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Pyar Ka Tohfa Hr Kisiko Nhi Milta
Ye Wo Phul H Jo Hr Bhaag Me Nhi Khilta
Is Phul Ko Kabi Tutne Mat Dena
Qki Tuta Hua Phul Wapas Nhi Khilta
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Khuda Kare Har Raat Chand Ban Ke Aaye,
Din ka Ujala Shaan Ban Ke Aaye,
Kabhi Door Na Ho Aapke Cehre Se Hasi,
Har Din Aisa Mehaman Ban Ke Aaye.
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काश आपकी सूरत इतनी प्यारी ना होती और आपसे मुलाकात हमारी ना होती !
ना देखते सपनो मे तो इतनी बेकरार हालत हमारी ना होती
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Ishq Ke School Me Naya Mahoul Taiyar Ho Gaya,
Pappu Ki GF Se Puri Class Ko Pyar Ho Gaya,
Bas Tabhi Se Pappu Udas Ho Gaya,
Puri Class Fail Or Pappu Pas Ho Haya.
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Jeene Ki Khwaish Me Har Roz Marte Hai,
Wo Aaye Na Aaye Hum Intezaar Karte Hai,
Jutha Hi Sahi Mere Yaar Ka Vaada Hai,
Hum Sach Maankar Aitbar Karte Hai
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Treat Her With Dignity.
Share Your Everyday Events And Thoughts With Your Girl.
If She Wants To Pay For Something, Let Her.
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Boy: Papa, Maine Engineering Chhod Di.
Papa: Kyu,
Boy : Kyon ki Kick Nahi Mili..
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Boy: Papa, Maine Engineering Chhod Di.
Papa: Kyu,
Boy : Kyon ki Kick Nahi Mili..
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Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me,
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.
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Love Is The Only Force Capable Of Transforming An Enemy Into Friend.
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Love Is The Only Force Capable Of Transforming An Enemy Into Friend.
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Naa Main Tumhe Khona Chahta Hoon,
Naa Teri Yaad Me Rona Chahta Hoon,
Jab Tak zindgi H Main Saath Rahunga,
Bas Yahi Baat Tumse Kehna Chahta Hoon.
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Routin Checkup Ke Liye Ek Ladki Apne Family Doctor Ke Paas Jati Hai.
Doctor Check Karta Hai Aur Batata Hai
Doctor: Tumhare Badan Mein Pani Ki Kami Hai
Ladki: Ho Hi Nahi Sakti, Jab Bhi Mera Boy Friend
Mere Boobs Dabata Hai To Meri Choot Gili Ho Jati Hai
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You May Say I'm A Dreamer,
But I'm Not The Only One.
I Hope Someday You'll Koin Us.
And The World Will Live As one.
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She: Dad Muje Car Leke Nahi Dete Yaar
Me: Lo Muje Toh Tv Ka Remote Bhi Nahi Milta.
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Company Kee Ladkiyaan Sunder Hain
Aur Lonely Hain..
Problem Ye Hai Ki Bus Voh
Read Only Hain.
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Santa Singh Ggoes To A TV Shop And Asks,
Aap Ke Paas Color TV Hai Kya.
Haan' Replies Shopowner.
Santa Singh Says, Ek Hara Vala Dena,
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Teacher: Children Duniya Main Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai
Girl: Master Ji Nikal Ke Dikahana
Teacher: Baith Ja Larki Is Baat Ke Bhi Do Matlab Nikalte Hai
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Main Dua Mein Tujhe Manga Hai,
Magar Wafa Se Manga Hai.
Kabhi Sajde Mein Jakar Pucho Apne Rab Se,
K Maine Kis Kis Ada Se Tumhe Manga Hai.
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Santa: Teri Biwi Ko Chuddail Chipak Gayee Hai. Upaaye Karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye, Agar Do Behenein Gale Mil Rahi Hain To is Mein Harz Hi Kya Hai?
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Girl: Aaj mat dalo.
Boy: Kyon?
