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Unhe Hi Dekhe

Ladkiyan Agar Group Me Ho To Aap Unhe Hi Dekhte Rahe,
Aisa Karne Se Wo Bhi Aap Ke Taraf Attract Ho Jayegi.

Nov,17 2015
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Gabbar Paida Hua

Jab Gabbar Paida Hua Tab Uski Maa Ne Use 2 Thappad Lagaye,
Es Par Father Bole Kya Hua?,
Kambakht Paida Hote Hi Pooch Raha Tha Kitne Admi The

Nov,16 2015
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DO Topiyaan

Mulla Ji Bazaar Gaye Aur Dukandaar Se Bole.
Mulla Ji: Mujhe Begum Ke Liye Bra Chahiye.
Dukandaar: Kya Size Hai?
Mulla Ji: Size To Maloom Nahi, Par Purani Bra Mein Se Meri Do Topiyaan Ban Jaati Hai.

Nov,16 2015
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Shahzada

Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada.
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada.
Dil todh kar chala gaya.
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.

Nov,13 2015
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Biwi Ki Maggi

Santa Ki Biwi Ek Din Maggi Noodles Bana Rahi Thi.
Usne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Use Sex Karne Ko Bola.
Santa Hairan Hogya Lekin Fir Bhi Badi Khushi Se Usne Sex Kiya.
Sex Karne Ke Baad Santa Ne Biwi Se Pucha.
Santa: Aaj Achanak Kaise Tumne Mujhe Kitchen Me Sex Karne Ke Liye Bula Liya?
Biwi: Timer Kaam Nahi Kar Raha Tha,
Aur Mai Janti Hu Tum 2 Minute Se Zyada Tikoge Nahi.

Nov,12 2015
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Bahut Lamba Hai

Lady: Mere husband ka bahut lamba hai.
Andar jata hai to kaleje ko lagta hai.
Dr: Chota karna hai kya?
Lady: Na ji na.
Kaleja thoda upar ho sakta hai?

Nov,9 2015
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Kyu Hui Sardar Ki Pitayi.

Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara? Sardar: Arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi, Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye Photo lena hai, bus.

Nov,6 2015
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Kale Baal

Disco baar me kyu hai dhamal,
Disco baar me kyu hai dhammal.
Acp: Daya surkshit kale mere bal vasmol ne kiya kmal.

Nov,6 2015
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I Saw

Mumbai me rehkar OMG I saw tusshar kapoor,
Today best day of my life.
Type status lagane wale,
Uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN.

Nov,4 2015
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Aise Nhi Manega


Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,
Wah Wah
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega.
Acp bole: Abhijit mujhe lagta hai ye aise nahi manega.

 

Nov,4 2015
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Learning Source

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.

Nov,3 2015
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Call Of Duty

Give me an example of a time that you felt you went above and beyond the call of duty at work. 

Nov,3 2015
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Highest Paid Actor

Salman Khan was the highest paid Bollywood actor
of 2013 with a salary of around £7 million for one movie.

Nov,3 2015
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Apna Handset

Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh
kar ek budha bola,
“ in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha.
Ab kya handset bhi
le jayege.?

Nov,1 2015
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Lady Gaga

Rajnikanth once told a lady: Tu stage pe jake gaa.
That lady is known as lady gaga.

Oct,28 2015
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Santa Ki Problem

Lady Dr: Mat sharmao mai Dr.hu,maine pehle bahut dekha hai,sirf batao kya problem hai,mai check karugi.
Santa: Meri wife ko lagta h ki mere lund ka taste fika hai.

Oct,28 2015
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Andar Le Aa

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Group wale aaye hain
Maa: Andar Aaja Inki Niyat Bahut Kharab Hoti Hai
Beti: Maa Admin sahab bhi hain
Maa: To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa

Oct,26 2015
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Baba Ye Kya Hai

KAPIL Everest Par Gaya Waha 1 Baba Pahle Se Baitha Tambaku Ragad Raha Tha..
KAPIL-Baba Ye Kya Hai
Baba-Masala
KAPIL- Oh O to Evrest Masala Aap Hi Banate ho.

