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Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.
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Jaan-pehchaan hote hi
ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp par add karne
ki itni jaldi hoti hai.. mano..
hone wali BIWI ka Rashan Card par naam chadhwana ho!!
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Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind
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Santa : what are u doing, bro?
Banta : dinner, followed by scotch
Santa : bhai, black label?
Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun
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Din ho ya raat ho
Bass tumhara saath ho
Khushi main, gham main
Jannat main ya Dozahk main
Din ho ya raat ho
Bas tumara saath ho
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Ladkiyon Se Jab Bhi Mile Ek Pyari Si Smile Jarur Kare.
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Unka Birth Day Kabhi Naa Bhule Aur Unhe Koi Beautiful Gift Jarur De, Yaa Ek Rose.
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The funniest thought..
Always smile in the morning..
it makes people wonder that what YOU did last night..!
Ha ha ha ha..
Have a good day
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I’ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
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Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
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Palak : Arj kiya hai
Tum se nazar milate hi bhadak uthe mere dil mein
mohabbat ke shole,
Ole Ole Ole, Ole Ole Ole !
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Kapil : Soch raha hu USA ghoom aun, free mein,
Sharukh : Free mein kaise jayega ?
Kapil : Sochne ke paise thodi lagte hai !!
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Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho ki itrate bhi bahut ho,
Dil to karta hai ki aapko dinner pe ley javein,
Lekin kya kare kambakht ki app khaate bhi bahut ho.
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It’s not my attitude it’s my style..
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Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.
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As long as you're still the same person I fell for, my feelings won't ever change.
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At PVR..
Customer- One veg burger please..
Shopkeeper- Sir, do you want me to vomit?
Customer- What !!
Shopkeeper- Shall I vomit sir..?
(30 seconds of looooong pause..)
Customer- Oh ya ya please.. please warm it..
Height of polished English accent.
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humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone,
aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun
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Din ho ya raat ho
Bass tumhara saath ho
Khushi main, gham main
Jannat main ya Dozahk main
Din ho ya raat ho
Bass tumara saath ho
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Husband apne ghar ki lights theek kar raha tha..
Tabhi usne awaz di Pappu ki maa sunti ho…
Wife: Kya hai ji..
Husband: Zara idhar toh aao
Wife: Lo aagyi bolo kya hua?
Husband: Ye doo taar hai isme se ek pakad..
Wife: Lo pakad liya.
Husband: Kuch hua?
Wife: Nahi toh..
Husband: Iska matlab current dusre taar mein hai!!
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Dear Monday, can you please die or go to hell
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Something i learned about people… if they do it once, they’ll do it again
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Only 2 things Can Change a women’s Mood..
1) I Love You.
2) 50% Disount!
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What do gay couple say on seeing a beautiful, pretty girl?
Yaar ye aisi hai to iska bhai kaisa hoga!!
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मजनू्ओं की तरह हरकतें न करें गलत इम्प्रेशन पड़ेगा।
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पिताजी या अन्य परिजनों आदि की उपलब्धि का बखान आगे बढ़कर करें।
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Girl: Dua karo main Fail ho jaon..
Friend: Kyun?
Girl: Abbu ne kaha hai ke..
1st aayi To LAPTOP..
2nd aayi To MOBILE Aur
Fail Ho gayi to Shadi karva doon ga!!
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3 College Rules:
1) Be quiet in class bcoz other are sleeping.
2) Dont forget to carry ur book bcoz it work as pillow.
3) Keep the college clean…. So always be Absent.
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Blind boy giving sweet to all.
Aunty came from bathroom
without dress to get sweets,
knowing he’s blind.
Aunty: what’s special?
Boy: I got my eyes!
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How to make 1 million Rupees in the Stock Market?
Ans: SIMPLE… Start with 2 Millions!
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Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya
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It doesn’t matter who hurt you,
or broke you down,
what matters is who made you smile again
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Beautifully answered by Lord Buddha :
Master, What’s the difference between ‘like’ n ‘love’?
Buddha’s answer was so simple:
When u like a flower, u just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
One who understand this, understands LIFE
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I don’t want the perfect relationship,
because perfect is impossible.
I want trustworthy, honest, loyal and love.
I love imperfections.
I don’t want perfect.
I want worth it
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I Searched many gardens to select a flower to give u as gift,
But, I didn’t find any flower beautiful than ur Smile.
HAVE A NICE DAY
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When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you
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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do
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God gave
2 Eyes, 2 Arms
2 Legs, 2 Ears
2 Lungs, 2 Kidneys to us
Why he’s given Only 1 Heart
Stupid DIL b 2 diye he bs dusra dhundna padta hai
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U know why God create-
Eyes & Ears in Pairs,
Hands & Legs
in Pairs,
&
Heart in Single?
Just 2 find a heart of ur choice & Make a pair
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Search a beautiful heart but not search a beautiful face,
Beautiful things r not always good.
But good things r always beautiful.
G’Morning
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The Habits That Make You Happy
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Patience and time do more than strength or passion
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I wish I could google “things to eat in my fridge” so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
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It’s not easy realizing your all alone in this world.
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Son came home drunk,
to avoid moms scolding he took a laptop and started working
Mom: Ru drunk?
Kid: No
Mom: Phir suitcase khol ke kya kar raha hai??
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