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Savita's Joke
Side effect

Side effect of excess study:
A guy went to restaurant,
He wanted to see the menu but
He forgot what it is called he ask waiter,
Syllabus lana…

May,2 2015
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Without you

I can’t see myself without you.

May,1 2015
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देशी घी

कुत्तों को देशी घी और लङकियों को सच्चा प्यार कभी हज़म नही
होता..।

May,1 2015
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Talk about

Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Flourine? OMg PISS OFF …Potassium? K

May,1 2015
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Bhukamp ke baad

Breaking News
Bhukamp ke baad Bihar govt ne..
sabi ladkiyon ko lipstick lagana ban kar diya hai.!!
Kyunki
tu lagave lu jab lipistic,
hile lu sara distric

Apr,30 2015
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Your headache

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirins and a glass of water.
His wife asks: What’s that for??
It’s for your headache.
I don’t have a headache.
He replies: Gotcha!!

Apr,30 2015
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BORN BABY

Girl (wearing short clothes): am i looking Young??
Boy: open everything u will look like a NEW BORN BABY.

Apr,30 2015
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Status updates

Definition of LIKE button on Facebook

Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time and
they don’t like anything except their own status,

Whereas boys know that its completely free of cost and
effectively utilize it to impress girls by Liking their Status updates and
comments even if they are senseless..

Apr,29 2015
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Always smile

Always smile
Do U know Why??
Bcoz Haso! Jiyo!
Muskurao! Khush raho!
Kya Pata!!

KalAage ke do DAAT ho na ho!!

Apr,29 2015
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Retains in

Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes

Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?

Apr,29 2015
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Too Optimistic
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I am too Positive to be Doubtful

I am too Positive..
to be Doubtful..!
I am too Optimistic..
to be Fearful..!
I am too Determinant..
to be Defeated..!

if u can…. then try to make me down.

Apr,29 2015
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I Want

I want to drink the water from your lips,
I want to hear the movement of your soul,
I want to touch the sound of your heart,
I want to be u

Apr,28 2015
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Cute Lines

Cute Lines:
Tears can be Trusted more than Smile bcoz
You can easily Smile at anybody but
Cant Cry without True Feelings!!

Apr,27 2015
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Benefits of Kissing

Benefits of Kissing;
Changes taste;
Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;
Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;
So KEEP KISSING:

Apr,27 2015
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Time to move

i wont take a bullet for no one because if i have time to jump in front of a bullet, you had time to move…!!!

Apr,27 2015
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Bache kaise hote hain?

1 Ladka Ladki se puchta hai:
Bache kaise hote hain?
Sharmao mat batao.

Ladki Chup…

Ladka: Arey pagli itna bhi nahi pata,
Bache shararati hote hain.

Apr,27 2015
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AGE

Kisine mujh se aapki Umar puchi
maine kaha-
Chehre se 16yrs
Kapdo se 19yrs
hansi se 7yrs
Ankho se 8yrs
Kul mila kar 50 SAAL kam to nahi btayi na!

Apr,24 2015
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Kisses wasted

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. 
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. 
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated.

Apr,21 2015
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Never give up

Never give up. Great things take time.

Apr,21 2015
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Their home

We all have that one friendthat walks into your home like its their home..

Apr,21 2015
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Unlove’ u

I have unfriend’d u, unfollow’d u and wat not…! But i cant juz ‘unlove’ u..!!

Apr,21 2015
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Though

A tiny flicker of hope..!! Though a way much tiny, i’m still happy…!!!

Apr,21 2015
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Stupid

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Apr,21 2015
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Brazil 2014

Brazil 2014
-Spain has left group
-Australia has left group
-Cameroon has left group
-England just left
-Italy is typing message
-Argentina is recording audio
-Brazil is recording audio
-Nederland is online
-Germany is online
-Chile is online
-Costa Rica just joined
-Pakistan is blocked
-India last seen 20/6/1970 :D

Apr,21 2015
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Whats app

aapka whatsapp no kya hai

 

 

 


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Apr,21 2015
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Koi Nahi Chairta


Larki apni Dadi se : Main school nahi jawongi.
Rasty main larkay chairty hain
DADI : Bahany mat banawo,
Me bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon,
Mujhe to koi nahi chairta.