Oct,26 2015
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Radio

Santa subah radio le kar potty karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj to maaje se potty ki hogi.
Santa: kya khaak maaje se ki hogi radio par jan gan man adhinayak jai hai aa raha tha sala khade khade karni padi.

Oct,23 2015
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संस्कारी लडकियों

हाथो मे ‪दस्ताने‬,
चेहरे पे लिप्टा ‪‎स्कार्फ़‬,
कंधो पर ‪दुपट्टा‬,
बन्धे हुए ‪बाल‬,
यकिनन, गर्मी ‪‎लडकियों‬ को,
‪संस्कारी‬ बना देती है।

Oct,21 2015
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New Era Girls

Oct,20 2015
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Black Berry

Santa Banta English Speaking Ka Course Sikh Rahe The.
Santa: O Paji Tum Kal Ladki Dekhne Gaye The, Kasi Thi.
Banta: Rang Thoda Sa Kala Tha,
Or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.
Santa: Jara English Main Batao.
Banta: Black Berry Thi.

Oct,14 2015
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Besharm Santa

Santa Naha Raha Tha,
Dost Ne Awaaz Lagai To,
Nanga Hi Bahar Aa Gya.
Dost: Besharm Kuch To Pahen Leta.
Srdar Bhag K Ander Gya.
AUR PAGDI Pehan K Aa Gya.

Oct,13 2015
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Planing

Kisi bhi ladki ka dil gahraai se jeetne ke liye uske future or present ki planing aur isme aane wali problem ko solve karne ke liye apne ko usmai involve karo.

Oct,12 2015
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Pagal Aurat

Husband: jab main tumhe maarta hu tab tum Apna gussa kispe nikaalti ho?
Wife: toilet saaf kar ke
Husband: (haste hue) Pagal aurat.. wo kese?
Wife: toilet aap ke toothbrush se saaf karti hu.

Oct,10 2015
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KANJUS

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se Muskarana,
Phir kehna KANJUS SMS karo.

Oct,7 2015
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Hathiyar

Santa ke upar adalat mein ek case chal raha tha.
Judge: tumne lady police officer ko apna hathiyar kyu pakdaya?
Santa rote huye: Judge sahab meri koyi galti nahi hai,
Ye mere ko boli kaam karvana hai to pehele mutthi garam karo, so maine kardi.

Oct,7 2015
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Pehchan

Sirf Isharon Mein Hoti Mohabbat Agar,
In Lafazon Ko Khoobsurati Kaun Deta?
Bas Pathar Ban Ke Rah Jaata Taj Mahal,
Agar Ishq Isse Apni Pehchan Na Deta.

Oct,7 2015
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Darwaza

Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do.
Wah wah.
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do.
ACP ne kaha: Daya ye darwaza tod do.

Oct,3 2015
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Sitare

Raat k pehlu me Chand sitare chaye he.
Raat k pehlu me chand sitare chaye he.
Madam darwaja kholiye hum CID se aye hai.

Oct,3 2015
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CBSE Student

Once Rajnikanth gave tips to a 12th Std CBSE student.
Now he is called Sarthak Agarwal.

Sep,29 2015
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कुदरत

आँखे तालाब नही फिर भी भर आती है,
इगो शरीर नही, फिर भी घायल हो जाता है,
दुश्मनी बीज नही, फिर भी बोइ जाती है,
होठ कपडा नही, फिर भी सिल जाते है,
कुदरत पत्नी नही फिर भी रुठ जाती है,
बुद्वि लोहा नही, फिर भी जंग लग जाती है, और,
इन्सान मौसम नही, फिर भी बदल जाता है।

Sep,24 2015
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Conductor

Ek Aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Conductor: 24 hours.
Aadmi: Wo kaise?
Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke BASME.

Sep,18 2015
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Photos

Ek Fauji Ki Wife Ne Apni Kuch Nude Pictures Jismein Vo Dono Taangein Khol Ke Bethi Thhi Fauji Ko Send Ki.
Aur Sath Mein Likha: I will Wait Like This Till You Come.
Fauji Ka Reply Aaya: Its Ok, Par Bhenchod Ye Photos Kheench Kaun Raha Hai.

