You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
Style diva Rekha wears only crimson or chocolate colored lipstick when making public appearances.
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samjhenge…
Ladkiyon Ke Samne Hamesha Apna Cina Taan Kar Chale, Aisa Karne Se Mardangi Jhalkti Hai Aur Ladkiyan Mardon Ko Hi Pasand Karti Hai.
Research the company's profile and background. Start by looking into their future goals and plans. Conducting the interview with this in mind will make you seem like a good long-term investment. You should also be ready to talk in depth about the industry, the organization, and the position you are applying for.
Checking your firewall sounds complicated, but it really isn’t. If you own a Windows-based system, just go to your control panel and type “firewall” in the search box. If your firewall is “on” or “connected,” then you’re good to go. If you own a Mac, click the Apple icon on your toolbar, go to “system preferences,” then “security,” then “firewall.” Making sure you have a firewall in place can go a long way toward keeping criminals out. Make sure that you share some of your folders only on the home network. If you don’t really need your files to be visible to other machines, disable file and media sharing completely.
Yaadon me humari aap bhi khoye honge,
Khuli aankho se kbhi aap bhi soye honge,
Mana hasna hain adaa gam chhupane ki
Par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye honge..
Man1 Sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man2:sits and the dog bits!
Man2:angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man1:That is not my dog.
Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.
Jaan-pehchaan hote hi
ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp par add karne
ki itni jaldi hoti hai.. mano..
hone wali BIWI ka Rashan Card par naam chadhwana ho!!
Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind
Santa : what are u doing, bro?
Banta : dinner, followed by scotch
Santa : bhai, black label?
Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun
Din ho ya raat ho
Bass tumhara saath ho
Khushi main, gham main
Jannat main ya Dozahk main
Din ho ya raat ho
Bas tumara saath ho
Unka Birth Day Kabhi Naa Bhule Aur Unhe Koi Beautiful Gift Jarur De, Yaa Ek Rose.
The funniest thought..
Always smile in the morning..
it makes people wonder that what YOU did last night..!
Ha ha ha ha..
Have a good day
I’ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
Palak : Arj kiya hai
Tum se nazar milate hi bhadak uthe mere dil mein
mohabbat ke shole,
Ole Ole Ole, Ole Ole Ole !
Kapil : Soch raha hu USA ghoom aun, free mein,
Sharukh : Free mein kaise jayega ?
Kapil : Sochne ke paise thodi lagte hai !!
Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho ki itrate bhi bahut ho,
Dil to karta hai ki aapko dinner pe ley javein,
Lekin kya kare kambakht ki app khaate bhi bahut ho.
Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.
As long as you're still the same person I fell for, my feelings won't ever change.
At PVR..
Customer- One veg burger please..
Shopkeeper- Sir, do you want me to vomit?
Customer- What !!
Shopkeeper- Shall I vomit sir..?
(30 seconds of looooong pause..)
Customer- Oh ya ya please.. please warm it..
Height of polished English accent.
humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone,
aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun
Din ho ya raat ho
Bass tumhara saath ho
Khushi main, gham main
Jannat main ya Dozahk main
Din ho ya raat ho
Bass tumara saath ho
Husband apne ghar ki lights theek kar raha tha..
Tabhi usne awaz di Pappu ki maa sunti ho…
Wife: Kya hai ji..
Husband: Zara idhar toh aao
Wife: Lo aagyi bolo kya hua?
Husband: Ye doo taar hai isme se ek pakad..
Wife: Lo pakad liya.
Husband: Kuch hua?
Wife: Nahi toh..
Husband: Iska matlab current dusre taar mein hai!!
Something i learned about people… if they do it once, they’ll do it again
What do gay couple say on seeing a beautiful, pretty girl?
Yaar ye aisi hai to iska bhai kaisa hoga!!
Girl: Dua karo main Fail ho jaon..
Friend: Kyun?
Girl: Abbu ne kaha hai ke..
1st aayi To LAPTOP..
2nd aayi To MOBILE Aur
Fail Ho gayi to Shadi karva doon ga!!
3 College Rules:
1) Be quiet in class bcoz other are sleeping.
2) Dont forget to carry ur book bcoz it work as pillow.
3) Keep the college clean…. So always be Absent.
Blind boy giving sweet to all.
Aunty came from bathroom
without dress to get sweets,
knowing he’s blind.
Aunty: what’s special?
Boy: I got my eyes!
How to make 1 million Rupees in the Stock Market?
Ans: SIMPLE… Start with 2 Millions!
Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya
It doesn’t matter who hurt you,
or broke you down,
what matters is who made you smile again
Beautifully answered by Lord Buddha :
Master, What’s the difference between ‘like’ n ‘love’?
Buddha’s answer was so simple:
When u like a flower, u just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
One who understand this, understands LIFE
I don’t want the perfect relationship,
because perfect is impossible.
I want trustworthy, honest, loyal and love.
I love imperfections.
I don’t want perfect.
I want worth it
I Searched many gardens to select a flower to give u as gift,
But, I didn’t find any flower beautiful than ur Smile.
HAVE A NICE DAY
When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you