Apr,20 2015
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Pan-Parag

Kiss is not like nokia
connecting people
kiss is not like pepsi
ye dil mange more
but kiss is like pan-parag
1se mera kya hoga

Apr,20 2015
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phir aa gya

Baccha: Mamma kya mai bhagwan ki tarah dikhta hu?
Mammi: Nhi, lekin tum aisa kyu phuch rhe ho beta.
Baccha: Kyunki Mamma mai kahi bhi jata hu sab yhi kahte hai ki
hey bhagwan phir se aa gya..!

Apr,18 2015
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Batting Jhagda

Scores against India
Pak : 224/10
SA : 177/10
UAE : 102/10
WI : 182/10
IRE : 259/10
What does it say..?
India ke saath khelega
toh batting sabko milega

Apr,18 2015
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Time Management

iss seher me sab jaldi me hote hai lekin time par koi nahi pochta

Apr,14 2015
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Dar lag raha hai

Patni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Santa:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le…

Apr,10 2015
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Touching story…

A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding.
He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound.

Wife looked in his eyes and said:
Sochna bhi mat…
Designer piece hai!!!

Apr,10 2015
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Biggest lie

Q: What is the biggest lie ever told in a hindi movie?

Ans:

Zeenat Aman in a bikini singing & asking “Kya dekhte ho”
and
Feroz khan answering: Surat tumhari..!!4

Apr,9 2015
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Har baat maanna

Girlfrind banane se aapke paas ek aisa insaan ho jaata hai jo aapki har baat maanta hai. (Kintu bada waala sach to yah hai ki hota iska ulta hai, aur hamesha ladke hi joru ke ghulaam bane rehte hain).

Apr,9 2015
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Sharmeeli ladkiyan

Ladkon ko sharmeeli ladkiyan bahut achhi lagti hain isiliye jab bhi usse milo to ekdum sharmeela pan dikhao. Wo baat karne ki koshish kare to sharma kar bhaag jao. Kuch aur kahe to keh do ki mujhe sharam aati hai. Uska dil pighal jaayega.

Apr,9 2015
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Shaadi Ka Rishta

Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya…

Unko baat karne ke liye akele baitha diya gaya!

Ladki darte darte: Bhaiya aap kitne bhai behen ho?

Ladka: Abhi tak 3 the, ab 4 ho gaye!

Apr,4 2015
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Leaving Whatsapp

I just wanted all of you know that I'm leaving Whatsapp.
This ride has been a blast and I've made a tonne of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humour and wit is amazing. I'll miss all of you, but I've decided I need to spend more time with my family. So see you .
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.
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.
.
after lunch!

Apr,4 2015
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Meri Zindagi

Meri zindagi ke raaz mein ek raaz tum bhi ho,
Meri bandagi ki aas mein ek aas tum bhi ho,
Tum kya ho mere, kuchh ho ya kuchh bhi nahi magar,
Meri zindagi ke kash mein ek kash tum bhi ho.

Apr,4 2015
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Pyar kabi na krna pardesi

Pyar kabi na krna pardesi $e
rote-rote naina thak jyenge
Pyar krna hamsha padosi se
roz khidki se darshan ho jyenge
dekho khuli kya!

Mar,27 2015
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Duriya Bahot Hai

Duriya bahot hain par itna samajh lo,
Pass rehkar hi koi rishta Khas nahi hota,
Tum dil k pass itne ho k dur rehkar bhi ..
Dooriyoon ka kabhi ehsaas nahi hota.

Mar,24 2015
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Aashiq Ki Gali

Arz Hai
The Janaza Of Aashiq Is Nikla From The Gali of Mehbuba With Very Zor-Shor
The Mehbuba Jhaki From The Door & Boli Margaya Haramkhor. . .

Mar,21 2015
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Girlfriend And Wife

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife??
A girlfriend answers all ur questions,
And
A wife questions all ur answers!

Mar,21 2015
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Hamesha unko Respect de

Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi zaruri hai.

Mar,14 2015
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मचल जाने की प्रवृत्ति है

अकड़ू : लड़कियां हमेशा ऐसे लड़कों की तरफ ध्यान देती हैं जो उन्हें भाव ही न दें, जिनकी लड़कियों में कोई खासी रुचि ही न हो। तो अगर आपकी लड़कियों को देखकर मचल जाने की प्रवृत्ति है तो जरा संभल 

Mar,14 2015
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उसकी पसंद का खाना ही खाएँ

अपने आप को उसके अनुसार ढालने की कोशिश करें। वह क्या पसंद करती है और क्या नहीं यह जानने की कोशिश करें। जब डिनर पर जाएँ तो आप उसकी पसंद का खाना ही खाएँ।

Mar,14 2015
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Tumari Ankhein

Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.

