GirL to another girl:you are beautiful
Other girl:Thank you, you are beautiful too
&
BOY to another boy:you are handsome
Other boy:Tu Gay to ni saale
Frustrated Rajnikant:
"Kuch to
Rehem karo kamino ..!..Ab Ye
Kisne Likha Ki Rajni Jab Chawal Khata
Hai..To Uske bum Se Idli Nikalti
Hai..
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Sometimes boyfriends have little annoying habits. And sometimes they have small behaviors that indicate a complete lack of respect. If you wouldn't let your friend's sweetie talk to her that way, don't put up with it yourself.
सभी के जीवन में एक समय ऐसा आता है जब सभी चीज़ें आपके विरोध में हो रहीं हों | चाहें आप एक प्रोग्रामर हैं या कुछ और, आप जीवन के उस मोड़ पर खड़े होता हैं जहाँ सब कुछ ग़लत हो रहा होता है| अब चाहे ये कोई सॉफ्टवेर हो सकता है जिसे सभी ने रिजेक्ट कर दिया हो, या आपका कोई फ़ैसला हो सकता है जो बहुत ही भयानक साबित हुआ हो |
लेकिन सही मायने में, विफलता सफलता से ज़्यादा महत्वपूर्ण होती है | हमारे इतिहास में जितने भी बिजनिसमेन, साइंटिस्ट और महापुरुष हुए हैं वो जीवन में सफल बनने से पहले लगातार कई बार फेल हुए हैं |
जब हम बहुत सारे कम कर रहे हों तो ये ज़रूरी नहीं कि सब कुछ सही ही होगा| लेकिन अगर आप इस वजह से प्रयास करना छोड़ देंगे तो कभी सफल नहीं हो सकते |
हेनरी फ़ोर्ड, जो बिलियनेर और विश्वप्रसिद्ध फ़ोर्ड मोटर कंपनी के मलिक हैं | सफल बनने से पहले फ़ोर्ड पाँच अन्य बिज़निस मे फेल हुए थे | कोई और होता तो पाँच बार अलग अलग बिज़निस में फेल होने और कर्ज़ मे डूबने के कारण टूट जाता| लेकिन फ़ोर्ड ने ऐसा नहीं किया और आज एक बिलिनेअर कंपनी के मलिक हैं |
अगर विफलता की बात करें तो थॉमस अल्वा एडिसन का नाम सबसे पहले आता है| लाइट बल्व बनाने से पहले उसने लगभग 1000 विफल प्रयोग किए थे |
अल्बेर्ट आइनस्टाइन जो 4 साल की उम्र तक कुछ बोल नहीं पता था और 7 साल की उम्र तक निरक्षर था | लोग उसको दिमागी रूप से कमजोर मानते थे लेकिन अपनी थ्ओरी और सिद्धांतों के बल पर वो दुनिया का सबसे बड़ा साइंटिस्ट बना |
अब ज़रा सोचो की अगर हेनरी फ़ोर्ड पाँच बिज़नेस में फेल होने के बाद निराश होकर बैठ जाता, या एडिसन 999 असफल प्रयोग के बाद उम्मीद छोड़ देता और आईन्टाइन भी खुद को दिमागी कमजोर मान के बैठ जाता तो क्या होता?
हम बहुत सारी महान प्रतिभाओं और अविष्कारों से अंजान रह जाते |
तो मित्रों, असफलता सफलता से कहीं ज़्यादा महत्वपूर्ण है…..
Aansu hai ankho mein..
par beh nahi sakte,
Duniawalo se darte hain..
islie kuch keh nahi sakte,
Par ye to aap bhi samajhte honge
ki hum aapke bina reh nahi sakte.
These are small words, but they go a long way. Expressing your gratitude to people, even for the smallest acts of kindness, shows that you see the good in people; it shows that you pay attention to the things people around you are doing and saying.
Your looks play an important role at the time of flirting, so try to wear impressive clothes. I read some were that woman falls for gentleman, so try to look super sexy. Also wear a good watch. If you are in “Suit & Tie” it will not work.
A lot of presents under the Christmas tree green,
goodies for the Christmas table,
great family atmosphere,
melody filled with traditional Polish Christmas carols,
as well as a shotgun , bubble Year's Eve
and dreams come true in the New Year wishes ...
Good morning & Merry Christmas
Who used ur PC in ur Absence?
What did he do?
