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Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you.
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya.
Doctor: Oh Sorry Miss Taniya Bad news for you.
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Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints.
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Mein Tod Leta Agar Tum Gulab Hoti,
Main Jawab Banta Agar Tum Sawal Hoti,
Sabhi Jante Hai Ki Mein Nasha Nahi Karta,
Fir Bhi Pee Lete Agar Tum Sharaab Hoti.
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Himesh Reshammiya ka kutta ghar se bhag gaya.
Dusre kutto ne pucha tu kyun bhaga?
Kutta: Sala raat ko gane ki practice khud karta hai, subah log mujhe marte the.
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Bhikhari: Beti 10 rupeye de do belence karwakar girlfriend se bat karni he.
Girl: Are wah bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend bana li.
Bhikhari: Are girlfriend ne hi bhikhari banaya he.
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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi
Jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi
Toh vo bola thoda pas ho k baith,
Ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
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Wife: Suppose Karo Agar Me,
Aapki Har Baat Samjhu,
Aur Har Baat Maanu To?
Husband Hasta Hai.
Bahut Hasta Hai.
Haste Haste Zameen Par Gir Jata Hai,
Aur Khushi Se Chilla K Kahta H.
Saala Suppose Karu To Bhi,
Yakeen Nahi Ho Raha.
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Train Chali,
Bheed Badhi,
Itne Me Break Lagi,
1Ladka Ladki Se Ja Takraya,
Ladki Boli: Janwar Ho Kya?
Ladka: Jaan To Tum Ho,
Hum To War Hai.
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Drink a full glass of water before you eat and then sip a full glass between bites, you’ll get full much faster.
Remember it takes 20 minutes for the brain to realize the stomach is full.
Eat denser food because it feels like more.
Light and fluffy foods compact in your digestive tract and you will feel hungry soon after.
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To determine your water requirement, divide your weight (in pounds) by two.
This gives the daily ounce-recommendation.
Cut down on caffeine and caffeinated and aerated beverages.
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Ab bhi taaza hain zakhm seene mein,
Bin tere kya rakha hain jeene mein,
Hum to zinda hain tera sath paane ko,
Wrna der kitni lgti hai zaher
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Wife and Husband returned from honeymoon after a week.
Husband : How did you enjoy the whole week?
Wife : The whole week has made my hole weakk.
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Baap Bahot Gusse me: Sharab, Cigarette,
Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan,
K Dushman Hain.
Beta Proudly: Jo Insaan Apne,
Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye,
Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa.
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Why Boys get Blocked on Whataspp.
After fight Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahi?
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? EID ho? Ya Holi?
BLOCKED.
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Hasi Ne Labo Par Thirakna Chhod Diya,
Khwaabo Ne Palko Pe Aana Chhod Diya,
Nahi Aati Ab To Yeh Hichkiya Bhi,
Shaayad Aapne Hume Yaad Karna Chhod Diya.
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Kiss on the Forehead: We’re cute together .
Kiss on the Cheek: We’re friends.
Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU…
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Ldka Ladki dekhne gaya…
Unko baat karne ke liye akele baitha diya gaya!
Ladki darte darte: Bhaiya aap kitne bhai behen ho?
Ladka: Abhi tak 3 the, ab 4 ho gaye!
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Shiddu To Kapil: Shamaa bani to parwaane bane,
Jaam bana to maikhaane bane,
Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein,
Warna, yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane.
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Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
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Jee Bhar Ke Dekhoon Tujhe Agar Tujhko Gawara Ho,
Betaab Meri Nazrain Or Pyar Tumhara Ho,
Jaan Ki Fikar Ho Na Zamane Ki Parwa,
Ek Tera pyar Ho Jo Sirf Humara Ho.
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Arz Kiya hai,
Na jeene ki arzoo, na marne ka khauf,
Na jeene ki arzoo, na marne ka khauf,
The number you are dialing is currently switched off.
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Jailer: Faansi se pehle kisse miloge?
Boy: Girlfriend Se
Jailer: Maa Baap se nahi
Boy: Maa Baap to agla janam lete hi mil jyenge
Girlfried ke liye sala phir 18 saal wait karna padega.
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A child had never seen his hips,
1 day his teacher beat him on his hips,
He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says
BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE.
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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.”
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सबसे ज्यादा दुःख तो तब होता जब एक्स गर्लफ्रेंड की शादी के बाद
उसकी शिमला की वादियों में पोज देती फोटो फेसबुक पे दिखती है
पर अगले ही पल सुकून भी मिल जाता है,
जब उसके साथ कलमुँहे लंगूर पति की पोज भी होती है
जा पगली जी ले अपनी जिंदगी
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Dukhi gf Ne Apne Bf Ke Liye 1 Shayri Likhi -
phoolo Ka Raaja Baharo Ka Sahjada , dil Tod Kar Chala Gaya kutta kamina haramzada
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Laws like to Cobwebs catch small Flies,Great ones break thro' before your eyes
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Santa dials a number
a Girl answered….
Santa : Hello… kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta…
Santa : O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya
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Q. Vampires ko kiski movies dekhna pasand hai?
Socho…
Hint: Apna Bollywood ka hero hai..
ab bhi nahin pata?
simple hai yaar…
Dharmendra ki. (Kutte kamine mein tera khoon pee jaunga)
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Ladki Wale Ladke se: Beta kya karte ho?
Ladka: Jee Administrative Department mein Hu.
Ladki Wale (Khush Hokar): Kaun si Company mein Beta.
Ladka: Whatsapp par 3-4 Groups ka Admin Hu.
Dedicated to All Admins
Bin Pagaar Full Adhikaar..
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Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari
Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ..
Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai!
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Hasrat hain sirf tumhe paane ki,
Aur koi khawahish nahi is deewane ki,
Shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
Kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khubsurat banaane ki.
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A woman can’t control on what a man says, but she can control how she feels while he’s saying it. When she is speaking, your eyes should travel around her face, coming to rest frequently on her mouth.
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There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You
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Teacher: raju tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir.
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Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye LAXMIJEE apke dwar,
sukh sampatimile aapko apar,
Deepawali ki subhkamnain kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI.
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Raat hai kafi, thandi hawa chal rahi hai,
Yaad mein aapki kisi ki muskan khil rahi hai,
Unke Sapno ki duniya mein aap kho jao,
Aankh karo band or aaram se so jao.
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Tum bahaar ho bahaar hee rehna,
mere dil ke ghar mein hee chhupi rehna,
bacha lunga tumhein main sab dukho se aansuon se,
bas mujhse PYAAR karti rehna…
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Kash Koi Mile Is Tarah Ke Phir Judaa Na Ho
Wo Samjhe Mere Mizaz Ko Aur Kabhi Khafa Na Ho
Apne Ehsaas Se Baant Le Saari Tanhayi Meri
Itna Pyaar De Jo Pehle Kabhi Kisi Ne Diya Na Ho.
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Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday.
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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.
He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it."
About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.
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DrivingMan returning with his wife from guests.
Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife.
But there is only one problem, how to explain that
to the policeman?
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