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A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
Calling Ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.
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According to security equipment specialists, security systems that utilize motion detectors won't function properly if walls and floors are too hot. When an infrared beam is used in a motion detector, it will pick up a person's body temperature of 98.6 degrees compared to the cooler walls and floor.
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The world's first university was established in Takshila in 700 BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
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MOON
has come to color
your dreams,
STARS
to make them
musical and my
SMS
to give you warm
and Peaceful Sleep.
Good Night…
Sweet Dreams..!
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The biggest sources of motivation are your own thoughts, so think big and motivate yourself to win. Good morning.
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Success comes to those who have the will power to win over their snooze buttons. Wishing you an awesome morning.
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If Rajinikanth's PC hangs.. it's time for next Windows release.
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Q: What is the lightest thing in the world?
A: A penis...even a thought can raise it.
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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO
To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!
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Wats SWARG?
American Salary, British Home, Chinise Food & Indian Wife.
Wats NARK?
American Wife, Britis Food, Chinise Home & Indian sal
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Dost : kaisa hai?
Me : Bas theek
Dost : aur padhai kaisi chalri hai?
Me : dost hai dost reh bhenchodd.. rishtedar banni ki koshish na kar..!!
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Doctor- Aapki wife k dil me chhed hai...
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Husband-Kis chutiye ne is lavde ko doctor bnaya...abe use dil nhi choot kehte hai..!!
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How to tell your girlfriend if you are going to urine during dinner? Dear, I've to shake hands with a close friend whom I am going to introduce you later.
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Who is a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in a bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.
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There are two things men really like women to do in hurry. Dress and undress.
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A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa asked a
Boy:sandwich loge?
Boy replied o kamliye sand wich kyon? room wich kyon
nahi?
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Kehte hai aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai , bilkul sahi hai
3 inch ka haath main do to 8 inch ka karke deti hai
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Agar Kabhi Unke Sath Film Jane Ka Mauka Mile To Koi Romantic Film Hi Dekhne Jaye, Unke Sath Romantic Film Dekhi Matlab Ladki Patti.
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Woh raat Diwali wali thi,
woh piya se chudne wali thi,
Koi aur hi aake chod gaya,
Lund ko lehnge se ponch gaya,
Uski Maa ne kiya VIRODH,
Tune choda bina NIRODH.
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How do u teach MATHs to a girl?
Add her to the bed, substract her clothes, divide her legs &
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पप्पू ने बस स्टॉप पर खड़ी एक लड़की को आँख मारी।
लड़की: मैं ऐसी वैसी लड़की नहीं हूँ।
पप्पू: वो तो ठीक है मगर चेक करना हमारा फ़र्ज़ बनता है।
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| एक बार सिंधी की बीवी अपने घर पर नहा रही थी तो पठान ने चुपके से उसे देख लिया। अगले दिन सिंधी जब पठान से मिला तो पठान बोला, "मैंने कल तुम्हारी बेगम को नहाते हुए देखा।" सिंधी को यह सुन बहुत गुस्सा आया और उसने भी बदला लेने की ठान ली। शाम को सिंधी ने देखा कि पठान के कमरे के परदे उठे हुए हैं और कमरे में सेक्स हो रहा था। अगले दिन सिंधी पठान से बोला, "तुमने तो मेरी बीवी को नहाते हुए देखा था ना, मैंने तो कल तुम दोनों को सेक्स करते देखा।" पठान हँसते हँसते बोला, "चल साले झूठे, कल रात को तो मैं घर पर ही नहीं था।" |
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bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
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I just want somebody, who kisses me in the rain, holds me tight when I’m sad, and wraps their arms around me when I’m cold.
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Jab khamosh aankho se baat hoti hai.
Aise hi mohabbat ki shurwat hoti hai.
Tumhare hi khyalo mein khoye rehte hai.
Pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai ?
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4 bottle vodka
kaam mera rozka....
In real life :
Mom:- Vella baitha hai mutter hi cheel de
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What was the nick name of Mahatma Gandhi.??
Alia Bhatt: Majboori.
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Beta 5000 Kama Ke Laya To Baap Usko Jyotishi Ke Pasd Le Gya,
Aaapne To Kaha Tha Yeh Kuch Nahi Kamayega?
Jyotishi: Bhaisab, Maine Iska Hath Dekha Tha, G**nd Nahi
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Beta 5000 Kama Ke Laya To Baap Usko Jyotishi Ke Pasd Le Gya,
Aaapne To Kaha Tha Yeh Kuch Nahi Kamayega?
Jyotishi: Bhaisab, Maine Iska Hath Dekha Tha, G**nd Nahi
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Soch raha hu ki daru chhod du…
Par
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Kiske pass chhodu..
Sabhi dost to kamine hai mere..
New year ke pehle hi pee jayenge
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मित्र का मन और गर्लफ्रेंड का स्तन हमेशा बड़ा होना चाहिए।
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Kisi Ka Anjane Mein Bhi Dil Mat Dukhana
Ho Sakta Hai Ki,
Us Ki Aankh Se Gira Ek Bhi Aansu Tumhari
Zindgi K Liye Saza Ban Jaye..
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It takes 2 to tango,
2 to kiss,
2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2
and one of those things is me and u!
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I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as u.
I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
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Kapil Sharma: Arey yaar yeh Gandhi ji har note par hanste kyon rahte hai?
Gutthi: Simple hai, wo royenge toh note geela ho jayega na …..ha ha.. Don’t Mind
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Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."
Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."
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May you come up as bright as sun,
As cool as water and as sweet as honey.
Hope this Baisakhi fulfill all your desires and wishes.
Happy Baisakhi!!
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Ab Yeh afwaah kisne failaayi…........Ki…........Patanjali ki Shop bar kal se Ayurvedic Cigarette milegi..!!
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Prabhu
Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?
Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!
Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!
Sab prabhu ki maya hai
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30000 ka phone lete ho lekin ek call to kya misscall karne ke liye bhi balance nahi hota??
China mobile use karne wale bhi kahenge ki Aap Chutiye Hain
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Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy..." Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..." Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!" You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.
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पठान: यार, तुम जानते हो, मैंने तीन शादियाँ की, पर तीनों बीवियां मर गई। समझ में नहीं आता कि मैं क्या करूं?
सिंधी: बस अब औरत जात पर रहम कर।
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एक महिला ने एक घोड़े के लिंग को छु लिया।
घोड़ा उत्साहित होकर कूदने लगा और बहुत तेज़ भागने लगा।
घोड़े का मालिक बोला, "भाभी जी अब हमारा भी पकड़ो, हमको घोड़ा पकड़ना है"।
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अमीर आदमी गरीब आदमी से सेक्स मेहनत है या मजा!
गरीब आदमी मजा ही होगा! मेहनत होती तो आप हमसे ही करवाते!
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Isi beech Alia Bhatt ne David Dhawan ko unke bete Shikhar dhawan ke shatak maarne par badhai di.
Yeh Sunkar David Dhawan phone par hi behosh ho gaye!! :-D
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एक मरीज डॉक्टर के पास गया।
मरीज-डॉक्टर साहब मेरे कान में मटर का पौधा उग आया है।
डॉक्टर- यह तो बड़ी हैरानी की बात है!
मरीज-जी हां डॉक्टर साहब हैरानी की बात तो है ही क्योंकि मैंने तो अपने कान में भिन्डी के बीज डाले थे!!
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फेसबूक पे लड़की की फेक आई चलानेवालों
लड़की तो तुम बन गये
लेकिन अफसोस
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तुम कभी माँ नहीं बन पाओगे
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