1st u shud Go-
>start
>run
>Type- eventvwr.msc
Duriyon ki na parwa kijiye,Dil jabhi pukare bula lijiye,Hum zyada dur nahi aapse,Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!
Microsoft has had clear competitors in the past. It’s a good thing we have museums to document that.
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign.
After a long courtship, Joe Jonas seems to have gotten his girl. They dated for 9 months before calling it quits in.
Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,
Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,
Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se
Let us keep Diwali holding it close
to our hearts for its meaning never ends &
its spirit is the warmth &
joy of remembering friends
Regular exercise can prevent age-related decreases in muscle mass & strength
Meditation can recharge people s batteries &stop tiredness from taking over
Aaj Kisi Duwa Ki Kami hai,
Tabhi To Hamari Ankho Mein Nami Hai,
Koi To Hai Jo Bhul Gaya Humein,
Par Hamare Dil Mein Unki Jagah To Wahi Hai.
Aaj uska dil phir DUKHA diya humne,
Apne pyar ka karz CHUKA diya humne.
Dekr lalach use ICE-CREAM ka.
Andhere me apna CHUSA diya humne.
Meet New People. Make the effort to meet new people especially those unlike you.
It not only exposes you to different cultures and alternative ways of doing things,
it broadens your horizons.
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season Seasons Greetings.
Aasman ki bulndiyo par naam ho apka
Chand ki darti par mukam ho apka
Hum to rahte hai choti si duniya me
Par kuda kare sara jhan ho apka.
Wo keh gaye mera intezar mat krna
Me kahu to bhi mera aitabar mat krna
Ye bhi kaha unhe pyar nahi mujhse
Aur ye bhi keh gye kisi Aur se pyar mat karna.
Chintu: Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai
Dad: Good lekin tum NuNNI kyu hila rahe ho?
Chintu: HomeWork diya hai.
Boy: Thank you
Girl: My Pleasure
Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar
PATA NAHI KYU BLOCK KAR DIYA
Okay, TOO MANY people spend TOO MUCH TIME on people THEY WILL NEVER BE WITH. Sure, the chase is fun, but get real. If they aren’t interested in dating you, chasing them and pushing your agendas on them is NOT going to change their minds. Spend your time and energy on people who are interested in spending time and energy on you.
Boy: I am going to kiss you.
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai
Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.
Na jane riste kaise kaise ho gaye,
Aaj hum apke liye aise waise ho gaye,
Agar ab bhi na aaye apke sms to,
Hum samjhenge k hum se pyare 50 paise ho gaye.
Air Hostes to LALU-
Are You vegeterian or
nonvegeterIan?
LALU- I am indian
Air hostes- no, sir!
Are You shakahari or
masahari?
LALU- No I Am Bihari
Nasha Mohabbat” ka ho
“Sharab” ka ho ….ya
“Whats App” ka ho.
“Hosh” teeno mein kho jate hai
“Farak” sirf itna hai ki,
“Sharab” saala deti hai…
“Mohabbat” rula deti hai,
Aur
“Whats App” yaaro ki yaad dila deti hai…!
Dedicated to all my lovely friends.
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue. SMILE!
This is ur friend “PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
What kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!
Everyone in the world say,
U have changed a Lot
But no 1 in the world would look into ur eyes & say..
U have compromised a LOT
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
Mohabbat Ke Sapney Wo Dikhaatay Bahut Hain..
Raaton Main Wo Hum Ko Jagaatay Bahut Hain..
Main Aankhon Main Kaajal Lagaaun To Kaise..
In Aankho Ko Log Rulaatay Bahut Hain!
Subha subha mujhe aise uthaya jata
jai jaise world war shuru hogaya ho
aur main hi aakhiri soldier bacha hua hu
And Somehow Every 'clean Your Room' Lecture From My Mom everytime Turns Out to Be a 'Noboby will Marry You' Lecture
Udas nazro me meri kai khwab milenge,
Kahi udasi ke rang kahi khushi ke gulal melenge,
Mere dil ki keetab ko kabhi ped kr dekhna,
Kahi apki yaad kahi app milenge
Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??
Wife: What..???
Where..??
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying:
‘I will kill you, if u dont stop calling our children – Defective Condoms’
Girlfriends status..
I wonder what my future husband is doing.
Boyfriend posted:
I am commenting on ur status
Killer Attitude
Teacher: why are u late!
Student: Does it really matter. You still get paid
He said to me: I LOVE YOU
I said…. Oh my GOD!!!!
What a co-incidence!
I love myself too!!