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Way To Success

Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success. 

Jun,6 2015
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Shayri Sunte Raho

Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi. 

Jun,6 2015
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Like clothes

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

Jun,2 2015
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Andha Hun Pagal Nahi


Girl to her Blind Boyfriend:
Kash tum dekh sakte main kitni khubsurat hu.

Boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh
wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate Kamini andha hu Pagal nahi.

Jun,2 2015
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Pigment In The Palms

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

May,29 2015
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Awesome Morning.

Success comes to those who have the will power to win over their snooze buttons. Wishing you an awesome morning.

May,28 2015
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Avoid Opening Unknown Emails

Avoid Opening Unknown Emails

 

Never open an email from an unknown or suspicious source, and definitely never open any attachments contained in them. You have to be careful of emails coming from people on your contact list as well, especially if the sender’s account has been hacked. If an email from someone you regularly communicate with has a suspicious link and unusual content, delete it and immediately alert this person that his or her account may have been compromised. This will help you prevent hacking and phishing scams where you may be a target.

A great way to give yourself an overall umbrella of protection is to use Kaspersky products. Its Internet security and anti-virus software protects you from malware, spyware, and viruses, and it comes with parental controls as well. Doing some of the legwork on your own certainly helps keep you safe, but use Kaspersky if you want to make sure all your bases are covered.

Do you know of any other ways to protect your personal computer?

May,27 2015
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Born With Three Hundred Bones

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

May,27 2015
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I Can See Your Whatsapp Status

I can see you checking my whatsapp status. 

May,26 2015
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Hair Style

Agar Aap Jante Hai Ki Wo Kis Film Hero Ki Fane Hai To Aap Usi Hero Ke Jaisi Hair Style Rakhe Aur Usi Ki Tarah Dikhne Ki Khoshish Kare. Ladki Aapse Impress Hogi Hi.

May,7 2015
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Mid Night Kiss

Can we do romance in the Mid Night today…
I’m in a good mood…
Just a little bit of kiss n biting…
Reply me soon…
Ur loving mosquito 

May,5 2015
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Whatsapp status
An unmarried man wrote his status on facebook as: “Wanted wife” 2 girls liked it. And 10000 men commented “Meri leja”
May,5 2015
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RUMAL sath rakhna
Jivan main ek baat yaad RAKHNA Aansu PONCHHNE wale bahot milenge But Naak PONCHNE wala koi nahi milega, So hamesha RUMAL sath rakhna.
May,5 2015
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Designer suit
Touching story: A boy and girl want for a walk. While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding. He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg. She looks in his eyes and says.. “Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”
May,5 2015
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Bachho ki strike
Duniya ke saare bache strike pe hai? Unka kehna hai ki huggies ki add mein hume nanga dikhaya jata hai, to phir stay-free ki add mein kyo nahi?? pad to pad hota hai?
May,5 2015
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Awesome Moment
That Awesome Moment When You Get.. A Good Grade For A Test You Didn’t Study For & Suddenly Your Mom Wakes You & You Realize It Was Just A Dream..
May,5 2015
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kispar lagaya jaaye
Agar life mein kabhi aapse koi mistake hojaye.. To 2 min apni aankhen band kar ke. Socho ke. Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaaye!!
May,5 2015
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Sab wapis mil gaye
Waqt ke Tufan me bikharte chale gaye, Tanhai ki gehrai me utarte chale gye, Jannat thi har subah sham jin dosto ke sath, Ek ek kar ke sab bichhadte chale gaye… Thanks to whatsup.. Sab wapis mil gaye.
May,5 2015
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Nehla Diya

2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.

May,2 2015
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Feeling Hot

I’ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

Apr,28 2015
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Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Apr,28 2015
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Save Energy

Whenever Someone Hurts You,
Don’t Cry
Remember It Takes 49 Muscles to Cry and 12 Muscles to Smile

But Only 6 Muscles to Give A Slap!!
Save Energy!!!

Apr,27 2015
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Good one

Sometimes the world gives me
so many reasons to hate it but
whenever it happens
I just stop & think of u n say:
How can I hate this world when u r a part of it

Apr,27 2015
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Excuses

When you love someone truly,
you don’t look for faults,
you don’t look for answers,
you don’t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.

Apr,27 2015
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LIC claim

A person who never smoked,
Never drunk,
No affairs,
No Girlfriend,
No flirting.
When he died.

LIC refused claim bcoz..

JO JIYA HI NAHI WO MARA KAISE?

Apr,27 2015
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Samandar

Samandar mein gehraai ki tarah,
Pyar mein judai ki tarah,
Khuda kare aapki girlfrnd aapko rakhe,
Bilkul apne bade bhai ki tarah!

Apr,24 2015
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Shararat

Maine ek Dr. se puchha…
“Bacche itne shararti kyu hote hai”
Fantastic jawab mila:-
Jo cheez banti hi shararat se hai wo sharif kaise ho sakti hai 

Apr,24 2015
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Benefits of Kissing

Benefits of Kissing;
Changes taste;
Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;
Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;
So KEEP KISSING:

Apr,21 2015
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Being simple

Being simple is not so simple

Apr,21 2015
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Heading to..

i think i know where things are heading to..!!!

