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New Girlfriend

Teacher: Rohan Agar Tumhare Pass 10 Apple Hai Aur Tum 6 Pinki Ko Aur 4 Chinki Ko de do to tumhe kya milega Student:Sir Mujhe 2 new girlfriend Milengi.

Nov,1 2015
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Garibi Ka Alam

Oct,29 2015
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Ja Rahe Hum Marne

Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas hai

Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai

Muje Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai . . . . . 

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Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!

Oct,27 2015
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Bird Flu in Human

Teacher: Itne Din se Kaha The?
Student: Bird Flu ho Gya Tha
Teacher: Par ye to Birds Mein Hota Hai Insaano Mein Nahi
Student (Gusse mein) - Insaan Samjha hi Kahan Aapne... Roz to Murga Bana Deti ho.

Oct,26 2015
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Baba Ki Kirpa

Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge?
Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jaunga.
Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge?
Husband: Baba Kirpa Aani Shuru Ho Gayi He.

Oct,24 2015
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Height

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue saanp pe padi.
Santa: Sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,
Mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

Oct,21 2015
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Earth

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.

Oct,13 2015
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Terrorist

Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan via Bluetooth.

Oct,13 2015
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Hansimazaak Police Joke


Oct,12 2015
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Bahana

Ladki patana hay to. Unko bar bar ghur ghur k mat dekho. Dekho najar milao dubara dekho najar milao aur next time mat dekho ladki khud he tumse baat karna chahegi aur wo bahana dhundegi tumse baat karne ki.

Oct,8 2015
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Nawaz Sharif at Facebook HQ:
Nawaz: Mark, you have so many Indians engineers working at Facebook, do you also have any Pakistanis?
Mark: Yes of course!...
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Ahmad, two tea please!

Oct,6 2015
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Daaman

Thoda Confusion Hai, Par Baat Hai Lakh Rupaye Ki,
Daaman Kiska Thaama Jaye?
Jo Khushi De,
Ya Phir,
Jo Khushi Khushi De.

Sep,30 2015
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McDonald

Height Of Expressing.
Boy: Is Ur Eyes From McDonald?
Girl With Mysterious Look, Asks: Why?
Boy: Because I m Loving it.

Sep,28 2015
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Trishul

Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai?
Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya.
Shiva: Kyun?
Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye.

Sep,25 2015
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Conversations

Taking an interest in her life, job or anything else that she likes to talk about is a must for first date conversations.

Sep,23 2015
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Suhaag Raat

Sep,15 2015
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अक्लसठियाना

अक्लसठियाना - बुद्धिभ्रष्टहोना

Sep,14 2015
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Crackle

Snap crackle pop. (x3)

Sep,14 2015
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अपनी आदत से

भिखारी कुछ खाने को दे दे बेटा मैं बहुत लाचार हूँ
संता: देखने में तो हट्टे कट्टे हो फिर लाचार किससे हो
भिखारी: अपनी आदत से

Sep,10 2015
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Purani GirlFriend

Sep,10 2015
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Teacher Lecture

Sep,9 2015
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FIGURE

Har Chand Ka Didar Alag Hota Hai.
Har Beer Ka Nasha Alag Hota Hai.
Kisi 1 Ladki Pe Zindgi Barbad Mat Karna.
Q Ke,
Har Ladki Ka FIGURE Alag Hota Hai.

Sep,9 2015
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Shaadi Main

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi.
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi.
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

Sep,9 2015
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Riswat

Sep,8 2015
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Actress

Sep,7 2015
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Tumhari Aankho Main

Zindagi bhar ke liyein tera sath nibhana chaahte hain,
Tumhari in ankho me sada ke liye bas jana chahte hai Chahte is dil ki,
na jane humse kya kya chahati hain?
Nazar bhar tumhe dekhkar,
tum pr mar jana chahte h.

Aug,31 2015
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Prem Jeevan

Aajkal ke zyaadatar ladke to pyaar ke naam par sirf ladkiyon ke dilon se khelna hi jaante hain. Lekin fir bhi honhaar ladke to hote hain hamari tarah. Unhe pehchaan lo aur prem jeevan ka anand uthao.

