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Jan,27 2016
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Chusti Hai

Teacher: Chawanprash Khaane Se Din Bhar Chusti Rehti Hai.
Student: Kis Ka Chusti Hai

Jan,25 2016
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Gunaho Ki Saza

Jan,20 2016
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Chatari

Jan,19 2016
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Husn Ki Mallika

Ek Couple Shop Se Nikle Tab Ek Bhikhari Ne Kaha: Husn Ki Mallika 5 Rupaiye De De Andha Hun.
Pati Ne Biwi Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Bola: De De Sach Main Andha hai.

Jan,19 2016
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Bahot Kharab Hai

Girl: A.T.M Pe Santa Se.
Girl : Bhaiya Mujhe Apna Balance Check Krna Hai
Aap Meri Help Kar Do..
Santa: Ne Use Ek Zor Ki Laat Marta Hai Or Ladki Gir Jati H.
Pappu : Tera Balance To Bahot Kharab Hai

Jan,18 2016
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Definitely Busy

Mosquito: Mom I’m Going To Movie
Mom: Be Careful When People Clap You May Die.
Mosquito: No Mom I’m Going To A Blue Film,
All The Hands Will Be Definitely Busy

Jan,15 2016
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Decide My Future

I Am A Great Fan Of Thomas Edison,
Because Of His Quote That
Tomorrow Is My Exam But I Dont Care
Because A Single Sheet of Paper
Cannot Decide My Future.

Jan,14 2016
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शादी से पहले

लीला : शादी से पहले मैं और तुम एक-दूसरे को देखने के लिए कितने बेचैन रहते थे
पति : अरे छोड़ो, पुरानी गलतियों को याद करने से क्या फायदा.

Jan,14 2016
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Santa Ka Dimag

Santa Toilet Me Betha Tha,
Saamne Likha Tha Paani Ka Zyada Se Zyada Istmaal Kare
Dimag To Dekho Baithe Baithe 4 Dabbe Pani Pee Gaya.

Jan,13 2016
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Muskura Ke To Dekho.

Nigahen Nigahon Se Mila Kr To Dekho,
Ek Bar Kisi Ko Apna Bnakar To Dekho
Milna Chaho Ge Har Roz Usi Se Ek Bar Muskura Ke To Dekho.

 

Jan,12 2016
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Good Morning

Jan,11 2016
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ले जाऊं दीदी

एक शादी में एक लड़का लड़की से बोला: क्या आप डांस करेंगी,
लड़की:- ओके हां ।
लड़का तो फिर आपकी कुर्सी मैं ले जाऊं दीदी.

Jan,11 2016
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Umar Chalaani Hai

Very sexy Pati Wife Se 4 Bar Chudai Karne K Baad
5vi Bar Fir- Aaja Janeman Jawani Dewani Hai
Wife: Bus Kar Chutiye Ek Hi Chut Hai,Saari Umar Chalaani Hai..

Jan,9 2016
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Rajnikant Was Masturbating

Once Rajnikant Was Masturbating .
Next Day News Came.That Aishwarya Rai Is Pregnant.

Jan,8 2016
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Pitch Abhi Gili Hai

Boy: Chalo Day Night Match Khelte Hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 Din Ke Bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch Abhi Gili Hai, Tum Chaho To
Wollyboll Khel Sakte Ho.

 

Jan,8 2016
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ईज्जत बनी रहे

लड़की: एक पैकेट कांडोम का देना
दुकानदार: कौन सी कंपनी का दूं बहन जी
लड़की: अच्छा वाला देना, जिस से तेरी बहन की ईज्जत बनी रहे,
मजा पुरा आये और तु मामा भी ना बने

Jan,8 2016
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Finger Prints Match

Gibbs 99 Run Par Pahunch Ke Catch Ho Gya
Wah Wah
Gibbs 99 Run Par Pahunch Ke Catch Ho Gya
Daya Gaadi Start Karo Finger Prints Match Ho Gaya

Jan,6 2016
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Desi Tea

Jan,5 2016
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पड़ोसन आंटी

बच्चा : मम्मी आप तो कहते थे कि परी उड़ती है फिर अपनी पड़ोसन आंटी क्यों नहीं उड़ती,
मम्मी : उस बंदरिया को परी किसने कहा
बच्चा :डैडी ने .
मम्मी: तो फिर.बेटा आज उड़ेगी वो भी और तेरा डैडी भी

Jan,5 2016
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Selfie Le Le

Jan,2 2016
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Mark Zukerburg

Dec,31 2015
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Humko Maari Thi

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi
Hum to Muft Mai Fida Ho Gaye DOSTO
Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi.

Dec,28 2015
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Lipstick Ka Nishaan

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

Dec,22 2015
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Ek Aur Laash

Ye Haseen Vaadiyan, Aur Khula Khula Akaash.
Ye Haseen Vaadiyan,Aur Khula Khula Akaash.
My God Abhijit Ek Aur Laash.

Dec,22 2015
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Exm Main Fail

Girl: Bas Bhi Karo Ab
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hota
Girl: Kisi Ne Dekh Liya To?
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga,Tum Sidhi Raho
Thoda Khol Ke Rakho Agar Nahi Dikhaya To
Main Exm Main Fail Ho Jaunga Yaar.