Mar,9 2015
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My Valentine!

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together;
Keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever!
Please be my Valentine!

Feb,6 2015
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Passion

Flirtation if for seconds;
Passion is for minutes;
Liking is for hours;
Longing is for days;
Missing is for weeks;
Infatuation is for months;
Remembrance is for years;
But Love is till eternity.
Love you my sweet Valentine!
Happy Valentine's Day!

Feb,6 2015
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Shobha’s First Time

Savita had just finished telling Shobha about her first extramarital affair over lunch and both were headed back to Savita’s apartment when suddenly Savita’s cell phone started ringing. It was Mishraji, Savita’s Boss, who was in the mood for some of his best employee’s ‘Special Service’.

“I’m sorry Shobha. I just got a call from work. Mishraji needs me for some urgent work in the office?” lied Savita to Shobha; knowing full well that the urgent work was just an excuse for Mishraji to get Savita alone in the office with him on the weekend.

“So we’ll have to postpone the ‘lesson’!” said Shobha getting disappointed that bhabhi had to leave.

“No. It probably won’t take me too long in the office. I’ll give you the keys to my apartment.” said Savita handing her the keys to her apartment “You can let yourself in and wait for me there.”

Shobha reached Bhabhi’s apartment and seeing that Ashok was not at home as usual; decided to try on some of the clothes and lingerie they had purchased at the mall. She entered bhabhi’s bedroom and began trying on the clothes unaware that she had forgotten to lock the main door behind her.

“Looks like bhabhi has returned home”, thought Varun when he noticed that bhabhi’s apartment door was ajar.

“Hmmm…Ashok uncle never comes home before 8 so maybe I could have some fun with bhabhi if she’s free.” Varun was hoping for a quick fuck session alone with bhabhi while his brother was away watching a movie.

He entered Savita’s apartment thinking about the hot week he and his brother had had with bhabhi while Ashok was away on an office trip. Thinking about all those hot nights and the early morning blowjobs made his cock even harder.

“Looks like bhabhi’s changing in the bedroom. Last time I peeped on her, it ended up pretty well!” thought Varun and smiled to himself as he tiptoed towards bhabhi’s bedroom hoping to surprise her. However he was surprised when he heard someone else’s voice coming from in there.

As he peeked into the room, he was surprised to find Shobha, a girl from his college, trying on some lingerie in bhabhi’s bedroom.

“She doesn’t know that I am in the house. I’d better keep quiet and enjoy the show.”

Varun couldn’t help but get excited as Shobha soon took off her bra revealing a set a creamy white breasts and pink nipples. She was rubbing her breasts and her body and it was obvious that she was turned on.

Shobha was thinking about the story Savita Bhabhi has just told her.

“Mmmm…Hearing bhabhi’s story of her first affair has made me really horny. My nipples are hard and poking through the bra”, thought Shobha as she took off her bra and felt her erect nipples with her fingers. A shiver ran through her body as she felt excited when she touched her sensitive nipples. She moved her other hand to her other sensitive spot and was surprised to see that her pussy was so wet.

“Even my pussy has become wet.” she thought while inserting two fingers inside her now dripping pussy.

“Ahhh…I can’t stop imagining about bhabhi and Aman. Oh, I wish I had a cock like that in my pussy right now!” moaned Shobha as she recalled the sight of Aman, the fitness instructor, fucking Savita Bhabhi’s pussy in the gym last week. Her knees felt weak and she moved onto the bed to be more comfortable while she pleasured herself.

“I can’t believe it she is fingering herself in bhabhi’s room. I never knew she was such a slut!” thought Varun is surprise; as the common notion in college was that Shobha was a shy girl who didn’t even know how to speak to guys. And here she was fingering herself imagining getting fucked by another guys cock!

“Mmmm Aman… I want you to fuck me like you were fucking bhabhi. I want your long hard cock inside my wet pussy.” moaned Shobha loudly while fingering her pussy with one hand and pinching her nipples with the other.

“Wow, she’s nothing like I’d imagined! Hmmm, maybe I can turn this situation to my advantage…” thought Varun smiling to himself. A plan was forming in his mind and he decided to act on it.

