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Company Kee Ladkiyaan Sunder Hain
Aur Lonely Hain..
Problem Ye Hai Ki Bus Voh
Read Only Hain.
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Wife: Tum Kal Padosan Ke Sath Movie Dekhne Gaye The.
Husband: Kya Karu Tum To Janti Hi Ho..
Aajkal Family Ke Sath Dekhne Layak
Film Banti Hi Kahan Hai.
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Santa Singh Ggoes To A TV Shop And Asks,
Aap Ke Paas Color TV Hai Kya.
Haan' Replies Shopowner.
Santa Singh Says, Ek Hara Vala Dena,
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Teacher: Children Duniya Main Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai
Girl: Master Ji Nikal Ke Dikahana
Teacher: Baith Ja Larki Is Baat Ke Bhi Do Matlab Nikalte Hai
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Ek Larki Dusari Larki Se: Yaar Love Marrage
Or Arange Marrage Main Kaya Farak Hota Hai
Larki: Love Marrage Main Lund Ka Size Pehle Se Pata Hota Hai
Aur Arange Marrage Main Naseeb Apna Apna
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शादी कितनी खतरनाक चीज है ये ईसी बात से अंदाजा लगाया जा सकता है.
बारातियों के नागिन डाँस के बाद ही दुल्हन बाहर निकलती है
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Gay Ladke Ek Khubsurat Larki Ko Dekh Kar Kya Bole,
2 Gay Ladke Ek Khubsurat Larki Ko Dekh Kar Kya Bole,
Yaar Agar Ladki Aisi Hai To Uska Bhai Kaisa Hoga.
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Husband Apni Saas Se Baat Karta Hai:
Aapki Beti Mein To Hazaron Kamiyan Hain.
Saas: Haan Beta, Isi Vajah Se To Use Achcha Ladka Nahi Mila.
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मां: बेटा, तू अपने बाल क्यों नहीं कटवाता?
पप्पू: यो मॉम इट्स फैशन मॉम.
मां: वो तो ठीक है, पर लोग तेरी बहन को देखने आते हैं और तुझे पसंद कर जाते हैं
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Main Dua Mein Tujhe Manga Hai,
Magar Wafa Se Manga Hai.
Kabhi Sajde Mein Jakar Pucho Apne Rab Se,
K Maine Kis Kis Ada Se Tumhe Manga Hai.
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Santa: Teri Biwi Ko Chuddail Chipak Gayee Hai. Upaaye Karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye, Agar Do Behenein Gale Mil Rahi Hain To is Mein Harz Hi Kya Hai?
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Girl: Aaj mat dalo.
Boy: Kyon?
Girl- Kal Tum Daal K So Gaye. Bahut Dard Hua,
Main Puri Raat Maslti Rahi or Pani Bhi Nikalta Raha
Mujhe Lagata Hai YeEye Drop Bekar Hai.
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Wife: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Ki Agar Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To?
Husband: Nahi, Main Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Sochta.
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Santa: Tumne Itne Chhote Chhote Baal Q Katwaye?
Banta: Naai Ke Paas 3 Rupye Khulle Nahin The,
To Main Bola 3 Rupay Ke Aur Kaat De
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The biggest sources of motivation are your own thoughts,
So think big and motivate yourself to win.
Good morning.
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Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla,
Babaji ka thullu.
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Kissing Tips ki baat karte hai tab yeh baat samne aati hai ki,
Aap kiss ke douran chinta na kare, ki aap kiss kese kar rahe hai.
Kyoki kiss karne ka koi sahi tarika nahi hota hai.
Kiss vese kare jo aapko aur aapke partner ko pasand ho.
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Pati prawachan sun k aya aur patni ko godd mai utha liya.
Patni: Guruji ne kya rommance krne ko kaha hai kya?
Pati: Nhi pagli unhone kaha hai apna dukh khud uthana chahiye.
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Jisne chand ki roshni nahi dekhi.
Jisne phulon ki tazgi nahi dekhi.
Jo yeh kehte hain ke mitt jati hai dooriyon se dosti,
Usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi.
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Jise dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi.
Jise pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi.
Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim.
Bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.
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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye,
Aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya.
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Police: Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh.
Man: Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police: Toh ghar main baitho.
Man: Iska husbnad nahi manega.
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Santa Gehri Soch Me.
Wife: Kya Soch Rahe Ho?
Santa: Ye ZEE NEWS Walo Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?
Wife: Kya?
Santa: Yehi Ke, AAP DEKH RAHE HAI ZEE NEWS.
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Boy: Kya karti ho
Girl: Singer hu SoundCloud pe gati hu, Aur tum?
Boy: Photographer Hu SCREENSHOTs leta hu.