Dec,22 2015
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Deewane Bahut Hai

Sajde Dil Ke Tarane Bahut Hai
Zindigi Jeene Ke Bahane Bahut Hai
Aap Sada Muskurate Rehna Kyonke
Apki Muskurahat Ke Deewane Bahut Hai.

Dec,21 2015
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Nazar Aata Hai

Tujhe Dekhu To Sara Jaha Rangin Nazar Aata Hai,
Tere Bina Dil Ko Chain Kaha Aata Hai,
Tum Hi Ho Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan,
Tere Bina Ye Sansar Suna Suna Nazar Aata Hai.

Dec,17 2015
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Pagal Ho Jaaunga

Husband: Agar Tumhe Kuch Ho Gaya To Mein Pagal Ho Jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri Shaadi To Nahin Karogey Na ?
Husband: Pagal Ka Kya Hai, O Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai

Dec,17 2015
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Bapu Ki Lotery

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du.
Golu: Madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki,
Bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.

Dec,16 2015
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Jayada Der Tak

Pati: Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha.
Patni: Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak Kyu Nahi Karte ?
Pati: Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.

Dec,10 2015
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Tawaif Ne Apne

Tawaif Ne Apne Dalaal Ke Saath Shaadi Karli,
Kisi Ne Puchha: Aap Ke Husband Kya Karte Hai?
Tawaif: Wo Meri Hole Sale Company Ke Salesman Hai.

Dec,5 2015
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10 Lakh Ki Gaadi

Sumona: Gaadi ki chaabi do na. Kitty party me jana hai.
Kapil: Gaadi?
Sumona: 10 lakh ki gaadi me jaungi to jyada rob padega.
Kapil: Ye le 10 Rs. 48 lakh ki bus me ja. jyada rob padega.

Dec,4 2015
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Yun Hi Nahi

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
Har chehre mein kuchh to ehsah hai,
Aapse dosti hum yun hi nahi kar baithe,
Kya karen hamari pasand hi kuchh KHAAS hai.

Dec,3 2015
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Kaise Lu

Teri lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
Ya tujhe karun khara?
Ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri Photo kaise lu?

Dec,2 2015
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Yaad Rakhna

Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
Kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
Hum aapki parchhai hain yaad rakhna,
Jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar aayenge.

Nov,30 2015
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Apne Pairon Tale

Jalate hain hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah,
Teri zindagi mein khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye.
Seh jate hain har chubhan ko apne pairon tale,
Teri rahoon mein phool bhichane ke liye.

Nov,30 2015
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Ghoda Ruka Rhe

Lal Ghoda Ruka rhe,
Kala Ghoda Bhagta Jaye,
Btao Kon?
Ans: Aag, Dhua.

Nov,27 2015
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Hogaye Kitne Saal

Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal,
Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal,
Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal.

Nov,27 2015
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Nahi Aayi Hai

Ladki: Hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi.
Ladka: Abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri.
Ladki: Acha chalo papa aa gaye, bye.

Nov,26 2015
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Choice Ka Bachcha

Husband: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon,
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji Choice Is Yours, Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga.

Nov,25 2015
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Saath Nahi Nibhata

Do kadam to sab chal lete hain par,
Zindagi bhar saath koi nahi nibhata ,
Agar ro kar bhool jaati yaadein,
To has kar koi gum na chhupaata .

Nov,24 2015
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Starts In INDIA

When RAJNIKANT switch on his AC without closing the door.
Winter starts in INDIA?

Nov,24 2015
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Tum Gulab Hoti

Mein Tod Leta Agar Tum Gulab Hoti,
Main Jawab Banta Agar Tum Sawal Hoti,
Sabhi Jante Hai Ki Mein Nasha Nahi Karta,
Fir Bhi Pee Lete Agar Tum Sharaab Hoti.

Nov,21 2015
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Humare Paas

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.

Nov,21 2015
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Taj Mahal

Sirf Isharon Mein Hoti Mohabbat Agar,
In Lafazon Ko Khoobsurati Kaun Deta?
Bas Pathar Ban Ke Rah Jaata Taj Mahal,
Agar Ishq Isse Apni Pehchan Na Deta.

Nov,21 2015
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Hamari Sanskriti

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki Park me ek Ped ke
Niche Baithe the, Tabhi Alok Nath aakar
Unse bola: Beta Kya ye Hamari Sanskriti hai.
Boy: Nahi Uncle ye to Meri Pooja hai,
Aapki Sanskriti Kisi aur Ped ke Niche hogi.

Nov,20 2015
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Marte Marte Bachi

Sumona: Main driver ko naukri se nikal rahi hu,
Aaj main marte marte bachi hu.
Kapil: Please, use ek aur mauka de do na.

Nov,18 2015
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Definition

Teacher: Physics ki definition batao.
Sushant: Puri nai aati akhiri se thodi yaad hai.
Teacher: Sunao.
Sushant: And this is called physics.

Nov,17 2015
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Parivaro Ka Milan

During wedding all the family members of alok nath & his wife,
Took the phere around agni Bcz he thinks,
Shadi do logo ka nhi, do parivaro ka milan hai.

Nov,17 2015
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