Girl- Kal Tum Daal K So Gaye. Bahut Dard Hua,
Main Puri Raat Maslti Rahi or Pani Bhi Nikalta Raha
Mujhe Lagata Hai YeEye Drop Bekar Hai.
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Santa: Tumne Itne Chhote Chhote Baal Q Katwaye?
Banta: Naai Ke Paas 3 Rupye Khulle Nahin The,
To Main Bola 3 Rupay Ke Aur Kaat De
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The biggest sources of motivation are your own thoughts,
So think big and motivate yourself to win.
Good morning.
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Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla,
Babaji ka thullu.
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Kissing Tips ki baat karte hai tab yeh baat samne aati hai ki,
Aap kiss ke douran chinta na kare, ki aap kiss kese kar rahe hai.
Kyoki kiss karne ka koi sahi tarika nahi hota hai.
Kiss vese kare jo aapko aur aapke partner ko pasand ho.
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Jisne chand ki roshni nahi dekhi.
Jisne phulon ki tazgi nahi dekhi.
Jo yeh kehte hain ke mitt jati hai dooriyon se dosti,
Usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi.
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Jise dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi.
Jise pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi.
Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim.
Bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.
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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye,
Aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya.
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Police: Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh.
Man: Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police: Toh ghar main baitho.
Man: Iska husbnad nahi manega.
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Santa Gehri Soch Me.
Wife: Kya Soch Rahe Ho?
Santa: Ye ZEE NEWS Walo Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?
Wife: Kya?
Santa: Yehi Ke, AAP DEKH RAHE HAI ZEE NEWS.
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Boy: Kya karti ho
Girl: Singer hu SoundCloud pe gati hu, Aur tum?
Boy: Photographer Hu SCREENSHOTs leta hu.
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Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.
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Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00
Mene papa ko kaha papa mughe iPhone 6 chiye.
Papa ne kaha: Beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega.
Mene moka pe choka mara: Accha papa to wahe khrid do.
Papa Shocked but me Rock.
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Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain,
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai,
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho,
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai.
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Ladka: I LOVE U.
Ladki ne zor se thappad maara aur boli Kya Kaha tumne?
Ladke ne bhi ghumakr zordaar chanta maara aur kaha.
Pagal jab suna hi nhi tha to maara kyu?
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You are away from your home, in arms of the one you love,
So how about making the best of it? Try things that you can never do at home.
Talk about each other's fantasies and try them out.
Just let your imagination run wild as no one would be knocking at your door.
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Yeh bhi ek dua hai khuda se,
Kisi ka dil na dukhe hamari wajah se,
Aye khuda kar de kuchh aisi inaayat hum pe,
Ki khushiyaan hi milein sabko hamaari wajah se.
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2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher aa gya.
1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha.
1st: Abhey bhag.
2nd: Me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai.
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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to,
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa: Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche htao.
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Saath agar doge to muskurayenge zarur,
Pyar agar dil se karoge to nibhayenge zarur,
Kitne bhi kante kyu na raaho mein,
Aawaz agar dil se doge to aayenge zarur.
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Mohabbat Ki Misal Main..
Bus Itna Hi Kahun Ga,
Be-Misaal Saza Hai..
Kisi Be-Gunahon K Liye.
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin.
TT: Chalo.
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha, Jail mein.
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Ek Baar Pati Or Uski Patni Decide Karte Hain Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad Gullak Mein Paise Dalenge.
After A Month. Pati Patni Gullak Kholte Hai.
Pati: Maine 10Rs Ke Note Dale Thhe, Yeh 500Rs, 100Rs, 50Rs Ke Kahaan Se Aaye?
Patni: Har Koi Tumhari Tarah Kanjoos Thodi Hi Hota Hai.
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Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
Man: Are wah Vo kaise?
Sardar: Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na.
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.
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Santa To Banta: Tumko Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai?
Banta: Haa Yaar Par Vo Manti Hi Nahi,
Santa: Kyu Kya Kahti He?
Banta: Kahti Hai I Love U 2.
Pata Nahi Sala Ye Dusra Kon Hai.
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