeta, tum to apni maa se bhi jyada majedaar ho, mai tumhe jindagi bhar chodna chahta hu. Kya tum hamesa isi tarah mujhse chudwati rahogi, shadi ke baad bhi,

Mai- oh chachu, mai bhi aapse hamesa, jeevan bhar chudwati rahungi, I love you so much chachhu

Us raat chachu ne meri jam kar 7 baar chudai ki aur mujhe apne land ka diwana bana diya. maine bhi 2 baar unke land ko apne muh me hi jhar diya aur saara ras pi liya.

Isi tarah 10 dino tak mai aur chachu chudaai ka khel khelte rahe aur mai to sara din aur sari raat ghar me nangi hi rahti thi, aur chachu bhi 2-3 ghante hi dukaan kholte aur lunch ke baad dukaan par nahi jaate the. Pure 10 dino tak yahi chalta raha.

10 din baad maa aur papa wapas aye to maa mere liye ek gift lekar aayi thi jo unhone jaane se pehle wada kiya tha. Wo gift kya tha aur aage kya hua ye janane ke liye “meri kahani -2inch ka intejaar kijiye jise lekar mai jald hi aap logo ki seva me phir hajir houngi.

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Jan,2 2015
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