“Creak”

Shobha was suddenly brought to her senses by the sound of the bedroom door creaking open and Varun stepped inside with a mischievous grin on his face.

“Who are you and what are you doing here? Get out of the room!” shouted Shobha at him while making a vain attempt at covering herself up with her hands. However her tiny hands where nowhere close enough to cover her big breasts.

“Don’t you recognize me Shobha! I’m your junior at college and also Savita bhabhi’s neighbor. I came in to meet bhabhi but instead I found you in here!”

“I-I was just trying on some clothes…”

“There’s no need to lie…I heard everything…”

“What do you mean?” said Shobha with a touch of fear in her voice.

“Weren’t you just moaning about wanting a big cock in your pussy? I’m sure I can help you with that” said Varun with a smile on his face. “Unless of course, you want everyone in college to know what you were doing here!” he added making Shobha aware of the consequences if she didn’t listen to what he had to say.

“All right…what do you want me to do?”

“Well, why don’t you continue what you were doing earlier. I want to see you pleasure yourself and I want to see you orgasm! So why don’t you start by rubbing your breasts for me!”

While Varun was instructing Shobha on what he wanted her to do, Savita Bhabhi was on her way back from her office sex session and was now in the elevator heading towards her apartment.

“I wonder if Shobha has already arrived. She was really eager to come here today!” thought Savita. She knew why Shobha was so eager to go to her apartment. This was the only place where Shobha could be herself and pleasure herself alone away from all her hostel roommates. Savita was surprised to see her apartment door open and upon walking inside she was even more puzzled to hear two voices coming from her bedroom.

As she tiptoed towards her room and peeked inside she was shocked at what she saw.

“Oh my! What is going on here?” said Savita when she saw the sight of Shobha fingering herself on the bed and Varun sitting beside her with his cock in his hand and telling Shobha to pinch her nipples.

Jan,6 2015
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A Wife’s Confession

Our sexy bhabhi Savita and her new friend Shobha were shopping for clothes in the mall.

“Doesn’t this dress look adorable, Shobha?” Savita had found a particularly sexy dress and asked Shobha for her opinion while trying on a pink salwar.

“It’s good bhabhi, but why don’t you try this one instead?” Shobha handed Savita another dress.

“How does this one look?” asked Savita after considering it.

“It looks great, much better than the last one!”

Meanwhile the salesman at the shop was looking at bhabhi with a small smile on his face.

“I wonder if the girl with bhabhi knows what a slut her friend is? The time I fucked this bhabhi was the best sex I’ve ever had! And I remember watching her fuck that man in the changing room that time. I shot my cum all over the TV watching her suck on his cock and drinking his cum.” the salesman thought while he helped the girls with their shopping.

Savita handed the dress to the salesman who was lost in his own thoughts thinking about making love to the hot bhabhi again. Savita asked him to pack the dress and Savita and Shobha paid for the clothes and left the store.

“Whew…Now that the shopping’s over.” said Savita as she and Shobha left the shop “Why don’t we have lunch at the restaurant here?”

“Good idea bhabhi.” replied Shobha who was already exhausted from the shopping.

“One palak paneer and one dal fry please.”

The waiter was pleased to be service this table as he could ogle the two hot women without being conspicuous. They ordered the meal and Shobha mentioned to Savita about the salesman that was staring at them at the store.

“Bhabhi, did you see the way that salesman was staring you at the lingerie store?”-“It looked like he was undressing you with his eyes!!!”

“Oh him! He once came to our home to sell some bras.” – “and I can tell you he did a lot more than just undress me that time!” said Savita with a knowing smile.

“Really Bhabhi, Tell me the whole story.” Shobha said surprised.

“Well, He once came to my house with a bra that was too small for me and I had to make him measure my breasts properly so he could get the right size next time. He really enjoyed taking the measurements”

“I gave him a lesson in customer satisfaction and tipped him for the excellent service he gave me.” Savita continued.

“Bhabhi!!! You actually had sex with him.” said Shobha who was surprised to hear this. “Wow, when I met you the first time I couldn’t guess you were such a slutty person.”

“I’ll take that as a compliment! But you should have seen me during my college days. There wasn’t a single guy in college who didn’t have a crush on me.” said Savita who was pleased with the remark.

