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Salwar Ke Niche

Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,
Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,
Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se.
Best Of Luck.

Aug,19 2015
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Aap Ladki ki


Aap Ladki ki Tareef Kar Sakte hHe Par Jada Tareef Bhi Na Kare
Aap chahen To Uski Sundarta Ki Tareeef Kar Sakte He Aur Use Bata Sakte He  
Ki  Vo Kese Dusree Ladkiyon Se Alag He,
Isse Use Mehsus Hoga Ki vo Baki Ladkiyon Se Behtar He.
Dyan Rahe Ladki Ko Aisa Nahi Lagna Chahiye Ki Aap Use Pata Rahe He

Aug,18 2015
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Aathvi Pass Karke

Munnabhai: Ye Ramnavmi Kyo Manai Jaati Hai?
Circuit: Arey Simple Hai Bhai.Is Din Bhagwan Ram Aathvi Pass Karke
Navmi Me Gaye The.

Aug,18 2015
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Girls Sitting Behind

50% of boys watch Comedy Nights with Kapil.
Just to see the girls sitting behind Navjot Singh Sidhu.

Aug,17 2015
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Outlook Bund

Arz kiya hai.
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai?
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai?
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya,
Outlook bund Hai.

Aug,17 2015
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Miss Taniya

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you.
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya.
Doctor: Oh Sorry Miss Taniya Bad news for you.

Aug,13 2015
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Tongue Print

Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints.

Aug,12 2015
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Patni Ka Dard

Pati sex karte hue bola: Darling ladka nikalu ya ladki?
Patni: Dard se meri gaand fati ja rahi hai.
Pahle jo dala hai wo nikalo.

Aug,6 2015
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Khofnaak Item

Ek bacha mummy se pitne k baad,
Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho?
Papa: Nahi beta.
Bacha: Phir aap itna khofnaak item kahan se pakad laye.

Aug,5 2015
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Sharaab Hoti

Mein Tod Leta Agar Tum Gulab Hoti,
Main Jawab Banta Agar Tum Sawal Hoti,
Sabhi Jante Hai Ki Mein Nasha Nahi Karta,
Fir Bhi Pee Lete Agar Tum Sharaab Hoti.

Aug,4 2015
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Gane Ki Practice

Himesh Reshammiya ka kutta ghar se bhag gaya.
Dusre kutto ne pucha tu kyun bhaga?
Kutta: Sala raat ko gane ki practice khud karta hai, subah log mujhe marte the.

Aug,1 2015
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Bhikhari Ki Girlfriend

Bhikhari: Beti 10 rupeye de do belence karwakar girlfriend se bat karni he.
Girl: Are wah bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend bana li.
Bhikhari: Are girlfriend ne hi bhikhari banaya he.

Aug,1 2015
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Eleaphent Funny

Jul,31 2015
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Funny Baba

Jul,30 2015
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Ek Conductor

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi
Jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi
Toh vo bola thoda pas ho k baith,
Ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

Jul,28 2015
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Yakeen Nahi Hota

Wife: Suppose Karo Agar Me,
Aapki Har Baat Samjhu,
Aur Har Baat Maanu To?
Husband Hasta Hai.
Bahut Hasta Hai.
Haste Haste Zameen Par Gir Jata Hai,
Aur Khushi Se Chilla K Kahta H.
Saala Suppose Karu To Bhi,
Yakeen Nahi Ho Raha.

Jul,27 2015
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Janwar Ho Kya

Train Chali,
Bheed Badhi,
Itne Me Break Lagi,
1Ladka Ladki Se Ja Takraya,
Ladki Boli: Janwar Ho Kya?
Ladka: Jaan To Tum Ho,
Hum To War Hai.

Jul,20 2015
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About LifeStyle

Drink a full glass of water before you eat and then sip a full glass between bites, you’ll get full much faster.
Remember it takes 20 minutes for the brain to realize the stomach is full.
Eat denser food because it feels like more.
Light and fluffy foods compact in your digestive tract and you will feel hungry soon after.

Jul,20 2015
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Drink Water

To determine your water requirement, divide your weight (in pounds) by two.
This gives the daily ounce-recommendation.
Cut down on caffeine and caffeinated and aerated beverages.

Jul,20 2015
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Saath Pane ko

Ab bhi taaza hain zakhm seene mein,
Bin tere kya rakha hain jeene mein,
Hum to zinda hain tera sath paane ko,
Wrna der kitni lgti hai zaher

Jul,20 2015
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Mutthi Garam Karo

Santa Ke Upar Adalat Mein Ek Case Chal Raha Tha.
Judge : Tumne Lady Police Officer Ko Apna Hathiyar Kyu Pakdaya?
Santa Rote Huye : Judge Sahab Meri Koyi Galti Nahi Hai,
Ye Mere Ko Boli Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehele Mutthi Garam Karo, So Maine Kardi

Jul,20 2015
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Hole Weak

Wife and Husband returned from honeymoon after a week.
Husband : How did you enjoy the whole week?
Wife : The whole week has made my hole weakk.

Jul,20 2015
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Jaan K Dushman

Baap Bahot Gusse me: Sharab, Cigarette,
Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan,
K Dushman Hain.
Beta Proudly: Jo Insaan Apne,
Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye,
Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa.

Jul,17 2015
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Manaate Hi Nahi

Why Boys get Blocked on Whataspp.
After fight Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahi?
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? EID ho? Ya Holi?
BLOCKED.

