Teacher: Rohan Agar Tumhare Pass 10 Apple Hai Aur Tum 6 Pinki Ko Aur 4 Chinki Ko de do to tumhe kya milega Student:Sir Mujhe 2 new girlfriend Milengi.
Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas hai
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai
Muje Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai . . . . .
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Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!
Teacher: Itne Din se Kaha The?
Student: Bird Flu ho Gya Tha
Teacher: Par ye to Birds Mein Hota Hai Insaano Mein Nahi
Student (Gusse mein) - Insaan Samjha hi Kahan Aapne... Roz to Murga Bana Deti ho.
Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jaunga.
Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge?
Husband: Baba Kirpa Aani Shuru Ho Gayi He.
Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue saanp pe padi.
Santa: Sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,
Mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.
Ladki patana hay to. Unko bar bar ghur ghur k mat dekho. Dekho najar milao dubara dekho najar milao aur next time mat dekho ladki khud he tumse baat karna chahegi aur wo bahana dhundegi tumse baat karne ki.
Nawaz Sharif at Facebook HQ:
Nawaz: Mark, you have so many Indians engineers working at Facebook, do you also have any Pakistanis?
Mark: Yes of course!...
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Ahmad, two tea please!
Thoda Confusion Hai, Par Baat Hai Lakh Rupaye Ki,
Daaman Kiska Thaama Jaye?
Jo Khushi De,
Ya Phir,
Jo Khushi Khushi De.
Height Of Expressing.
Boy: Is Ur Eyes From McDonald?
Girl With Mysterious Look, Asks: Why?
Boy: Because I m Loving it.
Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai?
Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya.
Shiva: Kyun?
Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye.
Taking an interest in her life, job or anything else that she likes to talk about is a must for first date conversations.
भिखारी कुछ खाने को दे दे बेटा मैं बहुत लाचार हूँ
संता: देखने में तो हट्टे कट्टे हो फिर लाचार किससे हो
भिखारी: अपनी आदत से
Har Chand Ka Didar Alag Hota Hai.
Har Beer Ka Nasha Alag Hota Hai.
Kisi 1 Ladki Pe Zindgi Barbad Mat Karna.
Q Ke,
Har Ladki Ka FIGURE Alag Hota Hai.
Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi.
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi.
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?
Zindagi bhar ke liyein tera sath nibhana chaahte hain,
Tumhari in ankho me sada ke liye bas jana chahte hai Chahte is dil ki,
na jane humse kya kya chahati hain?
Nazar bhar tumhe dekhkar,
tum pr mar jana chahte h.
Aajkal ke zyaadatar ladke to pyaar ke naam par sirf ladkiyon ke dilon se khelna hi jaante hain. Lekin fir bhi honhaar ladke to hote hain hamari tarah. Unhe pehchaan lo aur prem jeevan ka anand uthao.
Rajni Rajni,
Yes PAPA,
Eating Sugar,
No PAPA,
Telling Lies,
No PAPA,
Open your mouth,
Yenna Rascalla Mind It.
College ke first day,
Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai.
Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN.
Uske siwa koi mere jazbaat mein nahi,
Aankho mein jo nami hai wo barsaat me nahi,
Paane ki use koshish bahut ki magar ae dosto,
Wo ek lakeer hai jo mere haath mein nahi.
BOY to GIRL- Koi Aisi baat kaho, Jismei Dukh B Ho Aur
Khushi Bhi
Girl: I love U BHAI
Beta: Papa Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho Vaise Dadaji Bhi Apko Marte The Kya?
Papa- Bilkul Marte The
Beta- Toh Yeh Khandani Gundagardi Kab Tak Chalegi..
Wo ladki chahe jo kuch bhi status update kare, uske har status/photo ityadi mein tumhara like aur comment avashya hona chahiye.
When Someone Touches You & You Dont Feel It, Its Ignorance.
When Someone Touches You & You Feel It, Its Love.
When Nobody Touches You But You Feel It, Its Khujli.
Santa: Yaar, where does the Sun go at night?
Banta: It does not go anywhere.
It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it.
Khushiyo Par Fizao Ka Pehra Na Jane Kis,
Umeed Pe Dil Thahra Teri Ankho Se Jhalakte,
Dard Ki Kasam Ye Dosti Ka Rishta Mahobbat Se Gahra.
Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.
Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai.
Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon.
Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar,
Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
Girlfriend: Would You Like To See Magic.
Boyfriend: Ofcourse sweetheart.
Girlfriend: Whooshhw
You Are Single Now.
Chal Bye, Phut Le Ab.
Udas Lamho Ka Na Koi MaLaL Rakhna,
Tufan Me Bhi Wajud SambhaLe Rakhna,
Hamare Liye,
Shart E Zindagi Tum Ho,
Humare Khatir Hi sahi Apna KhayaL Rakhna.
Lost time is never found again
Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it.
The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one.
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi,
Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi,
Aur Jo Ladki Aapki Tarf Dekhkar Hasti Nahi,
To Samjh Lo Ki Wo Tooth Paste Krti Nahi.
Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha,
Teacher: Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?
Santa: Eagle.
Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Ho Jaye To?
Santa: Illegal.
Unse achi achi bate kare. Apki bato me unhe apka pyar dikhna chahia. Uske akho me akhe dalkar orh smile karte hua baat kare. Isse wo impress ho jayegi.
Exams Ke Time Raat Bhar Padhte Hai.
Saare Students Bankar ULLU.
Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta Hai Sirf,
BABA JI KA THULLU.