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Jise dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi.
Jise pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi.
Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim.
Bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.
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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye,
Aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya.
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Police: Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh.
Man: Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police: Toh ghar main baitho.
Man: Iska husbnad nahi manega.
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Santa Gehri Soch Me.
Wife: Kya Soch Rahe Ho?
Santa: Ye ZEE NEWS Walo Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?
Wife: Kya?
Santa: Yehi Ke, AAP DEKH RAHE HAI ZEE NEWS.
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Boy: Kya karti ho
Girl: Singer hu SoundCloud pe gati hu, Aur tum?
Boy: Photographer Hu SCREENSHOTs leta hu.
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Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.
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Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00
Mene papa ko kaha papa mughe iPhone 6 chiye.
Papa ne kaha: Beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega.
Mene moka pe choka mara: Accha papa to wahe khrid do.
Papa Shocked but me Rock.
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Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain,
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai,
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho,
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai.
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Ladka: I LOVE U.
Ladki ne zor se thappad maara aur boli Kya Kaha tumne?
Ladke ne bhi ghumakr zordaar chanta maara aur kaha.
Pagal jab suna hi nhi tha to maara kyu?
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You are away from your home, in arms of the one you love,
So how about making the best of it? Try things that you can never do at home.
Talk about each other's fantasies and try them out.
Just let your imagination run wild as no one would be knocking at your door.
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Yeh bhi ek dua hai khuda se,
Kisi ka dil na dukhe hamari wajah se,
Aye khuda kar de kuchh aisi inaayat hum pe,
Ki khushiyaan hi milein sabko hamaari wajah se.
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2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher aa gya.
1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha.
1st: Abhey bhag.
2nd: Me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai.
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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to,
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa: Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche htao.
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Saath agar doge to muskurayenge zarur,
Pyar agar dil se karoge to nibhayenge zarur,
Kitne bhi kante kyu na raaho mein,
Aawaz agar dil se doge to aayenge zarur.
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Mohabbat Ki Misal Main..
Bus Itna Hi Kahun Ga,
Be-Misaal Saza Hai..
Kisi Be-Gunahon K Liye.
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin.
TT: Chalo.
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha, Jail mein.
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Ek Baar Pati Or Uski Patni Decide Karte Hain Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad Gullak Mein Paise Dalenge.
After A Month. Pati Patni Gullak Kholte Hai.
Pati: Maine 10Rs Ke Note Dale Thhe, Yeh 500Rs, 100Rs, 50Rs Ke Kahaan Se Aaye?
Patni: Har Koi Tumhari Tarah Kanjoos Thodi Hi Hota Hai.
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Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
Man: Are wah Vo kaise?
Sardar: Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na.
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.
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Santa To Banta: Tumko Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai?
Banta: Haa Yaar Par Vo Manti Hi Nahi,
Santa: Kyu Kya Kahti He?
Banta: Kahti Hai I Love U 2.
Pata Nahi Sala Ye Dusra Kon Hai.
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This is only relevant if you planned an outdoor date. Walking along the water, going for a picnic, biking. You will only gain points if you are well prepared. Obviously, if you bring a blanket to a movie theatre or a restaurant she will probably just think you are a creep.
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Rishton Ki Dori Kamzor Hoti Hai,
Aankho Ki Baatein Dil Ki Chor Hoti Hai,
Kisi Ne Jab Bhi Pucha Friendship Ka Matlab,
Hamari Ungli Aapki Aur Hoti Hai.
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Aapki hasi bahut pyaari lagti hai,
Aapki har khushi hamein hamari lagti hai,
Kabhi door na karna khud se humein,
Aapki dosti humein jaan se bhi pyaari lagti hai.
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Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon.
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Pyar krne ki wajah nahi hoti
Mohabbat koi saza nahi hoti,
Pyar me hoti hai imaandari,
Pyar me duniyadari nhi hoti,
Pyaar jaan se pyara hota hai,
Pyar se jaan pyari nahi hoti.
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Call Girl Ek Ladke Se: 200 Rs Lungi Par Hill Hill Ke Doongi.
Ladka: 100 Rs Dunga Hill Mein Khud Hi Loonga.
Ladki: Tu 100 Rs Bhi Bacha Le Aur Haath Se Hi Hila Le.
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Everybody says Engineering is so easy,
That it is just like walking in a park.
But only Engineers know that,
Park is called Jurassic Park.
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Kaho Naa Pyar Hai was added to the Guinness Book of World Records 2002 edition for winning the most number of awards for a movie. The movie won a total of 92 awards.
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The woman lies on her back, one leg extended, the other bent up in the Cross sex position. The man sits down with one thigh over her extended thigh and slips her bent leg under his arm.
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Kaun Kahta Hai
Mohabat Ek Baar Hoti Hai..
Main Tujhe Jitni Baar Dekhun Mujhe Utni Baar Hoti Hai.
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Doctor: I am sorry Opration ke Waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke Pet Me Reh Gaye.Dobara Opration Karna Hoga.
Patient: Abey Pagal Hai kya?
Ye Le 20 Rupaye. Naya Le Le.
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Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
Jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
wah wah,
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.
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Girl: Aj Mat Dalo.
Boy: Kyo?
Girl: Kal Tum Daal Ke So Gaye Bahut Dard Hua,
Me Puri Raat Maslti Rahi Or Pani Bhi Nikalta Raha Mujhe Lagata Hai Ye,
EYE DROPS Bekar Hai.
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Ek Waqt guzar jayega,
Shadi kr k koi tumse bandh diya jayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt he Afair Kar Lo,
Kya pata kal Kis Namune Ko Tumhe Saupa Jayega.
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Move In At A Slight Angle. If You Move In With your face Upright,
You'll Bump Noses With Her And Your Lips Won't Meet. This Can Be Awkward
Don't Stick Out Your Lips, But Gently Press Them Against Hers.
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NAi Subha Ka Naya Nazara
Thandi Hawa Le K Aai Peghaam Humara Utho Tayar Ho Jao
Khushio’n Se Bhara Rahe Aaj Ka Ye Din Tumhara Good Morning
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Wife: I will Leave You Forever.
Husband:Close All Programs And Log Out For Another User.
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Teacher : Jis Aadmi ke Dono Haath Na Ho
Usey Hindi Aur English Me kya kahenge.?
Papu: Hindi Me Thakur Aur
English Me Hand Free
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Adheri Raat Main Ladke Ne Bike Roki Ladki Ko Utara
Uska Hath Pkda Uske Karib Gya
Ladki Sarmai Ladka Bola Sarma Mat
Dhakka Mar Petrol Khtm Ho Gya Hai
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Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,
Aur chamm chamm kar Ke chale gai.
Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khada thha,
Or Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.
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Tell her that she drives you crazy, and that she's the prettiest girl you've ever laid eyes on.
Tell her that you've never met anyone like her.
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Roger Federer: i hv great knowledge about tennis. U can ask me anythin.
RAJNI: Ok tel me,hw many holes r dere in d NET.
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Sorry May Have Become,
Just Another Word,
But With TEARS.
It Means The World.
I’m Sorry For What I,
Have Done To Yo.
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Ki Kashmir Na Koi Le Sakta Hai.
Wah Wah.
Ki Kashmir Na Koi Le Sakta Hai.
Na Koi Kashmir De Sakta Hai.
Kashmir Me Sirf 3 Din Aur,
2 Rat Ka Honeymoon Package Ho Sakta Hai.
Kya Bolte Ho.
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Chodumal: Koun Kehta Hai Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hota Hai.
Santa: Agar Aisa Hota To Tattay Sab Se Lambe Hote.
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