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Tera Intezaar Mujhe Har Pal Rehta Hai,
Har Lamha Mujhe Tera Ehsaas Rehta Hai,
Tujh Bin Dhadkane Rukk Si Jaati Hai,
Ki Tu Mere Dil Me Meri Dhadkan Banke Rehta Hai.
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Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00
Mene papa ko kaha papa mughe iPhone 6 chiye.
Papa ne kaha: Beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega.
Mene moka pe choka mara: Accha papa to wahe khrid do.
Papa Shocked but me Rock.
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Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain,
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai,
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho,
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai.
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Ladka: I LOVE U.
Ladki ne zor se thappad maara aur boli Kya Kaha tumne?
Ladke ne bhi ghumakr zordaar chanta maara aur kaha.
Pagal jab suna hi nhi tha to maara kyu?
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Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig ke nikla.
Jaya: Aap to susu karne gaye the?
Amitabh: Jaise hi main andar gaya, koi bola BIG B or sab meri taraf ghoom gaye.
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You are away from your home, in arms of the one you love,
So how about making the best of it? Try things that you can never do at home.
Talk about each other's fantasies and try them out.
Just let your imagination run wild as no one would be knocking at your door.
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Yeh bhi ek dua hai khuda se,
Kisi ka dil na dukhe hamari wajah se,
Aye khuda kar de kuchh aisi inaayat hum pe,
Ki khushiyaan hi milein sabko hamaari wajah se.
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2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher aa gya.
1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha.
1st: Abhey bhag.
2nd: Me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai.
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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to,
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa: Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche htao.
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Saath agar doge to muskurayenge zarur,
Pyar agar dil se karoge to nibhayenge zarur,
Kitne bhi kante kyu na raaho mein,
Aawaz agar dil se doge to aayenge zarur.
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Mohabbat Ki Misal Main..
Bus Itna Hi Kahun Ga,
Be-Misaal Saza Hai..
Kisi Be-Gunahon K Liye.
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Vidaai Ke Samay Dulhan Ke Chhote Bhai Ne Papa Se Poochha
Papa Didi To Ro Rahi Hai Par Jija Ji Nahi Ro Rahe Hain"
Papa:Beta Didi To Gate Tak Hi royegi par tere jija ji zindagi bhar royenge"
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin.
TT: Chalo.
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha, Jail mein.
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Ek Baar Pati Or Uski Patni Decide Karte Hain Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad Gullak Mein Paise Dalenge.
After A Month. Pati Patni Gullak Kholte Hai.
Pati: Maine 10Rs Ke Note Dale Thhe, Yeh 500Rs, 100Rs, 50Rs Ke Kahaan Se Aaye?
Patni: Har Koi Tumhari Tarah Kanjoos Thodi Hi Hota Hai.
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Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
Man: Are wah Vo kaise?
Sardar: Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na.
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Sardar ki wife inspecter se: Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye.
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola: To behan kuch or paka lo.
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.
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Santa To Banta: Tumko Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai?
Banta: Haa Yaar Par Vo Manti Hi Nahi,
Santa: Kyu Kya Kahti He?
Banta: Kahti Hai I Love U 2.
Pata Nahi Sala Ye Dusra Kon Hai.
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This is only relevant if you planned an outdoor date. Walking along the water, going for a picnic, biking. You will only gain points if you are well prepared. Obviously, if you bring a blanket to a movie theatre or a restaurant she will probably just think you are a creep.
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Rishton Ki Dori Kamzor Hoti Hai,
Aankho Ki Baatein Dil Ki Chor Hoti Hai,
Kisi Ne Jab Bhi Pucha Friendship Ka Matlab,
Hamari Ungli Aapki Aur Hoti Hai.
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Aapki hasi bahut pyaari lagti hai,
Aapki har khushi hamein hamari lagti hai,
Kabhi door na karna khud se humein,
Aapki dosti humein jaan se bhi pyaari lagti hai.
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Santa Subha Khana Khate Hue Biwi Par Chilla Raha Tha.
Santa: Ye Kya? Khane Mein Baal, Andhi Hai Tujhe Dikhta Nahi Kya?
Biwi Gusse Mein Aake: Chupchap Kha Le Madharchod,
Raat Ko Puri Jhaantein Chowmein Samajh Ke Khane Ki Koshish Karta Hai Aur Din Mein 1 Baal Ke Liye Nakhre Karta Hai.
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Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon.
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Pyar krne ki wajah nahi hoti
Mohabbat koi saza nahi hoti,
Pyar me hoti hai imaandari,
Pyar me duniyadari nhi hoti,
Pyaar jaan se pyara hota hai,
Pyar se jaan pyari nahi hoti.
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