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Commenting on

Girlfriends status..
I wonder what my future husband is doing.

Boyfriend posted:
I am commenting on ur status

Apr,30 2015
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Killer Attitude

Killer Attitude
Teacher: why are u late!
Student: Does it really matter. You still get paid

Apr,30 2015
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जल्दबाजी

स्टेप बाई स्टेप ही आपको प्रोसेस पूरी करनी होगी कभी भी जल्दबाजी न दिखाएं

Apr,29 2015
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I LOVE YOU

He said to me: I LOVE YOU

I said…. Oh my GOD!!!!

What a co-incidence!

I love myself too!!

Apr,29 2015
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Karte hain

Pagal hai wo log jo pyar mein kisi ko miss karte hain,
Karna hai to macharoun ko miss karo..
Jo jaan hateli par rakhkar aap ko kiss karte hain!

Apr,29 2015
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Impossible Sir

Principle to Students:
U people must sleep atleast 7 hrs a day..
Student: Impossible Sir!!!
School is only for 6 hrs

Apr,29 2015
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Mothers Day

One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

Apr,29 2015
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So Sweet

2 minute ke liye Moun rakho
Un Machharo ki atma ki shanti ke liye,
Jo kal raat apko katne ke bad Dybitiz se mar gaye.
Bcoz UR So So So Sweet!

Apr,29 2015
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Aginst The Law

If luvin was aginst the law,
and kissin was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin time.

Apr,28 2015
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My Jackpot
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Jitna tumne khabon mein sataya ,
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Apr,28 2015
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Should always be


If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence… Your answer should always be, Please don’t hit me again officer…

Apr,27 2015
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Bathroom Singer

Boy: Tum gana bahut achcha gaati ho.
Girl: thanks but i’m just a bathroom singer.
Boy: to bulao na kabhi apne live concert pe!

Apr,24 2015
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Meri beti se shaadi

Kapil (to wife): Tere baap ki Jale par namak chhidakne ki aadat gayi nahin na?

Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua??

Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha… “Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na?”




Apr,22 2015
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Guess.....

Question: Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess...........Any
Guess........
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti.

Apr,21 2015
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Low prices

Girls who say, “i’m wanted by many” should keep in mind that ‘Low prices always attracts many customers’….!!!!!!! :P

Apr,21 2015
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Dadi ki shaadi

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada
ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Apr,21 2015
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EK THA TIGER


Hasi mazak ke wo pal yaad rakhna,
Meri is dosti ko yaad rakhna,
Mehfil mein kal main rahu ya na rahu,
EK THA TIGER.. Aap ke group mein bus itna yaad rakhna.

Apr,21 2015
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Group mai hain

ladki ke behosh hone par tum sharir ka kaunsa hissa dabao ge?
Kuch bacchon ne nabz kaha aur vo aaj doctor ban gaye!
Jin haramiyon ne kuch aur jawab diya tha vo
sare kamine aaj is Group mai hain..!! :D

Apr,21 2015
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Gadar

One girl on Facebook uploaded 250 pictures of her sister's wedding.Apni shaadi par to yeh ladki gadar macha degi.

 

 

Apr,18 2015
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Can do Anything?

Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:Mix chilli powder with sugar,&Keep it outside the ant's holeAfter eating,ant will search for some water near a water tank.Push ant in to it!Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!Then admit wounded ant in icu!And thenremove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant Moral:Don't play with students!They can do any thing for 10 marks.

Apr,18 2015
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Increment In Salary


HR in office : Okay guys,today we are going to play a game.
When I say a name of the fruit, you run to the right side of the hall.
And when I say any color, you run to the left side of the hall.
One who is wrong will not get the increment...
got it ?
Employees : Yes, Got it.
HR : Okay...Ready,
ORANGE !
Employees : ????

Apr,18 2015
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Telephone

Humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone,
Aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun ???

Apr,17 2015
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My no. 4

Apr,15 2015
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Subah

Subah Subah uth ke ho jao fresh,
Pehenlo aaj sabse aacha sa koi dress,
Doston ka saath ab chalo ghumne,
Viasakhi ki do shubh kaamnayein sabko jo aaye Samne.

Apr,13 2015
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Saath chalna

Aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse jarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.

Apr,13 2015
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Ladkiyo ki smile

Ladkiyo ki ek Smile
Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti hai..
Sala pure din tak samajh hi nahi aata..
ki “HANS K DEKH RAHI THI” ya “DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI.”!!

Apr,13 2015
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Makan Malik

Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai.
Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?

Apr,13 2015
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Sunder Sentence

Ek truck ke peechhe likha tha ek behad Sunder sentence..

“Sawdhaani Hati…
Kheer Pudi Banti!!”

(Samajhne wale share karna na bhoolein)

Apr,10 2015
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1 Pathan

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

Apr,10 2015
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Gaadi ya bike

Agar uske paas gaadi ya bike hai, to use kaho ki tumhe thoda ghumane le jaaye. Kabhi lift maang liya karo. Jhoot-moot ka anand dikhao. Baaton baaton mein use apni mohmaya ke jaal mein fasa lo.

Apr,9 2015
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What He Means

What Kapil Sharma says and what he actually means..
What Kapil Sharma Says . .
Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo, Koi Sawaal Puchna Chahta Ho" ? . . . .
What He Actually Means..........
"Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo Apni Bezzati Karwaana Chahta Ho"... ?

