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Agar Wo Morning Walk Karne Jati Hai To Aap Bhi Uske Sath Sath Walk Karne Jaye, Subah Ke Mast Mahaul Me Aap Unse Mazedar Baate Kar Unhe Impress Kar Sakte Hai.
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Hubby: Call Ambulance! I’m having a heart attack
Wife: Okay! Give me your mobile password
Hubby: Its okay, I’m good …!!
Men will be men…..
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Life without U is impossible,
Ur in my breath, in my blood,
Can’t stay 4 a second without U,
If U r not there I’m dead…
Hello Mr. I’m talking about
“OXYGEN”
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Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.
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When you confront a problem you begin to solve it.
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India Is Facing Serious Questions..
Hum Cloromint kyu khate hai?
Melody itni Chocolaty kyu hai?
And Now..
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di?
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Ek callgirl ka Janaza nikla to use dekh ek aadmi bola
Chalo achha hua akhir aapas mein dono mili to sahi.
Dusre ne pucha kaun dono?
Aadmi ne kaha USKI TANG
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फौजी: सारे दुश्मन हमसे डरकॉलेज में स्टूडेंट्सते हैं और हम बीवी से!
प्रोफेसर: मैं को लेक्चर देता हूं और घर में बीवी मुझे!
ऑफिसर: मैं ऑफिस में भले ही बॉस हूं, लेकिन घर में नौकर!
जज: मैं कोर्ट में फैसले सुनाता हूं और घर में खुद इंसाफ की भीख मांगता हूं!
मोची: मैं जूतों की मरम्मत करता हूं और बीवी मेरी!
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Waqt ke Tufan me bikharte chale gaye,
Tanhai ki gehrai me utarte chale gye,
Jannat thi har subah sham jin dosto ke sath,
Ek ek kar ke sab bichhadte chale gaye…
Thanks to whatsup.. Sab wapis mil gaye.
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Agar aap ladki ke maa baap ka dil jit liya to aap ko v ladki ka dil mil jaega,
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Jis ladki ko patana ho uske har ang ki tariff karo, maslan bal se lekar khaal tak.....
dis tip work very nyce.
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Ladki se baat karte waqkt confident raho
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Q: What is the biggest lie ever told in a hindi movie?
Ans:
Zeenat Aman in a bikini singing & asking “Kya dekhte ho”andFeroz khan answering: Surat tumhari..!!
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Murder of english ?
Lady – Hey Fruitwale Baba, give me some Potatoes Fever !!
Fruitwala – O meri behen ye Potatoes Fever kya hota hai?
Lady – O Maye Gaad! You Literacy People!
‘Potatoes Fever’ means ‘Aaloo Bukhara!!!! :-D
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Assistant: “Sir, Aap Office Mein Shadi-Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte Ho?”
Boss: “Kyunki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti”
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What is fear?
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Asking a question in comedy nights with kapil show.!!!
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Paise wala Aadmi:
Aaj mere paas
14 Cars
18 Dukaanein
4 Bangale hain ..
Tumhare paas kya hai??
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Gareeb Aadmi:
Mere paas 1 beta hai,
Jiski girlfriend teri Beti hai!!
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V....is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A.....is for I will Always be yours
L.....is for Love at its most extreme
E.....is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N.....is for Never-ending love
T.....is for we will Always be Together forever
I.....is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N....is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E.....is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .
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