Apr,21 2015
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MSG Nhi karta

Isko dhyan se dekho

('.')
<) . (>
_/'!'_

Fir Se Dekho

('.')
<') . ('>
_/' '_
kuch Fark dikha?

Lulli kaat di Saale ki…
MSG Nhi karta Tha group mein. :D

Apr,21 2015
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Admin

Who Is An Admin...?
"A Person who works Hard to get a
smile on thousand faces"
ab to Kadr kr lo meri aur yeh post share karo...

Apr,18 2015
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Sahara Mil Gaya

Mujhko phir wahi suhana nazara mil gaya,
Nazron ko jo deedar tumhara mil gaya,
Aur kisi cheez ki tamanna kyun karu,
Jab mujhe teri baahon mein sahara mil gaya.

Apr,17 2015
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Dekhte rahna

Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jayegi. 

Apr,13 2015
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Irony of life

An irony of life:
Shaadi ke liye aaye GANJE ladko ki photo reject karne wali 90% ladkiyo ko shaadi ke 10 saal baad Ganje pati ke sath hi rehna padta hai..
Aur
Shaadi ke liye Dekhi MOTI ladkiyo ko reject karne wale 90% ladko ko 2-3 saal mein Moti biwi ke sath hi rehna padta hai!

Apr,13 2015
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Bath in winters

Safety Tip for Winters !!Stand in front of mirrorwith one glass of water..&throw water on the mirror&say..” Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!! ” 

Apr,13 2015
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Ganje ladke

Shaadi ke liye aaye GANJE ladko ki photo reject karne wali 90% ladkiyo ko shaadi ke 10 saal baad Ganje pati ke sath hi rehna padta hai..

Aur

Shaadi ke liye Dekhi MOTI ladkiyo ko reject karne wale 90% ladko ko 2-3 saal mein Moti biwi ke sath hi rehna padta hai!

Apr,10 2015
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Thodi flirting

Tum jis ladke ko chahti ho uske doston ke saath thodi flirting kiya karo. Tum jise chahti ho use bilkul bhav mat do. Wo jalan se aag-baboola ho jayega. Tumhare prem mein wo joru ka ghulam ban jayega.

Apr,9 2015
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Sher Ki Lift

2 CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the. Tabhi SHER ne lift mangi.
To 1 CHUHA khada hokar bola- soch le teri Maa fir kahegi ki
.
.
.
.
. .
Gundo ke sath ghumne laga hai aaj-kal."

Mar,24 2015
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तुम एक बार में कितने आदमियों को उठा सकते हो

 

संता (पहलवान से)-तुम एक बार में कितने आदमियों को उठा सकते हो?

पहलवान- 4 को।

संता-बस..! तुमसे अच्छा तो मेरा मुर्गा है, जो सुबह पूरे मोहल्ले को उठा देता है!

Mar,16 2015
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चंद्रगुप्त मोरया कौन है

हाइट ऑफ जीनियस ऐन्सर

टीचर-चंद्रगुप्त मोरया कौन है?

संता- वो कजन है गणपति बप्पा मोरया के।

 

Mar,16 2015
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आज पाउडर देगे तो कल डीयो मांगेगा

सेल्समैन- सर,काक्त्रोच के लिए पाउडर लोगे क्या?

संता-हम काक्रोच को इतना लाड़ प्यार नहीं करते है,आज पाउडर देगे तो कल डीयो मांगेगा!!

सेल्समैन बिहोश

Mar,16 2015
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Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe

Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge.

Mar,14 2015
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Beautiful gift Zarur de,

unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift Zarur de, yaa ek Rose.

Mar,14 2015
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लड़कियां ऐसे लड़कों की तरफ आकर्षित होती है

शरीफ : लड़कियां ऐसे लड़कों की तरफ आकर्षित होती हैं जो माचो प्लस जेंटलमेन हों। जो स्वभाव से सरल, सीधे हों लेकिन जरुरत पड़ने पर आक्रामक रुख भी अपना सकें। ऐसे लड़कों के साथ वे खुद को प्रोटेक्टिव फील करती हैं।

Mar,14 2015
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जब भी आप अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से मिलने जाएं

लड़कियों को सुगंध बहुत पसंद होती है। इसलिए जब भी आप अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से मिलने जाएं, तो कोलोन, डिओ, परफ्यूम का इस्तेमाल जरूर करें। फिर देखिए उन पर क्या जादू चलता है।

Mar,14 2015
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Tujhe Mila Nahi

Tujhe Mila Nahi Humsa Koi,
Humein Mila Nahi Tujhsa Koi,
Ye To Kismat Ki Baat Hai,
Ki Humari Nazar Me Is Kadar Basa Nahi Koi.

Mar,14 2015
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Lofer aur Offer

Teacher: Lofer aur Offer me kya antar hai

Student: Simple mam

ladka 'i love you' bole to "Lofer"
or
ladki bole to "Offer"

Mar,14 2015
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Muskurahat

Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena,
Chaho to humko bhula dena,
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari..
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena.

Feb,11 2015
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Love Is A Driver

Love Is A Driver ...

Bitter And Fierce
If You Fight And
Resist Him,

Easy-going,
Once You
Acknowledge His
Power . . . :)

Feb,6 2015
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