Be the kind of guy that doesn’t ignore her
When you’re with your friends.
Hold her tighter and kiss her a little bit harder,
just to make them jealous. !
What will happen if u sleep at night?
Most probably u will not sleep in daytime.
Docter: Tum Roj Yahan Khade Hokar Auraton Ko Kyu Ghurte Ho?
Man: Aapko dikhta Nahi Yaha likha Hai Aurato Ko Dekhne Ka Samay 10 Se 12 Aapne hi To Likha Hai.
A good friend is like a computer.
Me enter ur life,
Save u in my heart,
Format ur problems,
Shift u 2 opportunities &,
Never delete u from my memory.
Ham Se Koi Gila Ho Jaaye Toh Sorry,
Aapko Yaad Na Kar Paye Toh Sorry,
Waise Dil Se Aapko Bhulenge Nahi,
Par Hamari Dhadkan Hi Ruk Jaye Toh Sorry.
Girls 2 Types Ki Hoti Hai
1st Boring Girls – Jo Dhup Mein Bhi Chhatri Leke Chalti Hai.
2nd Bindas Girl – Jo Baarish Mein Bhi White Dress Pahnti Hai, Aur Chattri Jan Bhuj Ke Ghar Bhul Jati Hai.
2Do Pal Ki Zindgani Yahi Bit Jayegi,
Har Kali Raat Ke Baad Nayi Subah Aayegi,
Agar Khas Logo Ki Yaad Satayegi To,
Kasam Se Apki Yaad Sabse Pahle Aayegi.
Dil k mahman ban jao
Ankho k arman ban jao
Honto ki muskan ban jao.
Oh Aap Ho,
I am sorry yaar:
Tum to bas: Insaan Ban Jao.!
Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet,
all ladies suddenly stand up!
Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai,
Betho Betho, Khaday mut ho.
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband
Jab bhi usse milo to sharmaana bilkul mat. Ladkiyon ko sharmeele ladke bilkul bhi pasand nahi aate. Hamesha uska haath pakad kar, aankhon mein aankhen daalkar hi baat kiya karo. Pet mein titliyan ud rahi ho fir bhi ekdum vishwaas se khade rehna.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Smile: value to our face
Love: value for our heart
Respect: value to our behaviour
Study: value to our future
Friend: value to our life
Have a good day
Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions ?
Why am I doing it?
What the results might be and Will I be successful.
Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions,
Go ahead....
May you Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill.
And may the year ahead be full of contentment and Joy
Merry christmas
Sad love story from a boy Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-chur ho gaye
Jab pehli baar wo ghar aayi or mummy boli Jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao.
D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..
Woh dil de hum jaan de aur ho jaye apna pyar
Woh muskan de hum hasi de aur saj jaye apna sansar
Woh sapne sajaye hum haquikat banaye aur pyar ki ude leher
Aur ye pyar badta rahe har shaam har seher.
Teddies hote hain bade pyaare
Twitties bhi kam nahin hain nyaare
Barbie Doll ka toh kya kehna
Unke bin toh ab ek pal aur na rehna.
This can be hard when times are tough, but it’s possible. Look for the solution instead of focusing on the problem. Stay positive.
Kisi roj yaad na kar pau to khudgarj na samjh lena,
Darasl choti si iss umar mai presaniya bhut hai,
Main bhoola nhi hu kisi ko mere bahot achhe dost hai zmane me,
Bs thodi zindagi uljhi pdi hai do waqt ki roti kmane me.
Oh yes, it’s cheesy but true; looking at the tumultuous events of some people , it seems that after rejection that dont Give UP, you can do anything – try to work more on what you are bad at. No one is perfect at flirting the first time around. The more you flirt, the easier it’ll get.
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle
Man: what you have prepared to eat today?
Wife: nothing
Man: but you did nothing yesterday
Wife : I made it for two days.
Wife: what you was doing today?
Man: nothing
Wife: Well, but you did nothing yesterday
Man: Haven't finished yet.
Boy: Can you be be my sun of my life? Girl: YES, i would love to be! Boy: Okay then stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me! Boy: Can I Take Your Pic? Girl: Yes why not..!!Boy Takes A Picture and then He Says: Thank You Very Much, I Love To Collect The Images Of Natural Disasters..!!
Dhokha Milta hain jab Pyar mein,
Zindagi mein Udasi chha jati hain,
Sochte hain Chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand Aa jati hain
I Cried Today… Not Because I Miss You… Or Even Wanted You… But Because I Realized I’m Gonna Be All Right Without You.
Bhojpuri ishq
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.
Funny jokes from daily life -
A shotDoc, isn t it harmful to drink a shot before eating?
No it s not, if you don't eat too often.
Value peopl who touchd ur
lyf
BCz u nvr knw whn dey ll b out of ur life to nvr cm bck
So take care of ME vrna
Fir kahoge
Behti Hawa Sa Tha Vo
For continuous work at computer, a work break of 5 to 10 min/hr is recommended
A lady walking on road,
Chatting on whatsapp,
with her left bObO open
Policeman- ye kya hai?
Lady- O shitt, munna to bus me hi reh gaya.
Pyar Zindgi Ko Sajane Ke Liye Ha
Zindgi Dard Badhane Ke Liye Hai
Kash Koi To Padh Pata Meri Udasi Ko
Ye Hansta Hua Chehra To Sirf Dikhane Ke Liye Ha
Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.
Girl to riksha wala :Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.
Hubby: Call Ambulance! I am having a heart attack
Wife: Okay! Give me your mobile password
Hubby: Its okay I am good.
Men will be men…
Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!
Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai.
Bush:Haan!
Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai
Waqt Aur Khushi Tere Gulam Honge
Ye Pal Ye Pehlu Tere Hi Naam Honge
Dekhna Kabhi Jhuk Kar Neeche Bhi Ae Humsafar
Tere Har Kadam Ke Neeche Mere Haathon Ke Nishan Honge.
Waqt Aur Khushi Tere Gulam Honge
Ye Pal Ye Pehlu Tere Hi Naam Honge
Dekhna Kabhi Jhuk Kar Neeche Bhi Ae Humsafar
Tere Har Kadam Ke Neeche Mere Haathon Ke Nishan Honge.
Zindagi Zakhmo Se Bhari Hai,
Waqt Ko Marham Banana Seekh Lo.
Harna Toh Hai Hi Maut Ke Hatho Ekdin,
Filhaal Zindagi Ko Jeena Seekh Lo.
Even the slightest touch can make a woman feel special. Make sure it's a respectful and gentle touch, and not one that's overly sexual or suggestive.
The total distance covered by the 14,300 trains on the Indian Railways everyday, equals three & half times the distance to moon
The sun has gone to bed,
The stars rule the skies.
May the gentle breeze of the night whisper
sweet scripts to u and gently nudge Ur eyes 2 sleep.
Good Night and sweet dreams.
Girl to Boy: Kya shaadi k baad bi
tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Boy: Kyon nahin?
Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
Shekhar Kapur was originally engaged to be married to Shabana Azmi but it didn't work out.
Chand sa chehra dekhne ki ijazat de do,
Mujhe yeh sham sajane ke ijazat de do,
Mujhe qaid kar lo apne ishq mein
Ya fir Mujhe ishq karne ke ijazat de do…