Sep,16 2015
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Stationery

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Sep,14 2015
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Girls Hostel

Ek bund se samundar nhi banta,
Rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
Patana hai to pure girls hostel kn patao
1,2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.

Sep,14 2015
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सादगी से जिए

सादगी से जिए ताकि दूसरे भी जी सकें।
यीशु ने कहा है की एक दूसरे से प्रेम करो। उन्होंने यह नहीं कहा की समस्त संसार से प्रेम करो।
यदि हमारे मन में शांति नहीं है तो इसकी वजह है कि हम यह भूल चुके हैं कि हम एक दुसरे के हैं।

 

Sep,9 2015
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About The Former

Only Two Things Are Infinite The Universe And Human Stupidity And I'm Not Sure About The Former.
You can't Blame Gravity For Falling In Love.

 

Sep,9 2015
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Har Rasta Ek Safar

Har Rasta Ek Safar Chahta Hai,
Har Musafir Ek Hamsafar Chahta Hai,
Jaise Chahti hai Chandni Chand Ko,
Koi Hai jo Aapko is Kadar Chahta Hai.

Sep,9 2015
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Examiner

Likh Do Paigam Kuch Aisa K,
Kalam B Rone Par Majbur Ho Jaye,
Wah Wah,
Har Lafz Me Dard Bharo Itna K,
Examiner B 35 Marks Dene Pe Majbur Ho Jaye.

Sep,9 2015
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Cooking Show

TV Pe Ek Cooking Show Chal Raha Tha.
Usmein Ek Lady Cook Host Thhi.
Lady Cook: Bahno Aaj Main Aapko Salad Banana Sikhaungi.
Sabse Pahle Ek Moti Mooli Le,
Agar Maja Aa Raha Hai To Leti Rahe,
Salad Banana Hum Fir Kabhi Sikh Lenge.

Sep,7 2015
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Do Not Be Cocky

Attitude plays a key role in your interview success. There is a fine balance between confidence, professionalism and modesty. Even if you're putting on a performance to demonstrate your ability, overconfidence is as bad, if not worse, as being too reserved. 

Sep,4 2015
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Lots Of Smiles

Millions Of Greetings,
Thousands Of Colours,
Hundreds of Wishes,
Kgs Of Cakes,
Lots of Smiles,
Thats What I Ask God 2 Give U Thruout ur Life,
HaPpY BirthDay.

Sep,4 2015
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Bus Conductor

Sep,1 2015
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NOT 4 SALE

Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta duniya me,
Sirf DOSTI hi yahaan NOT 4 SALE hai.

Aug,31 2015
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Udati Makhkhi

Hamne apni chaddi , khat par sukhane ko rakhi thi.
Waah, kya emotion hai.
Hamne Apni Chaddi khat par sukhane rakhi thi.
Daya, Bina laash ke waha aakhir udati kyu wo Makhkhi thi.

Aug,28 2015
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Aurat Ki Warning

Aurat Aadmi Se: Main Tumhe Warning De Rahi Hun Ki Mere Husband Ek Ghante Mein Aa Jayenge.
Aadmi: Par Main To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha.
Aurat Boli: Tabi To Tumhe Warning De Rahi Hu Ki Jaldi Karo.

Aug,27 2015
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Meri Saheli

Patni: Meri saheli aa rahi hai, wo mere sath soyegi,
Aap hall me so jaoge?
Pati: 1 shart par, meri saheli aayegi tab tum hall me sone ka wada karo.

Aug,25 2015
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Pyar Ki Manzil

Na daro meri jaan aapko hai rab ka vaasta,
Kadam badao dil ki taraf milega pyar ka raasta,
Pyar ki raho mein ho sakta hai gum ka andhera,
Par pyar ki manzil pe hi hoga dil ka savera.

Aug,25 2015
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Trying To Ketchup

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Aug,19 2015
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