Jul,17 2015
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Nahi Aati Hichkiya

Hasi Ne Labo Par Thirakna Chhod Diya,
Khwaabo Ne Palko Pe Aana Chhod Diya,
Nahi Aati Ab To Yeh Hichkiya Bhi,
Shaayad Aapne Hume Yaad Karna Chhod Diya.

Jul,16 2015
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Kaleja Thoda Upar

Lady to Dr.: Mere husband ka bahut lamba hai.
Andar jata hai to kaleje ko lagta hai.
Dr.: Chota karna hai kya?
Lady: Na ji na Kaleja thoda upar ho sakta hai kya?

Jul,16 2015
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I Love You

Kiss on the Forehead: We’re cute together .
Kiss on the Cheek: We’re friends.
Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU…

Jul,16 2015
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Kitane Bhai Ho

Ldka Ladki dekhne gaya…
Unko baat karne ke liye akele baitha diya gaya!
Ladki darte darte: Bhaiya aap kitne bhai behen ho?
Ladka: Abhi tak 3 the, ab 4 ho gaye!

 

Jul,16 2015
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Pappu In Office

Jul,16 2015
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Shehar Ka Pagalkhaana

Shiddu To Kapil: Shamaa bani to parwaane bane,
Jaam bana to maikhaane bane,
Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein,
Warna, yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane.

Jul,16 2015
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Curse Of God

Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.

Jul,15 2015
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Yaara Teri Yaari

Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Wah Wah!
Pahle Sunn To Le Bhosdi Ke!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha!

 

Jul,15 2015
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Sirf Humara Ho

Jee Bhar Ke Dekhoon Tujhe Agar Tujhko Gawara Ho,
Betaab Meri Nazrain Or Pyar Tumhara Ho,
Jaan Ki Fikar Ho Na Zamane Ki Parwa,
Ek Tera pyar Ho Jo Sirf Humara Ho.

Jul,15 2015
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Switched Off

Arz Kiya hai,
Na jeene ki arzoo, na marne ka khauf,
Na jeene ki arzoo, na marne ka khauf,
The number you are dialing is currently switched off.

Jul,15 2015
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Avoid Thoughts

A man to doctor,
Is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts.

Jul,15 2015
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Kisse Miloge

Jailer: Faansi se pehle kisse miloge?
Boy: Girlfriend Se
Jailer: Maa Baap se nahi
Boy: Maa Baap to agla janam lete hi mil jyenge
Girlfried ke liye sala phir 18 saal wait karna padega.

Jul,14 2015
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funny Bike

Jul,14 2015
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Beat On Hips

A child had never seen his hips,
1 day his teacher beat him on his hips,
He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says
BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE.

Jul,14 2015
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Mummy Ki Marzi

Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they
Phir Rajput hue
Phir Sharma ho gaye
Abhi hai Darzi Aaage Mummy ki marzi

Jul,13 2015
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Right To Pursue Happiness

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.” 

Jul,13 2015
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B.Com Final Year

A Sardar Saw A Beautiful Girl,
He Went There And Kissed Her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What Are You Doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final Year!

Jul,13 2015
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एक्स गर्लफ्रेंड

सबसे ज्यादा दुःख तो तब होता जब एक्स गर्लफ्रेंड की शादी के बाद 
उसकी शिमला की वादियों में पोज देती फोटो फेसबुक पे दिखती है
पर अगले ही पल सुकून भी मिल जाता है, 
जब उसके साथ कलमुँहे लंगूर पति की पोज भी होती है 
जा पगली जी ले अपनी जिंदगी

Jul,13 2015
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Fir Nikaal Bahar

Boy To Girlfriend:
Meri Us Jagah Hath Lago Jahan Haddi Na Ho.
Ladki Haste Hue: Chal Fir Nikaal Bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.

Jul,10 2015
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7 Lollipops

Maths Teacher: Ram Tere Pas 6 Lollipop Hai,
2 Rinku Ko Diye,
3 Pinki Ko Diye,
1 Gattu Ko Diya To Tere Pas Kya Bacha?
Ram: L*da Bacha! Wo Aap Choos Lena..

Jul,10 2015
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Sache Dost

Jul,10 2015
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Dukhi GF

Dukhi gf Ne Apne Bf Ke Liye 1 Shayri Likhi -
phoolo Ka Raaja Baharo Ka Sahjada , dil Tod Kar Chala Gaya kutta kamina haramzada

Jul,9 2015
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Laws Like To Cobwebs

Laws like to Cobwebs catch small Flies,Great ones break thro' before your eyes

Jul,8 2015
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Panty Pehne Hue Nai Dekha

Kapde sookh rahe the.. 
Sasur-: ye kaala kapda kiska hai? 
Saas-:Bahu ki panty hai. 
Sasur-: Achha-Achha, kabhi pahne hue dekha nahi na, IsliYe pucha ? 
Samjhe t

Jul,7 2015
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Santa ayodhyan main

Santa dials a number

a Girl answered….

Santa : Hello… kaun?

Girl: Main Seeta…

Santa : O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya




Jul,7 2015
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Baba Saxidas Ji

Salman Khan Ne Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Bada Naam Suna Tha
To Ek Din Ja Pahuncha Unke Pass Aur Bola
Salman Khan: “Kitne Percent Log Samajte Hai Ki Meri Aur Katrina Ki Shaadi Hogi?”
Baba Ji: “Sirf 10%”
Salman: “Just 10% Why?”
Baba Ji: “Kyuki 90% Log Khud Katrina Se Shaadi Karna Chahte Hai“

Jul,7 2015
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