“Yes, I can imagine that.” Shobha was still shocked at this revelation.

Savita continued with her story “Yes, most of the guys just wanted to get into bed with me and I was more than happy to oblige. I even had sex with my Maths professor!”

“He gave me 5 marks for every blowjob I gave him and 10 for every fuck. I ended up getting a 100 on every exam.”

“Then were you always like this bhabhi? Even after marriage!” asked Shobha.

“Oh No! I had decided to settle down after marriage.”

“But you’ve seen how Ashok is. He’s hardly at home anytime and he doesn’t have sex with me that often. I was very unhappy with my marriage in the beginning.” Shobha could see a sad look on Savita’s face as she continued.

“Really! So what made you cheat on your husband for the first time?” Shobha prodded.

Savita then started the story of her first affair after marriage. “It’s a long story…”

and began telling Shobha about her life just after her marriage

“Ashok is a very quiet sort of person and he couldn’t keep me satisfied at all. Even after 6 months of marriage he’d had sex with me just 3-4 times. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and make Ashok more interested in me. It was 6 months after our marriage.”

Savita’s Bedroom –

Savita stood in front of the mirror trying on a particularly hot outfit. “I think I’ll wear something really erotic tonight.”

“One look at me in this outfit and Ashok won’t be able to resist me at all.” thought Savita as she modeled the outfit in front of the mirror and smiled mischievously.

Thinking of finally getting some sex tonight had made her quite horny and Savita couldn’t resist fingering herself right then and there.

“Mmmm, it’s been so long since I’ve had a cock inside me.” -“I’m getting aroused just by thinking about tonight.” Savita started fingering herself with one hand inside her panties and the other massaging her breast. However the sound of the dinner getting ready in the kitchen brought her back to her senses.

At dinnertime when Ashok brought his friend home, Savita was surprised to see that it was none other than Rohit, Savita’s good friend from college. Rohit however was more surprised to find out that his friend’s wife turned out to be the hottest girl in college on whom he had a secret crush.

“What a coincidence! How do you guys know each other?” asked Ashok.

“Rohit was one of my best friends in college; but we lost touch after college was over.”

“Humph, I wanted to be more than just her friend in college.” thought Rohit while staring at Savita. “I had a big crush on her but never asked her out.”

During dinner both Savita and Rohit weren’t paying much attention to the food laid out in front of them or Ashok’s constant talk about his office work.

“I wish Rohit leaves soon. Otherwise Ashok will go to bed if it get’s late.” thought Savita

Meanwhile Rohit was relieving one of his old fantasies about Savita. Rohit dreamt on how he’d love to suckle on Savita’s nipples and give her tits a fuck that they deserved.

“She’s looking even more beautiful than before…”-“And her breasts have gotten even bigger…I’d love to suck them!” he thought. “I’d fuck her so hard that she’d be begging me to cum inside her.”

They were both brought out of their thoughts by a phone call from Ashok office. Ashok said he had to leave due to some urgent work at the office. That meant leaving his sexy wife alone with Rohit, but being Ashok he really didn’t care.

After dinner both Savita and Rohit chatted about their college days but Rohit noticed that Savita was distracted and a little gloomy.

“Savita! Are you ok? Is something the problem?”

Savita tried to hide her anger at first but Rohit was an old friend and she decided she could share her troubles with him.

“It’s Ashok!!!”-“He always gives preference to his job over me.”

Rohit comforted her a little but he began to see that all was not well in this marriage.

“He’s very dedicated at office towards his work. He’s a model employee” he told her.

“But if I had such a pretty wife waiting for me at home, I’d never ignore her.”

Savita was pleased to hear the compliment Rohit paid her and started telling him more and more about her lonely married life. She told him about her plan to seduce Ashok that night and this makes Rohit see an opportunity in front of him to fulfill his dreams of fucking Savita.

“I know Ashok. He’s a real bore. He won’t get seduced so easily.” He told Savita “and I’m not sure you still have it in you to do it.”

This statement from Rohit got Savita all riled up.

“Oh really! Do you remember how many boy-friends I had in college?” – “I could get any boy I wanted back then!”

At which Rohit replied “But it’s been a long time since then.”

With a mischievous twinkle in his eyes, he summoned up all his courage and suggested an idea.

“Why don’t you give me a peek at what you’re wearing? Then I can judge and tell.”…

Jan,6 2015
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