Apr,8 2015
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Jaledi Ke Female Hone Ke Karan


Jalebi ke female hone ke 2 karan hain..

Pehli, wo Meethi hai…

aur

Dusra, Wo kabhi seedhi nahin ho sakti!

Apr,4 2015
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Mobile Ek Mandir

Mobile ek MANDIR hai;
Whatsapp uska DEVTA;
Group Banane Wala PUJARI;
Message Bhejne Wala DANI;
Padhane wala BHAKT;
Aur Reply Na Karne Wala...
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.
.
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Bhikhari!

Apr,4 2015
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हिंदी में ठाकुर और इंग्लिश में हैंड्स फ्री

टीचर(स्टूडेंट से)-जिस आदमी के दोनों हाथ न हो उसे हिंदी और इंग्लिश में क्या कहेंगे?

संता-हिंदी में ठाकुर और इंग्लिश में हैंड्स फ्री।

 

Mar,16 2015
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उसने भी मजबूरी में लिख दिया

संता ने लिखा था- कैंसर।

अब बंता क्या करता, उसने भी मजबूरी में लिख दिया- लूज मोशन

Mar,16 2015
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कल रात नींद में तुम मुझे गालियां दे रहे थे

संता की बीबी-सुनो जी, कल रात नींद में तुम मुझे गालियां दे रहे थे ।

संता- यह तुम्हारी गलतफहमी है ।

बीबी- कैसी गलतफहमी ?

संता-यही कि मैं नींद में था।

Mar,16 2015
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संता के घर 20 साल के बाद बच्चा हुआ

संता के घर 20 साल के बाद बच्चा हुआ, उसे देख संता बहुत उदास हो गया!

बंता (संता से)- यार उदास क्यों है?

संता (बंता से)- यार ! 20 साल बाद बच्चा हुआ वो भी इतना सा।

Mar,16 2015
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बाहर घूमने लेकर जाएं

गर्लफेंड को बाहर घूमने लेकर जाएं और अपने दिल की बातें कहें।

Mar,14 2015
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अहेसास करवाएं

अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को इस बात का अहेसास करवाएं कि आप उनसे प्यार करते है। उन्हें बराबर यह बात कहते रहें कि आप उन्हें कितना प्यार करते हैं।

Mar,14 2015
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Girl and boy was Chatting

Girl and boy was Chatting on Facebook....
Girl - M very confused about 1 thing from last couple of days

Mar,13 2015
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Funny Kapil Shayari

Funny Kapil Shayari

 

Koi Aankhon se baat kar leta hai

Koi Aankho hi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai

Bada Mushqil hota hai jawab dena,

Jab koi English mein baat kar leta hai!

Mar,13 2015
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Rajni Ka Akon

One Day Rajnikanth Was Sleepin In His House,suddenly 1 Black Kid Knocked At His Door.he Shouted From The Inside He Asked Ae-kon(whos This)..and Now Tht Guy Is Knon As Akon.

Feb,12 2015
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Padlock

She climbs onto a high piece of furniture (work disk, washing machine ...), sits down on the edge and supports herself with the arms behind her. He stands before her and she wraps her legs firmly around his hips as he leans in to penetrate her in the Padlock sex position. 

They can look into each other eyes as he uses grips her bottom to control the momentum. Time with the spin cycle for added "ohhhh".

Feb,3 2015
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Yaad Karna

Aankhon Mein Rehne Walon Ko Yaad Nahi Karte;
Dil Mein Rehne Walon Kee Baat Nahi Karte;
Hamari To Rooh Mein Bas Chuke Hain Aap;
Tabhi To Milne Kee Hum Fariyad Nahi Karte!

Jan,22 2015
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Happy Makar Sankrant

Tan mein masti
Mann mein umang.
Dekar sabko apnapan
Gud mein jaise meethapan.
Hokar saath hum udayen patang
Or bhar le aakash me apne rang.

Happy Makar Sankrant

Jan,13 2015
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Makar Sankrant

Mandir ki ghanti, Arti ki thali,

Nadi ke kinare suraj ki lali,

Zindagi me aye khushiyo ki bahar,

Apko mubarak ho sankrant ka tyohar.

Jan,13 2015
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Tyohar Hai Makar Sankranti

Tyohar Nahi Hota Apna Paraya,
Tyohar Hai Wahi Jise Sabne
Manaya, To Mila K Gud Me
Til,patang Sang Ud Jane Do
Dil. Happy Makar Sankranti.

Jan,13 2015
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Ladki Ko Dekhe

Unke Ghar Ke Paas Se Jab Bhi Gujre Unhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Jarur Kare. Unhe Ye Ehsas Dilana Jaruri Hai Ki Aap Unme Interest Rakhte Hai.

Jan,9 2015
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Girlfriend Ki Friend

Log Kehte Hain Ke Pyar Itna Bhi Mat Karo Ke Girlfriend Sar Pe Sawaar Ho Jaaye ,
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Hum Kehte Hain Ke Pyar Itna Karo Ke Girlfriend Ki Friend Bhi Tumhare Sath Faraar Hojaaye ;)

Jan,9 2015
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18 Saal Ki Ladki

Election Discussions-

Santa: Election ki date fix ho gayi hai.

Banta: Toh kya hua…

Santa:
Us din pata chal jaayega ki,
Mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi hain!!

Jan,7 2015
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