Aug,31 2015
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Telling Lies

Rajni Rajni,
Yes PAPA,
Eating Sugar,
No PAPA,
Telling Lies,
No PAPA,
Open your mouth,
Yenna Rascalla Mind It.

Aug,31 2015
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Sabka Jija

College ke first day,
Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai.
Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN.

Aug,25 2015
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Haath Ki Lakeer

Uske siwa koi mere jazbaat mein nahi,
Aankho mein jo nami hai wo barsaat me nahi,
Paane ki use koshish bahut ki magar ae dosto,
Wo ek lakeer hai jo mere haath mein nahi.

Aug,18 2015
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Khushi Bhi

BOY to GIRL- Koi Aisi baat kaho, Jismei Dukh B Ho Aur
Khushi Bhi
Girl: I love U BHAI

Aug,17 2015
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Khandani Gundagardi

Beta: Papa Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho Vaise Dadaji Bhi Apko Marte The Kya?
Papa- Bilkul Marte The
Beta- Toh Yeh Khandani Gundagardi Kab Tak Chalegi..

Aug,17 2015
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Neend Ki Goli

Aug,17 2015
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Update Status

Wo ladki chahe jo kuch bhi status update kare, uske har status/photo ityadi mein tumhara like aur comment avashya hona chahiye.

Aug,17 2015
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Nobody Touches

When Someone Touches You & You Dont Feel It, Its Ignorance.
When Someone Touches You & You Feel It, Its Love.
When Nobody Touches You But You Feel It, Its Khujli.

Aug,17 2015
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Due To Darkness

Santa: Yaar, where does the Sun go at night?
Banta: It does not go anywhere.
It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it.

Aug,17 2015
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Dard Ki Kasam

Khushiyo Par Fizao Ka Pehra Na Jane Kis,
Umeed Pe Dil Thahra Teri Ankho Se Jhalakte,
Dard Ki Kasam Ye Dosti Ka Rishta Mahobbat Se Gahra.

Aug,14 2015
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Gawar Sardarni

Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.
Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai.
Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon.
Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar,
Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?

Aug,12 2015
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2015 TV

Aug,11 2015
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Ofcourse sweetheart

Girlfriend: Would You Like To See Magic.
Boyfriend: Ofcourse sweetheart.
Girlfriend: Whooshhw
You Are Single Now.
Chal Bye, Phut Le Ab.

Aug,11 2015
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Shart E Zindagi

Udas Lamho Ka Na Koi MaLaL Rakhna,
Tufan Me Bhi Wajud SambhaLe Rakhna,
Hamare Liye,
Shart E Zindagi Tum Ho,
Humare Khatir Hi sahi Apna KhayaL Rakhna.

Aug,10 2015
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Happy Man

Lost time is never found again
Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it.
The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one.

Aug,6 2015
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David Brinkley

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

Aug,6 2015
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Ladki Ki Smile

Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi,
Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi,
Aur Jo Ladki Aapki Tarf Dekhkar Hasti Nahi,
To Samjh Lo Ki Wo Tooth Paste Krti Nahi.

Aug,5 2015
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Illegal Teacher

Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha,
Teacher: Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?
Santa: Eagle.
Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Ho Jaye To?
Santa: Illegal.

Jul,31 2015
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Salman Funny

Jul,30 2015
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WE CAN FEEL LOVE

LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN'T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT.

Jul,29 2015
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Indian Funny

Jul,27 2015
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Akho Me Akhe

Unse achi achi bate kare. Apki bato me unhe apka pyar dikhna chahia. Uske akho me akhe dalkar orh smile karte hua baat kare. Isse wo impress ho jayegi.

Jul,27 2015
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Exam Results

Exams Ke Time Raat Bhar Padhte Hai.
Saare Students Bankar ULLU.
Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta Hai Sirf,
BABA JI KA THULLU.

Jul,27 2015
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